Chapter 7 Be a-stirring stick

After fighting for a while, Bai Wuchang's group of 8 couldn't resist Jingde and the schoolbag's attack, and was beaten out of the enchantment. It seems that the group of 8 is a little out of breath, but Jingdehe Schoolbag is very calm.

Because the group of 8 withdrew from the enchantment, Jingde and the schoolbag did not chase after him, but just panted as he watched the eight people outside the enchantment with both hands. Although these eight people can't beat the two big men, they are similar to me before, and they stand outside the barrier and scold the two of them.

The two big men are still not angry, anyway, I am guarding there, and you can't come in, let you scold, the more you scold, the more you look like your grandson.

For this farce, I really can't stand it, what is this all for, fight at every turn, scold if you can't beat it, scold if you can't scold back, just smirk and don't continue to fight, play? My legs were numb in the back of the garbage basket. So I got up and walked towards the crowd.

Since the group of 8 people was standing on the periphery of the enchantment, scolding the two people in the enchantment, basically facing away from me, they didn't notice that I walked over, but Jingde and the schoolbag in the enchantment, because the vision was outward, and the people themselves were tall and big, so they naturally saw me walking over. After seeing it clearly that it was me, he immediately bowed his head respectfully and said, "Shangxian." ”

This sentence of Shangxian can stunned the group of 8, followed the direction of the two, and hurriedly turned around to see where the bottom was sacred. The seven imps looked at me with shocked expressions, but they were quite calm, because they didn't know who I was after all. But Bai Wuchang, the big tongue that had already choked back fell out again because of surprise, and a pair of ghostly white eyes and human black eyes stared back and forth at me. I guess he must be thinking about what I am, why do those two call me "Shangxian"?

With my hands behind my back, I walked to the front of the crowd, pretending to be calm, and just as I was about to speak, I suddenly remembered that I was a little out of my dress, and there was nothing on my waist except a fig leaf, and I didn't look like a fairy at all. But after thinking about it, I hit Jingdehe and my schoolbag just now, and no matter what I was wearing, these two people didn't dare to despise me; And those seven little ghosts, the rags wrapped around their waists are going to rot, and they are not as good as my new apron, and besides, the appearance of those seven people is not comparable to me at all, so I don't need to be ashamed of myself in front of them. It's Bai Wuchang, he is brightly dressed, but just now I saw that he was obviously not the opponent of Jingde and the schoolbag, although this is a little strange, but I guess there should be something in this, and if he is afraid of Jingde and the schoolbag, at this moment Jingde and the schoolbag call me an immortal, he must be full of curiosity about me, and I don't need to feel that I can't raise my head in front of him.

After thinking about it, I settled down and said, "What's going on?" As I spoke, I walked into the sphere of influence of the two big men, facing Bai Wuchang's team, standing in the middle of the two big men.

I was obviously taking advantage of the loophole, because I knew that I couldn't beat Bai Wuchang, but Bai Wuchang couldn't beat Jingdehe and the schoolbag. I'm now at the intersection of the two sides, and neither side knows my true details or my true strength. I'm standing here, Jingde and the schoolbag don't know that I am Bai Wuchang's defeated subordinate, and they think that I am here to support the two of them, I am standing between Jingde and the schoolbag, even if Bai Wuchang wants to get me, he will be afraid.

Now that I think about it, I'm bored enough, you can make up the scene at that time: in the second half of the night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, two groups of gods and demons were fighting, one group was a burly strong man who was more than two meters tall and looked a little fairy; The other group is eight hideous-looking ghosts, and you, bare-chested, with a rag strip around your waist, walked into the middle of two groups of wicked people in the real world, you may not be able to deal with either side, do you say stupid.

I still can't figure out what I was going to do at that time, did I want to accuse Jingde and Schoolbag of beating Bai Wuchang by Yuzi? Probably, but at this time I was standing on the side of Jingdehe schoolbag. Either I just want to find Bai Wuchang or Jingdehe schoolbag to figure out what is going on with me and how I can go home, but judging from the current scene, it may not be like that.

I think it might all be my personality. I was just idle at the time, and I had nothing to do here.

When I stood still, Jingde on my side clasped his hands into fists and said, "Shangxian, this Yin Cao Ghost Division came to the house of the two of us to protect it, intending to seduce my master. But the two of us have been invited to guard the Yang Mansion, so naturally I will not allow this ghost to plunder people at will. I didn't think that this white ghost wanted to enter by bribery, and was sternly rejected by us and the others, even if he fought for the lives of the two of us, he would definitely not let this ghost enter half a step. ”

Jingde stated these words with clear thinking and fluent language. And the schoolbag echoed when Jingde broke the sentence, "yes", "right", "yes", etc., these two people are like talking about cross talk, Jingde is the one who teases, and the schoolbag is the one who laughs.

Hearing this, I suddenly understood, these two people dare to love the door gods, I said how they pose so familiar to me, but they suddenly changed from the New Year's painting on the door to a real man, I didn't accept it for a while; In addition, I may be in such a semi-yin and non-yang state at present, I don't know whether I am a yin soul or a yang soul now, and I may have subconscious acceptance of the identities of both parties, which means that I may be the same as them now, and I have been blessed by the Jizo Sutra for a long time before, so I don't have too many doubts about the specific identities of these two groups of people. It's just that I haven't broken my waking or alive thinking now, and the image of impermanence and ghost pawns is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so I am still very afraid of this small group of people, but I have subconsciously ignored the objective existence of the door god in the current world.

After understanding the general situation, I secretly thought about it in my heart. This god is slightly better in impermanence, but at this moment, if I want to figure out my current state, impermanence is the best choice. Although these two door gods fought fiercely, they didn't feel smart enough. And this Bai Wuchang, when he saw me, he obviously felt that something was wrong with me, and if he started from Bai Wuchang, I think it would be easier for me to figure out the situation. Alas, there is no way, I have been in the world for so long, and I haven't learned much about the good, but I have a deep understanding of the inflammation.

After making up my mind, I decided to start with Bai Wuchang, so I said, "Still refuse?" You're embarrassed to say this, but you two are also a fairy (I wear a high hat, in my eyes they are just two pieces of paper on the door), if you refuse sternly, what do you count when people give you money? After counting other people's money, you threw other people's money in their faces, is this the two of you doing your duty, this is obviously the two of you who suspect that other people's money is too little, bullying others, am I right? I shouted in an accentuated tone at the last sentence.

When I said this, I peeked at Bai Wuchang's team, and Bai Wuchang's expression obviously showed that I was right, but the 7 ghost pawns in the back looked stupid, just looking left and right, obviously not concentrating, they didn't seem to be shrewd, and it was estimated that they didn't understand what I said.

After listening to my words, I felt that Jingde couldn't hang up a little, and his voice trembled a little: "Shangxian, little god...... Doesn't this just want to see what the banknotes of this new century look like?"

I listen to it funny, dare to love the changing situation in the world, and this netherworld also keeps pace with the times. In the new century, how can you say this, if it weren't for impermanence and imps standing here, I would really think that this god is an ancient person who traveled to the present day to experience modern life.

"Okay, okay", I said, "I also know that you two stand guard here day and night, unless there is chance, the income is not very good, I can understand taking some benefits, if I do, I will do the same."

After I said this, Jingde and the schoolbag obviously felt the steps I gave, and also realized that they were all their own people, and there was no need to pretend to be righteous in front of their own people. So, they nodded yes one after another.

"But," I continued, "the impermanence of the people also has official duties and is under orders...... The one who was ordered to arrest ...... Arrest the imperial court to criminalize ......". My God, I don't even know what I'm going to say, in my impression these ghosts, gods, or something should be feudal remnants, as if few people have mentioned these things since New China, and now the real face, who the fuck knows what Bai Wuchang is doing here.

Bai Wuchang also felt that I was going to speak for him, and seeing that I was going to talk nonsense, he hurriedly answered, "This immortal, the little god Venerable Book of Life and Death Code, was ordered by Yan Luo to hook Liu Baofu of Fuyuan Town, Qingping County, and be punished. How can the two gods fulfill their duties, we can't enter the house to complete our lives, and ask the immortals to complete it, persuade the two gods to open the net, and I will return to the house to resume my life when I am ready."

"Fart", suddenly the schoolbag yelled next to me, which scared me a lot. I looked up at my bag and yelled, "What are you going to do?" The schoolbag seemed to know that I was scared, and hurriedly said, "Shangxian, Shangxian, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." I want to say, this family is obviously surnamed Ma, the man died early, and there is a widow Hu in the family, how can there be any Liu Baofu? The two of us were afraid that this ghost would hang the widow's soul in vain and go back to defile it, so they didn't let this guy enter the house to commit murder, not intentionally obstructing the law enforcement of the prefecture. ”

"I'm Nima", Bai Wuchang was anxious when he heard it, and the swear words came out, and he said it so modernly, "What the hell are you to me, I am a dignified and impermanent ghost, how can I do such shameless and dirty things." Where to hook, who to hook, my document is clearly written, clearly and clearly, how can it be to hook people at will? As he spoke, Bai Wuchang picked up his feather duster and dusted the stick, and was about to rush into the enchantment to fight. And the two gate gods also ripped off their lunges to make a defensive shape.

"Hey, hey", I hurriedly played the round, "What are you doing, what are you doing, you have something to say". Then he stretched out his hands to block Jingdehe's schoolbag.

The schoolbag was obviously unconvinced, and said: "Shangxian, please take your side first, let me wait for the two to teach this shameless thug a lesson, and then ......."

Before the bag finished speaking, I shouted: "Presumptuous! Then he turned his hand back and turned his schoolbag with a big mouth. When my hand was about to approach the face of the bag, I suddenly remembered the difference in our strength and retracted my strength. I only heard the sound of "pia", and my schoolbag was knocked to the ground, but I didn't knock it to the ground. Jingde saw that I was angry, and hurriedly clasped his hands into fists and retreated. After the schoolbag stood firm, he made the same action as Jingde.

My mouth seems to be very effective, and Jingdehe and the schoolbag are immediately honest. I saw that Bai Wuchang actually touched his face reflexively, it is estimated that he had injured the schoolbag just now, and the schoolbag and Jingde had scared me before.

I pointed at both ends and said, "Look at you, you look at you, talking is quarrelling, quarreling will fight, how old are you"?

"Fourteen hundred ......," the bag muttered.

"I didn't ask you how old you are!" I turned around and interrupted my bag to drink. The schoolbag quickly stopped again. "I mean, you're all too young, can you calm down, don't you understand what I mean?" I taught the schoolbag.

Then I said, "When people come out to do things, they are naturally above board and have their own code of conduct, how can you be framed at will?" Besides, if there is any rich person in the house, don't you know if you go in and see it, if you have it, you can hook it, and if you don't, you will pull it down. ”

I saw Jing Dehe and his schoolbag slapping his thighs, and suddenly realized, and said in unison: "That's right!" ”

"it", I snorted coldly, I was really convinced by their IQ. I glanced at the two of them, scolded "stupid comparison", turned around and walked out into the yard. It didn't matter if I turned around, I was startled, I didn't expect me to be so close to the door of this house, and when I turned around, my nose was almost close to the door, just when I thought I was about to hit my face on the door and disfigure, I actually walked through the gate and entered the courtyard, followed by Jingdehe schoolbag.

When Bai Wuchang's team saw that there was a door, they immediately overjoyed and followed in.