Among the pieces of news about Baron Nash, there was one item that particularly caught Han Xiao's attention.

Swift Scout: Baron Nash was so terrifying that in the blink of an eye, four of his teammates were killed by it, and I was so scared that I quickly dialed 110!

Han Xiao looked at the message of the swift scout Timo very speechlessly, dialing 110? You're Valoran Continent there, what kind of 110 are there?

Even if there is a 110, what do you use to dial this number?

Take 10,000 steps back, even if you really have a mobile phone, and you can get through by dialing 110, the question is, how do you tell the police?

Could it be that Baron Nash killed all four of your teammates?

And the location of the crime is in the Summoner's Canyon, near the big dragon?

What international jokes?

It's strange that the police officer who answers the phone will believe you!

Even if he believes it, do you think his leaders and colleagues are stupid? So easy to fool?

……

……

Just refreshed it.

A new message appeared in the circle of friends.

Wuji Sword Master: It's really strange, why is there always a monkey following me all day these days, opening his mouth and closing his mouth to call me master, who is his master, how can I be a monkey's master? That's an exaggeration, isn't it?

Monkey?

Where's the monkey?

When Han Xiao saw the news of the Sword Saint, he was a little confused, but then he understood, it turned out that the monkey in the Sword Saint's mouth was the Monkey King! I said Sword Saint, he is the famous Sun Dasheng, the majestic feat of havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago has long been known to the world, okay?

If you call someone Sun Dasheng Monkey, will he be happy? No, if you are flattened by a golden rod, it will be the greatest gift to you!

But then again, why doesn't the Great Sage call other people Master, but just call you Master?

As soon as I had this question, there was another message in the circle of friends, this time it was sent by the main owner of this incident, Monkey King!

Monkey King: I was enjoying the blessings of the Buddha world, but I didn't expect to suddenly come to such a ghost place as the Valoran Continent, I am not familiar with the place, and my grandson is very lonely, I finally ran into the master and wanted to chat, but I didn't expect the master to look like he was deliberately trying to avoid me! You are a golden hoop stick, Master can't be stupid in chanting scriptures, why can't he even recognize his most well-behaved disciple?

Interestingly, under this message of Monkey King, there is also a narration that belongs to him: Master, do you think that if you wear a green hat, you think that my grandson can't recognize you? To put it mildly, you just turn to ashes, and my grandson knows you! And you don't understand how you think you are so well disguised, how to show your stuffing! Actually, when I was in front of the great inventor's laboratory, I was sure that you were my master, "The villain lives on the edge of Io's village, and his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless...... "Isn't this what you looked like when you first chanted the scriptures?" You can deceive other people, do you still want to deceive my grandson? You are my master, don't pretend!

Juggernaut, I'm sorry!

After Han Xiao read the message and narration sent by Monkey King, he felt a strong sense of guilt for the Infinite Sword Saint in his heart!

At the beginning, he did it in order to let the Sword Saint meet the Great Inventor smoothly in the midst of many dangers and obstacles, but he didn't expect that the Great Sage would actually be convinced of the idea that the Sword Saint was his master Tang Seng because of this!

If I had known that this was the case, I wouldn't have taught the Sword Master to say this classic RAP in the movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"!

You should directly hand over the hoop spell to the Sword Saint, so that the Great Sage will not have any doubts that the Sword Saint is Tang Seng!

Don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng!

……

The news is still refreshing.

As soon as Han Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the Wuji Sword Saint complaining again, this time his tone was even more serious, it seemed that Sun Dasheng followed him all day long, followed him when he ate and slept, and followed him even when he went to the Summoner's Canyon to participate in the competition.

In the end, he even exclaimed, "Who's going to help me get rid of this nasty monkey?" ”

After seeing this shocking text, Han Xiao couldn't bear the tragic encounter of the Infinite Sword Saint! Thinking about the trouble now to the point where Sun Dasheng follows the Sword Saint regardless of the occasion and time, it is all caused by his Han Xiao!

If he didn't help the Sword Master, he really couldn't help it!

So, his head turned slightly, and he thought about it, so he sent a message to the Wuji Sword Saint: "Sword Saint, don't panic, the monkey is by your side, you can find something he is interested in to divert his attention!" Then he won't have the time to pester you anymore! ”

In fact, he had used a similar method before, that is, he used mahjong to solve Galen's major problem - his sister Lux always didn't come home from school to be with Ezreal! It's all the same divergence, but this time it's no longer mahjong, and it's no longer Lux!

However, since this method has solved Galen's problem, it is obvious that this time it will be able to solve the trouble encountered by the Juggernaut!

"Fist senior, you're here!" On the other side, the Sword Saint was ecstatic in his heart, he didn't expect that he just complained, and he would alarm the great god of the fist senior!

But it's okay, with the fist seniors here, what else can't be solved? At the beginning, his eyes were poisoned and his eyesight was constantly losing, and everyone advised him to find a good doctor, but the senior of Riot told him to go to the great inventor Heimerdinger! As it turned out, Riot seniors had a unique vision!

It's just that he really doesn't know much about what the Riot seniors said about the monkeys that are interested in them, so he asked: "The juniors don't know what the monkeys like, so please ask the Riot seniors to give some advice!" ”

Monkey preferences?

After Han Xiao saw this news, he also felt a little embarrassed, saying that he hadn't studied much in this regard!

Could it be that this kind of problem is also Baidu? But forget it, what Baidu monkeys like to eat, most of the search results must be bananas!

The Great Sage is not an ordinary monkey, he has eaten countless melons and fruits, how can a banana enter his eyes?

And even if it is a peach, an elixir, and so on, which are treasures that only exist in the heavenly court, he Sun Dasheng has long been tired of eating them, okay!

So what to do?

Han Xiao thought about it, and finally his eyes moved!

Pregnant!

The best treasure in the world! You must have never eaten this delicious Great Sage!

Dare to ask what is the treasure of the world?

I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it!

It's just -- spicy strips!

[PS: The third update is still the old rule, look at it after 30 in the morning! ] If you really can't help but read it first, after the trouble is a little bit, you can refresh the chapter! Otherwise, you won't be able to show up the rest of the content! 】