Chapter Forty-Nine: The Mourning Rafter: I have a special skill for turning the tables
Three illusions: no one in the grass; I can fight back; Teammates are not schoolchildren.
In Shang Rafter's view, his second personality fell into the illusion of "I can fight back".
Who is Kurumi Tokizaki? That's an elf that even the Wuhe Shidao classmates with the aura of the protagonist can't conquer. On the contrary, someone who turned into a "Shiori" was almost counterattacked, okay?
However, the mourning rafters seem to be confident in the impossible task of making Mad San shy.
"That's what you said, if I make her shy, you'll have to give me two hours a day to let her go. Don't go back. β
"It's hard to chase a horse if you say it." Shang Rafter's answer was categorical. However, he was still very curious about how the mourning rafters would make Crazy San shy, "By the way, what are you going to do?" β
"Hmph, the mountain people have their own tricks." The mourning rafter sold the pass, and after hesitating for a moment, he said to the merchant rafter: "In order to ensure the chance of success, I may have to liberate 500% of the attributes later." β
"! What the hell are you talking about?! 500οΌ οΌοΌ Are you going to play with this body?! It's going to break! Shang Rafter felt that it was better to be directly shot by Mad Sanyi than to cause his body to fall apart and collapse due to excessive attribute liberation, at least the latter could still have a relatively complete corpse relatively speaking.
"Two seconds, and just hands. It's a big deal to be crippled for a while.,It's better than getting a headshot.,And if it's successful.,You can also enjoy the ship's feeding PLAY.γ The mourning rafters began to know with affection and persuaded the rafters with reason.
"Admiral, open your mouth, ah~" (Bismarck)
"Sister, let me come!" (North House)
"Seeing that you are so pitiful, I just turn a blind eye to some things, hum!" (He Hanxue)
"The Admiral's hands are inconvenient, so we'll help you rub your back!" (Six-wheel drive amp; Fireflies)
"Lord Admiral, empty ...... Fantasy to help you release stress......" (Fantasy)
After making up for the benefits of various crippled hands, the gentleman's soul began to burn Shang Rafter agreed without saying a word: "My brother! For the sake of blessing...... Ahh For victory! Don't hesitate! Don't worry, be bold! β
"Why do I feel like the Admiral is suddenly on fire?" Because the business rafters were held hostage, Xiao, who didn't dare to act rashly, inexplicably felt that the admiral who might be killed in the next second seemed to be ignited by a flame called "fighting spirit".
Fantasy: "Sympathize. β
Xiangye: "Halaxiu! β
Lei Ma: "Come on, Admiral!" β
Den-chan: "Yes...... Have it? Is the Admiral on fire?! β
Firefly: "Woo woo, it hurts......"
After also discovering the abnormality of the man in front of him, Kurumi slowly moved the muzzle of the gun along the forehead of the mourning rafters to the chin, slightly pushing his head, if you shoot from this position, the bullet can destroy the brain stem in the back of the brain in an instant.
"Don't act rashly, funny ......"
Before Kurumi finished speaking, the mourning rafters began to act.
Under the liberation of 500% of the attributes, the hands of the mourning rafters were like double dragons going out to sea, and even brought out the afterimage, grabbing the lower part of the Shenwei spirit suit of the crazy three with an indomitable momentum, that is, the skirt of the red and black gothic loli dress.
"What......"
Realizing what the mourning rafters wanted to do, Kurumi was stunned for a moment, but it was too late to respond.
Want to appreciate my fat times before you die? Then I will be merciful to satisfy you. But...... You think that will make me shy? How naΓ―ve!
That's right, the means used by the mourning rafters to turn the tables is the legendary upskirt!
At this moment, the school city LV6, the commander of the storm of the Xiling Empire, the soul possession of the famous upskirt madman Satian Tears! The mourning rafters are not fighting alone! He's not fighting alone!
"Wow!"
The gorgeous skirt was lifted, revealing the black lining inside, the hollow black lace fat that was comparable to the erotic style, and the pair of smooth thighs that people couldn't take their eyes off.
Fantasy: "Wow! What a bold style! (Eager to try)"
Firefly: "Admiral, I'm in pain...... (Continue to hold your head and squat in defense)"
Student Xiao: "Shu...... Ladies don't wear that kind of fat! (Tangled)"
Xiang Ye: "Oh~ Halaxiu! (surprised)"
Lei's mother: "Goodjob! (thumbs up)"
Den-chan: "Hmm...... Admirals are good or bad! (covers his face)"
But (this twist is really love-hate and love-hate)! Shang Rafter said that this stunt that can make ordinary girls scream and soar dolphin sounds is of no use to the sick girls who have been deeply integrated into human society and are proficient in thick black science.
People can mention the existence of the skirt to show the fat and the temptation of Shi Daojun without changing their faces!
Through the disdainful and frantic sneer at the corner of Kurumi's mouth, Shang Rafter seemed to have seen Lianzi standing on the other side of the river and sweetly shouting "Brother Shang Rafter" to himself.
"It's really in every sense...... The peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost. Shang Rafter lamented and shielded himself from all outside distractions, quietly waiting for the Grim Reaper to swing the scythe that harvested souls.
Even if Kurumi's vision was blocked by the lifted skirt, with a slight flick of her fingers, the projectile from the flintlock pistol would smash the Adam's apple, pass through the cranial cavity, ruffle the brain stem, shatter the skull, and fly out of the back of the head.
However (another love-hate twist), Shang Rafter waited for a long time without hearing the gunshots go out, waiting for him to unblock them......
"Uh-huh~"
This...... This coquettish nasal voice, this ...... What the hell does this make all normal men unable to hold back when they hear it, turning into a wolf?!
At this time, how can the crazy three still have the majestic madness before, look at the pretty face after the aftertaste of [beep~], look at the charming and silky demeanor, look at the posture of trembling and tightening a pair of beautiful legs, how do you look at it, it is the state after being done some [beep~] and [beep~] and [beep~] and other loving things, right?!
What kind of highlights did I miss when the hell meowed?!
"This is the legendary girl juice that countless gentlemen can't ask for? It doesn't taste good, and it's not as good as meat. The mourning rafter licked the unidentified crystal liquid that was stained with the palm of his right hand, which looked a little sticky, and then wiped it on the black military uniform.
"! it! it! Horse...... Masaka! You...... You won't ......" Shang Rafter exclaimed in disbelief as if he had thought of something, and he felt that his whole person was not good.
"How about learning and selling from the videos you watch regularly? I guess the mountain people have their own tricks. Anyway, the hand speed of the man named Kato Taka in the video has almost reached the limit of human physical limitations, but in front of me who has 500% of the attribute liberation, he is a scumbag, and my hand speed is 5.5 times that of his. Relying on the zombie's own attribute liberation talent, the mourning rafter proudly announced that the title "Goldfinger" belonged to him......
What to do? I think I've heard something terrible! Isn't this meowing just to make the elves shy?! You just played with one finger, okay?!
PS: Be dirty, not elegant. (Manual squint)