Summer 1997

Hou Guangyan stood high on the stone platform, and the children below looked up with their heads up, staring at Dazhi who was holding in his hand with wide eyes.

"Is there anything bigger? Hmph, I knew that Uncle Ben must be ......"

"Wait a minute!" The girl's voice came from the group of children, "I have bigger!" Saying that, a group of children heard a sound of pushing and shoving, and then a girl who was slightly shorter than Hou Guangyan rushed up, and the girl he recognized was the eldest daughter of the Xun family, Xun Yunjie.

This girl is one year younger than herself, but she is full of different girls from other girls, catching crickets, playing police and thieves, fighting stones, these games that Hou Guangyan believes belong to the masters in the compound, sometimes she will suddenly appear, and she is followed by the slug sister who jumps and jumps, even if it is, what is infuriating is that this guy's grades in school have not fallen out of the top three, Hou Guangyan thought of how hard his father slapped his ass every time he went home with a score near the passing line, I hate the girl in front of me so much. He looked at the insect in Xun Yunjie's hand, obviously not small.

"This is a gentleman's competition, girls can't participate." A boy next to him said.

Hou Guangyan silently gave a thumbs up in his heart.

"Who says girls can't participate? Chairman Mao said that men and women each occupy half of the sky, why don't you let girls participate? Xun Yunjie raised his eyes to look at the other party, and Hou Guangyan's eyes rolled, "We only know about the competition here, if you catch other insects, you can't be counted in the competition, this is the rule." ”

Xun Yunjie stretched out her hand and pointed, "What is written on your blackboard is a contest to catch insects, not a contest to catch insects, why aren't other insects considered bugs?" Do you have any culture? ”

Hou Guangyan thought he could stop her, but he was stunned by the rebuttal, seeing that Yun Jie had already jumped onto the stone platform he was standing on, and raised the unicorn fairy in his hand to compare it with the one in his hand, "Obviously, mine is bigger, are there any bigger bugs?" ”

The children looked at each other in the group, and there was no squeak, except Xun Keran jumped with his hands raised: "Win, win, win~ Sister win!" ”

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"Yo, son, are you back? Go wash your hands and eat. The direction of the meal did not interest the boy.

Hou Guangyan threw his schoolbag on the sofa, and the teacher who was sitting at the dining table put down the newspaper, "Look at this stinky face, boy, is it failing again?" ”

"Where did that Xun Yunjie get out of the monster? A girl has the guts to climb high and catch insects! ”

"Hey! You stinky boy, talk to me cleanly! Teacher Hou reprimanded: "Who rules that girls can't go up trees? You think the trees in this compound have your name written on them, don't you? ”

Hou Guangyan poked the eggplant in the bowl with chopsticks fiercely, and was silent.

A smile curled between the elder Hou's eyebrows, "Then do you think the girl in the flower skirt next door is more like a girl's family?" ”

Hou Guangyan stopped his chopsticks, remembered the decibel of the caterpillar screaming in the flower skirt, and shook his head silently.

Master Hou and his wife glanced at each other and smiled silently.

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"Wrong, the multiplication here is wrong, how do you memorize the multiplication table?" Xun Yunjie's voice was cold.

"Damn! It's not something that a human can recite! Hou Guangyan was very angry, whoever invented the multiplication table must be a conspiracy of a foreign spy group.

"My sister is 5 years younger than you, 4 years younger than me, she can carry it." Yun Jie raised her head and looked at the angry male lion in front of her lightly.

The male lion felt that the little bit of hair on the top of his head was standing up, this Xun Yunjie was not here to be a tutor at all, he was here to destroy Lao Tzu's mood and great future, and every once in a while he took a bunch of test papers that were dazzling to me to make up for the lesson, obviously one year younger than me, no, in fact, these test papers are weapons, right? As long as she reads Lao Tzu stupidly, no one will be able to fight against her in the next insect hunting contest and the cricket catching contest!

"It's okay if you continue to be in a daze, anyway, the teacher asked me to give you 2 hours of make-up lessons every day, and I'll go home for dinner at the end of the day, and I won't be responsible if you don't finish your homework at that time." Yun Jie looked up at the clock as she spoke, her sister was probably out of school at this time and was looking for herself everywhere, right? "There's still half an hour, and you're not even halfway done, alas...... Where did you inherit the excellence of the teacher? ”

"! What kind of topic do you call my dad to do, Xiao Ming is carrying a 3-meter-long bamboo pole, and the door is 1 meter wide and 1 meter high. 5 meters, ask Xiao Ming how many bamboo poles to cut into to pass through the door, which stupid missing question? Can't I go longitudinally into the door? Do you have to cross the door sideways? ”

Yun Jie opened her mouth and just wanted to refute, but suddenly found that what Guang Yan said was quite reasonable, and her open mouth was stunned, Guang Yan looked at her stunned expression, reached out and took an orange and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Wow! What are you doing! Yun Jie spit out the orange and looked at him with a wicked smile, "Your mouth is too open, saliva is flowing out, help you plug it." ”

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Xun Keran opened the door and saw the picture of my sister grabbing Guangyan's brother's ear, and the latter screamed in pain.

"You smack me again! I'm beating you! I, I, I'm really going to do it! Hou Guangyan's ears were pulled, and he shouted pain and threatened.

Yun Jie let go of her hand and looked at her sister, "Ranran, what is 7 times 8?" ”

“56。” The childish voice did not hesitate.

"A thousand mountains and birds fly away."

Xun Keran rolled his eyes, "Ten thousand paths are gone!" ”

Yun Jie looked at Guangyan demonstratively, "Squad leader, huh?" ”

"Dry... What's the matter, who stipulates that if you can't memorize the multiplication formula, you can't be a squad leader? Guangyan had a stiff neck and said unwillingly.

"If you can be a squad leader, you can't be a division commander!"

"Who said I want to be a division commander, I want to be a policeman!" When the time comes, I will arrest you and lock you up, uh, I don't dare to say this.

Yun Jie thought for a moment and sat back in her seat, "When you are a policeman, you can easily be injured by bad guys. ”

"Uh...... Then you might as well be a doctor, and if I get hurt, you can help me heal, so that I can continue to catch the bad guys and become a hero in the compound! ”

Xun Yunjie reopened the language book, "Directly drag it to cremation, you can save food." ”

"Huh!? Why are you so cruel? A little girl's gentleness, okay? ”

"Okay, when you are cut on the stomach by a bad person, I will gently throw down the scalpel, ouch mom~" Yun Jie pretended to have a frightened expression, "This person's stomach is flowing out~ People are so scared!" Eat fried fat sausages tonight! ”

Hou Guangyan squirted out a mouthful of Coke.

The two of you come and go back and forth with each other, and no one notices when Xiao Keran went downstairs and came up again with a glass of juice.

"Sister, what do you mean by 'lust and wisdom'?" Xiao Keran bit the straw and asked.

Xun Yunjie was stunned, "Where did you hear that?" ”

"Uncle Hou downstairs said, Brother Guangyan is not a fool, he is Se Ling Zhi Di, what is Se Ling Zhi Dizzy? Is it a disease of fools? ”

Xun Yunjie was stunned, and Hou Guangyan glared at Xiao Keran viciously: "Lao Tzu is not a fool!" After a while, he finally couldn't help his curiosity, and also turned his head sideways and asked Yun Jie, "Hey, what about you, what is the soul of Seling?" ”

Sounds like the Fist of the Big Dipper or something.

Xun Yunjie picked up the book and smashed his head hard, "Hooligans! Then he picked up his bag and ran out the door.

Xiao Keran also ran away with her sister.

Hou Guangyan said angrily, "If you don't know, you don't know, why are you beating me?!" What kind of hero is running away after the fight......" As he spoke, his gaze fell on the Xinhua dictionary on the desk.

After a while, Master Hou heard an angry roar coming from his son's room on the second floor: "Damn! Lao Tzu is not a pervert---"

Master Hou laughed, turned to the lady in the kitchen and said, "Lao Xun, that guy, I wrote to him to say that I wanted to order a baby kiss, and his grandson actually sent back a knife as a reply!" This time, Lao Tzu saw if his girl could escape and change her surname to Hou! ”

Xun Yunjie took her sister's hand, kicked and trotted through the grass in the courtyard, fireflies flew at Xiao Keran's feet, and the girl's jingling laughter and crisp frog chirping turned into one.

That year, Xun Keran was ten years old and Xun Yunjie was fourteen.

Hou Guangyan, fifteen years old, noticed for the first time that girls are different from themselves and their brothers, and they are fragrant.

Even when you hit someone.