Volume I

Chapter 1 Three Days

The scorching sun of Los Angeles baked the earth, making people feel inexplicably irritated, and the air was filled with the smell of dust and asphalt.

Under the scorching sun, Lan Ze hid in the shade of the trees, gasping for hot air.

It's been three days since I've been in Los Angeles, and who would have thought that three days ago I was just a normal day; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; Chaoren, every day to live a day of eating and waiting for death, occasionally send kindness to beggars two yuan, play a game of masturbation in the Internet café, such days are day after day, ordinary, simple and boring.

But when I woke up, the whole world changed. I am no longer that sub-healthy tamper; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; Chaoren, but incarnated as a person, 1.9 meters tall, with long dry and untidy golden hair, light blue pupils, demon tattoos on his chest, and strong muscles, all of which show that he has now completely turned into a standard strong American man.

Seriously, at a certain moment, Lan Ze naively thought that he was just dreaming, or like Neo, the savior of the Matrix, everyone in the world was drunk and woke up alone.

But reality tells Lan Ze that all this is true.

Especially when he saw Brann with Paul Walker's face and Nick Dolem played by Vin Diesel, Lan Ze was completely drunk.

So on the first day of the crossing, Lan Ze tasted the legendary squid sandwich with Brian in this coffee house called Dolem, I have to say, the feeling of squid sandwich is really strange, in order to pay tribute to his previous life, Lan Ze drank ether tincture and got drunk. Then Lan Ze sadly found that he didn't have a penny in his pocket.

Thinking of Mia's disdainful eyes and her embarrassed look, Lan Ze couldn't help but cover her face.

It's a shame!

As the younger sister of the street power, Mia's restaurant has never eaten a bully meal.

So that night, Lan Ze was kidnapped by Nick with a group of younger brothers.

In a warehouse full of the smell of engine oil, Lan Ze saw Letty played by Michelle Rodriguez, one of the top ten sexiest and wild beauties in the world, and Vin Diesel, one of his favorite muscle stars, as for the guy named Vinson? I'm sorry Lan Ze doesn't know this kind of trick.

If he could, Lan Ze didn't want to meet in such an awkward situation on such an awkward occasion, but the reality is so cruel,

"Shet, bastard, dog-eater; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; Shit guy" accompanied by Vincent's rhythmic street scolding, and the punching bag-sized fist fell on Lan Ze's body in a particularly rhythmic sense, the pain stimulated Lan Ze's nerves, and Lan Ze swore that if it weren't for his hands and feet tied to this damn steel chair, he would definitely screw Vincent's head off.

After the beating, Vincent gasped, grabbed Lan Ze's hair, looked at Lan Ze's blue nose and swollen face, and spat Lan Ze's face.

"Phew, boss, what about this kid?" Vincent asked, holding Lan Ze's hair with one hand, looking at Nick.

"Let go, let him go" Nick got up from his chair, took a bottle of beer, took a sip, walked over, looked at Lan Ze, who was already in a semi-comatose state, took out a folding knife, and cut the rope tied to Lan Ze's body.

Get out of here, don't let me see you again. Domineering side leakage, low and magnetic voice, and a heavy street handle-carrying overlord demeanor.

The next day, Lan Ze woke up groggily from his sleep, his whole body aching.

Looking at the bruises all over his body, Lan Ze grinned and patted the dirt on his body. I casually found a passer-by and asked about the location of the Dolem Coffee House, and I came to the Dolem Coffee House again.

"Hey Mina, get me a Big Mac burger, I'm hungry" pushed open the door, Lan Ze smack; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; Sitting in a chair at the bar, yelling.

"No" Mina glanced at Lan Ze in disgust, in Mina's opinion, the tall Lan Ze can support himself no matter what work he does, but according to what he heard from his brother yesterday, Mina found that the tall man in front of him was actually a homeless man, this kind of lazy guy was disgusted when he saw it, and this guy ate the overlord meal yesterday.

"Oh, beautiful Miss Mina, don't worry, this time I'm ready for money, don't believe me." Lan Ze took out his wallet and patted the bulging wallet.

"Hmph, even if I have money, I won't sell you food, get out of here." Mina looked at Lan Ze in disgust.

"Shet, you can't do this to me!" Lan Ze said angrily, and then rolled his eyes.

"Hey Mina, how about I make a deal with you? Do you like Bryan? Can I help you? Lan Ze blinked.

"What did you say!" Mina's voice was raised, and she looked at Lan Ze in annoyance, "Damn, get out of here!" ”

"Hey, Mina, don't be angry, just give me a Big Mac burger, I promise ahem, you know, Bryan is very handsome!" Lan Ze smiled obscenely.

"Get out of here!" Mina casually picked up a spoon and threw it on Lan Ze's head, picking up a wine bottle and brandishing it to drive Lan Ze away.

"Oh, Mina, be ladylike, be gentle, oh, damn it, Shet! You violent woman, I don't beat women, damn it, I don't beat women! Don't push me! Mina, don't push me!! ”

Well, the day after coming to this world, Lan Ze was beaten again, and sat helplessly at the door of the Dolem coffee shop, Lan Ze shook his head helplessly, covered his rumbling belly, and looked at the sky helplessly, his eyes gradually empty.

After a while, Mina pushed open the door with a cold face, looked at Lan Ze, and said angrily

"Come in!"

"Oh, thank you so much, Mina, you are such a gentle woman, I wish you and Brian happiness." Lan Ze said with a grin.

"Damn, if you're breaking your mouth, I'm definitely not going to give you any food!" Mina gave Lan Ze a fierce look.

"Lady, lady, men like gentle girls." Lan Ze said nonchalantly, a fart; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; Sitting in his chair and looking at the huge burger in front of him, Lan Ze swallowed and looked at Mina hesitantly.

"Is this mine?"

"That's right, beef Big Mac burger, twelve dollars, give money!" Mina said angrily

Looking at the delicious burger on the table, and then looking at the stomach that was rumbling again, Lan Ze sighed helplessly, and said dejectedly:

"I'm sorry Mina, I don't have any money."

"What? You don't have any money? Mina looked at Lan Ze in astonishment and pointed to Lan Ze's pocket, "Then what was in your wallet just now?" ”

"It's a pile of leaves, and I'm carrying them in my purse, and in fact all I have now is this dress." Lan Ze took out his wallet and opened it to reveal a purse of leaves. "This wallet is also one of my possessions."

"Damn it! So you're going to eat the Overlord meal again? ”

"Uh...... If you insist on saying that, then it should be considered a lot, right? Lan Ze scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Damn, you maggot, tramp, slacker, liar. How could God have made people like you appear in the world? Damn it! So what you just said is lying to me? Mina looked at Lan Ze angrily.

"Almost, right? Hehe" Lan Ze smiled shyly.

"Damn it, fuck me off! Give me disappear from my sight! Mina said angrily, pointing to the door.

"Oh" Lan Ze shook his head helplessly, pointing to the Big Mac burger on the table, "Then can I take this burger?" ”

"No, now, right now, get out of here!" Mina's angry roar made Lan Ze rub his ears.

"If I hadn't told you if I had known, I should have finished eating and telling you this rough snuff; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; Lu's girl. Lan Ze muttered helplessly, and sat at the door of the Dolem coffee shop again, looking at the sky, basking in the sun, emptying his brain, and trying not to think about his hunger.

The scorching sun shone on his body, driving away the cold on his body, it was very comfortable, and the powerlessness brought by hunger made Lan Ze drowsy, and he didn't know how long it took, Lan Ze was woken up.

"Come in." Mina looked at Lan Ze with a cold face.

"Thank God, good girl, are you going to give me this lost lamb a good meal?" Lan Zewei screamed.

"Humph!" Mina gave Lan Ze a roll of her eyes angrily and pointed to the Big Mac burger on the table.

"I'm done eating, leave immediately, I don't want to see you again."

"Thank you very much, but if you can give me another glass of water, I will thank you even more." Lan Ze looked at Mina with a smile, and Mina also looked at Lan Ze coldly.

"There's a kettle on the table, and you have to drink it and pour it yourself. Hum! Lazy and shameless guy"

The Big Mac burger, which was a few points bigger than two bricks, was eaten into Lan Ze's stomach, and after satisfying and drinking two large cups of cold white, Lan Ze patted his stomach with satisfaction and stretched out comfortably.

"Thank you so much, Mina, there's one thing I have to tell you, the squid sandwich you made is so unpalatable, and as for the question of whether that bad boy from Bryan will like you, you don't have to worry, I think he's already in love with you." teased Mina, looking at Mina's blushing and surprised look, Lan Ze haha, turned around and left.

The third day, which is today.

Camping in the wild is a great pleasure, but it requires a premise, a comfortable sleeping bag, a sturdy tent, a good meal, and of course, a beautiful friend of the opposite sex, looking at the stars and the moon together, and then doing something shameful.

It's a pity that none of this is possible, last night Lan Ze once again experienced the boldness of using the earth as a bed and the sky as a quilt, and he was really curious why those merry masters of the Eastern Jin Dynasty were so interested? Heaven is the earth for the bed is heroic, but good brocade clothes and jade food do not enjoy, but go to the wilderness to wander life, don't you think there are some two?

Shaking his sour body, Lan Ze, who had a dry mouth, found a random family and asked for a glass of water to drink. Regardless of cleaning up personal hygiene, he came to the Dolem coffee shop again without stopping, but Lan Ze didn't go in this time, but found a corner and squatted down, quietly observing the coffee shop.

Lan Ze needs to argue one thing, which determines his future direction, if the argument is successful, he will quickly move towards success, if the argument fails, he will find a high-paying job in Los Angeles, earn enough $100,000 and then go to his big day; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; North, it's 01 years, Shanghai's housing prices are not high, I am now an American, in the current day %% Dynasty has special treatment, you can take out a loan to invest in real estate, with your own prediction of the future trend, it is definitely a stable and accurate deal.