Wu Mingting cared about Chang Kun hiring a lawyer for Jiang Xiaoou, and always felt that this matter was not so simple. Think about it. But there is little room for intervention.

University correspondence courses are generally held in winter and summer vacations, and they are usually quite free, but Wu Ming is worried about finding a job to do. Unexpectedly, Wang Mazi called for help. The exam is also over, the weather is cold, Wu Ming is also worried about going back to the village to put the heating water on the old house, or there will be no one for a long time, and when it comes to winter, it will freeze. Wang Mazi begged for help, nothing big happened, Wu Ming was quite happy, thinking about going back this time, how could he have a person to take care of the meal.

Sitting in the bus, he returned to the village in a flicker, and when he got off the bus, he saw Wang Mazi nodding and greeting him.

"Grandpa, are you in good health?"

"Big nephew, you're tired, your aunt has cooked everything."

The names of these two people are confusing to outsiders. followed Wang Mazi, Wang Mazi didn't say anything, Wu Ming was not worried, and when he arrived at Wang Mazi's house, he ate unceremoniously.

The chicken stew in the village was particularly fragrant, Wu Ming wrapped a plate round, asked for a bottle of beer, and drank it sucking. After being full of wine and food, patting his round belly, he asked, "Grandpa, what happened." ”

When Wang Mazi heard Wu Ming's question, he was still smiling. When Wu Ming asked, his face was as tight as a rubber band. Seeing Wang Mazi's expression, Wu Ming felt that something was wrong, this matter was a big deal. Wang Mazi, who was as timid as a mouse, was scared like this.

Wang Mazi brewed his emotions and said tremblingly: "Yesterday, I presided over a funeral for the neighboring village, and the coffin was overturned. ”

"What? Why are you so careless. ”

The deceased's name was Jin Kui, who died in a car accident, married at the age of thirty-two, and had no children. got married, and this funeral had to be held, because there were no heirs, so I asked relatives and nephews to help break the basin.

The nephew was only six or seven years old, and according to the instructions of the adults, he fell like this, and the clay basin, which was particularly easy to break, rolled to the side with a gurgling face, and Wang Mazi didn't pay attention at that time, so he shouted out to get up the coffin. The coffin was carried out and staggered. The person who carried the coffin felt heavy, and he didn't know what to do, so the rope broke, the coffin rolled to the side, and Jin Kui's cold face leaked out.

Wu Ming listened to it and thought for a while and said: "This coffin has landed, and when you go to the underworld, you will suffer from rolling stones, you go to the crossroads to burn more paper money for Jin Kui, and also burn more for the little ghost passing by, help him to dial it, don't suffer from the crime, and it will be over." ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as Wu Ming finished saying this, Wang Mazi's face was like a bitter gourd. Wu Ming looked out and asked what else was going on. Wu Ming said with a crying voice: "This Jin Kui's body is still in the mourning hall and has not been buried. ”

The death of this car accident was originally a sad thing in the world, the coffin fell to the ground, it was enough to toss, the main family did not let the burial, Wu Ming remembered a rule, the coffin fell to the ground, and the mortuary was parked for a day. This rule is so old that you have lost your teeth, does anyone still remember it?

Anyway, after eating Wang Mazi's food, you have to solve the disaster for Wang Mazi. Wu Ming doesn't talk nonsense, people are not buried, just look at the people.

When I arrived at Jinkui's mourning hall, there was not even a person, and the little cold wind blew the canvas and thought. When I went in, the coffin lid was half-covered, and I could see the inside along the gap, but I couldn't see the face, but Wu Ming felt that something was wrong, so he was ready to reach out and touch it. Unexpectedly, Wang Mazi stopped Wu Ming, Wang Mazi said: "This master has a lot of family affairs, let's greet him first, we are getting the corpse." ”

Wu Ming nodded and agreed to this, and Wang Mazi entered the big house of the main family, the relatives inside did not leave, the funeral should have been done yesterday, and today it is still parked at home, someone has already come up with an idea to say that this is originally a horizontal death, and now I don't want to go, it will definitely bring bad luck to relatives and friends, it is better to be cremated, so it is a hundred.

As soon as Wang Mazi entered the house, these people looked at them with faces that were not faces, and their noses were not noses, and Wang Mazi accompanied him with a smile and said, "I invited the heirs of the third master." ”

In the past few decades, the white things within a radius of dozens of miles have been done by the grandfather, and the name of the third master is still a golden signboard. I heard that Wu Ming is the descendant of the third master, and everyone has a good face towards Wu Ming.

Wu Ming saluted the master's family, and then said: "If there is no funeral, then it will be a big incident." ”

A dark and thin man was particularly reluctant to listen to Wu Ming, and said with a thorn in his words: "What age is it, let's not be feudal and superstitious, this corpse is a dead man, what can happen?" ”

Wu Ming was a little unhappy, thinking to himself, if he didn't have feudal superstition, he would have helped people up, covered the coffin, and buried them, what would he do when he brought them back.

Thinking about it, Wu Ming couldn't say it, so he explained: "If the dead are placed at home, if you don't get it right, the whole family will have a stomach problem, and this stomach trouble is a trivial matter." After waiting for a long time, someone in the family is bound to get seriously ill. ”

As soon as Wu Ming's words landed, a few people were moved, some people in this family had already started to have stomach troubles, and they didn't know what the disease was, but they had diarrhea, and they were very smelly.

Jin Kui's father said: "Since the heirs of the third master are here, let's bury Da Kui." ”

The coffin was not carried on the hearse, and was carried back to the funeral shed, which was enough to toss, if it was delayed and not buried, something really happened, then no one would dare to take care of it.

Before, everyone didn't bury because they didn't know how to bury it, but since Wu Ming came, of course they had to listen to Wu Ming. When Wu Ming returned to the tent, his face changed color, and the ever-bright lights in the mourning shed went out. The lid of the coffin was also closed again.

The one who was black and thin just now had the eyesight to light the everlasting lamp. At this time, Wu Ming knew that this black and thin guy was Jin Kui's brother-in-law.

According to common sense, it is normal for the coffin to stop for a day, and when the burial is resumed, the family will burn the paper, and the younger generations will kowtow.

The coffin lid was still open just now, and when the coffin lid is open, the face needs to be rearranged before it can be buried. But the lid of the coffin closed on its own.

Jin Kui's brother-in-law, Sun Xizi, finished getting the lantern, came over to look at the silent Wu Ming, and said without long eyes: "According to the rules, this gift money has to be halved, right?" ”

Wang Mazi was about to say, we don't want this gift money, but before he could say it, he was stopped by Wu Ming, Wu Ming said: "I didn't expect that Brother Sun still knows the rules, according to the rules, even if there are no heirs, someone must guard the spirit, where did this spirit keeper go?" ”

"What can you do without a Guardian?"

Sun Xizi was very unhappy, and her tone changed.

Wu Ming smiled and said, "There is no soul keeper, what should I do if the dead run away." ”

This is just a joke, I didn't expect Jin Kui's father to take it seriously, so he asked people to open the lid of the coffin to take a look, but when he opened it, it was a dummy wearing clothes.

Everyone was in a mess at once, Wang Mazi was so frightened that he pulled Wu Ming's arm and said, "Little ancestor, can we ignore this matter?" ”

Wu Ming didn't squeak, he also got goosebumps, this matter is not simple, otherwise how could he unconsciously say a joke on such an occasion.