Chapter 14: The Hidden Attributes of Cats

――Shuguang Town Guard's Mansion ●Mention Office Office ●Post-War Report Room――

Shang Rin wore a pair of sunglasses that he didn't know where to find them, missing a pair of lenses, and sat at a desk made of high-grade mahogany, leaning forward slightly, his hands and ten fingers slightly crossed, next to the person, looking at the girl who was reporting the mission in a serious way with the classic pose of Commander Ikari.

"Admiral, you are in this position...... Does it mean anything in particular? At the end, after glancing at the merchant rafters with a strange expression, Bismarck, who had just finished his report back to the town guard's mansion, couldn't help but ask. To be honest, looking at the Admiral's serious expression and the sunglasses that are missing a lens, I really want to laugh out loud!

"Don't care, because I see that Commander Ikin is in this posture when he listens to the report and gives orders, so I want to try to experience whether it is really so emotional, but unfortunately there are no shops selling sunglasses around here, so I can only make a mess, don't care about these details." After speaking, Shang Rafter took off the pair of broken sunglasses with a funny index MAX, and added to Bismarck: "If you want to laugh, laugh, it's not good for your health." ”

"Subordinate...... Burst! Hahaha...... I'm sorry, my subordinates didn't intend to laugh at you, but ...... Bismarck, who wanted to say "subordinates don't dare", couldn't help but laugh out loud after Shang Rafter made a spoof grimace, but the self-discipline of the military made her quickly stop laughing and quickly apologize to Shang Rafter who showed a hint of a smile.

"Doesn't that make a beautiful laugh? Why do you have a cold face all day long, although crow's feet will appear when you laugh too much, but the ship's mother shouldn't have this problem, right? Shang Rafter stood up and reached out to touch the soft short brown hair of a girl who was about the same height as himself and was at a loss.

"What a comfortable feeling...... Wait a minute! It's a no-no! As the commander's ship's mother, how can she be silent in the tenderness of the commander as a subordinate? Gentle Township is a hero's mound, I can't be silent in it, go on like this...... I'm going to rust and spoil like this! But...... But I can't bear this wonderful feeling of comfort...... What to do? What to do? Help me! I'm going to break ......."

Shang Rafter looked at the girl's flushed face, which didn't know whether it was due to shyness or entanglement, and showed a planned expression, and continued to touch the Persian cat that had fallen into chaos with the technique of touching the rabbit when he was a child. But I secretly regretted it in my heart: it would be better if there was a cat teasing stick......

"Admiral, the book you said was good...... Yes! What are you doing to your sister-sama! ”

I didn't know that Bismarck had returned to the town guard mansion, and was looking around for business rafters with a notebook sketch to follow up on the North Mansion, and as soon as he opened the door of the post-war report room, he saw that his own admiral was doing something to his sister that she had always dreamed of.

So in order to make my sister, who was so red that water vapor was already coming out of her head, she was envied by others...... Ah, no, rescued from the hands of the hated evil Admiral, Kitazhai decisively stepped forward and pulled Bismarck, who had recovered from the chaos because of her sudden appearance, to his side.

"Alas~ If you don't die, you won't die. Young man, why don't you understand? ”

Shang Rafter glanced at the stack of pencil drawings of lilies in Beizhai's hand, and made an expression of "Too young, too simple Tucson breaks, this is really a story of going north".

"Hiss~" Bismarck took a deep breath, calmed down the ripples in his heart, and calmly asked his sister who was trembling and quickly hiding the things in her hand behind her: "So...... My dear sister, can you explain to me what you have in your hand? ”

"That...... This one...... Yes! This is a hilarious four-panel comic drawn by the Admiral! It's called "Oolong Temple"! That's right, it's called "Oolong Temple"! After a long time, the witty Bei Zhai finally thought of the name of the funny comic book he found when he went out with the Admiral to look for sunglasses.

"Really? So can you take it out and let my sister open her heart? When it came to the words "be happy," Bismarck said it word by word with a special accent. With the dynamic eyesight of the ship's mother, no matter how fast Beizhai hid, it was enough for her to see the pictures on the paper that made her face red.

"Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me......" suddenly remembered that the original author of the book in Beizhai's hand seemed to be his own business rafter was about to slip away, while praying that Beizhai could hold on to Bismarck's obscenity for a while, and not to give himself out so quickly, while lying on the ground and crawling towards the door cautiously moving forward.

"One meter away...... Half a meter...... I'm just ten centimeters away from escaping, my general flagship, you have to hold on! ”

Shang Rafter seemed to have seen a bright future and beckoned to him again, but when his finger was only a centimeter away from the "Bright World" outside the door, a swarthy and sulfurous smell appeared in front of him, and then he heard Bismarck's voice: "If I'm not mistaken...... My dearest sister has come to my dearest Admiral, and wants a follow-up to this thing, right? ”

"No, no, no! You must be misremembering. By the way, Miss Bismarck, didn't you say that when you came back, you came back with the letter of appointment and military uniform given by Xi Da? I'm going to try if it fits......" Shang Rafter took his head away from the muzzle of the 380 tube in fear, looked up at Bismarck with a dry smile, and then decisively diverted the topic.

"You can try on clothes at any time, and the appointment letter has already been issued, so these can be put aside for now." As he spoke, Bismarck slammed the sliding door of the post-war lecture room shut, locked it casually and looked at the North Mansion who was huddled in the corner with his head shivering, and showed a sweet smile to the merchant rafters that he had never seen before, but ...... But what came out was: "Now, Admiral, I actually think this room is quite suitable for interrogation, what do you think?" ”

"Don't smile so sweetly and say such horrible things at the same time!" Shang Rafter complained loudly.

"Didn't you say I had a pretty smile? You're going to make me smile more in the future. I'm just trying to complete your mission. Bismarck smiled even sweeter.

"I always feel that if I don't explain the truth quickly, my life will be in danger! It's going to die! I'm going to die! It's terrifying! My cat can't be sick! ”

Shang Rin felt that he had already obtained a ticket for the express train to hell at this time, and he might be able to discuss with Comrade Makoto Ito, the pioneer of the revolution, how he felt when he faced Gui Yanye's firewood knife in the next second.

However, after thinking that Brother Cheng was at least a romantic ghost, and he was still a purebred magician, Shang Rafter immediately didn't want to discuss with his predecessors how he felt about facing the blackened girl, mainly because he was afraid of being ridiculed by his seniors......

So, Shang Rafter quickly got up, stood up at Bismarck, bent down at ninety degrees, and shouted: "I'm sorry! My dear, I should have drawn myself in it! ”

On the 14th day of November in the first year of the Doomsday Era, Rear Admiral of the Navy of the Republic of the Celestial Empire, Admiral of the Doomsday Fleet of the Dawning Town, the most outstanding hero of mankind in the future, Shang Rafter, Sudden. Cause of death: Died by himself, making the ship's mother with a friendship score of less than 100 excessively shy, and was killed by a missed punch.