Ciyun Temple was originally a famous Zen forest resort outside Chengdu. The Taoist system of the temple belongs to the Zen lineage, and the spring forest in the temple is quite impressive. Although it coincides with troubled times, the vast majority of people are in a hurry every day, but they seek to save their lives in troubled times and have no intention of playing. But there are also some literati who consciously "the world can change the dynasty, but it can't change the rule of the world with scholars", so they still call friends and spend their days leisurely - Tsz Yun Temple came to such eighteen scholars a few days ago.

Now that the Southern Ming Dynasty is in decline, Li Dingguo, the governor of the southwest, is also a vulgar warrior, and he actually reuses those peddlers and pawns, and treats us and other well-educated people as nothing! Immediately provoked Sergeant Shu Lin in an uproar! Countless people wrote in their diaries, "Li Pifu treats scholars slowly, isolates himself from the Shu people, and he will die one day without a place to be buried!" After writing it, I was afraid that I would be found out and cut off my head, so I had to burn it with tears......

coincided with the Northern Qing Dynasty wanting to win the hearts of the people, and opened the imperial examination in the second year of Kangxi. So a group of scholars in Shuzhong saw Kang Mazi's will and were overjoyed! They gathered more than a dozen people, secretly shaved an ugly money rat tail, and wanted to cross the river to the north to make a name for themselves. In their opinion, any Huayi distinction is bullshit! The words of the saints can always be found in the books of the saints, and the reader is very familiar with this set.

If the Southern Ming Dynasty does not open the imperial examination, it will inevitably eat jujube pills, and the Northern Qing Dynasty, which opened the imperial examination and "ruled the world with scholars", is the right thing in the world! As for shaving your head for this...... Compared with the fame of the scholars, the ancestor is a fart! In the future, if Lao Tzu becomes a party leader, scrapes the land for ten years, and repairs the triple archway, the glory is not the face of the ancestors!

Therefore, the world is the best at thinking openly. It's also these literati.

These scholars wanted to go north to catch the exam, and held a feast in the Liangwei House in Chengdu Mansion. During the argument with others, he also shouted, "I am a scholar." It's your parents in the future! Dare not let me, not to mention that you will die without a place to bury in the future! It's to beat you pickled goods half to death today, and then send them to the official for punishment! Then Li Dingguo will also be on our side. As a result, the soldiers patrolling the streets heard it, and without saying a word, they dragged them out, and the eighteen soldiers took off their pants, and the white buttocks were lined up, and they were beaten well!

After the fight. Throw them out of the city one by one! And with a message, "Get out!" With a scholar like you, we can't afford to lose that person in Chengdu Mansion! ”

The men wept like a mournful cry. There were each other supporting each other to find a place to stay, but they were so tired that they walked twenty or thirty miles, but they crashed into Ciyun Temple......

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Those soldiers just wanted to teach these soldiers a lesson who ate people and didn't do anything, and each of them had five boards. The hit is not heavy. After they were thrown out of the city, they walked more than twenty miles in one go. Qi and blood are active, and most of the injuries on the buttocks have healed. If the soldiers really make a dead hand, it is good that they are not disabled, how can they still be in the mood to run around.

Entering the Tsz Yun Temple, there was a little novice who respectfully entertained them, and these scholars returned to their true colors. Feeling that it was appropriate for others to arrange food and lodging for them, the novices stood on top of the cloister one by one when they were busy with their work. Comment on the mountain scenery. One of them squirted at the abbot's meditation room.

He pointed to the celebrity calligraphy and paintings hanging on the four walls of the meditation room and said, "You are the smoke and rain of Mi Xiangyang in the west." To the north is the middle hall of Fang Xiaoru. Only this painting hanging in the middle of the meditation bed is simply vulgar! Isn't this on the Buddha's head! ”

After hearing this, a person who was unconsciously mixed in with the scholars touched his nose awkwardly and confirmed again...... This is not the Shaolin Temple!

Sure enough, after hearing that person's evaluation, a group of scholars who had a sore egg and a sore butt all gathered over, pointing and judging the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea Chart. In the end, everyone was filled with righteous indignation, as if a painting had been misplaced and had committed a heinous crime!

And they have been spraying for so long, even the saliva has been sprayed dry, but the abbot of this Zen temple still hasn't appeared! It's just that the uncle can bear it, and the aunt can't bear it! So one of the scholars jumped onto the meditation bed and grabbed the painting directly. But when he lifted the painting, he couldn't tear it off, because the other end of the painting was attached to the wall. He tugged hard a few times, only to hear a "click", and a secret door opened on the side of the meditation room, revealing a brightly dressed woman......

Famous temples、Possession of women... Words flashed through the minds of these scholars, and many people seemed to see a golden bamboo pole!

If you don't die, you won't die, Lu Yuan shook his head, left the pile of scholars, and stood in the courtyard. As soon as he went out, he heard a rumbling behind him, and the wooden walls that fell on all sides had sealed the meditation room into a secret room. Lu Yuanshi Shi Ran walked away, without the slightest intention of saving him. He didn't deliberately blend in with the crowd, but as soon as he rested at the city gate, a large number of white butts were thrown in front of him. Then a group of people pulled him and asked him how to get to Ciyun Temple, and Lu Yuan had to be a tour guide for a while.

But it's just a guided tour.

Lu Yuan watched the fish swimming in the water compete for food, and he didn't hear the screams coming from the backyard from time to time.

After a while, a monk with some demeanor came out of the backyard over the wall, landed in front of Lu Yuan, and announced the Buddha's name, "Amitabha, poor monk Zhitong, Xi is the abbot of Ciyun Temple." I don't know if this benefactor is all the way with those scholars? As he spoke, his eyes flashed fiercely, and his footsteps had unconsciously stopped in front of Lu Yuan. At this time, several tall monks jumped out one after another, surrounding Lu Yuan.

"You're Zhitong?" Lu Yuan held his hand, looked him up and down, and said casually. "I'm Songshan Shaolin Temple Yuanzhu, have you heard my name?"

"The angry monk who slapped Qingcheng Zhumei!" Zhitong shouted out of voice. He began to think that Lu Yuan was on the same path with those scholars, but Lu Yuan didn't care about the lives of those people, so he had already shaken his thoughts. When he got closer and saw Lu Yuan's quiet bearing, he already knew that Lu Yuan was definitely not an ordinary person, so he asked carefully. How do you know that Lu Yuan turned out to be the most rumored angry monk in the rivers and lakes recently!

"Angry monk?" Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, then nodded happily, "This nickname is good, I smiled at it." ”

Zhitong saw that Lu Yuan was younger than he imagined, and he couldn't help but have doubts in his heart. "May I ask why the master came to Tsz Yun Temple? If it is a pending order, Tsz Yun Temple needs to prepare a major event recently, and I am afraid that I will not have time to entertain the master......"

"It's okay, I'm just here to fight the sword in Ciyun Temple, and I just want to beat Zhu Shorty again." Lu Yuan said bluntly.

Zhitong was taken aback when he heard that Lu Yuan had uncovered his plan, and he froze there a little and didn't know what to do. At this time, it happened that another evil sect master, the powder-faced Buddha Yude, carried a black cloth bag over the wall and entered. The bag kept squirming, and from time to time a woman's cry came from inside, obviously a woman from Yu De! He saw Yu De embarrassed, and deliberately shouted, "How do you prove that you are an angry monk?!" I see that you have no spiritual power, and your skills are also ordinary, so you won't be a swagger! ”

Lu Yuan had been frowning in disgust since he saw him, and when he heard the provocation, he sneered. His body suddenly turned into a phantom, and the next moment he was already standing beside Yu De. Lu Yuan was carrying a black pocket in his hand, which one was not the one Yu De was carrying! The people around were all taken aback, and when they saw Lu Yuan again, they glanced sideways at the powder-faced Buddha Yu De.

That gaze is like a sword! Yu De only felt that his body was instantly paralyzed, his hands and feet were stiff, and he couldn't even move his fingers!

"Prepare a separate meditation room for me, I can't see anything pickled! So don't show up in front of me like this, spare him once this time, and don't blame my subordinates for being merciless next time! Lu Yuan picked up the black bag, "What are you waiting for?" ”

"It's... Be! Go and prepare a meditation room for the master! Master Yuanzhu, please go this way~" Seeing Lu Yuan's miraculous skills, Zhitong's attitude immediately changed one hundred and eighty degrees. You must know that Yu De is only slightly inferior to him, and he can't stop this person's prestige! Such a master is the much-needed help of Ciyun Temple, and it cannot be let go no matter what. That Emei Zhu Mei is a number of masters of the older generation, and now the top masters of the evil sect have not arrived, and no one in Heciyun Temple is the opponent of that Zhu dwarf! The appearance of the angry monk, even if it was only against Zhu Mei, it would greatly boost the morale of this side.

However, Zhitong still had a little righteousness, walked halfway, and said cautiously. "Master Yuanzhu, my senior brother Yu De offended you Huwei, and you punished him. I just don't know what you're using......"

Lu Yuan glanced at him, "That's my unique secret, the first sword of the three swords to ward off evil spirits - 'infertility', and I also have the two swords of 'painless abortion' and 'family planning', you are welcome to come and try." ”

"Don't dare~Don't dare~"

*****

At night, a terrible scream suddenly came from inside the Tsz Yun Temple, and the sound was full of unbelievable emotions.

"I, why can't I get hard?!!"

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PS: It's still a double change. (To be continued.) )