Chapter 4: The Magician Who Turns into a Rabbit
The invisible barrier shields everything, and no one knows what's going on inside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
However, Wu Ming is not in a hurry, although it is a little stupid to wait for the rabbit, but stupid methods can often win by surprise. Unless these little blue things can fly away, no matter how they escape, the fishing nets around them will be an insurmountable obstacle.
"Papa Smurf, what do we do now, the gathering place has been found by Gargamel?"
"Don't worry, Lele, you and Sister Lan will flee separately with everyone, and we will meet ...... Moon Spring"
A shout appeared in Wu Ming's ears, and then the invisible enchantment was distorted, and hundreds of Smurfs rushed out.
The smurfs, with a panicked look on their faces, led by a white-bearded smurf, crashed headlong into a fishing net set up outside.
"Oh my God, what is this?"
"Fishing nets, how can there be fishing nets here! Damn, this thing is tangled in my feet! ”
"Don't be afraid, let's build a human wall and cross these fishing nets."
"Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf, be careful......"
In the panicked shouting, all the Smurfs' movements were accompanied by the word Papa Smurf.
In the next second, hundreds of Smurfs widened their eyes one by one, only to see a blue net bag falling from the sky, as if they were catching a naughty butterfly, and the Blue Daddy, who was in the lead, was directly covered in the net pocket.
"Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!"
The whitebearded Smurfs were arrested, and the rest of the Smurfs exploded in an instant, and they all let out angry roars in their mouths.
On the other side, Wu Ming, who was holding a net bag in one hand, listened to the noisy shouts in his ears and gently held the net bag in front of him.
"Hello, Papa Smurf..."
"Who are you?"
Papa Smurf, who was covered by a net, had no fear on his face. Instead, he grabbed the edge of the net with his hand, and his eyes were closely aligned with Wu Ming's eyes.
Purity, incomparable purity.
Papa Smurf's eyes are like two gems, which can reflect all the filth in people's hearts.
Wu Ming looked at these eyes quietly, and after a moment of distraction, he silently shook his head and said, "As far as you are concerned, I am an accomplice of evil. ”
"Accomplice!"
Hearing the word accomplice, Papa Smurf's eyes shrank, and then, after two seconds of silence, he suddenly shouted: "Run, Smurfs, run..."
Hearing Papa Smurf's order to escape, the Smurfs reacted one after another.
For fish with low intelligence, fishing nets are irresistible.
It's a pity that the Smurfs are not fish, and their intelligence is not inferior to that of humans. Although these fishing nets, which are equivalent to dead objects, have successfully captured some Smurfs, when more Smurfs are prepared, the fishing net traps are still a little insufficient.
One by one, the Smurfs, in cooperation with each other, have built a human wall to cross the fishing net.
Wu Ming remained motionless and watched this scene quietly.
He didn't rush forward to chase after him, nor did he curse loudly in anger, but said very plainly: "Stop, if you don't want Papa Spine to die!" ”
... Quiet...
The fleeing Smurfs stopped, and the Smurfs who built the human wall also stopped what they were doing.
Hundreds of Smurfs, all like dolls that have lost their batteries, look at Papa Smurf who was caught in Wu Ming's hands with incredible eyes.
"Run, leave me alone... Yes. ”
As soon as Papa Sappa opened his mouth, Wu Ming's hand was tightly clenched.
Papa Smurf, who was clenched vigorously, couldn't help but let out a muffled snort in his mouth, and his painful expression made people unbearable, and even more so that all the Smurfs who planned to escape no longer dared to act rashly.
For a while, all the Smurfs stopped in unison.
"Stop, stop, you're going to kill him!"
This time, it wasn't the panicked Smurfs who spoke, but Gargamel, who had rushed out of the invisible barrier.
Gargamel, who rushed out, as if he had seen the greatest sin in the world, hurriedly snatched the Smurf Papa in Wu Ming's hand, and complained: "How can you do this, this is the oldest Smurf, the happiness essence on his body is the highest, and nothing can go wrong!" ”
"Are you an idiot? Papa Smurf is their leader, and if we threaten the slightest, these Smurfs won't dare to resist. Now give him to me, and not in the mercy of a woman! Wu Ming snatched Papa Saudi over, and at this time he didn't know how to describe the IQ of Gargamel, a pig teammate.
You must know that although the Smurfs are a whole, the core character in this is Papa Smurf, who can be described as the leader of the Smurfs tribe.
In Wu Ming's opinion, as long as he catches Papa Smurf, it means that he catches the Smurf tribe. Ironically, Gargamel still doesn't understand that he's just an aggressor, not a savior.
Glaring at Gargamel viciously, Wu Ming returned to the topic and said, "Smurfs, now you can listen to me.
I don't like it when someone runs away, and if I run away alone, I'll tear off one of Papa Smurf's legs. Five of them ran away, and I wrenched his head. I don't know, though, how important Papa Smurf really is to you. But, believe me, you don't want to see that, so it's best not to force me to do that. ”
Wu Ming is like a villain, holding Papa Smurf tightly with one hand and pointing at the Smurfs with the other.
Many of the Smurfs slowly bowed their heads under such a threat, and a few even twitched in a low voice.
"Very well, it seems that none of you objected!"
Looking at the sobbing Smurfs, Wu Ming nodded slightly, and then whispered to Gargamel on the side: "My friend, go prepare the sack, now these Smurfs are yours." ”
"Oh, oh, okay!"
Gargamel, who was overwhelmed by joy, couldn't believe that happiness could come so suddenly.
After all, there are so many Smurfs who are motionless and let themselves catch them, which is a good thing that you can't dream of.
Gargamel, who is in a good mood, whistles in his mouth, like a farmer who harvests a good harvest, reaps the fruits of his own labor. On the other side, Wu Ming looked at the Smurfs one by one, who were pocketed by Gargamel, and couldn't help but smile three points.
In fact, using the enemy's relatives to threaten one's own enemy is a common routine in bloody novels.
In many bloody novels, there will be some relatives of the protagonist, who are caught by the villain to threaten the protagonist, and then beaten into a dog by the protagonist.
And here, to feel it from a different angle, Wu Ming also has to admit that this method is really effective, especially on the premise of not being beaten into a dog.
"One, two, three... Oh my God, there are 113 Smurfs, that's a big family! Grabbing the last Smurf in his hand, Gargamel dragged the bulging sack and smiled brighter than a flower.
And in Gargamel's hands, Sister Blue, who looked resentful and unconvinced, was beating Gargamel's hands hard.
The next moment, seeing Wu Ming's gaze, Sister Lan also raised her head, and said word by word: "Use Papa Smurf to threaten us, you are really a demon!" Listen, you'll never be saved, you disgusting scoundrel! ”
Listening to Sister Lan's curse and looking at Sister Lan's eyes with hatred, Wu Ming remained silent without saying a word.
Time passed slowly, and half a minute passed in the blink of an eye.
And just when Sister Lan thought that Wu Ming would not answer her curse, Wu Ming said: "Thank you, maybe I will learn to look up to heaven in hell." ”
With three points of ridicule and three points of seriousness, no one can see Wu Ming's true thoughts at the moment.
Gargamel's blue sister still wanted to say something, but unfortunately Gargamel lost his patience and never gave her this chance again.
Packing Sister Blue into the sack, Gargamel began his journey back with a cheerful step.
Along the way, Gargamel kept talking, saying that after refining the essence of happiness, he would do something that would surprise the wizarding world.
Of course, what the hell is the big deal, Gargamel doesn't say here. And Wu Ming is not optimistic about whether the big thing in Gargamel's mouth can succeed, after all, with the comic of strength, it is still a comic and cannot change anything.
"Wu Ming, my faithful friend, we have succeeded!"
Back in the hut, Gargamel put the Smurfs in an iron cage and let out an exclamation at Wu Ming.
Wu Ming nodded slightly, his fingers slid over the lock on the iron cage, and said, "Yes, Gargamel." Happy times are always short-lived, and now it's time for you to tell me if I have any magical talents. ”
"Of course, of course!"
Gargamel nodded repeatedly, and then, with an unspeakable expression, said, "My friend, you have a talent for magic, though it's not outstanding. But you'd better not be under any illusions, because you're too old, and unless you can find a legacy of magic, you'll have a limited amount of success in your life. The biggest possibility is to stop at street fashion. ”
"You mean, it's hard for me to become a mage unless I find a legacy?" Wu Ming was a little skeptical of this statement, because Gargamel was not authoritative enough, and his words could hardly be regarded as a golden rule.
Looking at Wu Ming's suspicious gaze, Gargamel waved his hand and made a calm gesture, shook his head and said, "It's not difficult to become a magician, it's your future path that is difficult." If you don't get the inheritance, even if you have my notes, your future achievements can only be to fall into the streets, showing the audience some magic of changing rabbits. Even if you are like this, you can also call yourself a magician! ”
Gargamel's words are not insignificant, and he even said the words of turning into a rabbit, obviously very optimistic about Wu Ming's future.
However, regarding Gargamel's statement, Wu Ming was noncommittal.
On the one hand, Gargamel could not have known that he had the ability to travel from world to world.
On the other hand, perhaps the inheritance of magic is rare or even unimaginable for others. But Wu Ming knows that many movies have magical inheritance, and some of them are very famous.
For example, in Harry Potter, Hogwarts is a place of magical legacy.
Or, in the first season of The Sorcerer, the Brooklyn School of Magic in New York is also a good place to go.
Even, even if it's just to give up, these famous mage academies.
In the magic side TV series similar to the British magician, there are still many wise men who are proficient in magic. And some wise men are still very welcoming to magician apprentices, and there are no restrictions on their education.
It can be said that Gargamel, who does not have these cognitions, has very inaccurate concerns about Wu Ming.
Of course, Wu Ming will not refute these things, sometimes misunderstandings are more convincing than facts.
"Don't worry, there are countless possibilities for the future!"
Wu Ming smiled slightly, and from Gargamel's hand, he took the reward for this reward, a diary that was not thick.
"Ding-dong...... Congratulations to the host, complete this bounty mission, please choose to return within three days. ”
The moment he took over the diary, the assistant elf of the bounty hunter system brought a task hint to Wu Ming.
Wu Ming stroked the diary with both hands, but he did not choose to return at the first time, but looked at Gargamel again.
"Gargamel, are we friends?"
"Of course, you've helped me so much, I can't think of a reason why we shouldn't be friends!"
Gargamel's answer was casual, but it landed on Wu Ming's ears, which made his smile even worse.
"Gargamel, my friend. Now that I'm about to go away, shouldn't you give me a little gift? ”
"Gifts?" Gargamel obviously hadn't thought about this, and for a moment he was a little at a loss.
Wu Ming smiled, pointed to the cage on the side, and whispered: "How about giving me two Smurfs, you have more than a hundred, it's no problem to send me two, right?" ”
"This, this..."
At the mention of the Smurfs, Gargamel immediately turned into a miser, with a look of reluctance.
For Gargamel, the Smurfs are the source of his strength, the treasure of his dreams. Even if two Smurfs are nothing to Gargamel, who owns the entire Smurf tribe, it's still a heart-wrenching choice.
"Just two!"
After a few minutes of silence, Gargamel raised his head with difficulty and bit down heavily on the two words.
Wu Ming nodded simply after hearing this, and while secretly blaming himself in his heart for not being greedy for a few, he spoke: "Only two are needed, and you still have the entire tribe." ”
"Okay, okay."
Gargamel reluctantly put his hand on the cage and wandered for a while, and finally picked two of the many Smurfs that didn't look so good.
Two Smurfs, one is the blue sister who cursed Wu Ming, and the other is stupid who is not successful enough and makes trouble first.
Handing the cage containing Sister Blue and the clumsy to Wu Ming's double middle, Gargamel withdrew his gaze with difficulty.
"Seriously, I regret now that I took you as a friend. I don't know, what kind of friend can be worth two Smurfs! ”
Gargamel's tone of voice was staccato and there was an emotion called pain that could not be concealed.
Wu Ming looked at Gargamel's appearance and shook his head with a dumb smile.
Eventually, he sighed softly and said seriously, "Goodbye, my miser friend, Gargamel..."
"Goodbye, my faithful friend, Wu Ming......"