No wonder my daughter-in-law is angry, think about it from another perspective, if you stuff a man's head photo in your pants while sleeping, I won't believe it if you say that you are not bent, not to mention the appearance of Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, it is really TMD.

During the day, when I was in the unit, I tried to remember what happened last night, but no matter how I thought about it, it felt like a dream, a very real dream. Now that I think about it, the spirit ghost surrounding the dog man and woman, the terrifying sight of impermanence and soul seduction of the man, it all feels fake, not so terrifying. I don't think I'll even be scared if I meet him now.

However, the half of the New Year's painting of the door god in my pants in the morning is really inexplicable. Well, even if I'm sleepwalking, but I live in a building, and the residents around me don't have any door-to-door gods. There are bungalows quite far from my house, but if I can go that far and come back from sleepwalking, it will be even more terrible than what happened to me.

When it's okay, I told my real and illusory experience last night on QQ and my best friend house (nickname), and the house said that I was stupid, and I usually saw too many things that were not serious, and naturally I wouldn't dream of anything good. I said that when I went to school, we watched AV and banned films less, why didn't you do this dream when I was doing it? The man said, because his thoughts were pure, and those things dissipated like clouds when they had seen them; And my mind is dirty, and those things have entered my heart like carvings when I have seen them.

I watched him reply to me, and faintly replied to him on QQ with a "stupid comparison", so I quit QQ and turned off the computer.

The more I thought about it, the more noisy it became, so I simply didn't think about these things, and just picked up a book of specifications and read it. I didn't expect that I usually want to sleep at a glance, but today I read it with relish, and it's perverted enough to think about it.

It is estimated that I also stayed up late and was tired during this time, and in the next few days, I slept soundly, I didn't even have a dream, and I was dizzy when I got up in the morning.

It is said that it is unlucky to see a ghost, and sure enough, it really happened to rain overnight. Under normal circumstances, it takes a week to stay up all night, but I have stayed up so many nights before that I feel that I can't recover for a month. But at this time, the leader of the unit took over a big job, because my performance in the unit was not bad before, and the leader made me the project leader in order to promote me.

What is this doing, I haven't looked at my awake daughter-in-law for more than two months. I go out before seven o'clock in the morning, and I arrive home at eleven o'clock at the earliest, and my daughter-in-law has already gone to sleep. Normally, I have to get home after 1 o'clock in the middle of the night.

If you want to say tired, this is really tired, and the body that has not eased up from trembling feels even weaker. But there is no way, the burden of the leader is also for my good, for the future and money, I also fight.

However, people, especially Chinese, are hard-working animals, and the burden of a long time is on your body, and slowly you will get used to it, and you are not comfortable without pressing you, and I wonder when I inherited this inferior root nature.

That being said, the body doesn't lie to you. It's like singing allegro next to a dead man, no matter how cheerful you sing, the dead man can't get up; Unless this dead man is faked and annoyed by singing, he may even get up and beat you up.

It was another midnight night, and at two o'clock in the morning, I went up to the terrace of the building where my unit was located and scattered a cigarette. Looking at my watch, I felt like it was time to go home, and if I didn't go home again, I would be unable to hold on tomorrow.

The design of the building is a verbal shape, with a terrace located in the upper middle of the building. I walked out of the terrace into the building, came to the elevator, and pressed the down button. Three of the four elevators did not move, and the other went up, but when I got to the floor where I was, I did not stop, but went up directly, it is estimated that there are still people working overtime, and now I want to go downstairs, and I pressed the downstairs button of the elevator upstairs.

When I looked, I stopped at the third to last floor of the top floor of the building, which is a high-level floor. You must know that under normal circumstances, leaders are forward-looking, so the number of levels where leaders are located is basically ranked from top to bottom according to their rank. I suddenly felt that it was all over the place, and there were still leaders working overtime, and I was dragging the people back.

The elevator went down, and in order to make sure that the elevator could stand on my floor, I clicked the two buttons for going up and down the stairs. I've been working overtime for so long, and my already uneven heart rate has already opened a few octaves. Every day when I have to go home, my heart is a little "heartbeat", watching the elevator come down my heart is a little trembling, a little shivering, and there is a feeling of coolness coming out of the pores.

Although my consciousness is still awake, my body has long since died. I've been in the industry for so long, and I've only seen a burned-out computer, but I've never seen a person who died of exhaustion. The will of man must be stronger than that of the machine, otherwise how can man be the king.

When the elevator came to a stop on my floor and was about to open the door, I couldn't help but yawn with a strong sense of fatigue.

When people yawn, especially when yawning, when the mouth is wide open, the upward moving face will generally squeeze the eyes closed, and the eyes will open with the action of closing the mouth in the process of closing. And when the yawning mouth is wide open, the base of the tongue is also pushed outward, and this action is the same as the action when vomiting, and even more intense. That is to say, when a person's yawning mouth is opened to the maximum, if you slap his throat or give him a disgusting stimulus, then the person will definitely vomit.

Coincidentally, when my mouth opened the widest, the elevator door opened, and the moment the door opened, the scene in the elevator made me sick to my stomach, and then made me vomit "uh" and almost vomit.

In the elevator stood one of the most powerful women in our building, why do you say that? Because although she can't talk about the beauty of the country, she is also absolutely beautiful and moving. The height of about 1.68 meters, the measurements of 98-58-89, and the weight of less than 100 pounds are the model of the devil's figure. What's even more enviable is that she also has a beautiful face with a healing system, which is definitely the lover of every man's dream. I'm not much of a womanizer, but I can't stand the fact that I always hear from the men I know in the building. As long as she walks down the street, the return rate is absolutely 100 percent.

It is said that this woman is the secretary of a certain leader, and she is very capable, and that leader seems to have the best style in this building. I really don't know what he thinks, if he puts such a bomb next to him, he is not afraid that it will explode one day.

Today, this woman is still wearing stiletto heels that show off her figure more than usual, a one-piece miniskirt, as long as the skirt is three or two centimeters shorter, you can definitely see her inside. I don't know how her scale can be grasped so well, it's itchy to watch, but it just doesn't show it at all. Today she is not wearing light black stockings as usual, but her original skin looks better than the decoration of the stockings, the skin is firm and delicate, and the pores are not visible.

Of course, this can't be what I watched on someone's lap. I made this judgment because her thighs looked brighter than in stockings in the dim light of the elevator. Her face was white and red, as if it had been powdered, but it looked more natural, and her bright eyes were clear and misty, what a charming sight it was (hiss...... I twitched in my head).

Late at night, you can meet such a stunner in the elevator, if you drink high, you basically can't hold it.

What a happy thing it would have been if I had been able to see such eye-catching things in the elevator in my tired state. However, the moment the elevator door opened, I saw two things that I was familiar with. Because these two things are the things that make me really sick in my "dream", on the kang of a pair of men and women with broken shoes at the junction of urban and rural areas. Because after our group rushed into the house, the contrast between the fragrant images and the disgusting fucking stuff was hard to forget.

At this moment, a little ghost was squatting on the ground, and his big tongue was hooking under the woman's skirt to eat. What I never expected was that another imp was lying on the woman's back, and the big tongue was sticking straight into the woman's mouth. From what I knew about the spirit-eating ghosts, I had already guessed what might have happened just now. The woman, on the other hand, did not seem to feel the slightest obscenity of these two things under her, but was startled by the sound of my vomiting.

It is estimated that a woman like her, in any man, should be squinting and trying to please, and I am definitely the first one to vomit when I see her.

The woman was afraid that she thought I was really going to spit it out, so frightened that her legs split and jumped back, which suddenly made the little imp who was squatting on the ground flash his tongue. I saw that the little ghost turned his head and looked at me with his big black eyes, and his pale face looked resentful. And the little ghost on the woman's back was full of lewdness, and the woman's jump did not throw it off, it just grabbed it tighter, and the big tongue continued to hook in the woman's mouth.

The woman yelled at me, "Are you insane? ”

Hehe.

The phrase "you're insane" is definitely a woman's fertilization, ah no, it's the most common thing to say when you're frightened. I'm going to watch all kinds of TV series and all kinds of novels, I'm going to be annoyed to death, and I've long since become wooden, as if I hadn't heard it. Fortunately, when I scared my daughter-in-law, she didn't say this, but pointed in the direction of eternity and said to me lightly, get out.

Today, I listened to the woman's "You are neurotic", because I was frightened by the spirit ghost just now, and I didn't ease up for a while, I actually answered and answered, "Hmm".

The woman said in disgust, "Sick." Then he put his arms in his arms and his feet together, leaned against the corner of the elevator, turned his head to look at the wall of the elevator and ignored me. It didn't matter if she turned her head, and flashed the tongue of the imp lying on her back. I didn't expect the imp to give me a resentful look, and then stick his tongue out from the side of the woman's face near the wall.

I scolded in my heart, this has something to do with me, two glared at me, one scolded me, who did I provoke.

But I'm resentful, I'm really hairy. The elevator doors closed, and I hid in the other corner of the elevator, and the elevator went down, swallowing unconsciously for fear of me.

I pretended to be looking ahead, and then tried to squint at the woman and the two imps underneath me. The wall panel of the elevator is mirrored, and there is no shadow of the two ghosts in it, which makes me feel cold, but the woman is very calm.

Anyway, when I first saw the spirit ghost, I just knew that there was such a thing, and you should have heard the name of the person who always heard the Jizo Sutra. However, after all, I have never seen the image of this thing before, and the so-called immortals who can psychic do not have a painter who can draw what they see to open their eyes. I never thought that there would be such filthy things in the group of people who could go to the Buddha Shakyamuni to listen to his mother's **.

But then again, this is other people's food, and it may be more disgusting for people to watch us eat than they feel like eating poop.

That day, when I saw four spirit-eating ghosts in my "dream", after all, there was a group of very calm "brothers" behind me. Don't care what they are, anyway, at that time, it was the only one, and the horse was the first to look forward. But now, there are just the two of us in the elevator, and those two things are particularly terrifying, and when we hook up, we still make the sound of swallowing in a dumb voice, and I don't know if the woman can hear it.

At that time, I was afraid of peeking at the two little ghosts, and I ignored that the entire elevator wall, including the elevator door, was mirrored. The woman seemed to see me looking up and down "her breasts and thighs" from the front, and heard me swallowing, and pulled my skirt down with great frustration, stomped her feet, and pretended to cough twice.

When I looked at it, I realized that I had peeked, and I quickly looked ahead again. However, from the mirror of the front elevator door, I really couldn't see the figures of the two little ghosts, and I was really anxious, a kind of frustration that the enemy was in the dark and I was in the light.

Just when I was about to turn sideways to look at the two spirits beside the woman again, the elevator had already reached the downstairs, and the elevator door opened with a "ding" sound, and the woman ran out of the elevator with quick steps as if she had fled, and looked back from time to time to see if I had followed.

I thought to myself, fuck you, you look down on Lao Tzu too much, don't you think I'm so obscene? Also tail line, play too much yellow games for you. So I sneered disdainfully, gave her a disdainful look, and turned my head in a dashing way. I had a tendency to look down in this movement, and my gaze flicked to the lower part of mine, just right on the big eyes of the two Essence Qi Ghosts and the four black holes standing beside me.

The two things were now staring at me with vicious eyes, scratching my clothes with both hands and feet, and crawling up, stretching out their big, sharp and long tongues, and their mouths were full of fangs like piranha's mouths, and the two big tongues were about to lick my face. This is to get revenge on me for disturbing the rhythm of their good things just now.

I was so scared that my little stomach cramped, and I jumped up with a scream of "oops".

Luckily, my legs weren't weak, so I frantically rushed out of the elevator and sprinted towards the side door of the building, which opened at night.

At this time, the woman had just gone out of the side door, and there was a short man in military uniform standing at the door, who looked to be 1.7 meters, which was a big gap with me, a big man of 1.75 meters. The woman heard me screaming from behind her, and rushed towards her, shouting at the man in military uniform, "Husband, pervert!" ”

Of course, I guessed what she said, because in that state at that time, I felt like my head and my body were going to explode, and I was running desperately towards the door, and I couldn't hear any sound at all. And the woman must have said something to the man in military uniform outside the door, and then the man dragged the woman behind him, and the moment I rushed out the door, an uppercut hit hit me in the chin.

He was supposed to be a strong man, because I felt my feet were off the ground. Then, I fell heavily on the hard paved ground at the entrance of the unit, unconscious......