Corpse-tailed bee flies three ambush soldiers
Shen Er's fat man sat in the cart and watched the three people eating dry food from the window. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info only drank water and did not eat dry food for a few days, he was already hungry, and if it weren't for the two arms on the edge of the tank, it is estimated that he would have sat at the bottom of the tank.
Feng Jiutian saw Shen Er's fat man peeking out of the car window his fat head, and looked at himself and Hua Can with disdain, knowing that it was because the two of them deliberately ignored him just now and he was deliberately looking for trouble now. Feng Jiutian stretched out his hand and tore off a piece of beef tendon and chewed it in his mouth, raised the wine bag while smashing his mouth, took a big sip of wine, and said again and again Good wine, good wine!
Shen Yu secretly swallowed his saliva: "Look at your little bit of appearance, it's like you haven't seen beef in eight lifetimes and haven't drunk wine in sixteen lifetimes." β
Feng Jiutian ignored him, pulled another piece of beef and put it in his mouth, chewing loudly and exaggeratedly, and the chirp became even louder. Hua Can took the wine bag thrown by Feng Jiutian, sniffed it, and then sighed long, shouting that it was really good wine! Drink the incense, smell better.
"I get angry when I look at the two of you's 'six leaves', it's even more disgusting than when I was a child and I didn't see rice grains for three days when I was hungry." Shen Er's fat man aggravated his mocking tone again.
'Liuyezi' is the local dialect, Shen Er Fat likes to learn and sell the dialects of various places wherever he goes, and then speak it to the locals, which will make people laugh from time to time. This kind of doctrine is innate, the ability to learn the local dialect is innate, to learn vividly, in the action, speech to learn realistic, but in the bones it reveals a kind of naΓ―ve and cute, which makes people see both funny and not feel contrived, and at the same time it not only shortens the distance between people but also makes people feel good.
Learning in tongues is also a communicative ability. Some people are born wooden, and occasionally learn a local dialect on a whim, not only can not narrow the distance between people, but make people feel disgusted.
Fat people are born with a cute impression. Moreover, the fat man's body and round face like the sun will have the magic of making people close the distance in an instant. And a fat man like Shen Er, who is naturally optimistic and kind-hearted, exudes a sense of kindness and kindness from him, which makes people completely unguarded at the first sight. And this fat man who is doubly favorable has a natural humorous temperament. The most important thing is that, just like Feng Jiutian's evaluation of him----- tree has no bark and will definitely die. People have no skin, and the world is invincible. Shen Er's fat man has no face and no skin, so all those who have skin and no skin have to shed their skin when they see him.
Every time Feng Jiutian said that others had no skin and the world was invincible, Shen Er's fat man would immediately pull down his face and kick him over: "You are the most invincible." β
Hua Can and Feng Jiutian heard him speak the local dialect 'Six Leaves', and the two of them squirted out the food in their mouths almost at the same time. Even Genyou, who has always been honest and upright, couldn't help but look at the broad face in the car window and laugh.
Shen Er's fat man didn't have a trace of a smile on his face when he spoke, and his awkward language was in stark contrast to his serious face. When the three of them were almost choking with laughter, he stared at Hua Can and Feng Jiutian again, and his exaggerated expression made the three of them laugh again.
Shen Er's fat man looked at the two of them with a cold face and said, "What's so funny, the two 'six leaves' are the same as starving ghosts." The second master hasn't eaten for three days, and it's not like the two of you are like that. With that, he retracted his head into the car and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"That's because you can't eat it, you 'six leaves'." Feng Jiutian said with a smile. In the local dialect, the six leaves represent the meaning of less liver and lungs and lack of roots and tendons. He deliberately dragged the six leaves for a long note. Although what he said did not have the naturally funny expression and funny voice of Shen Er's fat man, it also caused Hua Can and Gen to laugh.
Shen Er's fat man poked his head out of the car window again, and shouted hoarsely at Feng Jiutian, "Get out." β
"Old." After a while, Hua Can said, "Judging from the flight trajectory and attack range of the corpse-tailed bee fly in the first two nights, it seems that they are only around the back and left and right sides of the cart, perhaps because the carriage has been moving forward, dragging the smell of Er Fat's body behind the car, so these bee flies always follow the back of the car and both sides treacherously, and have never attacked Uncle Gen You, which may also be the reason why they are overly dependent on the plague on Er Fat's body." Last night's dozens of corpses, mostly trailing behind the car, with only a few following on the sides, allowed us to concentrate on killing them in this way. If they spread out and come around from different angles, we really don't know how to defend ourselves. Fortunately, their plague is still shallow, and the poison of the tail hook has not formed, so we can be in danger every time. However, tonight they will definitely be twice as many as last night, and our 'ambushes' are decreasing accordingly, and it is not impossible that the situation will be reversed. We don't need to change our strategy for them? β
"We can't use the 'tongue' to attack the corpse-tailed beeflies when they are in a dense state, which should be very lethal to them. At the same time, we can also place a few 'Spitfire Meteors' on the roof of the car in case we need them, and maybe attack them unprepared. When the 'tongue' kills some of them, they will inevitably scatter, and you and I will kill the scattered beeflies. After they leap over the 'tongue', they will gather together, and then the 'Spitfire Meteor' will give them a surprise attack. This weapon master has just created, and I heard that the power is huge, but no one has used it in actual combat before, so it is just right to take it out tonight to deal with this group of demons, and try it out. Feng Jiutian said.
Hua Can said: "If the 'Tongue' and 'Flying Meteor' can kill most of them by surprise, the rest will not be much of a threat, and what we are afraid of is the harm caused by their large number of tail lids." In this way, you can not only try out the master's new invention, but also greatly reduce the use of 'ambushes'. It's just that, judging from the previous changes of these bee flies, their ability to respond to our 'ambushes' is also strengthening at the same time, and their mutation ability is also changing very quickly, appearing in different shapes every night, and this change in shape seems to have evolved in order to adapt to our 'ambushes'. β
Feng Jiutian said: "Don't use your tongue first?" This swarm of beeflies seems to have some kind of adaptability to our 'ambushes'. The first night, when they were not very old, our weapons could have caused them great damage, but by last night they seemed to have become defensive against our weapons. What struck me even more was that they weren't the shape of the bee flies of the first night, and how could they have that sensitive perception of our weapons? I always felt that they were hiding something everywhere, but they were deliberately revealing something. β