Chapter 663 Groggy Writing
The major news is announced.,This book will resume double updates tomorrow.,After the lazy people finish writing the last few chapters, they will be three or even four more in due course.,Almost next month this time this book is almost finished.。
Don't forget that it was under all kinds of persuasion.,It's the action that made Suzumiya Haruhi give up using his power to travel back in time to block people.,The heart is really tired.,If it's not for Lao Tzu's own hand to owe.,Mouth owes a little.,What a fun thing it would be to block the adult version of Asahina Minoru Jiuru! Why is Lao Tzu so badly beaten!
Don't forget to slap yourself on the thigh, the pain is to hug your legs and jump around, and after smashing a bridge pier next to you, Haruhi Suzumiya quickly stabilized her mind under her inexplicable gaze: "Having said that, originally you built the SOS group to be able to find aliens, people from another world, superpowers and future people or something, and now you have established this SOS group, what can you do?" Is it an ordinary club activity? ”
"Club activities? Oh! That's right! I said what is the difference between our SOS group now! It turns out that there is no formal club activity! Haruhi Suzumiya immediately patted Mo Forget's shoulder with satisfaction: "Don't forget that you are right!" Let's have a club activity~~ The first goal is to win the Olympic championship...... (>_<) Oops, what are you doing?! ”
"You give me normal, Olympic champion or something, what do you want this thing for? Let's start with short-term goals. Don't forget to retract your fist and say, "At least fix the region first!" ”
"Then let's win the Asian Games first!" Haruhi Suzumiya instantly reduced the target to one-seventh of the level, and only aimed at the seven continents in the world in Asia, which is indeed a fixed regional thing, but Don't forget that she can't be happy at all, so she can only continue to knock her on the head......
"It hurts! Don't go too far, you guy! Suzumiya Haruhi squatted on the ground with his head covered, and protested to Mo Forget: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, or you come up with one!" ”
"What do you think of us demolishing the World Trade Center in the Great Hope Country?" So Don't forget that the suggestion was directly broken, and the World Trade Center Building of the Great Hope Country was demolished, and the impact was definitely greater!
"That's right, that's right! Don't forget you've seen the monkey case? Haruhi Suzumiya suddenly slapped his face and said, "That big hope country is a monkey trial with a very idiotic case!" It's an interesting thing! ”
"Monkey trial? Monkey case? What's going on? "Don't forget that I don't really know much about this thing.
"It's those theistic things, and a local legislation in the Great Hope Country prohibits teaching in the classroom that 'man evolved from lower animals' is the most important cause of it!" Haruhi Suzumiya danced with his hands: "That case is definitely the most idiotic trial ever!" The one who believes in the theory of evolution is judged to have lost! The group of people who believe that human beings are created by an idiot God wins, do you say this case is the most idiotic case ever~~"
"I'll go! Are you sure that thing happened in the Great Hope Country? "Don't forget to wipe the sweat, it is incredible to the extreme, the Great Hope Country, as a beacon of mankind, actually does this kind of thing, no matter how you look at it, it is a kind of funny!
"It's true, let's get everyone together and turn that Brian into a monkey!" Haruhi Suzumiya did whatever he wanted, and he just snorted at Mo Forget, and then ran away, leaving Mo Forget stunned over there.
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So on the next day off, all the members of the SOS group were called out and asked to do a so-called club activity together, which consisted of finding a monkey named Brian and cutting it alive.
Don't ask why Brian, who is already a monkey, wants to chop up alive or something, we just need to know that Haruhi Suzumiya is constantly changing her thoughts, and she only needs to think that she is interesting, and everything else has nothing to do with her! Just have fun and you're all right!
After everything was happy and happy, everyone in the SOS group gathered at the North Exit Station at nine o'clock in the morning on Saturday, and as expected, the latest existence was the most time-conscious Xuzi, who came to the scene almost in a hurry, and the first sentence was schadenfreude: "It's too late!" Penalty! ”~\(≧▽≦)/~
"You look a little angry, okay......" Mo Forget reminded in a low voice on the side: "We can all see that the problem is coming with such an obvious forcible frame......"
"What's wrong?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked proud and whispered to Mo Forget: "I didn't do anything!" The three trucks, the two car accidents, and the four construction sites I met on the road had nothing to do with me! ”
......: "You old man, is this a self-confession...... Σ(°△°|||) ︴
"Teacher......" In this small restaurant, Xuzi has an attitude towards Mo Forget to ask for help: "My wallet fell on the road, and I don't have any money......"
"Take it." Don't forget to stretch out his hand in a place where Haruhi Suzumiya can't see, poke into a void, and take out the wallet that was stolen by Haruhi Suzumiya: "Tell me if there is an accident again." ”
"Huh? Oh......" Xuzi nodded at Mo Forget's grateful, and among all the people who told her a bunch of things, she didn't forget to show a special power that was strong enough (Ryoko Asakura: What about me? Sure enough, it was very reliable, and I used space magic to get my wallet back...... Why do you know about space magic?
Xuzi felt as if something was wrong.,Knock on his head.,So get up and pay the bill.,When I came back, Haruhi Suzumiya had already decided.,To divide into two groups.,Each group of three people went in two directions to find the so-called Brian monkey.,In the middle of the lot.,The SOS group that used strong cheating methods,Clearly divided into two groups......
"Say! Did you do it? Haruhi Suzumiya asked Mo Forget in a whisper with anger: "It's impossible for my fraud to fail, you did it, right?" ”
"It's really not me, I haven't had time to do anything...... don't you know" Mo Forget whispered back, and then thought: "But maybe it can't be said that it doesn't matter at all, I did think about having a good talk with the two of them at that time, maybe it was my power unconsciously affected by it, maybe ......"
"Is it......" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Mo Forget with a suspicious gaze, and finally sighed: "Forget it, just have fun today, don't forget to make me a monkey brain at night after finding Brian Monkey!" ”
...... "Can you old man stop doing that kind of thing that changes day and night?" It's illegal to eat monkey brains! And Brian Monkey or something, where the hell did you find it?!
With a strong dissatisfaction, Mo Forget left the restaurant with a group of Asahina Minoru and Xuzi in desperation, and ran directly to the river dam not far to the west, and directly found a bench and sat down directly: "Sit down!" Don't care if it's a monkey or not, that thing can't really appear, I'm tired enough......"
"Oh......" Asahina Minoru sat down next to Mo Forget very obediently, looking very ladylike: "Teacher, were you very tired yesterday?" ”
"I'm very tired, I wanted to go to the moon last night to confirm the situation, but I flew to the wrong place and ran into the great flare of Jupiter. Fortunately, I got a coordinate on the earth and teleported it back in time, otherwise I guess I'm still looking for a way now! Really Nima pit daddy! ”
"......" sat down and sat down with a virtual child, the whole person was a little shaky, going to the moon? Going to the wrong place? Ran to Jupiter? Big red spots? Why does it feel like something is wrong with the style of painting? Aren't you from another world? Got the magic of magic or something, but ran to outer space to travel?
"The life of a teacher is really interesting." Asahina Minoru sighed on the side: "Haruhi Suzumiya-san, who is in the middle of the distortion of time, has closed all the roads to the past, but she has not noticed it, but we are to keep a close eye on her, and at the same time, we are also ...... by the people in her."
"Why were we chosen...... "Xuzi over there asked his own question.
"This involves detailed regulations, so it is forbidden to explain." Asahina explained, "But it's very likely that you are a very important person for Suzumiya-san, and her every move is justified for us!" ”
"......" Don't forget to say nothing over there, and there is no way to say more, after all, there is no mistake at all in this statement, but in general, the main reason why Haruhi Suzumiya pays attention to Xuzi is because this thing is the root cause of everything......
"Okay, we'll talk about that when we have time, now we need to talk about the sky." Mo Forget interrupted Xuzi, who wanted to continue to ask questions, and then asked Asahina Minoru Kuru, "Do you know anything about the starry sky in the sky?" It's this starry sky that just reappeared not so long ago. ”
"It's no secret." Asahina Minoru seemed to confirm it first, and then nodded: "Because we have very few records of the starry sky, but among the records we have, the starry sky is your enemy." ”
"Enemies? My enemy? Don't forget to tilt his head and look overhead: "My enemy...... Wait a minute! Won't it be the main demon gamer put? ”
"It's a forbidden matter, a forbidden matter...... "I really hate the so-called forbidden things! Is this your mantra?!
It's really hard to put the finishing touches on this! The lazy man writes and writes a little Spartan, and his whole head is chaotic, and he hasn't written much substantive content in the past few days, but has paid attention to the problem of the new book...... Do you really want to take a break before continuing to write? But lazy people really can't rest......