"Little ghosts, stop playing lol, let your uncle use it, okay?" A young man with a chicken's nest head and a vegetable face said in a good voice to the three little ghosts who were playing the computer, "Uncle hasn't updated it today, it's ten o'clock now, and if you don't update it, Uncle won't be able to get it this month." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The three imps are playing hotly, and the birds are not as good as the person with dark circles under his eyes.

Xue Yuan, a 28-year-old unmarried young man, was very distressed about the computer he had just equipped last month, and he didn't use it yet, but he didn't expect the bear children of the three relatives to take turns to occupy it to play lol, and what was even worse was that the bear parents of the three bear children waved their hands and specially approved the three bear children to spend the night at Xue Yuan's house, saying that they would let them have fun before school started, and they would rest assured that they would stay at Xue Yuan's house.

"Thank you so much for their trust, and now I really want to sell these three little ghosts to human traffickers." Xue Yuan thought unhappily, why did he spend a lot of money to configure and prepare to play a single-player masterpiece to be beaten by the bear children? And they don't seem to feel sorry for the mechanical keyboard they just bought, one person plays and two people watch, and three people spray Coke and potato chips all over the keyboard.

"This is simply a devil entering the village." Xue Yuan looked at the three birds and did not bird his own bear child, and wanted to cry without tears. "Anything that spoils me doesn't bring money."

"Since you're like this, then I can only make a trick." Xue Yuan took out his Monkey Mi 3, connected to the router, and directly disabled the MAC address of the computer after entering the router management interface.

The game was dropped, and the bear child, who was about to turn the tables, yelled and yelled angrily.

"What's going on with Uncle? Why did the connection break? Bear Child No. 1 sprayed the potato chips in his mouth everywhere, "I'm going to turn the tables, if I win this one, I'll be a bronze 4!" ”

"Maybe the computer is broken." Xue Yuan said seriously, "Uncle's computer has a small problem, the network card is easy to break after a long boot time, and if the network card is broken, you can't access the Internet." ”

"Hey, uncle, your computer is too bad, it's not as good as my tablet." Bear Child Two said. "Why don't I ask my mom to give you a tablet?"

"Dead ghost, can you play lol on that 300 yuan copycat tablet in your house? And your grand-a-grande mom and dad who were willing to give me three dollars of chewing gum were all the sun coming out of the west. Xue Yuan scolded the bear child No. 2 in his heart, but his face was still full of smirks, he didn't want to make this little guy cry, because Xue Yuan didn't want to provoke the bear child No. 2 who was known as the invincible opponent in Dongcheng.

"Hey, it's my turn to play after the game." Bear Child No. 3 was very frustrated, "Uncle, give me your phone to play, I want to play a little game on my phone." ”

"Fart, if I give you my phone tomorrow, I'll owe a few thousand, don't think I don't know that you played with your mother's phone and lost hundreds of dollars." Xue Yuan scolded in his heart again, but that's what he said. "Oops, uncle's monkey Mi Haote 3 brushed a system, many games are not compatible, you can only play snake, do you want to play?"

Bear Child No. 3 looked disgusted.

"Okay, it's getting late, let my uncle tell you a bedtime story, and go to bed after listening." Xue Yuan said. "Uncle still has to fix the computer, you can't update the novel because of your uncle."

"What a story, we're not children anymore, don't fool us with fairy tales." This is Bear Kid One.

"I don't really want to hear it, I've read many novels, and I don't even read 3 million word novels, let alone stories." This is Bear Kid Two.

"I want to eat KFC, uncle, let's order a home delivery." This is Bear Kid Three.

"Shut up!" Xue Yuan was furious, "You still kicked your nose in the face, right?" ”

Xue Yuanmao, who was going to tell a story casually, the willfulness of these three bear children made the good-tempered Xue Yuan can't help it, "I'll ask again, if any of you don't want to hear it, get out of here now!" Don't think I have to recognize relatives like you! You TM are here to eat, drink and have fun without giving money, and you ask for a lot, Lao Tzu has never eaten a grain of rice from your family back then! ”

In a fit of rage, Xue Yuan kicked the coffee table away, rubbed the bear child's scalp and flew over the wall and disintegrated, and a black-covered book rolled down from it.

The three bear children were shocked by Xue Yuan's fierce appearance, they had never seen this uncle look so ferocious, kicking and breaking the coffee table, if this kicked his own head, would his life still be saved? This force value is a bit high!

"Don't fool you with fairy tales, right, an uncle will tell you a different fairy tale today." Seeing the book with the black cover, Xue Yuan laughed angrily. This book was bought by him from a used book stall, it is a collection of ********, and the stories on it are terrifying for him to read it himself, and it is definitely not a problem to scare these hairy children.

"Listen, you have to listen to it today, you have to listen if you don't listen, and you have to go to sleep after listening, understand?" Xue Yuan is getting better, and he dominates the initiative of the dialogue, and the three bear children don't even dare to use the nirvana of crying and telling their parents at this time.

"Damn, it seems that I am usually too polite to them." Xue Yuan was relatively satisfied with the current situation, "Okay, let me sit down, the story begins!" ”

"Today, I'm going to tell you the story of Little Red Riding Hood." Xue Yuan picked up the book with the black cover and turned the first page.

"This Little Red Riding Hood is not at all the same as the Little Red Riding Hood you have heard, the story of Little Red Riding Hood you have heard is just a harmless fairy tale after the processing of that story, and its story is based on a very terrible horror folklore, don't have nightmares after listening to it."

Looking at Xue Yuan's weird smile, the three bear children were so frightened that they couldn't possess their bodies.

"Uncle, don't scare us, fairy tales are not scary." Bear Child No. 2 said boldly.

"Hehehe, what a naïve little ghost." Xue Yuan sneered, "What do you think a fairy tale is?" The original fairy tale is a horror story used to scare children, very bloody and eerie twists and turns, otherwise how to make the little ghost obedient? ”

"What's even more terrifying is that these fairy tales are based on true stories, and all you hear are harmless versions that have been adapted countless times."

"You guys are very lucky, what I'm going to tell you today is the original version of Little Red Riding Hood, which is a very wonderful story~

The bear children screamed, and Xue Yuan was very satisfied with the terrifying effect he had created.

"Don't think I'm making it up." Xue Yuan said in a creepy voice, "This story is more suitable to listen to with the lights off, because the beginning of this story is on such a night when you can't see your fingers......"

Xue Yuan suddenly turned off the light in the room, and the bear child screamed again in fright.

"Damn the little ghost, I'm scared now!"