Dave hadn't seen Deadpool before, and he thought that the popular antihero hadn't been born until the Eye of Dawn was established, and Dave didn't see Deadpool's name on the list of dangerous people he had collected, but because he couldn't track the guy's whereabouts at that time, Dave didn't plan to go to Deadpool - although he was really interested in this guy, he also had a lot to do. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Who would have thought that the world is impermanent, and Deadpool came to the door instead, and with a strange greeting, Dave fell into a violent embarrassment.

After a brief silence, Dave thought for a moment and spoke cautiously:

"You ......"

"Oh, I'm Deadpool," who would have thought, before Dave's words were finished, Deadpool interrupted, "I know you don't know me, today is our first meeting, but it doesn't matter, even if you meet you, if you want to be friends with me, we'll fight again in a while, ha, but that's not the point, the point is my name, yes, my name is Deadpool, you may have heard, well, you should have heard of it, and I know your name too, Warden, hey, what a coincidence!" ”

Deadpool threw his arms around his shoulders, pointed the index fingers of both hands at Dave, and said a pair of jumbled words as quickly as a machine gun: "So you might think that our meeting today was a coincidence, but, oh no, I came to you on purpose, do you want to know why, curious?" Oh, I know you're curious, because Deadpool, the super invincible Spiral Pill Stick, is coming for you! Ah, I see, you're a little scared now, after all, you're usually a coward wrapped in a tin can, and seeing your Uncle Deadpool doesn't have a sense of horror being targeted by creatures upstream in the food chain......"

"Bang!" Dave punched Deadpool in the face, knocking his head covered in a red hood hard, and at the same time, Deadpool's body was suddenly unbalanced, and he hurriedly took a few steps back before regaining his balance.

Dave finally couldn't bear this tedious and boring blind BB, Deadpool has a natural ability to taunt, and can use a long list of boring nonsense to make people unhappy, so Dave decisively interrupted Deadpool's words with his fist.

"I'm sorry, my hand slipped!" Dave laughed softly, his face darkened and generally covered with shadows.

But how could Deadpool shut up so easily, he leaned in front of Dave, stared at Dave's eyes without fear, poked his finger into Dave's chest, and his voice was deliberately lowered, "Hey, you're so unfriendly, you know?" Treat your valued guests like that? Moreover, you dare to do anything with me, do you know who I am? Oh, I just told you, I'm Deadpool, Ho, the assassin who brings death and fear, and that's what you do to me? I'm angry and I'm scared myself, and I'm sure you won't want to provoke me, and then you'll see a tragedy you've never seen before...... Uhh ”

Dave twisted his waist and slammed Deadpool's stomach with a thunderous backspin kick with a howling gale.

Because of the force, Dave even kicked out a gas explosion, accompanied by an exaggerated scream, Deadpool's body smashed into the fence in the courtyard, smashed into the middle of the road, and his bones even twisted.

After a refreshing kick, Dave finally let out a sigh of relief, he took the initiative to jump up, he jumped in front of Deadpool with precision, and smiled heartily: "I'm sorry, because what you said is so annoying, so, my foot just slipped again!" ”

"You obviously did it on purpose, damn it, do you really want to fight?" Deadpool reclined in the pit with a twisted body, pointing at Dave unpleasantly, "Do you know what news I brought for you?" Do you know how many deaths I've had to go through for this news? You don't respect me at all! ”

"Well, I'm sorry......" Hearing Deadpool's confession, Dave also regretted it a little, he felt that his actions just now were too rude, and the requirements for Deadpool were too harsh, after all, liking to talk is Deadpool's setting, but ...... But it's really annoying!!

"Sorry, did it work? What do you need my knife to do if it works, hey, do you know how much it hurts just now? Do you want to be kicked by me? I tell you, don't think I'm afraid to you if you're the protagonist, I've always believed that my popularity is much higher than yours! Because of your kick, I have decided, I have to raise the price, and I will sell this news for 20 million dollars! "Deadpool's body is restored under the effect of the powerful self-healing factor, but his mouth is reluctant to stop, and he keeps talking, which is worthy of the ultimate chatter who still wants to talk nonsense even if he is stabbed in the head.

However, Dave only noticed the point and retorted in surprise: "You still want to sell for money?" ”

"Of course, I don't know if you've heard of it!" Deadpool stood up, "Money can make ghosts grind, money is the best thing in the world, do you want to get the information that I sent for free?" No, no, 20 million, not a single cent less, and, preferably, cash? ”

"Cash?" Dave, who was still a little moved, calmed down completely, he thought about it carefully, and suddenly felt that what "nine deaths, after thousands of miles", it is estimated that it is also Deadpool's nonsense, he can't believe a penny, and he refused immediately, "Impossible, I don't have a penny, where can I find you 20 million?" ”

"20 million is not good, then 10 million? You've got to give me some money, because I've got to tell you the news, okay, Iron Rooster, it's not easy to pluck the feathers out of you, and I can give you two clues as an audition, the first one is 'Dr. Doom' and the second is 'World Crisis'. Deadpool looked at Dave with a look of certainty.

But Dave still shook his head and said, "I said, 20 million is not there, 10 million is not, or I will give you a stake in Pluto?" So how about this exchange of money? ”

"Heh, I'm not so easy to fool, who wants shares in a small company whose name I've never heard of! Moreover, can shares be spent as money? I'm going clubbing, I'm going to find women to be happy, so let me tell them, hey, I'm a shareholder in Pluto! Let me go! I'll be taken for a fool, okay? ”

"The one gave you fifty dollars!" Dave haggled decisively, "I just ate pizza and happened to find loose money, if you have to, I can give you eighty-five dollars!" ”

"Oh......" After thinking for a moment, Deadpool muttered to himself, "Well, everybody's watching!" I'm going to suffer, I'm going to be brain-dead, I'm going to have to be damn at a loss here, do it, you give me eighty-five! I'll tell you the information! ”

"Good!" Eighty-five Dave still got out, and immediately took out the money in his trouser pocket, he was ready to listen to this piece of information worth 20 million dollars!