I don't know how long I was unconscious, and I felt someone pushing me.

I woke up in a daze, rubbing my eyes and looking around. Still in Secretary Chen's room.

I touched the head that was hit by Secretary Chen with a lamp just now, but fortunately there was no bleeding. But Secretary Chen didn't know where to go. Then who pushed me just now?

I sat on the edge of the bed, still a little confused, and pinched the bridge of my nose with my index finger and thumb, and rubbed my eyes again. As soon as I opened my eyes, Bai Wuchang sat next to me and looked out the window with me. I suddenly realized something, and quickly looked down.

Okay, I'm really worthy of the title of my perverted pervert, so I sat on Secretary Chen's bed with Bai Wuchang barefoot.

"Big brother, are you giving me a dream?" I asked unusually calmly.

"Sort of, Brother Xian", Bai Wuchang also returned indifferently and took a puff of his pipe. I don't know when he held it in his hands.

"What do you mean?" I looked at Bai Wuchang and asked suspiciously.

"Yes, yes, it means that this woman just beat you to death."

"What?" I asked, horrified.

"Don't worry, brother Xian, with the eldest brother here, you can still make you really dead, scare this little girl first."

As I spoke, I suddenly felt a flicker in front of my eyes, Secretary Chen was kneeling on the ground crying, and then I couldn't see anything.

Then, Bai Wuchang looked at me and said, "That's probably what it means, brother, I can only help you get here."

I'll go, I thought, Bai Wuchang is yin enough.

In other words, Secretary Chen suddenly found me sitting in front of her bed, and with a bunch of things that happened before, he probably hated me to the core. Let me fake my death at this time, it will definitely make her ignore my image as a perverted pervert in her mind for a while, and I won't be too annoyed with me anymore when I wake up in a while.

I said, "Big brother, aren't you afraid that she will call the police and go out for help or something?"

Bai Wuchang said: "Brother Xian, don't worry, I'm fascinated by her, she can't find the phone, and she can't get out of this house."

It seems that Bai Wuchang's preparations are quite in place, and he directly gave Secretary Chen a ghost against the wall.

"Why don't you go home, though?" Bai Wuchang was suspicious, "I've been waiting for you at your house for a long time, and I haven't seen you go back, so I guess if you won't come back, sure enough." You shouldn't be obsessed with this little girl, right?"

"How is that possible", I was dumbfounded, "something happened just now, and I didn't go away." I thought the girl was quite pitiful, so I didn't leave. "I can't think of telling him that I'm letting people pull their hands and not be willing to let go.

Bai Wuchang looked at me and blinked, as if he didn't believe me, but he didn't ask much.

"By the way, big brother", I asked, "I watched the surveillance video of the unit with my friend before, and I was ghosted in the elevator, and it seemed that there was a person behind me, I felt as if it was you"?

Bai Wuchang smiled, "How could it not be me, if it weren't for me, you would have died a long time ago."

"Why, why do you always say that I want to die, do I have to die early if I know you?"

"That's for sure, my yin qi is too heavy, and you don't have a name in the underworld, you are always in an out-of-body state, and if you meet me, it will naturally break your yang life."

I was startled, my eyes were long, and I hurriedly said, "I'll go, big brother, then you better let me go."

Bai Wuchang smiled evilly, "I try my best, but sometimes I have to ask you for some things."

"What's the matter? By the way, you just said that if it weren't for you and me in the elevator, why would I have died early?"

"I'm tired", Bai Wuchang said, "I just said that we have a fate, I was looking for you to study the matter of the door god, so I went to your unit to look for you, and when I entered the elevator, I found that your soul was going to be broken out of your body, which is the kind that doesn't need us to take it, and I went to the underworld." If you reach Yangshou, it's better to say, those who should be punished will be punished, and those who should be reincarnated will be reincarnated. But if you don't reach Yangshou, you may have to go directly to the city of the dead, and you can only go to the underworld until you reach Yangshou. The time in the city is also measured in robbery, that kind of endless loneliness...... Alas", Bai Wuchang sighed as he spoke.

I didn't understand it, but I felt pretty sick.

"So, big brother, you stopped my soul from leaving my body"?

"No, your soul is particularly dishonest, and I will hold you steady behind you. But those two imps in the elevator scared you away, and I'm going to have to run with you and stuff your soul into your body. I didn't expect that when you went out, you let the grandson who was a soldier leave behind. You don't know, that punch directly knocked out your soul, and I chased it for a long time to catch it back. I also ran into a dragon in the middle of the road, and it seemed that he had drunk too much, and he vomited after a few words with me, and vomited all over me, which really annoyed me."

I thought about it, the dragon is a dragon that walks the rain, could it be that the rain last night was the vomit of the so-called dragon? That's disgusting.

"After I stuffed you back and let you go home, I hooked your soul and the things you went out to do in your sleep," Bai Wuchang continued.

"I'll go, like this, why am I still naked in my dreams?"

"Because you're not dreaming, but the soul is gone with me. Dreams are your imagination, they are not real, you can have whatever you want. I've heard before that people's dreams are creating the world, and I don't know if it's true or not. But if the ghosts and gods give you dreams, they are talking to your soul, and it is real. Life doesn't bring, death doesn't bring, so that's what you are." As he spoke, Bai Wuchang waved his hand up and down and measured me bare-chested.

"Well, let's do it first. Big brother, you better stuff me back first, and then I will rush the girl to death after a while, then my sin will be great."

Bai Wuchang smiled, "It's okay, you have a good rest and rest, you are tired to death in order to make money, it is really worth the loss." I'll come back to you later, there's still something to do."

I nodded yes, and then I felt black in front of me.

When I opened my eyes again, I was lying on Secretary Chen's bed, and she was guarding me by the bed. Crying softly. I couldn't see a woman crying, I felt like my heart was about to break, and I just wanted to say something, but suddenly I felt a headache, and it seemed that my head was really broken.

Secretary Chen saw that I was awake, stopped sobbing, and choked up, "Pervert, you woke up." It's so good, I thought I beat you to death, it scared the hell out of me, it's so good."

Let's not talk about whether Secretary Chen spoke incoherently, just this sentence of "pervert" almost made me faint again. It's over, brother's image.

I closed my eyes helplessly, and Secretary Chen grabbed my hand again and shook it, shouting, "Demon, don't die, Demon." I beg you, pervert, woo......"

I had a headache and didn't want to speak, so I waved my hand to signal her not to cry, Lao Tzu was still alive.

Seeing that I could still move, Secretary Chen burst into tears and laughed again. Women are really sensual creatures.

I struggled and said, "Don't always call me a pervert, I have a name, my name is Lin Xi."

"Lin Xi, why don't you call it a dream demon."

Damn, I dare to laugh at me when I hear it. Immediately, immediately, I pretended to kick my legs, rolled my eyes, and stuck my tongue out, in a feigned death.

My movements and expressions are as fake as they are, and if they were normal, a fool would be able to see that I was joking. However, Secretary Chen was so frightened that he couldn't see me for a long time, so he was so frightened that he cried again.

As soon as I saw that the effect was achieved, I took Secretary Chen's hand and shook it gently, making a grimace. Secretary Chen was shocked, burst into tears and turned angry, pouting and slapping my chest, as if angry and happy.

I grabbed her hand and told her to stop making trouble, Secretary Chen suddenly felt wrong, I also felt something wrong, and the scene was instantly embarrassing. I embarrassedly let go of my hand that was holding her hand and scratched my head. And Secretary Chen's face was already so red that I wanted to go up and take a bite.

Suddenly, I felt a little cold, and when I looked down, I was naked, oh I go, why am I still naked. I get angry when I think about it, okay, you white ghost, I'm like this, and you're still playing with me.

I said angrily, "Big brother, you're not done, aren't you?"

Secretary Chen was stunned for a moment, and asked me in confusion, "Demon, why do you always call me big brother?"

As soon as I heard the fire, Secretary Chen scolded me for being a pervert, and you fucking became a Secretary Chen to scold me as a pervert, which is too much. So I jumped from the bed to the ground, Secretary Chen glanced at me, and screamed softly, the blush on his face couldn't go down, and he actually covered his face with his hands and turned his head to stop looking at me.

I'm blinded, I think this white ghost is so boring, every time he hooks my soul out and talks, he doesn't give me the whole clothes to wear, anyway, I'm used to it, and I don't care about that now.

Suddenly, maybe the skin of my belly twitched, and I suddenly remembered that my schoolbag had stabbed me in the ribs with his big sword a few days ago, and I felt very uncomfortable. I don't know what I think, I just wanted to play tricks on Secretary Chen in this "illusion", so I took advantage of her to cover her face and wanted to poke her ribs with my fingers.

To say that men are animals that think with their lower bodies is not wrong at all, even if you think with your head at the beginning, but when you go down, you will turn to the lower body.

I originally wanted to poke Secretary Chen's ribs and make her uncomfortable. But my hand stretched out, and my index finger went directly to her **. I seem to have a perspective eye, and one finger hit one of the bulges inside her bra, is this okay Secretary Chen actually groaned and I was so surprised to hear it.

Immediately afterwards, Secretary Chen realized that something was wrong, took his hands away from his face, looked down at me and didn't have time to withdraw my index finger, screamed, "You dead pervert", and then a big mouth twitched.

I never thought that she would have such strength as a weak woman, and this mouth would knock me over on the bed. Immediately after that, she protected her chest with one hand, covered her face with the other and cried again, and I can't remember how many times she cried tonight.

I thought to myself, big brother, you are ruthless enough, you really beat me when you tease me, and you are about to have a seizure when you get up. When I sat up from the bed, I found that I was still wearing my big pants, maybe Secretary Chen helped me take off my coat when I was unconscious just now, and I didn't feel that there was such a thing on my body when I was covered with the quilt just now.

Oh no, so what I stabbed just now was not an illusion, oops, you Secretary Chen, I wasn't embarrassed to take off your stockings just now, you're good, you actually stripped me to a pair of pants.

Thinking about the sensation of my fingers just now, I actually had a nosebleed.

I quickly took a tissue from the dresser and wiped it off, complaining, "What are you doing with my clothes?"

Secretary Chen choked up and said, "Didn't people knock you out and don't want to go, and want you to lie comfortably in bed, who knows that you will wear a pair of underwear."

I said in my heart, you fucking did it on purpose, isn't it possible that I still have a pair of wool pants in my summer suit pants?

But it can't be helped, who made me thin just now. And I thought my head was bloodshot, and if I didn't go, I might do something out of the ordinary, so I said, "Okay, okay, my clothes, I have to go home quickly, I have to go to work tomorrow." But when I said this, the sky was bright.

As soon as I heard about going to work, I don't know if Secretary Chen thought of the female ghost in her office again, and rolled her eyes and fainted. I took a look, it's over, I can't go home today.

I had no choice but to help her to the bed again and cover the quilt, for fear that something would go wrong. Then he found his suit jacket and sat down on a stool beside her bed.

It may also be that I was too tired from tossing and turning this night, and I looked at Secretary Chen, who was sleeping peacefully on the bed, and unconsciously fell asleep with my head down.

At half past six, I was suddenly awakened by the vibrating alarm of my mobile phone in my trouser pocket. When I opened my eyes, I found that Secretary Chen was awake, curled up in the quilt, holding the quilt with both hands, and looking at me quietly with half of his head exposed. I quickly put away the hara that had sunk out of my head when I was sleeping, and rubbed my eyes.

Actually, I'm really embarrassed to look like this now, but luckily I have short hair, otherwise my hair would have been like a chicken nest. I've seen people who sit and sleep, needless to say, it's ugly, and I also have a slap, alas, it is estimated that in Secretary Chen's heart in the future, I will not be a perverted pervert, but a disgusting pervert.

However, at this time, Secretary Chen's eyes looked at me not like a joke, but with affection, as if it was secretly sent by autumn waves, and I was uncomfortable and inexplicable.

Seeing that she was awake, I scratched my head and said, "I have to go, there is still something to do in the unit during the day." As he spoke, he got up to leave.

"Hey, lust...... Little dream", Secretary Chen stopped me. She obviously wanted to call me a pervert, so she temporarily changed her words to a little dream.

I didn't want to think, "My surname is Meng, my name is Lin ......."

I suddenly understood, it turned out that she was talking about that "dream", okay, she is more familiar than me, and she gave me a nickname when she met, she used to be called a perverted pervert, and now she has a little dream. So I received, "What are you doing"?

"You...... Aren't you afraid of that ghost"?

I turned my head and smiled, "The one in your house?"

These words frightened Secretary Chen and shrunk into the bed again, revealing only two big eyes flickering.

"I asked my eldest brother to take it a long time ago, or how do you think we came back last night."

"Oh, then how do you know about my family?" Secretary Chen poked his head out of the bed.

"I've followed you", my expression was extremely cheap when I said this, looking into her eyes and raising my eyebrows. I thought she was going to call me a bastard or me say a pervert or something, but she blushed and turned her face aside from my gaze.

I didn't see it well, the atmosphere was going to become ambiguous, so I quickly said that I asked her what she said when she was confused. I can't say that Bai Wuchang asked her soul what she said, then I guess I don't have to leave this day.

She let out a simple sigh.

"In short, you can rest assured", I comforted, "It's good to go to work with peace of mind, there will be no danger, believe me". This "trust me" I accentuated the tone. Unexpectedly, she nodded very face-savingly.

"By the way, who is your eldest brother, is it reliable"?

I laughed in my heart, she finally got the point, and I offered the answer I had prepared a long time ago.

"My eldest brother, that's amazing, the famous ** teacher, who goes to heaven and earth, catches demons and subdues ghosts, that's omnipotent."

"Really?" Secretary Chen was so shocked that he almost escaped from the bed, revealing half of his beautiful breasts. It was so shocking that my nose was bleeding again. I hurried to the dresser next to the bed to get a tissue, and she thought I was going to insult her, and she covered her head with a blanket.

I'm funny, it's hard for you to sleep naked. Just casually said, "It's comfortable to sleep naked"?

I didn't want a "hmm" from the covers.

Oh my God, you're trying to kill my rhythm. I ran out of the door as if I was running away, and I couldn't play like this anymore.

Secretary Chen poked his head out of the quilt and said quietly: "Lie to you."