033 Dodge away, I'm going to pretend to be forced!!
The captain observed Niuniu's every move very carefully, and even summed up the essence of "damn mentally retarded" from her complicated expression. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But she can't understand Niuniu's mental journey after all, and she doesn't know the story behind it.
It is a poignant love story of dog abuse in all senses, about the sadomasochistic love between a beautiful little fox dog and four male dogs.
Let's start with the communication between An Ran and Shang Yi, and decided to immediately set off to Shandong Bluffrey College to find Gülen, after all, every extra second of waiting in this situation is a kind of torment for Shang Yi, almost like an old grandmother is crossing the street and grabs the captain to prevent her from helping, which makes the person concerned unbearable.
The captain couldn't stop the two of them, so he had to urge two more sentences:
"You two went to Shandong don't patronize and play, remember to prepare for the show in a month. I have another movie to start filming, and I'm going to report to the crew this Friday, so I don't have time to watch you. ”
An Ran and Shangyi were very curious: "What movie?" ”
As a Chinese superhero and even the most popular star in the entertainment industry, the captain has made a lot of movies, each of which is a big production, and her background and ability make her more comfortable in the entertainment industry, and almost every script is tailor-made for her.
The captain just wanted to answer, but was stopped by An Ran, who had a protruding heart:
"Don't say it yet, I'll guess first! The fifth part of "Ip Man"? "Two days ago, when I was bored, I watched the grapevine news and saw that there was news on the Internet that the Ip Man crew was going to invite the captain to play Ip Man's wife. It is said that the highlight of this drama is the plot of domestic violence, Ip Man was beaten from the basement to the attic by his wife, and a set of Shenglong Fist followed, without landing.
"Don't believe those gossip, how can there be such a thing! If you really dare to act like this, let alone the director and screenwriter, even I will be scolded to death! The captain hurriedly shook his head.
"Who said that, at least those feminist fighters who are as vast as a sea of smoke will support you. Domestic violence beating the husband is definitely a good thing in their eyes, especially when the husband is particularly able to fight and dare not fight back, maybe when he posts on Weibo, he will say that this is a magnificent song of women's resistance to oppression. An Ran couldn't help but complain.
"That's the second part of "Big Fish and Begonia", "Big Donkey Sea Intestine", I heard that it is a film that perfectly combines traditional Chinese food and ancient mythology."
An Ran has also seen the trailer of this movie, and the love story in it is very touching. A white dragon falls in love with a sea intestine in the Dragon Palace, but the sea intestine admires the handsome fisherman. After the sea intestines were voluntarily caught and landed, the white dragon resolutely followed him, but was relegated to be an ordinary black donkey for violating the laws of the Dragon Palace.
The plot twists and turns, and the sea intestine finally realizes that what she loves is not the fisherman with a handsome face, but the donkey who is willing to give everything for her. In the end, the two protagonists are finally reunited at the dinner table in the form of donkey meat baked cakes and leek sea sausages, which sublimates the connotation of the whole movie with a sad and joyful ending.
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"Go, go, what are you talking nonsense? Big Fish and Begonia is a good movie, you are not allowed to hack it! The captain glared at Enron. You must know that when she was watching it in the movie theater, she cried a lot.
"What the hell is that?" Hearing the captain and An Ran joking back and forth like this, which aroused Shang Yi's curiosity, she couldn't help but ask.
The captain looked a little embarrassed, and it took a long time before he whispered:
"It is a cooperation project between the film studio of country Z and Marvel, "Captain China 3: Tianshen Squad".
"Talking about our squad?!" Enron was amazed.
"Yes, Da Wei also went to her true colors to act in a few scenes, and her square dance stopped all the assistant directors and above at that time."
"Then why didn't you call me there?" Although Enron has no interest in such a thing, whether he is invited or not is another matter. After all, Enron's role as the messenger of light in the Celestial Team is still quite popular, and his role in the movie is definitely not light.
"You......" The captain thought about how to say it to be tactful: "On weekdays, you stand in a ball of light, and everyone doesn't know your face." In the movie, the stuntman has a circle of light bulbs around his body, and with a little special effects, it is exactly the same as you. ”
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Afterwards, An Ran said that he was very unconvinced, Guldan's ugly and dying appearance still had to find Wu Yanzu to play it, why should he, the role of the messenger of light, just find an extra.
Naturally, the captain didn't say anything, just symbolically comforted him, and diverted from this embarrassing topic.
Later that day, An Ran and Shangyi set off for Shandong, and the captain also rushed to the crew to prepare for work.
Although she was anxious, Shang Yi still kept everything in order. She suggested to An Ran to take the high-speed train to Shandong, although it would take five hours, but since the two of them set off in the middle of the night, it happened to be early tomorrow morning when they arrived, and it was appropriate to go to Gülen again.
An Ran originally thought that he would go to heaven without saying a word, and fly directly to Shandong with Shang Yi. But since Shang Yi had already arranged it, he was happy to obey his fate, after all, it was all troublesome in his opinion.
He had never taken a high-speed train, and when he used to go to college in the south, he took a plane because it was too far away. The first time I took the high-speed train, Enron still felt very strange.
And soon, this high-speed rail trip brought him an unforgettable experience.
Two hours after boarding the train, because it was late at night, most of the passengers in the carriage fell asleep. But at this moment, an abrupt voice broke the silence.
"Robbery!" A gruff voice resounded throughout the carriage.
Silence soon returned to the carriage. At most, someone rubbed their eyes impatiently, complained that who watched the movie so loudly, it was really immoral, and then fell asleep again.
The scene was a little embarrassing for a while, and the voice just now waited for a while before mustering up the courage to shout again:
"Don't sleep, get up! Heist it! ”
An Ran was the first person in the carriage to realize that this was not a joke, and his super vision could see that there were four well-dressed strong men standing at the end of the carriage, all wearing a black hood to cover their faces. What is surprising is that Enron's super vision can't see through this thin layer of cloth.
After a few seconds, Enron reacted, and then was so happy that he almost jumped out of his seat:
"Finally made me wait for this day, and my main character template has finally arrived!
I've been looking forward to a few people who don't know life and death to appear in front of me since I got the ability, but the security in country Z is too good (and Enron doesn't even go out on weekdays) so I waited until today to finally wait.
The time has finally come for me to pretend to be punched in the face!!
I'm going to pretend! What is the difference between people not pretending to be forced and salted fish?!! ”