Chapter 252: There is a dish called monkey brain (three more Mo Da~)
Thick ink does this, is he really not afraid that the monkey will chase him and fight? Sure enough, the monkey jumped and ran towards the thick ink, and the thick ink took the opportunity to put the rune paper in his hand on the copper coin sword a little, and was about to throw it at it, I saw the little hammer at the elevator door, so I kicked the little hammer at it, it was full of strength to rush to the thick ink, it stopped after seeing the little hammer, and then it quietly looked at the little hammer lying alone on the ground.
The monkey was the youngest, its companion was gone, and its expression had changed from grinning to lonely, it no longer looked at us, nor did it run away, but walked unconsciously, only to see it jump a few times, holding a cup in one hand, a small hammer in the other, its tail curled up and bounced off its body, thick ink and I looked at each other and came to me, we all wanted to see what it was going to do.
The little ghost monkey wandered around the destination for a while, and then jumped towards the mourning hall, waving its two arms, "It's hungry again?" When I said this, I thought of that disgusting picture again, a burst of pantothenic acid in my stomach, vomiting~
Seeing that I was not feeling well, Thick Mo said, "I'll go over, and you'll wait here." He stroked my head, "It's fine." ”
It's okay, he tells me every time it's okay, it's okay, this time it almost scared me to death, there is really a possibility that the brains of both of us will be knocked out, but there is only one monkey left, and it is still a stupid little ghost monkey, and I am relieved.
The little ghost monkey jumped on the crystal coffin at once, but it didn't bury its head in it this time, but sat on the edge, it bent down and scooped a cup with a cup and brought it up, and some slimy liquid poured down the wall of the cup, dragging a few long thin lines, vomiting~ I can't stand it, but the thick ink has passed, and I have to look at him.
At that moment, the large floor-to-ceiling window on one side of the hall suddenly opened, and a woman jumped in, she looked to be thirty years old at most, and she was dressed in very ordinary clothes, but she could not hide her...... A little strange temperament, she walks, uh, walks, I think about it, and a person seems to ...... It's simply the female version of Monkey King! This is...... I stuck out my tongue and looked, there was a bright spot!
"Please stop!" As she walked, she said, "Stop covering up mistakes for humanity!" "Humans? She's not human? That's ...... Monkey spirit! Yes, she is not a ghost, nor a human, her demeanor still smells of a monkey, and the rune paper in the thick ink hand has not been thrown out, she walked to the side of the crystal coffin, as soon as the little ghost monkey saw her, he jumped into her arms and whimpered, "The duty of a Taoist priest is not to help the devil." She looked at the thick ink, her eyes sharp.
Thick Mo put away the copper coin sword and retreated to my side, "As a Taoist priest, you can't help and abuse, and you can't let ghosts invade the living beings in the yang world, since you have found me, this is my duty." "Nong Mo has long known that the ghost monkey will come, so he must know why the ghost monkey is looking for this real estate boss, and he will not let him go even if he dies. I want to know the ins and outs of this matter, since the monkey spirit accuses Nong Mo of being a Taoist priest to help the abuse, then they must have also been hit, I don't know where to start? What do monkeys have to do with people? Could it be that one day this boss went to the zoo and spilled a bag of sesame seeds on Monkey Mountain to scare all these monkeys to death? And then these monkeys have a debtor and a master, and they all run to the owner of the lice to take revenge? Forgive me, that's what the guy who almost got a headshot thought that......
"All beings are equal, why can you humans abuse us like this?" The monkey spirit said angrily. Then she glanced at me, "You have also fallen into the trap of following humans, and sooner or later you will suffer, don't you know how cunning and cruel humans are?" ”
"I, I'm human, I don't think humans are cruel." I'm not a demon! Don't put me in the same category as you, okay! I retorted, "Look at your monkeys, they don't even let humans go when they die, and they are so presumptuous with human corpses, it's just disgusting. "Gott~ It's disgusting!
"Ho." She sneered, "If it weren't for you humans, would they be like this?" ”
"We humans?" I looked at thick ink puzzled, "What's wrong with us humans?" I asked him, and he just stared coldly at the little ghost monkey in the monkey spirit's arms, and didn't answer my question, "thick ink." I tugged at his pants, "Are you talking?" What happened to us humans with these monkeys? "Why are they so obsessed with eating human heads? I also knocked with a small hammer, this behavior is too weird, by the way, the monkey's imitation ability is very strong, these behaviors are completely likely to be learned from human beings, but people are knocked on something when they learn it?
"Is he weak-hearted, or is he afraid that his diaphragm will hit you?" As he spoke, the monkey spirit held the little ghost monkey with one hand, touched its head with the other, and then moved his hand, and the thick ink dragged me into his arms, "What's wrong?" Don't dare to let her see it? Ho, you humans are so hypocritical! Dare not do it! ”
I broke free of Ink's embrace, "Let me see." "When the thick ink was about to stop again, I had already seen that the monkey spirit broke the head of the little ghost monkey towards us, and a big hole was exposed on the top of its head, and everything in the skull was hollowed out, empty, nothing, and its head was a whole head shell, even if it became a ghost, its head was empty, what was going on? I looked at the thick ink again, the thick ink eyes were still indifferent, but there was a trace of imperceptible emotion in the eyes, I thought, it may be called unbearable, or pity, but the subtle emotions of the thick ink, if I can capture it, it is not easy, but guess, it is not very possible.
"Did you see that? That's what humans are! They are hypocritical and selfish, ruthless, unscrupulous means before achieving the goal, you are mixed in the human world, don't think that you are human if you have a little popularity, the demon will always be the demon! How can you beat humans? They're cold-blooded and ruthless! The monkey spirit said, "Which side are you representing today?" "She's obviously asking me, but which side is she asking about humans or demons, monkeys or snakes?
"I only represent myself, I have nothing to do with the snake world, I have nothing to do with others, I hope you don't get angry with the entire snake clan because of my interference." I say.
"Naturally, I will not be as ruthless as human beings, since I understand your situation, please also understand my situation, I will not just give up on this matter." Monkey spirit said.
"How did its head get like that?" I asked the monkey spirit.
The face of thick ink on the side became very bad, and he pulled me directly to the elevator door, "Are you scared?" I'm afraid that she will know how cruel humans can be, and then she won't want to be a human anymore? Are you afraid that she will be ashamed and disgraced for being human? The monkey spirit barked from behind, his voice sharpening.
Thick ink still pushed me to the elevator, "You go down first!" ”
"No, I'm not leaving! What is the truth she is going to say? "I don't want to go.
Thick Mo suddenly blushed, "Are you leaving?" His eyes were horrible, as if I was going to eat me any longer, and he was really about to get angry! If I don't leave, I won't get headshot by the ghost monkey, and I will be headshot by him.
"I'll go, I'll go." I compromised.
"His skull was crushed alive by a human! His brain was also wiped out alive by humans! Eaten! "The shrill voice seemed to penetrate my body, pierced my heart, human ...... Its brain turned out to be given by humans...... Is this the same way they do with their wives? The boss is dead! But they are alive!
"I'm going to ruin you!" The sound of Ink's rage reverberated throughout the level. Thick ink later told me that he didn't want me to let me know such a cruel thing, he didn't.
I sat aside, looking at the crystal coffin and the little ghost monkey couldn't come back to my senses for a long time, and the thick ink was hugged by me so that I didn't go over to hurt the monkey clan, at this time, the thick ink sat next to me, and the monkey spirit was also sitting not far from us.
Monkey brain, it's not that I haven't heard of it, when I was in high school, my biology teacher once told us about the monkey brain, saying that it was a very expensive dish, I thought it was incredible at the time, and I didn't take it seriously, after all, it was far away from me, maybe I wouldn't see it in my life, but I really saw it now. Not only did I see it, but I also experienced the fear of being a monkey once, I don't know what kind of pain it is when people hit my head with hammers and spoons, is it despair to the bone? But no, they are so desperate that they don't forget to take revenge even when they die.
The monkey spirit said, how to eat the monkey brain, just die by the guest to order a monkey jumping around, yes, it is alive, this is different from the boss's dead body does not know the feeling of pain, it is a flesh and blood monkey, fresh life! After the monkey is chosen, it will be shaved by a person, that is, the piece of hair on the top of the head, and after shaving, it will be brought to the table, which is divided into several ways to eat, and the eating method is not fixed, only the same pain and cruelty. Let's talk about one of them, the monkey was knocked out of the skull, but by this time it was anesthetized, it didn't know the pain, when it was tied to the table, it would grin at the guests, next to it was a pot of boiling oil, the diners poured a large spoonful of hot oil into the hole above the monkey's head, the monkey's head was emitting wisps of green smoke, the hot oil sizzled inside, and then the eaters laughed very happily.