In the few days when I was full of anger and sullenness, I accidentally heard a shocking news, that is, Li Meili gave birth, and on the day of her father's burial, Li Meili actually gave birth to a baby!

"No wonder Li Ming, this kid disappeared when his father was at the funeral, it turned out that he was a father!" Everything has been very confusing to me recently, and when I heard the news, I felt a slight joy in my heart, happy for Li Ming, who was a friend who grew up with me.

In the past few days, I have been busy with things at home, ignoring the people and things around me, since I know the news of Li Meimei's birth, I immediately bought some supplements and fruits and went to the hospital, Li Ming and his wife are good to me, how should I go to see them.

However, when I was carrying my things to the hospital, I met the dog, who told me that Li Ming and his wife had returned home and would come back on the third day of delivery, so I had to change my route and go in the direction of Li Ming's house.

Walking on the road, I fiercely "greeted" Li Ming a few words, this kid is too picky, his wife gave birth on the third day to get back home, anyway, I also stayed in the hospital for a period of time, in case there are any sequelae, how to get it!

"It seems that I want to talk about Li Ming's kid well, saving money is not this provincial method, and Li Ming is not poor to this extent!"

complained about Li Ming all the way, and came to Li's house unconsciously, but when I walked into the courtyard, I found that Li Ming was kneeling in the courtyard with a bench.

"Li Ming, what kind of thing are you doing, are you offending your wife, you must know that a confinement woman can't be offended, you kid kneel!" I saw Li Ming's funny appearance with his hands on the bench, and laughed.

"Hey, Xiaofeng, you're here, don't make fun of me, I want to die now, I've got a big deal going on!" Li Ming turned his head and said with a sad face.

"Cut, what's the big deal, isn't it just that you are punished by your wife to kneel, my brother goes in and pleads for you, you can't get up until you get Meimei's consent!" I lifted the curtain and entered Li Ming's house.

When I entered the house, I was puzzled, there was no Li Meili in the house, only Li Ming's wife sat on the edge of the bed alone and secretly wiped her tears.

"Aunt Li, what's wrong, beautiful, why are you taking care of the children alone?"

Next to the bed, there was a stroller, and Li Ming's mother looked at the stroller from a distance and kept sighing.

When Mother Li saw me coming, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and was about to speak, but an extremely harsh voice came from the stroller.

"Xiaofeng, you're here, you kid, you didn't study well when you were a child, you always came to steal my peaches, I remember that once you broke the peach tree for me, so that Lao Tzu drove you for several miles! I didn't expect to grow up and pour out a lot of interest! ”

The baby in the stroller called my name and rolled his eyes at me.

"Oh, my mother! What is the situation! "When I saw the child who had only been born for a week, he grinned like a treasure, and talked about my childhood, so frightened that I threw down my things and ran out of the house.

Running into the courtyard, I looked at Li Ming as if I had seen a ghost, and said with trembling lips: "This, what's going on, then, how can that kid speak?" You even know me! ”

Hearing my inquiry, Li Ming was so sad that he shed tears, and Li's mother also walked out of the house, sighed and said: "Alas, evil, evil, what kind of evil did my family create in the previous life, when I encountered such a thing, it was a happy thing to give birth to a grandson, but this child was born to speak, and opened his mouth to say that it was Li Ming's father, who actually molested other people's nurses in the hospital, and scared all the doctors and nurses away, no, the beauty was also scared to go back to her parents' house!" ”

"Ahh Li Ming gave birth to his father! Hearing Mother Li's explanation, my mouth opened wide in shock.

At this moment, the baby's shout came from the room: "Li Ming, you kneel for me, if you don't kneel for me for six hours today, I will bite my tongue and kill myself, bite my tongue and kill myself, so that your Li family will be cut off!" ”

"Dad, I'm kneeling, I must have knelt for six hours, Dad, you don't dare to do stupid things, if you bite your tongue, I won't even have a son!" Li Ming shouted loudly into the room, kneeling more straight, but his face was even more ugly than that of his dead father.

Oh my God, is the world crazy? Do you call your son's father? Is there a baby who is a few days old to teach himself Lao Tzu?

"Ming, auntie, what are you going to do, really let that child grow up? When he grows up, he will be Li Ming's father, or his son! "After the shock, I asked the most crucial question.

"I haven't thought about this problem yet, what I'm worried about now is Ming, if he is tossed by that son's father like this, he will collapse, and if he has three long and two short, I won't live!" Li Ming's mother cried again as she spoke.

Yes, who can stand it if it goes on like this, I heard that the baby not only asked Li Ming to kneel down every day, but also forbade him to sleep, let him stand in front of the stroller and be scolded, this scolding was for several hours, and he was not allowed to return his mouth, and sometimes he had to slap himself, and he was not even allowed to eat.

"That aunt, you didn't talk to him, since he claimed to be Li Ming's father, then you used to be husband and wife, maybe you persuade him, it will be effective." I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said.

"How dare I talk to him, I asked him a few things before, he bit his mouth full of blood foam, and smiled suspiciously, I want to ask again, my grandson is dead, but how is it good!" Mother Li frowned and sighed.

"Then I didn't find a doctor to see it, maybe it's a strange disease?" I suggested with a frown.

Li Ming shook his head and said: "The doctors in the hospital were all scared away by him, not to mention other doctors, he was born with foul language, living like an old slippery head who has lived for decades, I don't think doctors can take care of this disease!" ”

"Then you can't find a gentleman to take a look, I don't think it's Uncle Li, when Uncle Li was reincarnated, he was humble and polite, very upright, when did you see him say a dirty word!" Although I used to be an atheist, this thing was too weird, and I had no choice but to say it.

"Your opinion is similar to that of a few old people in the village, but in recent years, those monks and Taoists have deceived many people, and there are too few who really have mana, but I heard that Jia Zhenren of Xuantianguan has some ability, and the village chief has already gone to find him, just waiting for him to come and see, these days we are just stabilizing that living ancestor first, but pity my Ming'er!" Aunt Li leaned on my ear and whispered.

Hearing Aunt Li mention the Taoist old man, I immediately rolled my eyes, the old guy is so strong, I lay down for a day, and my whole body was still sore, but at this time I naturally couldn't show it, so I could only comfort and comfort Aunt Li first: "It seems that this can only be the case, and then the child will be cured, and I will go with Li Ming to bring back the beauty!" ”

At this moment, I heard the cry of the baby in the house, and his shouting was so loud that I wondered how a baby could make such a loud noise.

"If any of you dare to find that woman, I will die to show you, the three-legged toad is hard to find, and there are many two-legged women, she actually went back to her parents' house, I asked her to get out of her house forever, and then I will find another big beauty for my son, look at her ugly appearance, I really don't know how you are blind, how can you let such an ugly woman enter the door of my Li family, and, Li Ming, you will replace the stool above your head for me tomorrow with iron, dare not listen to Lao Tzu to see how Lao Tzu cleans you up, now Lao Tzu can't move, or Lao Tzu beats you three times a day, Let you know what Lao Tzu is! ”

Li Ming heard the baby's shout, and was about to cry out in frustration: "Dad, although the beauty is not very beautiful, but the person is still good, thanks to the management of the family over the years, don't drive her away, Dad, I beg you!" ”

"Hey, you bastard, a thief rabbit cub, actually talked to your father like this, I bit my tongue to kill myself, bite my tongue to kill myself, and let you cut off your children and grandchildren!"

The baby in the room laughed wryly.

Hearing the movement in the house, I, Li Ming, and Aunt Li were all anxious, Li Ming immediately stood up, and planned to rush into the house, but thinking of the consequences of his disobedience to the baby, he knelt down helplessly.

At this time, Aunt Li and I glanced at each other and rushed into the house, and the baby next to the bed was laughing and chewing on the tongue in his mouth, and a lot of blood foam was already spilling from his mouth.

Seeing this scene, I don't know where I got the courage to choke the baby's lips to prevent him from biting off his tongue.

"Uncle Li? You are definitely not Uncle Li, how can there be a grandfather who wants to kill his grandson, you are if you hurt this child again, I am not kind to you! ”

Aunt Li took a towel to wipe the blood from the baby's mouth, but I still didn't dare to let go, in case the baby bit his tongue again.

"Kid of the Chen family, don't you say I'm not, do I Li Defu need to prove it to you?" The baby glanced at me dismissively.

I remember that when Li Ming was eight years old, his father had died, but at this time, this baby actually said categorically that he was Li Ming's father, which was really unbelievable.

However, then I asked a few questions about Li Ming's family and me when I was a child, and the baby answered them fluently, and finally I came to the conclusion that this baby was Li Ming's father.

Faced with this result, I was also at a loss, so I could only comfort the baby with kind words to prevent him from continuing to go crazy!

Aunt Li saw that the baby was quiet, and immediately glanced at me, asking me to leave quickly, what tricks did this baby play in the province, seeing his sinister smile, who knows what the hell he was doing.

On my way back, I met the fifth grandfather, and when the fifth grandfather saw that I was preoccupied, he knew that something must have happened again.

Immediately, I told the fifth grandfather about Li Ming's family, and he immediately became angry when he heard it, saying that Li Ming's father grew up with him, and he died and died, but he made a fuss, and the fifth grandfather told me not to worry, saying that he would go to Li Ming's house with me tomorrow, but to see what Li Ming's father was doing!

This book was first published in Reading Books