Chapter 31 Unreasonable Demands
I pushed him away, and Chen Qianning didn't know where to go for a long time. I know it's Bai Wuchang and I've created a fantasy for me, but fortunately, it's still in this room, so it doesn't feel too strange.
I said angrily, "Big brother, can you change the way you play." In the middle of the night, you always lie next to me suddenly when my eyes are closed.
Bai Wuchang got up and said: "No, brother Xian, I like this way of appearing very much, I slept in the same bed with my brother when I was a child, and when he woke up, he said that I slept next to him and felt very safe."
I said in my heart, you ancients don't understand the hearts of modern people, and it is estimated that the ancients did not have the word "base feelings", so they said casually: "You are quite compatible with the old monk Jinghai."
Bai Wuchang was stunned for a moment, "Who is the old monk of Jinghai."
I sat cross-legged on the bed, bowed my head, okay, still bare-footed, anyway, I got used to it, so I continued: "My other big brother."
Suddenly, Bai Wuchang also sat cross-legged in front of me and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite Buddha-like, no wonder we were able to get acquainted and have the opportunity to introduce you to my eldest brother." I've been hundreds of years, and I haven't had a friend, well, I'm quite lonely."
When Bai Wuchang said this, I felt a cool air penetrate me, and a bleak feeling arose, as if I could empathize with Bai Wuchang.
I smiled and comforted, "Okay, big brother." We are brothers, my buddy is also your buddy, isn't it a foreign word if you say this?"
Bai Wuchang patted me on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Good brother"!
Suddenly, I remembered what happened yesterday evening, and asked, "Big brother, you can really do it, this god is carved on the stone door, and I can't get it down."
Bai Wuchang was puzzled: "Yes."
"No, don't you know?"
"How could I know, you said that the door gods are paper pasted on the door, and I remembered that you saw them as paper, because I think they are living people."
When I thought about it, I was right, if it weren't for this, I wouldn't have become attached to Bai Wuchang. It's just that when Bai Wuchang pulled me over, I didn't think much about it when I saw that the two people were door gods, and in retrospect, as spirits, we really couldn't tell if there was anything pasted on the door, or I pulled the armor of the schoolbag to make a skirt, and when I went home, I found out that it was a piece of paper.
When I think about it, I am relieved. Then he asked, "Big brother, is there anything strange about this house, how do I feel that there are ghosts in that house?"
"yes, can't you?" Bai Wuchang asked like a fool again.
"Why not, I was standing at the door of that house, and the door opened by itself, and there was a gust of yin wind, and the thief pulled the cold, and the wind in the pocket of the wind you healed me last time. In the dark, I seemed to hear someone let me into the house, and Chen Qianning was fascinated. I thought it was you calling me invisibly, but then I felt that something was wrong, and it felt like a woman was trying to lure us in."
Bai Wuchang was very puzzled, took out the deadly scroll from his big sleeve, opened it and looked at it, and said that there seemed to be nothing wrong.
I was annoyed when I saw him grinding and chirping, and I grabbed the scroll, and when I saw it, I was stupid.
The person who wants to hook is called Na Shun Pi, let's not talk about the name, it's 242 years old, isn't this an old goblin?
I told Bai Wuchang about his age, and this guy reacted and said, "That's right, why did this old immortal live for so long?"
I thought to myself, big brother, your reflex arc is long enough, and you didn't even see such a big question.
Bai Wuchang said to himself: "The yin life has passed too long, I have ignored the concept of years, and I have almost forgotten the normal life span of a living person."
Bai Wuchang's words make my heart also gloomy, indeed, he has been on an errand in the underworld for more than 600 years, how lonely he must be.
Looking at Bai Wuchang's sad appearance, I was also heartbroken, I don't know why I can always feel his feelings, and I don't know if his yin qi is too heavy and affects the perception of my soul. Thinking of this, I suddenly thought of a question, I go, yes, Bai Wuchang told me that always coming to me will affect my longevity. I'm still stupid here, I'm going to have a heart-to-heart with him, and I'll really fucking see Hades a few more times.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly said to Bai Wuchang: "Big brother, I remembered something, the last time you told me that you would always contact me and kill me, how can you save me."
Bai Wuchang heard it and said: "Yes, if you don't say it, I forgot, when this time it is done, my brother will go to the Yin Division to help you ask for a position, with the Yin position, it will not affect your Yang Shou if we get in touch again."
When I heard it, I didn't know whether it was joy or sorrow. If I can really find me an errand to do in the underworld, it is not a bad thing, I have been in line with the principle of multiple friends and multiple paths to get to today, although I don't know what benefits being a ghost can bring to myself, but subconsciously make me feel that this is not a bad thing. However, Bai Wuchang has also seen their tricks, and I don't know if I can stand being a ghost.
"That's right, big brother", suddenly I found that I forgot about the business after talking for a long time, I was always so out of tune, I went astray while talking, and I also abducted Bai Wuchang, "I have to say that family, I really can't handle the door god, give me a fold." Also, can't you kill him in a different place, and when he comes out during the day?"
"Okay, but I used to squat at the door of his house because I couldn't get in because I was on time, and I didn't see him come out for a few days, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to you to get that door god."
When I think about it, Bai Wuchang is not so stupid, but he is such an awesome ghost official, does he still have to squat? So I asked him: "Big brother, you have supernatural powers, you can go wherever you say, why do you have to squat"?
Bai Wuchang said: "I mean I can go wherever I go, but I also have to know where I want to go." It's like you, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to have to know where you are. I went to the door early this morning to wait for you, you just didn't come, and then I turned around, a bag of cigarettes and you came, I was just about to talk to you and you pulled that little girl to tease, and then you got into the taxi, you didn't say where you were going, the driver pulled you away, I didn't get in the car and the car drove away, I had a good time in the back, and I kept running back here with you, almost tired me to ashes."
As soon as I heard this, I asked, "Big brother, why don't you get in the car directly without a magical power?"
When Bai Wuchang heard this, he was stunned on the spot, ", yes, why don't I get in the car?"
I really don't know what to say about this big brother, I look at a very shrewd ghost, but he always does something stupid from time to time, and I am also convinced.
"Oh, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and leave after speaking, and I'll die if it's not good for a while", I complained: "Hurry up and give me a trick, what's the matter"?
"That's the case", Bai Wuchang continued, "You go again tomorrow, go into the house and give me the whole person, I will wait at the door, as soon as I come out, I will accept him, what do you think"?
"I don't see it, I just feel that it's gloomy, it's not good and haunted, and I'm still afraid of the female ghost last time. By the way, big brother, you said last time that you took that female ghost, what did you do? "I'm off topic again.
Bai Wuchang buttoned his nostrils and said, "Let me sell the kiln, and I earned a few."
"Huh?" I was shocked, "I'll go, there is also a kiln in the underworld"?
"Nonsense, of course, we have what you have. I'll show you when I have the chance. Oops, stop talking nonsense, I've got to go, that's it. Remember, I'll go back when it's dark."
"Damn, why is it getting dark?" I exclaimed.
"During the day, the yang energy is heavy, and my ability is restricted, if there is a problem in it as you said, I can still save you at night and go." Bai Wuchang slowly disappeared into the void, and the voice of his last words also became smaller with his disappearance, and I almost couldn't hear this "gone".
Damn, that ghostly house, I have to go at night, is he playing with me?