With a sad face, he carefully put the knife in the back seat, and as soon as he turned his face, he saw that there were two more that had been packed up and divided into more than a dozen pieces, respectively, in bags of tiger meat and dog meat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Your damn broken knife is also a magic weapon anyway, why can't it be as big and small as other people's magic weapons? With such a big block, it's a question of where to put it! ”

After muttering a sentence, he simply threw the knife on the meat block: "The flesh and bones of this beast in the primordial plane are surprisingly hard, and it is extremely difficult to deal with, not to mention the need to return the knife, next time I will simply use this bullshit magic weapon to try it!" ”

Secretly smug, he turned his head, looked at some random messy things on the passenger seat, and immediately rubbed his teeth: "Listen to that bullshit Heavenly Sword Sect Master is about to praise these things, I don't know if it's really that good!" ”

As he spoke, he reached out and picked up the booklet that was as thin as a primary school student's homework book, looked at the three characters on the cover, which he couldn't understand at all, and after turning two more pages, he couldn't help but roll his eyes: "It's not what I expected!" I don't know a word other than being able to communicate in words! ”

"Do you have a text translation?"

As soon as he said this, the voice that sounded very awkward and had a hint of mechanical feeling immediately sounded.

I took out my phone and looked at it, a line of clearly visible block letters kept scrolling, and the two options of "yes" and "no" below also appeared again.

With the experience of previous language translation, Su Jin was of course not polite, and decisively chose the former.

"Reminder, if the text translation exceeds the permission, an additional 5,000 points will be deducted! Do you want to continue? ”

The moment he made his choice, the text on the phone screen suddenly changed, and looking at the new prompt message, he instantly had the urge to smash the phone and fix it again.

"This app is too cheating, and the points I worked so hard to earn were deducted in a blink of an eye! Made, deduct it, anyway, all the data will be reset after the update, and it's a waste to keep it! ”

After gritting his teeth and muttering, he squeezed out a word from between his teeth with a twisted face: "Yes!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Su Jin felt a sudden flower in front of him, and when his eyes fell on the booklet in his hand again, the three big characters of Lian Qi Decisive suddenly came into view.

"Ouch my, this technology is awesome!"

Surprised, I hurriedly flipped through a few pages, and found that I really knew the words on it as if I were looking at Chinese characters, and immediately grinned happily: "Amazing, you can get everything for some points, I don't know if I can use this thing to exchange for English or other foreign languages in the future!" ”

As soon as he thought of this, Su Jin couldn't help but hehe Zhile.

If your idea is really true, then it will be refreshing! When others are still desperately memorizing words and grammar, you can go from an English idiot to a cow with an authentic London accent by spending a few points casually.

When others are still marveling at who can speak a few foreign languages and praise them as geniuses, how talented is it to be able to speak all the languages known to mankind with their mouths open? How awesome is that?

Just as he was thinking about it, as his eyes glanced at the Qi Training, his thoughts were instantly pulled back.

"At the beginning of heaven and earth, all things have spirits, qi is divided into yin and yang, and the five elements are legalized!"

After reading the first line, he couldn't help but muttered to himself: "What kind of qi training is this, it will never be fake, right?" Looking at this first paragraph, how does it feel like it was downloaded from the Internet? This Xuan Immortal plane also has the profession of an Internet writer, right? ”

At first glance, Su Jin immediately reminded Su Jin of the various fantasy fairy novels he had read before, it seemed that as soon as the protagonist got the peerless cheats or some other treasure book, martial arts or something, the first sentence was basically this kind of mystery and mystery, which made sense at first glance, but in fact, it might mean something, or even bullshit!

"It's fake, it's fake, it's hard to get it, it doesn't matter what kind of thing he is, I'll read it first."

After pondering for a while, he didn't come up with one, two, three, so he simply stared at it and continued to look at it.

Su Jin, who finally finished reading all this thing after dozens of minutes, couldn't help but smack his lips again: "This first sentence seems to be a lie, but after reading everything, I feel that what I said makes some sense!" ”

After flipping through the book and reading it a few more times, and finding that the more he read, the more it made sense, he simply closed his eyes and directly entered the state of cultivation that was mentioned in the book.

"Poof!"

After cultivating hard for half an hour, and seeing that he didn't feel anything except holding back a fart, he immediately threw the book to the side: "Your uncle, it's really a lie!" ”

Before he finished speaking, when he turned his head to see the small porcelain vase on the seat, he immediately laughed again: "Yes, I'm just a pig's brain!" There is no need for a panacea! ”

"Didn't the master of the sect say that this thing is the first holy medicine under the foundation, and if you eat it, it can not only make mortals sense the existence of aura, but also allow monks to directly break through the barriers? In this case, I should be able to sense it after I eat one! ”

As he spoke, he reached out and took the porcelain bottle into his hand, pulled out the stopper, and poured the mouth of the bottle down into the palm of his hand a few times, and suddenly the four thumb caps, the emerald green pills rolled into the palm of his hand.

pinched one and took it to his eyes to look at it again and again, he was a little worried: "The color of this thing looks good, but I don't know if there are any toxic side effects after eating it!" ”

After hesitating for a long time, he decided to try one.

After taking a few deep breaths, he first poured the other three back into the porcelain bottle and put them away, and then found a half-drunk bottle of mineral water from the car.

"Wealth is in danger, what if you really feel the aura after eating it, and accidentally cultivate into an immortal!"

After cheering himself up for a while and comforting him by the way, he poured a large mouthful of water into it, and then seemed to dare not seem to close his eyes directly, threw the pill into his mouth and swallowed it vigorously in his stomach.

"Gross!"

What he didn't expect was that the water was swallowed, but because the pill was too big, it was spit out as soon as it was swallowed in his throat.

Forcibly endured the pill that came to his mouth and didn't spit it out, wiped a handful of tears that were choked out, he was ruthless, and directly chewed the pill.

"Whoa, whoa!"

The moment he bit the pill open, a sweet taste filled his mouth in an instant, seeing this scene, Su Jin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he chewed a few more bites, and after completely biting the pill and swallowing it, he felt a cool feeling down his throat and straight to his abdomen, and his face was about to burst into laughter.

"Originally, I thought that this condensation would be very bitter, or very astringent, but I didn't expect the taste to be really good, not only sweet, but also a cool feeling, it feels better than Green Arrow!"

Smacking his lips, he was considering whether to try another one, when he suddenly experienced a sensation that he had never felt before as a sudden stream of warm air slowly traveled from his stomach to his body.