Chapter 40 Adult Magazines and Vending Machines
After Zuo Ling fell asleep, for four or five hours, Qin Xin, who had listened to the bedtime story, studied the ceiling with his eyes open on the bed in the bedroom, and in order to see more clearly in the dark bedroom, he put on the butterfly disaster detector "Heart Eye" in his right eye and switched to the night vision function. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The "heart eye" he wore before seemed to have fallen during the fight, and when he was eating pizza, Qin Xin risked being buried by a mountain of debris rolling down and going up to the second floor, and found an old cardboard box that had been thrown on the ground at the entrance of the "Waste Chai River Lair", which contained a dozen butterfly disaster detectors.
This stuff is very easy to use, but unfortunately there is no manual.
Qin Xin pressed the button on the right side of the butterfly plague detector, and a set of data of unknown meaning flashed on the lens, and he said in a voice that only he could hear:
"Ding Dong, Forest Ranger Qin Xin used the Material Identification Technique on the ceiling......" he mimicked the stiff electronic sound, which was a system prompt for an RPG he played in junior high school, Rangers of the Forest, which he still occasionally plays on his mobile phone until now.
"Successful identification...... Compared with the sapwood close to the bark, the heartwood is located in the middle part of the log near the pith core, and the wood connection is stronger, hard and dense, and has strong natural corrosion resistance. However, the natural termite resistance of red cedar is very weak, it is not resistant to ant moth, and it is rarely used in the warm and humid south of the empire, but Dongming is in the cold climate of the north of the empire, so there is basically no need to consider the problem of termites. ”
One of the additional attributes brought by the background of the Dongdalin Department is that Qin Xin can imagine all kinds of ordinary wood products, even if he has insomnia, he will not be too bored facing the ceiling.
"The ceiling is currently in ...... condition"
Qin Xin raised his upper body and tried to get closer to the ceiling to see the texture behind the paint, and then lay back on the bed as if frustrated.
"Qin Xin, what are you thinking...... "The insomniac man muttered to himself.
Zuo Ling's idea sounded reasonable, but in the end, it was not something that could be accepted immediately. In the past, she dissected various rare animals, and Qin Xin thought it was nothing, but mentioned experimenting on living people...... As long as it is normal, people will involuntarily feel a stirring spirit in their hearts.
It was true that Qin Xin suffered from destructive personality disorder, but it was not to the point of madness, otherwise the colleagues who had squeezed him out of the Forest Patrol Hall would not still be alive and well. He had heard rumors that Zuo Ling was using himself to conduct experiments before, but he felt that it was the self-confidence of a doctor, who was conducting some experiments on himself without leaving permanent trauma and serious consequences. But that doesn't seem to be the case now.
Listening to Zuo Ling's tone, if she could advance her research, she wouldn't mind hurting her body deeply at all.
"Your Excellency Butterfly, Zuo Ling's messing around with her body like this won't affect your container plan?" Unable to fall asleep after tossing and turning, Qin Xin probed his consciousness into the cyan area of his mind and asked Butterfly.
"Zuo Ling is different from you, even if the human trial leaves her with trauma, she will not think it is a harm to herself, the meaningful sacrifice makes her spirit more pure and powerful, and it is no accident that she has excellent container qualifications." Butterfly said in an appreciative tone, and then her voice changed, "Ordinary people like you don't understand. ”
"Ordinary goods" Qin Xin sighed: "It is precisely because it is difficult to understand that it is distressing." ”
Butterfly seemed to think for a moment: "Since that's the case......"
The cyan area suddenly condensed, and the fine lines intertwined in the light jumped up and wound like a living snake, and after a while, a word of insects and birds emitting a pure white shimmer appeared in the center of the cyan area, and the pure white shimmer was scattered and fluttered, spilling into the dark deep sea outside the cyan area in the brain.
Qin Xin's body that had experienced the pizza chase battle and Kaga Kaede's fist punch was suddenly immersed in a pool of cool spring water, his tired and sleepy body stretched out, and his spirit, which was dry due to insomnia, also improved suddenly, and after dozens of seconds, the whole person seemed to be re-reading the file and returned to the refreshed and energetic state in the early morning.
This is probably some kind of ritual again, Qin Xin thought to himself as he moved his shoulders and arms.
The cyan area returned to calm, and Butterfly's faint voice sounded: "It doesn't help you to lie in the bedroom, since you are conscious, go and find a concrete concept collection to make up for the weakness." It's 2:25 a.m., and a lot of the weird things in your booklet happened late at night, and you might be rewarded if you go to Winter University now. ”
Qin Xin got out of bed, opened the wardrobe, and took a new black tracksuit jacket.
The wardrobe is almost entirely of this kind except for the summer and autumn uniforms of the Winter Forestry University, and on the far right of the wardrobe hangs a gray-green uniform with a shield armband embroidered with leaves and bows and arrows on the arms.
Qin Xin's gaze lingered on the uniform for a while, and then closed the closet door.
"Thank you for adjusting my body." Qin Xin zipped up his sportswear, picked up his mobile phone from the pillow and put it in his pocket, and put the sword bag standing in the corner of the bedroom on his back, ready to go out.
"You're welcome, the energy that just held the Vitality Ritual comes from the accumulation of your conceptual weakness these days. Subtracting the consumption just now, the current progress of making up for the conceptual weakness is 11%. Butterfly replied.
Qin Xin paused, and said in amazement: "Just now, I consumed 5% of my progress, which is equivalent to the harvest of a soul-bound butterfly disaster like five sixths of a toilet boy?" ”
"It's true that consuming so much energy for you is a bit too favorable, but I've also heard a famous quote from your history: 'Take from the people, use it for the people,' which is a commendable act, and I don't mind doing it once in a while."
"With all due respect, in the Empire, this idiom is only used when the corrupt officials who keep their mistresses are exposed."
Qin Xin said expressionlessly, twisted his hand to open the door and walked out of the bedroom.
Damn, hateful, if you still don't get anything tonight, you won't even get back 5% of your investment......
Qin Xin walked through the living room, and didn't notice whether Du Chuan was on the sofa, after years of getting along with each other, the waste wood dormitory had already blended with the brown and red sofa, and if Du Chuan didn't look carefully when he was sleeping, he sometimes couldn't find him.
There was a magazine with a pink cover thrown at the door of the apartment.,It's probably a girl's comic ordered by Waste Chai Chuan or Yan Lan.,The late-night postman is quite responsible.。
Qin Xin took the Butterfly Neng locomotive from the garage, opened the iron gate of the courtyard and rode out.
In the wee hours of the morning, the black locomotive engine roared, and the distraught man set out on the road to explore the strange talk of the school.
"The sighting happened in the middle of the night on the campus of Winter University...... Headshot adult magazine vending machines near Winter Park? ”
Qin Xin's Qunsen Empire was a country that established a constitutional monarchy more than 700 years ago, and bourgeois parties took turns to form a government. All in all, a decaying capitalist country. Because of its rotten system, adults in this country can buy adult magazines in vending machines with fingerprints.
Not...... Adult magazines are the kind of mosaics and beautiful big sisters that are hidden under the bed by male high school students, and look colorful, full of cute and hateful mosaics and beautiful big sisters...... Let cowardly men also kill lives on a large scale, and their hands are stained with blood, well, maybe it is also the fire for the bourgeoisie to launch a revolution to overthrow the feudal class.
Then again, while the law allows adults to do such things, in addition to the law, there are chains called morality and shame in people's hearts that bind human behavior.
It is said that twenty or thirty years ago, at the Winter Forestry University, a senior who seemed to have little discipline and still had some discipline sneaked up in the middle of the night to the vending machine in Winter Park that sold adult magazines, trying to secretly buy a copy of the "flame of revolution".
Because he was too nervous, the senior's trembling hands accidentally dropped the coin into the gap under the vending machine, and when he squatted down and stretched out his arm to try to reach the coin, the vending machine under the crotch was overwhelmed and fell down and smashed the senior's head! It is worthy of the head of the senior, and its content is rich and juicy, making the ground bleed like a river!
In a revolution, there will always be bloodshed and sacrifices.
After the heroic sacrifice, the ghost of the headless senior has never been able to rest in peace, he is attached to the vending machine, always lurking and ready to give a blow to the young people who come to buy adult magazines late at night, turning the headless into headless, so that the restless young people can calm down a little.
It is said that in that year, there were witnesses who saw a collapsed and scrapped vending machine and a large pool of fresh blood in the Winter Park, and they also took photos and posted them on the Internet at that time.
Qin Xin slowly closed the pamphlet that recorded the strange tales.
What is this!
Couldn't you come to the thirteen steps on a certain floor of the teaching building, the sound of an unmanned piano in the music classroom, the moving mannequins in the science classroom, and the sound of glass balls on the roof?
There are also some incidents that can be solved by catching the headmaster who is looking for the wig!
At 2:30 p.m., in front of the vending machine selling adult magazines in Winter Park, Qin Xin couldn't help but sneakily look left and right, and then took out a coin and slowly approached the coin slot......