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In the villa with a sea view, a strange guest, Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., wears an eye patch.

Fury was wearing a black leather coat, and the only remaining eye was a wolf in it, staring at Wu Ming who was sitting on the sofa, and said, "This morning, you snatched the Cosmic Rubik's Cube and let our enemies go, you should give us an explanation." ”

"First of all, you can't keep the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, so it's better to hand it over to me for safekeeping, which is much better than handing it over to the enemy. Also, you said I let Loki go, and I don't think it's right for you to say that, because I can't stop him. Wu Ming lay on the sofa with a relaxed expression, not at all afraid of the signboard of S.H.I.E.L.D.

After getting the two gems, Wu Ming and the others went their separate ways, and it didn't take long for Fury to find the door.

Wu Ming didn't feel that he needed to explain to S.H.I.E.L.D., that he was not one of the Avengers, and S.H.I.E.L.D. couldn't control him.

"Don't fool me, my people clearly see that you have the upper hand, and you didn't pursue Loki when he fled. Loki wouldn't have been able to run away if you had caught up, but you didn't. ”

Fury's face was angry, especially Wu Ming's calm appearance, which made him extremely angry, and he whispered: "Do you know that when Loki took away the Rubik's Cube, he killed at least dozens of me, don't they have parents, wives and children?" You tell me, how am I going to explain to their families, how am I going to deal with the widows with tears on their faces? ”

"Enough, if you have something to say, what are you doing with all that uselessness, you want to kidnap me with morality?" Wu Ming waved his hand impatiently, he hated this kind of person who stood on the moral high ground and thought he had the truth.

You tell him about interests, and he talks about morality.

You tell him morality, and he tells you the truth.

After telling the truth, he can also talk about dreams, human rights, and laws.

Wu Ming is the most annoying to this kind of person, let these people say everything, and he still says a fart.

Hearing Wu Ming's question, Fury sat down very unwillingly, and persuaded in a serious tone: "This is not a moral kidnapping, but since you have power, you should take your own responsibility." Spider-Man said that with great power comes great responsibility, and we..."

"Let Spider-Man eat, call him now and let him go right away." Wu Ming had a sneer on his face, the greater the ability of bullshit, the greater the responsibility.

If he were so laid-back, he would have joined an environmental organization.

The first thing that should be purified is the human beings who indiscriminately kill animals and destroy the earth.

If nothing else, when you eat beef, you don't think about the cow that was slaughtered.

When eating lambs, the mother who thought about the lamb did not.

Since Spider-Man said that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, why didn't he overthrow the US government, didn't he know that the United States sent troops to Iraq and Afghanistan, causing the displacement of countless families, and was the villain who should be punished the most.

If he really had this awareness, he should not join S.H.I.E.L.D., but the Taliban.

When the time comes, it would be better to lead the bearded men to a holy war to overthrow the rule of the five hooligans and establish a Datong society.

"When the Buddha was not enlightened, he once encountered a goshawk preying on a hare, and felt that the hare was very innocent, so he persuaded the goshawk to eat a vegetarian diet. Of course, the eagle was not happy, so he made a bet with the Buddha, which is the story of cutting meat to feed the eagle. Fury, do you know what the ending of the story is? ”

Faced with Wu Ming's question, Fury, a Westerner, of course shook his head.

Wu Ming smiled and didn't care, and replied: "The Buddha cut the meat for three days, but the balance is still tilted on the rabbit, so he can't make it an equal sign." In the end, the Buddha himself sat on it, and it was only then that he reached a balance with the rabbit. Therefore, all living beings are equal, and if you eat two fried eggs at noon today, it is equivalent to eating two human placenta, and the next time you stand on the moral high ground, ask yourself what you ate. ”

In a few words, in the face of Wu Ming's pressing step by step, Fury's morality could not be maintained.

It's okay to fool Spider-Man with morality, and it's okay for newcomers to be super darred, but they can only humiliate themselves in the face of the old fox.

Everyone has practiced for thousands of years, and if you say something bad, you have to talk about fasting, and you really don't think you're a goblin.

"Okay, let's keep it simple, let's get something practical." Fury reached out and nodded on the table, whispering, "We have used the energy of the Cosmic Cube to develop a superweapon that is specifically designed to counterbalance superheroes. You call the demon hand out, and I'll let you intervene in it, and give you the position of deputy director. ”

For the cosmic Rubik's Cube, or a new type of weapon, Fury is also hard enough.

If you change to an ordinary person and become the deputy director of S.H.I.E.L.D., even if this position is just a mascot, there are many people who have to agree.

It's a pity that Wu Ming is not an ordinary person, he is more useful with the Universe Rubik's Cube, not to mention that he is just an honorary deputy director, even if Fury hands over his position, Wu Ming will not have any heart.

"Fury, you're being sincere, but I still can't agree. Go back, let go of the so-called Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and if you are not willing to fail, you are always welcome to come and ask for advice. Wu Ming said very seriously about the word "advice", and how to choose it all lies with Fury himself.

In the movie, after Fury lost the Rubik's Cube, he was crazy to get it back.

In the end, it was the army of the Zetarians who killed from another dimension that made Fury understand that the Cosmic Rubik's Cube was really not something that earthlings could touch, so he gave up the idea of taking the Rubik's Cube for himself.

Now, Loki has not summoned the Chirita people, and the Cosmic Cube has been snatched away by Wu Ming.

There are good and bad things to do this, the advantage is that without the Rubik's Cube, the Cheritas cannot come across space, and the earth avoids the risk of being invaded.

The disadvantage is also obvious, without the cosmic Rubik's Cube to break through the space, the earthlings do not know the danger of the Rubik's Cube, and they simply think that they have found an inexhaustible source of energy.

"Since you're so determined, let's talk about it next time." Without saying anything harsh, Fury shook off his leather coat and left.

Wu Ming watched the other party walk out of the door, knowing that Fury was not a character who gave up easily, and he would not die if he didn't try.

"Zhi Brain, 24-hour monitoring of 800 meters around the villa, remember to notify me if a thief comes in." Wu Ming quickly gave the order and asked Zhi Brain to start monitoring the villa.

Holding the Mind Gem will give birth to the Heart Demon, and holding the Space Gem will send coordinates to Thanos.

Before Wu Ming found a solution, he was very careful not to carry these things with him.

However, he was not afraid of losing things, because the basement where the gems were stored had been sealed by his magic. In addition, the intelligent brain, which is connected to the laboratory, is also calling satellites to monitor the surroundings of the villa at all times, and no disturbance can hide from him.

If you really want to encounter an emergency, as soon as the alarm goes off here, Wu Ming will be able to come across the space.

With the current Avengers, there is no one who can compete with him, unless......

"Ding Dong..."

In the evening, the doorbell rang and I heard someone shouting: "Hello, courier company!" ”

"Unless unconventional means are employed, the Avengers can't do anything about me." There was a blue light flashing in Wu Ming's eyes, and he saw through the door of the villa, and he also saw through the disguise of the courier brother.

The clothes are fine, the toolbox is fine, and the documents on the body are also regular.

The only thing that was problematic was that there was a person lying on his stomach, a weirdo the size of a germ.

"It's smaller than bacteria, if it weren't for my eyes, blessed with the magic to see through the illusion, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to tell that these are two people." This bacterial man Wu Ming is no stranger, because he is the Ant-Man who can shrink infinitely.

The equipment on Ant-Man can make him shrink infinitely, even as small as space and latitude, which is full of holes for him.

The inventor of the Ant-Man Warframe, Dr. Pym's wife, went to another time and space because it was too small to shrink during the experiment on the limits of the Warframe.

In other words, when it is reduced to space and latitude, it is full of loopholes, and this technology is also dark enough.

Even if the repercussions are inferred, Dr. Pym is developing a set of infinitely larger armors, whether he can blow up the universe.

"I hate black technology, these things don't make sense at all, it's more mysterious than magic." Wu Ming snapped his fingers lightly, pointed at the courier brother outside the door, and shouted: "Wind! ”

"Woooooo

The wind is howling, and the wind force is ten, to say the least.

The courier brother standing outside the door took a few steps back unsteadily, hugging the street lamp at the door so that it was not blown away.

In comparison, Ant-Man is much more unlucky.

Turns into an ant-man smaller than bacteria and weighs less than dust.

A gust of wind blew, and Ant-Man simply disappeared, and as for where it was blown away, only he knew.

"The operation failed, and Ant-Man was blown to Washington, D.C., for a second option." Finding the hapless Ant-Man, Fury still doesn't give up.

That night, Natasha came to talk to him, black silk legs with high heels, definitely a dick. The goddess of silk kneeling and licking.

Moreover, Natasha is a female agent, she is very good at seduction and everything, and she also has problems with the perfume on her body.

"Natasha, we haven't seen each other in a long time, and the last time was at Stark's headquarters. Unexpectedly, you actually joined the Avengers and became Fury's lobbyist. Smelling the faint fragrance, Wu Ming looked at the black widow who was bowing her head.

Seriously, Black Widow is not his cup of tea, and this meeting is too purposeful.

Wu Ming couldn't help but wonder which idiot told Fury that he was a hungry ghost.

Well, Tony is very suspicious, this guy likes to arrange him for nothing, a lot of lace news on his body, and he was stunned to say that Wu Ming did it.

"Tony told me that there's a lonely old man here who needs a little love, you say..."

Before the black widow finished speaking, Wu Ming stood up and pushed her out, with only a parting word: "I am not hard by nature, you blind man lit the lamp in vain, it is better to go home and sleep." ”

"Director, I failed and was kicked out directly." Once outside, Black Widow quickly contacts Fury.

Fury was silent for a moment, then asked rhetorically, "What do you think should be done?" ”

"I think if a woman can't do it, it's better to try another man..."