Chapter 2 You're so professional
On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Smurfs......
Looking at the scenery in front of him, Wu Ming, who was standing in the other world, was still regretting his brushing shoulders with the super runaway world. Pen %Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info but in my mind, that familiar melody still comes to mind.
This is the world of the Smurfs and Gargamel, our lost childhood, and the song of our childhood.
I still remember that in music class, when singing this song, you need to clap your hands and sing it.
This was many years ago, and even if Wu Ming tried to search for his memory, everything in his memory was still so vague. It's as if the memories of the past are no longer young, wearing reading glasses that belong to the years, and being forgotten in the corners of life.
"System, how is my identity arranged? Also, if I go back from a mission, will those hanging missions still be there? For example, the world of super power out of control, is it just wrong? ”
Wu Ming turned his gaze to the mountain and asked in his mind, he hadn't forgotten the super runaway world, which could be called the first stop of the advent stream novice.
"We're sorry, but once a mission world is selected, it cannot be changed. As for the possibility that the Super Runaway World will still be there after you go back, it is very unlikely, but you may still refresh this world in future missions, although this probability is not great. In addition, your identity is not a problem in this world at all, your identity is a bounty hunter who accepts tasks, and this will not change in this world. ”
"That's it!" Wu Ming was silent for a moment, not showing the slightest smile on his face because he might still encounter a world where super powers were out of control.
There is an old saying that once the sea was difficult to turn into water.
At this time, in Wu Ming's opinion, the super runaway world is one of the most suitable harmless worlds for him to go to.
If the Smurf world can harvest a hundred, then the super runaway world will have a harvest of at least five hundred.
However, even if this is an exaggerated proportion, it is not indicative of what will happen in the future.
It's like a beggar picking up a steamed bun on the side of the road.
For beggars who have nothing, steamed buns are incomparably delicious. But with the passage of time, if one day a beggar becomes a millionaire, it will not be the same feeling when he sees this steamed bun. And now Wu Ming is this hungry beggar, and the super runaway world is this steamed bun.
It can be said with great certainty that for Wu Ming at this time, delicious steamed buns seem to be indispensable. But once time passes, perhaps this once mouth-watering steamed bun will not have such a deliciousness.
"Forget it, I'm lucky to lose my life! It's just a world, and there's nothing to be reluctant about. ”
Wu Ming dispelled the remorse from his heart, raised his head with a sigh, and his eyes fell on the top of the mountain, in a small wooden house that was burning with cooking smoke.
Gargamel and the Smurfs, this is the same year we used to be.
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In the hut at the top of the hill, Gargamel looked at the burning fireplace, holding his pet cat in a dejected face, and cursed in his mouth.
"Failure, failure, failure. I just wanted to catch a few Smurfs, why can't I get it every time? You tell me, Azi Cat, what do you think I should do? ”
Gargamel held the cat in his hand, and the one and the cat stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and their expressions were all serious.
Meow, meow...
After a while, the cat was defeated in the eye contact, and a long meow sounded from her mouth, as if to say that I couldn't do anything about it.
Hearing the cat's meow, Gargamel remembered the time this morning when he almost caught the Smurfs.
Now, Gargamel, who was embarrassed and angry, didn't suspect that it was his own problem, and felt more and more that the stupid cat in his hands was useless.
... Sou...
Gargamel threw the cat out of the way in anger, and reprimanded him loudly, "It's all your fault, you stupid cat." If you're a little smarter today, if only a little bit, I'm not going to fail. Look at how powerful other people's cats are, I've raised you for so many years, and I don't expect you to catch mice, but you haven't even caught a single Smurf! ”
Meow, meow...
The cat, dressed in yellow fluff, hunched over and roaring angrily, seemed to question this claim.
Obviously, as a wizard's pet, Azi Cat's intelligence is not low.
Although it could not speak, it could still understand that it was its owner who was framing him, framing his good cat.
"What, you think it's my problem?"
"Meow, meow..."
Listening to the angry response of the cat, Gargamel, who has a hooked nose and a bald head, was stunned for a moment at first, and then shook his head decisively: "How is this possible, you actually think this is my problem!" Haha, you're so funny! ”
"Meow," the cat meowed again in reply, and then, as if afraid that Gargamel would not understand, he hugged his very human paws to his chest and nodded with an angry expression.
Seeing the humanized gesture of the cat nodding, Gargamel's face showed a little embarrassment, and he said hesitantly, "Okay, I don't want to picket this with you." But we can't afford to fail. You should know that only by getting the Smurfs' Essence of Happiness is ......"
Knock knock knock...
Gargamel's words were not finished when he was interrupted by a sharp knock on the door.
Gargamel, who was interrupted, initially showed displeasure on his face, but this expression only flashed for a moment, and was replaced by three points of confusion.
"I don't remember, someone is coming to visit me today!"
Looking at the knocking on the door, Gargamel tilted his head and thought for a moment, then sat on the sofa and didn't get up, so he pointed in the direction of the door: "There's a guest coming, Az Cat go and open the door!" ”
Meow...
The cat turned her head away and lay motionless on the ground as if she hadn't heard it at all.
"Damn lazy cat, sooner or later, I'm going to throw you out." The cat was unmoved, and Gargamel had no choice but to stand up slowly and feed himself.
... Crunch...
The wooden door made a screeching noise, and Gargamel changed his smile the moment the door opened, and then the smile quickly faded away.
Jeans, sneakers, the comer is empty-handed, and there is no magic fluctuation on his body.
"Who are you?" Gargamel looked at the stranger in front of him, and his eyes flashed with hesitation, because he didn't know the person in front of him.
"Nice to meet you, Mr. Gargamel."
The young man in sneakers nodded slightly, and then without waiting for Gargamel to ask again, he introduced himself: "My name is Wu Ming, and I am here to help you solve your problem." Yes, problem solving, that's what we are. ”
"Solve the problem?" Gargamel changed his scrutinizing gaze and hesitated, "You can't be the bounty hunter, are you?" ”
Looking at Gargamel's distrustful gaze, Wu Ming also knew that his image was far from the legendary bounty hunter. However, before he carried out the task, he simply belonged to chasing ducks to the shelves, where was there any time to prepare.
Therefore, at this moment, in the face of Gargamel's questioning gaze, Wu Ming could only nod his head and try to make himself look more serious with a straight face.
"Where's your weapon?" Gargamel heard Wu Ming's answer, looked outside for a while, and after discovering that Wu Ming was not carrying a weapon at all, he asked this question that confused him.
"I'm not used to using weapons."
Wu Ming opened his eyes and said nonsense, he didn't dare to say that he didn't have a weapon. After all, Gargamel in front of him is a wizard no matter how he says it, and if he really lets the other party see that he is a parallel import, the end of deceiving the wizard will definitely not be better.
Thankfully, Gargamel was clearly not a man of understanding, and had no dealings with other bounty hunters.
After hearing Wu Ming's answer, Gargamel just scratched his head and muttered a reply, "In that case, you should come in first." To tell you the truth, I thought you would come in armor with a hardened bow and arrow in your hand. I have to say, it's a little strange for me to dress like this. ”
Gargamel said two strange words, paused slightly towards the back of the person walking in the room, and couldn't help but glance back at Wu Ming.
Seeing Gargamel's gaze look at him again, Wu Ming hurriedly interrupted as he walked into the room: "Yes, but that's not a problem." With me to help you, this time it will definitely be successful. ”
"Success! Yes, it will work. ”
Gargamel was very sensitive to the word success, so he nodded again and again at the moment, and said very approvingly: "The previous failure was only because of the weakness of the force and the lack of a good assistant." Not this time, I have a new assistant and success has never been so close to me. ”
Meow...
Hearing Gargamel's failure attributed to his weakness and pretending to be dead on the ground, it was no surprise that he came back to life.
Wu Ming listened to the meow of a cat that seemed to have been stepped on its tail, and subconsciously glanced at the cat, but for some reason he actually read a hostile meaning in the eyes of this cat.
A cat is hostile to himself, Wu Ming has a sense of irony, but when he looks at the cat, he finds that this hostility has not changed.
"This cat is very human, it must be very smart." In the eyes of one person and one cat, Wu Ming couldn't help but speak slowly.
"Of course, Az Cat has drunk my animal enlightenment potion, and its IQ is equivalent to that of an eight-year-old child." Gargamel replied casually, ignoring Wu's obviously fiery gaze, and while turning to make tea, he pointed to the sofa and motioned for Wu Ming to sit down.
"Is this the first time you've seen a magical pet?"
"It's... I've never seen anyone so smart, and some of them are stupid! ”
Wu Ming just opened his mouth, and suddenly thought that he couldn't be such a layman, so he quickly changed the conversation and turned to the IQ of Ah Zi Cat.
Hearing Wu Ming bluntly say that his pet was smart, the smile on Gargamel's face flashed, and he didn't dwell on the previous question. And seeing that Gargamel didn't get to the bottom of it, Wu Ming, who had just sat on the sofa with his butt, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Gargamel is a wizard after all, not just a fool like in the movies.
After asking and answering with Gargamel, Wu Ming's nervousness in his heart can be imagined, he is unwilling to let the other party see that he is just a novice, and he is the kind that catches ducks on the shelves.
Everyone wants face, and people want face, and trees want bark. What Wu Ming wants to do most now is to catch a Smurf as soon as possible, and then go home with his reward to sort out his thoughts.
Thinking like this, Wu Ming couldn't help but look at Gargamel, who was humming a little song and seemed to be in a good mood.
Under Wu Ming's side eyes, Gargamel still seemed to have unheard. It looks like there are more ordinary people than wizards, at least not those wizards who are as wise as the sea, and they are no different from unsuspecting ordinary people.
"I'm afraid Gargamel, a wizard, has the lowest wisdom in the wizarding world, and he is also the kind that is used to living a comfortable life. It seems that I will be more careful in the future, and I can't expect everyone I meet in the future to be as unscrupulous as Gargamel, especially if I don't have the strength. ”
Wu Ming's gaze was thoughtful, and he put himself in the shoes of a bounty hunter, thinking about his future problems.
The bounty hunter and the task publisher appear to be mutually beneficial on the surface, as if they complement each other.
But this is not a certainty, if the difference in strength between the two sides is huge, even to the point of irreversibility, it is really hard to say what will happen at that time.
Although this is only Wu Ming's first task, he still inevitably thinks of the future and other possibilities that may occur in the future.
"What are you thinking?" While Wu Ming was thinking, Gargamel, who had brewed two cups of tea, happened to come over and asked Wu Ming, who was a little absent-minded.
Hearing Gargamel's words, Wu Ming quickly retracted his thoughts, and told a lie without blinking: "It's nothing, I'm thinking about the Smurfs." What should we do to capture as many of them as possible and expand our gains? ”
"Have you figured it out?" Gargamel had already regarded the Smurfs as a heart disease, and when he heard this, he immediately couldn't care about drinking tea, and hurriedly asked.
"One thing, but not yet."
Wu Ming nodded, recalled some clips from the movie, and said softly: "As far as I know, the size of the Smurfs is not large, only the size of an adult's palm. This kind of body, although it is very easy for them to hide, is not something that can disappear by burrowing into a crack in the stone. ”
"Of course it can't disappear, but what does it have to do with us?"
"There is a relationship, on this mountain, there should be a gathering place for them. As long as we find a gathering place, we can completely catch them all, instead of just targeting one or two. ”
Between questions and answers, the smile on Gargamel's face gradually bloomed, and he kept repeating the four words in a net, and finally whispered in satisfaction, "Man, you are indeed a professional." ”