001 Superman who retired early
The interviewer looked up and looked surprised. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The resume in her hand was so weird that it looked like a prank, but the nervous older young man in front of her was no different from the fresh college students she was common in her work, they were all simple and easy for people to see through at a glance, and they didn't look like the kind of who came to find trouble.
Trying to look back at the resume, the interviewer swallowed unconsciously.
"Name: Enron.
Date of birth: July 1, 1994
Age: 27 years old
Education: September 2012 - August 2016, XX University of Chinese Medicine
From August 2016 to February 2017, he graduated from the Temporary Hero Training Course in L Province.
From February 2017 to July 2017, he graduated from the first national superhero technical and tactical and ideological and moral education class (excellent technical and tactical results, ranking first among 32 students. )
Work experience: In 2015, I practiced for three months in XX Hospital, XX City
In 2016, he was the main player of the Temporary Temporary Hero Brigade of L Province
From 2017 to 2020, he was a member of the Mythical Rapid Response Team directly under the Ministry of State Security, with an all-round amphibious combat force.
Specialty: A little bit of clinical medicine foundation (almost forgotten)
Can fly, it's pretty fast
It can absorb solar energy, and it is full when it basks in the sun, and there is no need to provide working meals
Strong strength (the kind that can carry aircraft carriers and planes)
The body is strong, and there is no need to buy labor insurance
Job direction: transport worker
……”
It took three or five deep breaths before the female interviewer could speak.
"So, you're a member of the Celestial Squad, a veteran superhero?" The interviewer's breath was a little short, as a middle-level leader of the company, she was also an ordinary middle-aged woman, with a very popular entertainment method. The superhero show is the hottest topic recently, and she is much more famous than the fast man and superwoman of the year, the voice of country Z, etc., and she is also one of the enthusiastic audiences.
"Hey, yes, but I'm retired." Enron was a little embarrassed, after all, retirement was a little early for a twenty-seven-year-old man.
After receiving An Ran's affirmative answer, the interviewer almost stood up from the chair and made a gesture of Xi Shi, with some small stars popping up in his eyes from time to time, making An Ran wonder if this female interviewer was also a potential awakener.
Under An Ran's somewhat embarrassed gaze, the female interviewer finally discovered her gaffe, and hurriedly cleaned up her expression and sat up straight.
"Ahem, that ...... Then why did you come to our company to apply, no, no, no, no, I don't welcome you, but you know, our company's main business is in international trade and transportation, and there is no need for security personnel or the like......" The female interviewer tried her best to make her tone polite and professional, but she still couldn't hide the blush under the thick foundation.
The topic came back to the Celestial Squad, and An Ran relaxed a little, no longer like an inexperienced young man, and perfunctory some confidential questions under the pretense of haha:
"Haha, I'm still good at fighting bad guys in the first two years, but recently, somehow, suddenly the organization wants to professionalize superheroes, and I see that there is a trend of debuting as an idol, I don't like these things that are too troublesome, so I took the initiative to apply for early retirement.
As for coming to your company for an interview, what I want to do is work in international trade and transportation. I have thought about it, I have an advantage in carrying the goods to do international express delivery under this condition, as long as the packaging is tightly bundled, I carry dozens of containers of goods at a time is no problem, if your company hires me, I guarantee that the cost is lower than that of air freight, and the speed is faster than sea freight! ”
The interviewer's eyes widened, and it took a long time to keep up with Enron's train of thought. While wiping his sweat, he mechanically said that he would report Enron's cooperation intention to the leader, and asked Enron to leave his contact information and politely sent him out of the interview room. Of course, before leaving, I asked An Ran to sign her notebook. Although Enron disliked his shameful ugliness, he did not refuse.
The female interviewer, who was shocked by An Ran several times in a row, had a disordered breath, sweat sticking to her hair and sticking to her cheeks, and the professional makeup on her face was a little spent. When she walked out of the interview room behind An Ran, her eyes were still a little dazed, and she lowered her head and followed behind An Ran.
The time of Enron's interview was already a little weird, and looking at the female interviewer's appearance of being tossed so easily, the candidates in line outside couldn't help whispering:
"This ...... Is there an unspoken rule in this interview? The young man who spoke secretly glanced at An Ran, saw that he had a beautiful face, and couldn't help but be convinced again.
"It looks like it, but I don't hear much sound, maybe the room is well insulated." A somewhat obscene middle-aged uncle next to him chimed in.
"Ahem......" These voices naturally couldn't escape An Ran's ears, and choked him a lot, but he didn't expect passers-by to have such a strong associative ability. His face quietly reddened, and he didn't dare to explain, so Enron lowered his head and walked straight out of the area where the transportation company was located in the talent market.
The noisy talent market, the young people who are in a hurry, and the muddy air that is familiar and makes him a little irritable.
"Alas~ failed again, sure enough, I'm still more suitable for being an abandoned house."
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didn't want to provoke those fanatical reporters, An Ran didn't dare to kick his legs and fly home directly, so he had to obediently go out and take a taxi.
I bought a few popsicles at the shop at my doorstep, and although the scorching summer did not have much impact on the safety of the solar energy, it was still difficult to resist the temptation of lying in bed and eating ice cream in the summer.
opened the door, threw his resume on the bed in a mess, and An Ran, who was holding a popsicle, instantly returned to his dead house, bored and bored.
Brushing up on the Internet news, he was quickly attracted to attention.
"A woman slashed people on the street with a 40-meter-long knife, and a female college student was stabbed six times in a row......" - Penguin News
"The man went out with a kitchen knife and slashed 13 people because ......of a family dispute" - Penguin News
The popsicle in An Ran's mouth almost didn't fall to the ground, and when I looked at the relevant comments, sure enough, netizens were criticizing the unscrupulous media.
"These media people are really shameless and privileged, so they should ......" Halfway through muttering to himself, a flash of inspiration flashed in An Ran's head, and the ridicule on the corner of his mouth froze on his face.
Hurriedly took out his mobile phone and dialed the familiar number
"Hey, what's the matter, you don't want to retire again? I can tell you, the captain is very angry with you, and he will definitely not help you with the five insurances and one housing fund. A lazy female voice came from the other end of the phone.
"It's not this, Dawei, I want to ask if the one on the news who slashed people with a forty-meter-long knife is your ......" An Ran interrupted.
The girl who wanted to complain a few more words choked up all of a sudden, and asked with a little weakness: "It's all on the news?" How did I not know? ”
An Ran covered his forehead, and sure enough, he didn't guess wrong.
This girl is also a member of the Celestial Squad, originally named Xiaowei, but her main ability is to change the size of objects. Her favorite thing in the past is to amplify all kinds of things, and the idea is "big is good!" Big is strong! So over time, she was called Dawei by the other team members.
An Ran was a little helpless, Da Wei didn't do things in a way for a day or two, and she didn't know what to say about her, so she had to ask helplessly:
"Why did the female college student provoke you again, you want to use a forty-meter-long knife to cut someone?"
Speaking of this Da Wei, she was very angry: "It's not because of that little . . . Prostitute. Son seduces my wife! She ran too fast, and people couldn't catch up, so she had to stretch the knife a little longer. But don't worry, she is not an ordinary person, a member of the Russian Blood Bear family, her recovery ability is not much worse than that of Lao Wang, and she can't die with a few stabs. ”
The young man is really wild, and An Ran doesn't know what to say to Da Wei's fierce lace edge. But thinking about it, I breathed a sigh of relief, not to mention that I was retired, even if I didn't retire, this kind of thing was the responsibility of the captain.
"Speaking of Lao Wang, what's wrong with him recently, I see that he is also on the news, and he also set fire to his own house."
"He's green again."
"It's not a matter of a day or two that he has been green by every girlfriend, and there is already a grassland above his head, why is he suddenly so excited this time. He could have recovered from being burned to ashes, but it would have been a shame to have burned the furniture. "Since retirement and laid-off, Enron, who can't receive pension and pension insurance, has a sense of economic crisis, thinking that the pear blossom wood furniture of Lao Wang's house is worth a lot of money, and it is a pity that it was burned.
"Alas~" Da Wei also sighed as she said: "Maybe it's too miserable to be green this time, his recent girlfriend has always been very good to him before, I don't know why he suddenly changed his sex, and found thirteen men to green him together, don't talk about that scene...... Although Lao Wang was so green that he had experienced a hundred battles, he was also stunned when he went home and saw this scene.
At that time, he was looking for a tactical nuclear bomb to hold the martyrdom, but when he didn't find it, he burned his home with gasoline. I didn't expect those adulterers to run very fast, Lao Wang couldn't bear this anger, and before he recovered, he picked up the kitchen knife and went out to chase and kill the thirteen adulterers, and then he was photographed. ”
"Hiss......" An Ran took a deep breath.
"Enron?"
"Well, I'm fine, hang up first. You comfort and comfort Lao Wang for me, and tell him that if he can't do it, don't look for a girlfriend, how good it is to be single like me. ”
"Got it, I'll talk to him. And the captain may be going to you recently and say that he must pull you back into the squad, and you decide. Bye. ”
Listening to the beep sound coming from the phone after hanging up, An Ran trembled and was convinced that his early retirement was a wise decision.
"No, let's go to the talent market tomorrow......"