Chapter 22 It's the old lady and me
"What!"
Hearing my words, Qian Yuxin's faces changed drastically, and they looked at me in disbelief. Qian Yuxin was the most angry, she aimed a gun at my head and roared: "Don't scare me! I'm not scared! Say! What the hell did you do? ”
The contradiction between the first half of the sentence and the second half of the sentence is too great...... She was visibly scared.
I shrugged my shoulders and smiled and said, "Honestly. I've poisoned you. If I don't give me the antidote, you're going to die. ”
"Gu poison? Isn't that something used by the Miao people, why would you be a Taoist priest? Qian Yuxin thought for a while, and she hurriedly said, "Don't believe him, see that his accent is a bit similar to that of an island person." It must be from Zhejiang! ”
"That's right! Zhejiang people speak with an accent that is most like an island country, this is not the accent of Yunnan people! Bah! Despicable Zhejiang liars! A woman hurriedly said.
I was stunned for a moment, how could these women still be involved in regional discrimination, I never expected that my accent could be discriminated against by these chicks in my hometown, but I still pretended to be calm and said: "To tell you the truth, the Gu poison I gave you is called Jiang Ying, which is a Gu poison developed by myself, for example...... You! ”
I pointed at the woman on Qian Yuxin's left, and said with a sneer: "Your physique is relatively weak. After Jiang Ying's seizure, he will make your lower abdomen feel cold first, and I can also speed up, if you don't believe me, I will snap my fingers now, and Gu Poison Jiang Ying will immediately make you cold to death. "Brother Wai Bird.
As soon as the words fell, I immediately snapped my fingers, and the woman screamed in shock, she retreated in fear, and there was even a cry in her voice: "It's really cold...... Really good ice ......"
I pointed to the woman on Qian Yuxin's right again, and sneered: "You are also relatively weak, and you also have a cold lower abdomen. As long as I whistle, I can intensify your Gu Poison Jiang Ying. You will also feel cold in your lower abdomen. ”
I immediately whistled, and she screamed in fright. Then he covered his lower abdomen with his hands and shivered. It is estimated that Jiang Ying has already touched her lower abdomen.
Qian Yuxin's face became extremely ugly, very pale, she gritted her teeth and said, "Then am I ...... too?"
I smiled and said, "Am I going to let you go?" Would you like to give it a try? ”
"No need...... Qian Yuxin took a deep breath, she slowly put down the gun, "There are many Yuanmen Daoists in Gentle Township, and we can completely let them solve the Gu when the time comes." ”
I smiled and said, "Of course you can, after all, there are really a lot of powerful Taoist priests in Yuanmen." But you have to think about one thing clearly, that is, when exactly will your Gu poison attack. Let me tell you, the first is that when I am injured and bleeding, at that time my yang energy will be missing, and I, as the master, the Gu poison will immediately feel that something is wrong, and then the three of you will all be cold, and even the internal organs will freeze. Tell yourselves, if the internal organs freeze, will people die? ”
Qian Yuxin was so angry that she stomped her foot and scolded angrily: "What's more! ”
"And when I die, I don't need to explain this, right? Of course, there will be no yang energy after death. I laughed.
These ladies were all scared by me, although they are rich, they don't know anything about Taoism and Gu poison. Actually, how do I know if there is a Gu technique, and even if there is, it is not something I can learn.
Seeing that their faces were pale, I knew that there was still room for negotiation in the matter, so I softened my tone and said, "Qian Yuxin, we don't need to make a fuss like this. To be honest, it was because you shot me that I would do that kind of thing to you in the first place, I don't have any background, I just want to live well and give my parents a good old age in the future. I really only want 500 yuan crystals this time, and I can pay you another 4,005, and I also swear to Taishang Laojun that today we will each take a step back, and when I enter Gentle Township, I will definitely delete all your photos. ”
She looked at me deadly, as if she was considering. At this time, her friend cried quietly: "Yuxin, I don't want to die yet......"
"I don't want to die either!" Another friend hurriedly said.
At this time, Qian Yuxin was already in a dilemma, and she finally sighed and said: "Five thousand yuan crystals, as your hush money, you can never tell this matter." If you win this time, remember your promise and don't mess with me again. ”
A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, and I said with a smile: "After you go back, take a hot bath for more than ten minutes to remove the Gu poison." After all, this is a kind of cold qi Gu poison, as long as the heat enters the body. ”
"Grass."
Qian Yuxin scolded unhappily, and took someone to get in the car and left. Naturally, I didn't dare to stay for a long time, so I quickly fled back to Iron and Steel Mountain, and people were still scolding at the entrance of Chen Xiaomei's cave, but I went back to the cave, took Yuanjing out of my pocket, and buried it all in the ground.
"Did it work?"
Jiang Mei's voice suddenly came from behind me, I turned around and said with a smile, "It's successful." ”
She sat at the entrance of the cave and said with some sighs: "Brother Cheng, I'm very happy to know you these days, and after you leave, if we can get out alive...... Get together again. ”
I smiled and said, "Don't think too much, sleep, when I enter the gentle country, I will buy you as my slaves, and as soon as your sentence is over, I will immediately set you free." ”
Jiang Mei was stunned for a moment, and then whispered, "That...... Is the money enough? ”
"Of course it's enough, it's enough ......."
I lay on the ground, said a leisurely word, then closed my eyes and fell asleep.
When I got up the next day, I saw that people were still scolding at the entrance of Chen Xiaomei's cave, these guys were probably because they were usually afraid of Chen Xiaomei, and their resentment towards this woman was not blazing. Anyway, Chen Xiaomei's general trend has gone, and her brothers and sisters obviously can't keep her, so people must scold her well.
And Chen Xiaomei is also spicy enough, she scolded back at the entrance of the cave, scolded other people's ancestors for eighteen generations, and the more she scolded, the more happy she became, I felt a little happy when I looked at it.
At ten o'clock, the staff finally came, and people hurriedly blocked the entrance of Chen Xiaomei's cave to prevent her from going to Wu Chong to get Yuanjing. Everyone here has already decided that Chen Xiaomei must have made up enough Yuanjing to go to Gentle Township.
I yawned and walked slowly towards the staff, who looked at the scene curiously and asked me what was going on, and I smiled happily: "It's a group of people who want to kill Chen Xiaomei, saying that if Chen Xiaomei dares to get out of this hole, they will do it immediately." ”
"So it's a mess here...... the staff snorted and then said to me, "You have to be careful, after all, you have an unstable foundation, but you get up too fast, and they should be targeting you." Is it still the same today? ”
"Huh? No. ”
I took a handful of it from my pocket and took out a bunch of red yuanjing, and Jiang Jun and the others around me were dumbfounded, I smiled and smiled at the staff: "I don't want to eat those junk food today, give me a ticket to Gentle Township, and you calculate how much these guys are worth, I bought them all." ”
The staff was stunned, he looked at the Hong Yuanjing in my hand stupidly, and Jiang Jun and the others were also so excited that they couldn't finish speaking. I patted Chen Yuan on the shoulder, smiled and said to the people, "I've been with me for a few days, thank you for your help." When the time comes, the sentence will be earlier than mine, and when the time comes, just leave by yourself, and the sentence will be later than me, haha...... Lao Tzu will help you, and I will be released from prison when the time comes! ”
"Cheng ...... Brother Cheng......"
"Long live Brother Cheng!"
"I'm grass! I'm not dreaming! ”
People were stupidly slapping themselves in the face, and I pointed to the people who were still scolding the street, and smiled at the staff: "Let those guys be quiet, the slave master is starting to choose slaves." ”
Only then did the staff react, and he hurriedly said, "Huh? Good! ”
He rushed to the side of the group of people and told them to quickly calm down, saying that Jiang Cheng was going to start picking slaves. Everyone was dumbfounded, they looked at me in disbelief, their faces full of shock.
I slowly walked up to Chen Xiaomei, who was also looking at me stupidly at this time, with a hint of expectation in her eyes.
I touched her head and laughed, "How long is the sentence?" ”
"Three...... Three years. ”
"Then make me a slave, let you go out early, and help me pack this ridiculously expensive slave." I smiled at the staff next to me.
The staff said that he would go through the formalities now, Chen Xiaomei's eyes were red at this time, and she kept rubbing her tears, I squatted in front of her, and said with a smile: "Who said that if I can do it, kneel in front of me and help me blow a pipe?" ”
She wiped her tears with her arm, and suddenly burst into laughter: "It's the old lady and me!" It's okay to regret it, you haven't taken a shower for so many days, it's dirty, why don't you take a shower and ask for it? ”
I laughed, then stood up, slapped the big man who had quarreled with me yesterday in the face, and said with a smile: "Look at your paralysis! ”