Wu Ming pondered for a moment and decided to have something to do with this boy, he opened his mouth and smiled, and said proudly: "Qin Xue is my girlfriend, what's wrong?" ”

This boy has always had a crush on the goddess Qin Xue, if Qin Xue finds someone better than him, he will endure it with all his anger. But Wu Ming went to that station, no matter how he looked at it, it was quite shabby, why did such cow dung let Qin Xue's gorgeous rose be inserted on him.

Hearing Wu Ming's answer, the more this boy thought about it, the more angry he became, and simply grabbed Wu Ming's neck, he had a good physique, and it was still very easy to beat Wu Ming.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing here?"

Wu Ming said, broke free from the boy's hand, and ran away, this dry little body, running like a monkey, the boy behind was out of breath, and he didn't catch up, Wu Ming successfully turned a campus sanda into a campus marathon.

After Qin Xue got out of class, she couldn't find Wu Ming, so she made a phone call to Wu Ming, and after seeing Wu Ming, she complained to Wu Ming unhappily: "What are you running, Seinfeld is famous for bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, if you are a little tougher, he won't dare to do anything to you." ”

Wu Mingcai doesn't care about this, anyway, he didn't suffer a loss, he had to hurry up and get today's business done, stretched out his hand and asked for the little paper man, take it and take a look, I don't know who put a hole in the little paper man.

This little puppet cut into concealment and avoidance is required to be flawless, which is like hiding a cat with Lord Yama, if there are flaws, it means that it is not well hidden, and sooner or later it will be found by Lord Yama.

"Questions?"

"Nope!"

Wu Ming didn't plan to tell Qin Xue the truth, for fear of disturbing Qin Xue's normal life. He found an intersection and burned the Minions, muttering a few words.

Qin Xue had been watching from the side, and she didn't know what to say. Wu Ming stood up and asked without a head: "Your classmate named Seinfeld, has anyone died in the family recently?" ”

"I haven't heard of it!"

"Hey!" Wu Ming sighed, feeling that this matter was a bit troublesome, he felt that the boy's family was dead, but he didn't see the boy wearing filial piety on his arm, maybe because it was inconvenient to go to school, so Wu Ming asked, thinking in his heart, there is a dead person in this family, he always has to take a few days off, his classmates should know, but his classmates don't know, this matter is strange.

Qin Xue didn't know what Wu Ming wanted, but Wu Ming was quite happy to come to see her, so she asked Wu Ming what he wanted to eat, and he wanted to invite Wu Ming to dinner. Wu Ming said let's eat a bowl of ramen, so Qin Xue took Wu Ming to a nearby ramen restaurant.

"Do you like ramen?"

"It's okay, when I was a child, my grandfather always made noodles to eat, and when I grew up, I wanted to vomit when I saw noodles, and after I took charge of the kitchen, I haven't eaten noodles, and since my grandfather died, I want to eat noodles again, and I think about a lot of things from before."

"You must be missing grandpa, isn't your grandpa's noodles delicious?"

"What's delicious, one year it's the New Year, and I make noodles to eat, I reminded him that it's time to go out and paste couplets, grandpa doesn't even make paste, just take the noodles and go out, noodles are better than paste."

Qin Xue laughed when she heard this, and Wu Ming couldn't help but remind: "You are such a big beauty, smile a little more reservedly." ”

The two were eating happily, Song Fei took a few people to the noodle restaurant, pointed to Wu Ming and said: "It's this kid, let's follow, when Qin Xue goes to class in the afternoon, we will clean him up, the four of us, I don't believe this kid can still run." ”

It turned out that Seinfeld was choked enough by Wu Ming, and went back to talk to a few friends, and as soon as a few people were combined, they were ready to help Seinfeld, and when they heard that Wu Ming and Qin Xue were eating at a nearby ramen restaurant, they came here.

Seeing Song Fei, Qin Xue was very unhappy, pointed at Song Fei and said, "Song Fei, don't you look for trouble?" ”

"What's wrong with me, I'm just here to eat a bowl of noodles."

The other people didn't squeak, they all looked at Wu Ming with cannibalistic eyes, they didn't know Wu Ming, but because of their brotherhood and hatred, they regarded Wu Ming as an enemy.

Wu Ming patted Qin Xue on the shoulder, walked towards Seinfeld's table, and sat down swaggeringly. Seinfeld's face turned blue, and several of them wanted to do it, but in front of Qin Xue, Seinfeld wanted some men. However, he still said bitterly: "Just like a monkey, how can you pretend to be half garlic in front of Qin Xue?" ”

"You invite me to eat a bowl of noodles, and I will save your life."

"Do you want face?"

Seinfeld didn't speak well, but Wu Ming was not angry, just like talking to Seinfeld, and seemed to be talking to himself: "Filial piety comes first, if people are not filial, sooner or later they will be punished." Sometimes, this retribution comes a little faster. This is because when a person dies, there must be a reasonable funeral, if the burial is delayed, the children and daughters do not care, the children and grandchildren are not filial, and after seven days, the corpse does not leave with resentment, that is, the corpse is cold and heavy, and you juniors will be unlucky. ”

Hearing Wu Ming say this, several classmates who followed Seinfeld couldn't help laughing, what age is this, and there are still people who believe this. If this Wu Ming is at this level, isn't he a liar, if a beautiful girl like Qin Xue is deceived by a guy of this level, then Qin Xue's IQ is also worrying.

They were all laughing, but Seinfeld's face was as white as paper.

"This kid is a fool!"

"Judging by the way he looks, he probably looks like a liar."

"Who can you fool such a lame liar!"

Several brothers laughed at Wu Ming without any scruples, but Seinfeld slammed the table and yelled, "Don't say anything." After yelling, Seinfeld turned and left.

Several of Seinfeld's friends looked at each other and finally followed. When they left, Qin Xue complained to Wu Ming: "Why do people scold like grandsons, and they don't fight back." Can you fight with the gangsters, are you still afraid of a few students? ”

Wu Ming laughed, lowered his head and ate noodles, pondering, he didn't listen to what Qin Xue said, and replied to the question: "If you Seinfeld want my contact information, you will give it to him." ”

"What?"

"Also, the funeral parlor in the city, do you know anyone? I want to check it out. ”

Qin Xue thought for a while, when her grandfather was in the Public Security Bureau, he often dealt with dead people, and there should be someone she knew, but she bargained with Wu Ming and said, "It's okay to go to the funeral home, you have to take me." ”

"Why are you so bold? In your world there is no fear of the word. ”

"I just haven't been there and want to see it."

"Does your family agree?"

"It's okay, our family, my grandfather takes care of my dad and my mom, my dad and my mom take care of me, and I take care of my grandpa."

"Your family is so good, you live and restrain each other."

Qin Xue smiled again and called the waiter to ask for a bowl of noodles, Wu Ming looked at Qin Xue, Qin Xue smiled and said, "I knew you weren't full." ”

Wu Ming nodded, he was actually a little anxious in his heart, this eating noodles, his mind remembered his grandfather, and also remembered that he had dealt with a dead corpse with his grandfather without burial, and the smell of that corpse was a little icy nose, similar to the smell on Seinfeld's body.

Death without burial, after a long time, there will be corpse cold, and this corpse cold will die. In the city, the only place where the body can be stored is the funeral home, so Wu Ming decided to go to the funeral home to have a look.