Chapter 147: Mr. Phantom
Entering the movie plane again, Lu Chun appeared on the roof of a mansion, below, a group of people gathered in the courtyard, and a Dharma platform was placed in the middle of the courtyard. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"He who moves people to the table is the work of the wicked; Those who move people out of bed are the work of evil spirits. Fear the wicked, evil spirits...... With me here, you don't have to be afraid. ”
Below, the Taoist priest has begun to talk about it, but the outsider did not buy it, and bluntly said that he was already the tenth Taoist priest to say this to him......
The mustachioed Taoist priest said: "Of the ten Taoist priests, nine can only speak, and I am the tenth ......."
At this time, the staff took out a stack of silver tickets, and he had already invited nine Taoist priests, of course he knew the rules, and if he didn't take out the benefits first, they wouldn't work......
The mustachioed Taoist priest's eyes lit up when he saw the silver ticket, and he said, "The cinnabar on the silver ticket is so beautiful......
Just his greedy appearance made Lu Chun shake his head......
This money-hungry mustache Lu Chun knows - Lu Yaohan, who is also an old drama bone that can often be seen in Hong Kong film and television dramas, a comedian that Lu Chun likes very much, after observing for a while, this Lu Chun also remembered - "Mr. Phantom" can also be said to be the third part of "Mr. Zombie", although Uncle Ying is also one of the leading actors, but because the plot is not too exciting, Lu Chun can't remember it clearly, but vaguely remembers that it was about this mustachioed Taoist with two ghosts to swagger and deceive, The story of the horse thief leader who met the ninth uncle and learned the magic spell......
Below, the mustachioed Taoist priest just got a small red envelope, opened it and saw that there was only one ocean, sighing and starting work......
I saw him take off his coat and turn it over and put it on again, and it turned into a yellow Taoist robe embroidered with gossip pictures on his back, Lu Chun sat on the roof and touched his chin, this is a bit interesting, and he is going to give himself such a piece when he turns around, since he has decided to major in Taoism, of course he has to become a Taoist priest.
After the mustachioed Taoist priest put on a performance, he accepted the big ghost and let the little ghost come out to scam people and cheat money......
Outside the staff, he was forced by the little ghost to have no way to escape, and shouted for help.
The mustache turned around and shouted while turning the Tai Chi fan to play with the big ghost: "Stick the silver ticket on his face." ”
The staff didn't understand why he let him put a grimace on the silver ticket at this time, and the mustache reminded him that there was cinnabar on the silver ticket. The staff was already frightened, and it didn't matter if it was true or not, he picked up a silver ticket and stuck it on the head of the little ghost, and the little ghost really didn't move.
The mustache asked, "How many taels are you pasted?" ”
The staff said painfully: "Fifty taels, ......"
The mustache said proudly: "Fifty taels is not enough, he will still move." ”
Sure enough, the little ghost received the hint, uncovered the silver ticket on his face, and let out a ghost scream again, making it look like he was about to pounce at any time......
The staff was about to pee, and then he heard the mustache remind him to paste five hundred taels, and he didn't dare to hesitate, so he hurriedly pasted a silver ticket of five hundred taels.
Only then was the mustache satisfied, he stopped acting, and included the big ghost and the little ghost in the gossip umbrella, of course, the silver ticket was also collected by him......
"Alright, alright...... The umbrella is also put away, and the sun is rising, so that you will not be removed from bed by the ghosts. ”
There were still some doubts outside the staff: "Really? ”
The mustache said, "Don't worry, I'm sure you're okay." ”
In this case, the staff asked the family to go into the house to clean up their things, but soon thought of something wrong: "No, what we saw is a female ghost......
The mustache was also stunned, how did he know that he was a female ghost before, otherwise he would have let his ghost partner pretend to be a female ghost.
Some of them looked around, as if they were still a little scared, and hurriedly said, "Ghosts, they are ever-changing." ”
As soon as the words fell, the housekeepers who entered the main house to clean up let out a burst of exclamation: "Hell, ......" and ran out with a roll.
"Dao Chief, there's more!"
Together with the family, he quickly pushed the mustache into the main room, locked the door, and asked him to catch the ghost again.
This mustache is a half-hung man at all, where is the opponent of this house of ghosts, and it didn't take long for him to be thrown out......
Lu Chun vaguely remembered that this house of ghosts was actually forced to come out to harm people, this outsider built the yard on their family's cemetery, who would be comfortable being pressed by things all day long? And they are also measured, except for harassing the other members, dragging them out of bed while they are sleeping, and they have not done anything that harms people's lives, so Lu Chun plans to help them.
Although Uncle Nine must catch ghosts, he also has leeway, unless he has to, he will never do things perfectly, and he will of course focus on resolving them, and on the day Lu Chun officially entered the school, he also taught Lu Chun like this.
"Let's accumulate some yin virtue!"
Lu Chunfei jumped down and subdued the mustache Dao long.
"Thank you, little brother, run, this ghost is too powerful." Mao Shanming thought that the inventory was someone from the outsider's house, thanked Lu Chun, got up and was about to run again.
Lu Chun grabbed him and said, "Dao Chief, take people's money, eliminate disasters for others, and don't settle things, how can you just leave?" ”
Maoshan Ming said: "It's not that I don't want to, but the ghosts inside are not only very fierce, but there are too many, I'll go back and find some Taoist friends to help, you guys wait for a while." ”
Lu Chun smiled: "Looking for a helper? Am I not? Let's go, I'll accompany you to meet them. ”
"Hey, hey, little brother......"
Mao Shanming didn't have time to resist, and was already pulled back to the house by Lu Chun.
When the female ghost saw the two of them coming in, she sneered: "You dare to come back?" ”
Lu Chun pulled Mao Shanming, who wanted to run out, and said, "Girl, listen to me first......
Mao Shanming had already talked to them before, where would this group of ghosts talk nonsense with them again, the ghost father with the biggest temper strode forward and wanted to beat these guys out again......
After more than ten breaths, Lu Chun stepped on the ghost father, carrying the ghost brother and the ghost girl in white with both hands left and right, the ghost mother and the ghost grandfather shrank in the corner and trembled, Lu Chun said: "Can you talk well now?" ”
The female ghost hurriedly said to forgive: "Please spare my life, we are also forced to be helpless!" ”
Lu Chun threw away the female ghost and the ghost brother, but the ghost father at his feet did not let go, and said: "If it weren't for this, you would have been beaten by me by now." ”
"Thank you for the mercy of Childe's subordinates, and please let my father go first."
Lu Chun said to the ghost father who had stopped struggling: "No matter how dishonest you are, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”
I have already seen how powerful Lu Chun is, where does the ghost father dare to make a mistake, after Lu Chun let go of his feet, he obediently stood aside.
"This little brother is good at kung fu, in Xiamao Mountain, I don't know where the little brother comes from?" Seeing that the overall situation had been decided, Mao Shan hurriedly got out from under the table and smiled at Lu Chun.
Lu Chun said: "It's good to say, in Xia Lu Chun, he is also from the Maoshan lineage. ”
Mao Shanming's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "That's great, since it's the same door, it's easy to say, come, let the senior brother help you take in these female ghost ...... first"
Mao Shan Ming said that he took out the magic umbrella and was about to accept the female ghost......