Chapter 216: The farce is over

"This ......"

As soon as Wang Xuedong heard this, his face turned white all of a sudden.

Not to mention Yan Ruofei's goods, his whole body was trembling by Wang Xuedong's mother's Hedong lion roar.

My body was also shocked, but the next moment I was forced to stop, this time is not for fear, because the slightest mistake to help goof, the money in hand is gone.

"Wang Xuedong, you have to remember what I told you before."

Wang Xuedong was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and then looked at me with a shocked face for a moment, and finally grabbed my hand: "Master, it's really amazing, I've got it right for you!" ”

I pouted, nonsense, a person is not dead yet, he was locked in a coffin, and he finally crawled out of the coffin, and he saw his own son looking like a ghost, so it's strange if you don't scold you like this.

But fortunately, I calculated the time, the oxygen concentration in the coffin was almost consumed, according to scientific investigations, normal people in the absence of oxygen, the mind is not so active, is the so-called tendon.

So......

As soon as he came out of the coffin, Wang Xuedong's mother breathed heavily, a shriveled hand with only a layer of skin, grabbed the coffin lid tightly, leaned against the coffin wall, looked at Wang Xuedong with her eyes, without blinking, and one hand touched her chest, tightly pulling the black and white mourning clothes she was wearing, and after a while, her shriveled mouth finally eased up.

As soon as the old lady's mouth was empty, she scolded Wang Xuedong for splitting her head and covering her face.

Wang Xuedong couldn't raise his head when he was scolded, I gave Yan Ruofei a look, Yan Ruofei nodded knowingly, and comforted the old lady very considerately.

Naturally, there is nothing to say...... You have to cherish this opportunity to come back from the dead...... This is all thanks to the swallow longbow...... Yan longbow merit is world-...... Yan longbow is the most handsome...... Don't make a fuss.

It is said that Yan Longbow is the idol of middle-aged and elderly women in a nearby mountain village, and the credibility of this fool is quite high.

It didn't take long for Yan Ruofei to give me a victory gesture, I squeezed my eyes at her, and the tight string in my heart was loosened.

As for Wang Xuedong......

It's better to fool around.

I looked at Wang Xuedong and asked again very considerately: "Because your mother is only hanging for a breath now, her thinking is temporarily different from ours, so after she comes out, you can see the words she will say, you have to remember my words, don't believe her easily, accompany your mother well, don't see work as more important than anything else, understand......

After two deceptions, Wang Xuedong's belief in me has reached the level of blindness, it is simply what I say, and after looking at his mother gently, he nodded affirmatively.

So the mother and son were stunned for a long time, staring at each other, there was nothing to say for the time being, Wang Xuedong's mother could barely be regarded as resurrected, to be honest, she really almost suffocated in the coffin, although she was fooled in the name of Yan Longbow, but it was uncomfortable to almost lose her life, her face was naturally not much better, a face that was more stinky than a dung pit, and was completely presented in front of Wang Xuedong.

Therefore, Wang Xuedong's heart is broken at this moment, because his mother's gaze at him is completely similar to that of the most familiar stranger.

Finally, his mother finally spoke, but before Wang Xuedong could be happy, he was slapped and stunned: "Old lady, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, I really have to figure out this matter today, and I almost suffocated my mother to death, say!" Are you ready to murder your mother! ”

In such a grim environment, Wang Xuedong naturally believed what I said more and more.

"Because your mother is only breathing a sigh of relief right now, her thinking is different from ours for the time beingβ€”"

As soon as Wang Xuedong heard me speak, he turned his gaze to me again and interrupted me: "Master, I know, now I really believe in you......"

And the corners of my mouth pursed my lips, which was a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't a corpse, as long as the person was alive.

If this old lady were to die, we would really be murderers.

Yan Ruofei and I continued to watch this farce for a while, and then rejected Wang Xuedong's move to give money again, after all, there is still a degree to deceive people, I am a person with discipline!

So we said goodbye to Wang Xuedong's mother and son, and left, every family has a book that is difficult to tear, go their own way, let them tear it up.

As for what kind of resurrection from the dead, what kind of corpse, it is estimated that this series of follow-up things will have to keep the two mothers and sons busy for a few days, so ......

To hell with these things!

Along the way, the two of us were two ghosts, laughing while walking, we didn't expect that my first mission was to encounter this kind of dead mouse that blind cats may not be able to meet, but tired and tired, busy and busy, this one thing got a lot of reward, a full two million 1 million......

If you get rich, you will eat a bowl and throw a bowl in the future, and the days will be so beautiful......

But think about it, there are still a lot of lucky ingredients in it to be able to do this thing.

First of all, I have a ghost servant, which can make Wang Xuedong think that this is a real corpse fraud incident from the beginning, otherwise, not only can we only get 100,000 yuan, but we also have to carry a human life on our hands.

Second, afterwards, I thought about it, judging from the books I read in medical school for three years and nearly four years, this old lady choked when she fell into the dung pit, and was fascinated by a mouthful of phlegm, the environment of the dung pit, the smell, plus the dung pit is not very deep, there is no danger of death, but the instinct of the body still made her fall into a deep coma, the degree of coma is so serious that it is impossible to identify whether there are vital signs without the help of high-tech instruments such as electrocardiograms.

In other words, the poor old lady had half a foot in the grave at that time......

It was also thanks to the indiscriminate mixing of the two of us that we were able to pull back her half-footed grave by mistake.

Third, it is also a loss, Wang Xuedong is in a rural area, and they also believe in these things, if this incident happened in the city, I dare to guarantee that in today's Internet is so developed, with the degree of our half-swaggering and cheating, we would have been put in the bureau as a cheater.

I can't say that it will be regarded as a stalk, the last big event......

Although, we are indeed swindling......

Hehe......

Just as I was basking in the harvest, my phone rang.

Look at the caller ID, it's Bian Zhenhua.

What's the matter with him looking for me?

As soon as my finger slid to the answer button, Bian Zhenhua's very magnetic voice came out of it: "Abin...... What you asked me to investigate, I found it for you......"