"Bang!"

"Whew~!" Exhaling heavily, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned against the door panel in disappointment, what kind of party was there just now! Zombies are chasing passers-by, passers-by are screaming, there is blood everywhere, corpses, is the end of the world really coming?!

No!! O God! I'm not a TV presenter yet! Have mercy and let the end of the world come later! At the very least, let me be a TV host!

"Knock knock!!"

"Teacher Zeng! Open the door! I haven't come in yet! Zhang Wei's voice came from outside the door, with a crying voice, and he banged on the door hard.

Zhang wei?! How did I forget about him! He's behind me!

A crack in the door opened, Zhang Wei hurriedly got in, turned around and quickly closed the door behind him, panting.

"It turns out that drinking coffee and drinking coffee is not good for running, and my stomach is about to run out and vomit eight times!" Holding Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder, Zhang Wei wiped the sweat from his head and said with a breath.

"Who told you to drink so much! Five cups of coffee! You eat it! I can't stand it! Glancing at Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian said sarcastically.

"Hehe" laughed dryly, Zhang Wei slowly lay on the sofa and smiled comfortably.

"Time for a cup of coffee, how come the end of the world is coming?!" Hu Yifei stared incredulously.

"Whoosh?" Stopping to catch his breath and looking at Hu Yifei suspiciously, Zeng Xiaoxian quipped, "Are you sure it's not a joke?" ”

"Zeng Xiaoxian! When is it? You're still talking here! Isn't that funny!! Staring at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was laughing, Hu Yifei said loudly.

At this time, Chen Meijia suddenly looked at Lu Ziqiao, who was eating fruit on the table, and muttered: "Is it that if you are bitten by a zombie, you will become a zombie!" We have Lu Ziqiao here! Stay away from me! Taking a few steps back in horror, Chen Meijia pointed at the dazed Lu Ziqiao and said.

"What's wrong with me? Is it wrong to eat an apple?! Chen Meijia! Are you so domineering?! With an innocent hand, Lu Ziqiao quickly turned his head and took another bite of the apple, and said viciously.

"I don't care if you eat apples or oranges, but you've been bitten by zombies! Stay away from me in the future, what if you get infected!! Chen Meijia raised her head stiffly, crossed her waist, and accused loudly.

"Huh?" Looking blankly at everyone who quickly moved away from him, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained: "Have you ever seen someone who has been bitten by a zombie and can still be as alive as me?!" This is too grassy and woody! And Zhang Wei! Don't think I didn't see it! You drank the coffee from my cup as you left!! If I could turn into a zombie, so would you! Hey~~! A scoundrel occupied the entire sofa, and Lu Ziqiao said proudly while eating apples.

"Zi Qiao! You! Don't frame good guys! After straightening his collar, Zhang Wei said solemnly: "How can I be that kind of person!" I'm a lawyer! If you slander me like this, I can go to court and sue you! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian's face pulled down at once, and he took two steps back speechlessly, others didn't see it, but he could see it clearly, all five cups of coffee went into his stomach, although he may have vomited on the road, but the suspicion still can't get out.

"Hey! Teacher Zeng! You don't believe me either?! Zhang Wei continued to quibble with a bitter face, and Lu Ziqiao lay on the sofa and watched all this proudly.

Waving his hand to interrupt Zhang Wei, who was still about to say something, Hu Yifei said impatiently: "Okay!" Regardless of whether the two of them will be infected or not, Zeng Xiaoxian! Go get a rope! Guan Gu, you and Zeng Xiaoxian tied the hands of the two of them together, took 10,000 steps back and said, even if they are infected, it will be okay to tie them up! ”

"Meijia, you go to the bathroom to see if the masks are there, take them all, one for each person, it's safer, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei should also wear them to prevent them from biting suddenly."

"You all hurt me!" With a sad face, Zhang Wei squeezed onto Lu Ziqiao's sofa and glared at the proud Lu Ziqiao viciously and said.

"Calm down! You should pray now that I'm not infected, I'm fine, and you'll be fine, don't worry! Lu Ziqiao smiled and patted Zhang Wei's shoulder.

"You know?! In case you get infected! The two of us are tied together, and I won't be bitten to death by you yet! Yifei! I propose! I don't want to be tied to him! Zhang Wei raised his hand quickly with a crying voice.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian walked over with a short hemp rope and said with a cheap smile: "Yifei, there is only this rope in the apartment, let's make do with it!" Anyway, just lock the two of them on the balcony, hehehe~~! As he spoke, he pulled one end with one hand and straightened the rope, looking like a traitor.

When Hu Yifei heard this, he turned his head with a sweet smile, and looked at Zhang Wei with a wrinkled face and tears.

"Just kill me with a knife, forget it, (cry)"

At this moment, Sekiya's inner monologue is like this: every time she laughs like this, nothing good happens, and the end of the world happened the last time she laughed like this.

"Now there is an urgent news that there is an unknown flu in our city, and the conditions of the people carrying the virus are as follows: bloody, obvious bite marks, cataracts, slow pace, disheveled, and indiscriminate yelling."

"In case of the above situation, please evacuate the finder quickly, do not capture it, because you go home with professional equipment, have more than ten years of professional qualification certificate, accompanied by your parents"

"Final statement! This is not Resident Evil! This is not Resident Evil! This is not Resident Evil! Say the important thing three times. ”

"Today's news broadcast is over, goodbye!"

With a calm face, he picked up the remote control and turned off the TV, Hu Yifei turned his head, and everyone who was accustomed to it explained: "The recent news broadcasts are becoming more and more improper, and the last Pegasid meteor shower can be said to be Pegasus Meteor Fist, hehe." After saying that, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Tie Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei back to back with their hands, Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, sat back on the sofa, and asked Hu Yifei, "Then what should we do now?" There was nothing to eat in the apartment, and there were so many of us that we would starve to death in a few days. ”

"You're stupid!" Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian like a fool and explained: "We are a society ruled by law!" If this kind of thing happens, the country will reflect it at once, and it won't be long before you can host your beloved late-night radio broadcast, if these zombies that can't even be beaten by ordinary people can subvert a country, I will still care about the price increase of pork downstairs?! Joke~~! With a contemptuous smile, Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Looking at Hu Yifei, who was laughing wildly, speechlessly, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly understood the meaning of her words, you must know that several special forces can't beat her together