Ren Tingting sat here bored and said, "Dad, I want to buy some rouge gouache." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Grandpa Ren said, "Go ahead, I'll look for you later." ”

Ren Tingting walked past Lu Chun, glared at him, and walked away with her head tilted up like a proud little peacock.

Lu Chun smiled bitterly and shook his head.

It just so happened that Lu Chun and their egg tarts came, and Uncle Nine couldn't help but look at Lu Chun again, Lu Chun directly picked up the egg tart and took a bite directly, put down the money and said, "Master, I will also go out for a walk, and go back to Yizhuang to find you." ”

Grandpa Ren looked at Uncle Nine suspiciously, and said, "Why Uncle Nine, this is also your apprentice?" ”

Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "I don't know where the kid came out, he has to pester me as a teacher." ”

"Oh......"

……

Outside, Lu Chun followed Ren Tingting and didn't speak, Ren Tingting glanced at him and said without concealment: "What are you doing with me?" ”

Lu Chun smiled: "What, this road belongs to your family?" ”

"Humph!" Ren Tingting snorted coldly, just happened to pass by an aunt passing by, and asked her where to sell rouge gouache, the aunt pointed to a shop on the side of the road, Ren Tingting smiled and thanked her, and walked over.

Lu Chun knew that he would be deflated when he went in, and he was not in a hurry to follow up, planning to see her jokes.

"Miss, just look at it!"

Sure enough, Qiusheng, who helped his aunt look at the store, thought that Ren Tingting was *** ready to play her.

Lu Chun felt that it was almost there, and was about to go in, but Wen Cai came first, and Qiusheng saw that the two knew each other, so he knew that he had misunderstood.

Ren Tingting saw that the two of them were sneaky, and thought of Qiusheng's words just now, and asked, "What is Yihong Courtyard?" ”

Qiusheng hurriedly said: "The teahouse ......"

Wen Cai wanted to tell the truth, but Qiusheng said again: "Restaurant." ”

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Lu Chun appeared, looked at Ren Tingting with a playful face and said, "Let me tell you, Yihong Courtyard is a brothel!" ”

"What? You're ...... me."

Ren Tingting was ashamed and angry, and strode away, Qiusheng hurriedly stopped her and wanted to explain, but was slapped by Ren Tingting.

Passing by Lu Chun's side, seeing him laughing at himself, he also hit Lu Chun angrily, Lu Chun is not as wasteful as Qiusheng, how can he be slapped by a woman, grabbed Ren Tingting's little hand, and said, "Hey, miss, I didn't offend you." ”

Ren Tingting pulled out her hand angrily and said, "You are a villain like them." After saying that, he left in a bad mood.

Wen Cai hurriedly chased out.

Qiusheng pointed at Lu Chun and said, "Oh, it turned out to be you, you came a long time ago, and you deliberately wanted to see our jokes, didn't you?" ”

Lu Chun smiled: "Yes, what do you want?" ”

"You?"

Uncle Nine listened to Wencai's words and came over to clean up Qiusheng, Qiusheng saw the master coming and wanted to slip away, but Lu Chun grabbed his collar.

"You ......"

"What are you?" Before Qiusheng could scold, Uncle Nine had already come in, came over and twisted Qiusheng's ears, and said, "What happened just now?" ”

"Master......" Qiusheng looked at the master with a pitiful look.

Uncle Nine shook his head and let him go.

Lu Chun smiled on the side: "Master, how ignorant do you think they are?" I'm different, I've been going south and north for so many years, I've practiced a good kung fu, the most important thing is to be well-informed, and I can also take several foreign languages, and the master will go in and out of those foreign occasions or deal with foreigners in the future, and it's inconvenient to have no one who understands Western languages, right? ”

looked at Lu Chun: "Do you know Western?" ”

“YES！”

"What death?"

Lu Chun said: "Master, it's YES!" In Western terms, it means yes, 'good', 'right'? ”

Uncle Nine nodded, thinking that he was almost embarrassed today, and there were more and more foreign gadgets in the city, and it was not impossible to accept an apprentice who knew foreign gadgets, but Lu Chun's temperament still needed to be studied, so he said: "Okay, let's accept you as a registered disciple for the time being." ”

"Thank you, master. By the way, master, do you want to open the altar and make a ceremony or something, I can also put incense on the ancestor and kowtow. ”

Uncle Nine said: "Let's wait for you to get started." ”

"It's the master."

Uncle Nine nodded and left first.

Qiusheng said: "Hey, you have now become the master's registered disciple, and you will be our junior disciple in the future, what we say, you have to do it, otherwise you just don't respect the teacher, let the master know, and you will definitely be expelled from the master." ”

Qiusheng gave Wen Cai a look, and Wen Cai also nodded and said, "Yes, yes!" ”

Lu Chun said with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, you can only call me by my name in front of the master in the future, the master is not here, you have to call me senior brother, otherwise you will be beaten carefully." ”

"What, you are so bold, I'll tell the master to go!"

Lu Chun had a dragon claw hand, and the twisted Qiusheng screamed in pain, and Wen Cai wanted to run, but he was also tripped by Lu Chun and fell to the ground.

Qiusheng felt that his hand was about to break, and hurriedly said, "Let go, let go?" ”

Lu Chun said: "Call Senior Brother first." ”

"Don't you think about it...... Ouch...... Senior brother, senior brother! ”

Lu Chun was satisfied with this and let go, Qiusheng covered his arms and ran away, shouting, "You're done, I will tell the master." ”

Lu Chun stepped forward and said that Qiusheng lifted him up, and held him in the air like a windmill, which frightened Qiusheng and howled miserably.

"There is no ...... after taking it"

"Served, served......"

Qiusheng's face turned green, and he hurriedly begged for mercy, Lu Chun looked at Wencai, he knew a lot, and when he saw Qiusheng squatting on the ground and vomiting wildly, he quickly called out to Senior Brother.

Lu Chun nodded with satisfaction, took out a money bag from his body and threw it to Wen Cai: "Senior brother's meeting gift." ”

Wen Cai received the heavy money bag, and immediately smiled all over his face, and said, "Thank you, senior brother, in fact, I have long thought that the master should accept the master." ”

"Wencai, you traitor......"

"Huh?!"

Lu Chun's eyes widened, Qiusheng had to shut his mouth stupidly, of course he understood the truth that a hero does not suffer losses in front of him. Stretched out his hand and said, "Since you are a senior brother, what about my meeting gift?" ”

Anyway, if you can't beat it, don't let the benefits be in vain, and it's good to let him break some money.

Lu Chun said: "I don't have it on my body, when will I really call my senior brother to come to me again." ”

looked at Wen Cai and said, "Where is there a pawnshop, there is no money on you, go and exchange some gold for some money." ”

"Oh, senior brother, come with me......"

Qiusheng muttered unhappily: "The grass on the wall ......"

……

On this day, Uncle Nine set an auspicious day for the zodiac, and Lu Chun followed Uncle Nine to the grave of Mrs. Ren.

The grave of the old lady Ren is very particular, and Uncle Jiu can see at a glance that this is a good cave called "dragonfly water", and the way of burial is also exquisite, and it must be buried vertically.

Grandpa Ren also said that those who watched feng shui back then said, "The coffin is buried vertically, and the descendants must be great." ”

Uncle Nine asked, "What about the spirit?" ”

Grandpa Ren looked embarrassed, saying that in the past 20 years, their Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse.

Lu Chun thought to himself, if you take away someone else's hole, it is equivalent to taking away the fortune and wealth of other people's descendants, how can people give up.

Sure enough, Grandpa Ren half-truthfully told the reason, but Uncle Nine saw the truth he didn't say, and bluntly said which feng shui gentleman still had a conscience, and asked them to be buried in a coffin after 20 years, harming him for one generation, not for eighteen generations.

But Lu Chun shook his head secretly......

Sure enough, after the switch, the body of the old man Ren did not decompose, but turned into a zombie, and Uncle Nine frowned slightly. He proposed that Grandpa Ren cremate his father on the spot, but Grandpa Ren strongly objected, saying that as long as he was not cremated, he could do anything.

Seeing that there was no way to convince Grandpa Ren, Uncle Nine had to let him store the coffin in Yizhuang first, and he would help the old lady find another tomb tomorrow so that he could rest in peace as soon as possible.

Only Lu Chun knew that it was this decision that made Grandpa Ren lose his life, but now that Lu Chun is here, he thinks that he will save his life.

At night, they found that Grandpa Ren's body had begun to grow, and his nails had grown a lot.

Watching Uncle Jiu's method of killing chickens, Uncle Nine asked them to fill the coffin with an ink fountain infused with mana, so as to prevent the old lady Ren from tricking the corpse and harming people.

After the two played the ink line, they began to fight, Lu Chun remembered that because they were messing around, they missed a place and didn't play it, so he grabbed the two who were making a big fuss and said, "Check it again and see where it didn't play." ”

Qiusheng said unhappily: "Why don't you check it yourself?" ”

Lu Chun's eyes widened: "The skin is itchy again, right?" Don't say I won't, even if I do, of course this kind of thing is done by you as a junior brother. ”

Qiusheng didn't want to ask for hardship, so he muttered to check it, Lu Chun gave him a look at the back of the head, and said that if he dared to mutter, he would teach him a good lesson.

Qiusheng has suffered hardships, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he checked it with Wencai.

"Senior brother, there really is one place that hasn't been played." Wen Cai looked up at Lu Chundao.

Lu Chun said: "Then don't bounce it up quickly." ”

"Oh."

Uncle Jiu, who happened to pass by and saw all this, couldn't help but shake his head with a wry smile, turned around and went to the back hall......