Chapter 40 Skinny Sauce

Hearing the shrill shouts outside, I chuckled in a low voice: "Ahahaha, I'm not human, of course I'm cunning......"

After saying that, I looked at the heron and smiled at her: "Egret, I really can't help but want to go out and meet this stupid and stupid guy, let's go out and play with it, how about it?" ”

The heron said in a slightly hoarse voice: "Good master, if it dares to be disrespectful to its master, the heron will kill it!" ”

I nodded and smiled, "Okay! Let's go! After saying that, he kicked the door of the supermarket and rushed out. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The supermarket door that flew out quickly knocked down the two zombies outside, and at the same time, the figures of Lu and I turned into two white afterimages and appeared on the street.

The zombies around us noticed us and scattered in all directions. The shrill voice just now sounded again: "Huh! Fearless...... Mankind...... How dare you...... Come out ......"

I smiled contemptuously: "If you have the ability, don't hide in the zombie pile, come out quickly!" ”

"I've never ...... I haven't seen it...... Such a bold ...... Mankind...... Come on! As the shrill shouts came, I felt a strong wind swoop towards me.

I snorted under my breath and picked up my little paw to grab at the wind. As if sensing danger, the strong wind flashed out of front of me in an instant and rushed towards the heron.

I yelled, "Heron, don't kill it yet!" ”

"Yes! Master! As the heron answered me softly, her arms instantly turned into two long white snakes and rushed towards the figure that turned into a strong wind.

The figure clearly sensed danger again, and emerged from under the encirclement of the two long white snakes with great dexterity.

I was slightly surprised by how flexible the figure was, and smiled, "Hey! There are two hits! Can you run away from the palm of the heron's hand? ”

The figure instantly shifted a few meters away from us, and stood still on the ground, and I could see what it looked like: it was a very, very thin zombie, far thinner than me and the heron. However, from her stray hair in a shawl and her pale and emaciated face, I could tell that she was a female zombie.

I laughed and said, "Lulu, have you seen her skinny appearance?" I think she's the skinniest zombie I've ever seen! ”

Heron said softly, "Yes, master...... She's so thin that I don't have the appetite to eat her......"

"You ...... What nonsense? The ultra-thin zombie roared in a thin voice, "I...... I'm ...... than before I've gained a lot of weight! ”

Listening to her shrill voice and looking at her appearance, I suddenly felt that she was a little familiar, as if I had seen her somewhere before. So, I said to the heron, "Heron, how do I think she looks familiar?" Have we seen her before? ”

Heron stared at the ultra-thin zombie with her big, blood-red and beautiful eyes. The ultra-skinny zombie also glared at me and the heron with her big blood-red eyes.

Suddenly, she exclaimed, "Benefactor! You guys...... Really...... O my benefactor! After speaking, she actually knelt on the ground with a "plop", and said excitedly: "Benefactor...... You still ...... Remember me? ”

"Benefactor?" I wondered, "I don't remember ever being kind to anyone...... Because the zombies I encountered were either killed by me or eaten by me......"

The super thin zombie said excitedly: "It's because of ...... I...... It's too skinny, so ...... You don't have ...... Eat me...... Just let me go...... I'm going to ...... Today......"

I hurriedly said, "Please! Can you say it in its entirety, without breaking in and off! ”

The super thin zombie continued to say excitedly: "I ...... I...... Exceed...... Be...... Worry...... Only...... Exceed...... Say no...... Clear......"

"Ahh Don't let me be in a hurry, okay? Believe it or not, I'm going to eat you right now! I yelled.

The ultra-thin zombie panicked: "The benefactor is angry...... Calm your anger...... Do you really ...... Don't remember me? ...... in Y City The entrance of the water shop...... You got me out of the van...... Put it out...... Let me go find food ......"

Listening to the words of the super thin zombie, I immediately thought of the scene when I went to the water shop with the heron to find bath water. Indeed, we found a skinny zombie in a leather robe and bones in the van in front of the water shop.

I said suspiciously, "You are the zombie in the van at the beginning?" ”

The super thin zombie replied excitedly: "Uh-huh! It's me...... It's me...... That's me! ”

I was surprised and said, "If that's really you...... You've gained a lot of weight...... You're still very thin, but you've gained a lot of weight at the moment......"

The super thin zombie was so excited that he was about to cry out and said, "Benefactor! It is precisely because of ...... You...... Take me ...... Put it out, and ...... No...... Eat me...... That's why it's ...... Today I! So...... So...... I want to repay you! ”

I hurriedly said, "Ah! I'm so anxious to hear you! If you want to repay me, first speak coherently! ”

The super thin zombie hurriedly nodded excitedly, and held back for a long time before slowly saying, "As a zombie...... We usually ...... Didn't speak...... It is precisely because you have just put your benefactor ...... Mistaken for a human ...... I just spoke......"

The super skinny zombie's words immediately aroused my questions, and I asked her, "That's right! I forgot about what you interrupted just now. Did you get these zombies? What are you blocking us in the supermarket for? Do you think we are human? ”

The super thin zombie's face struggled to squeeze out a stiff smile, and said in a slurred voice: "Benefactor...... You, as a ...... Extremely powerful zombie ...... Why go to the supermarket...... Looking for food for human beings? ”

I laughed and said, "Hehe...... For the sake of you calling me a benefactor and me having a good impression of you, I won't bother with you about the two things you just did that I hate the most......

After I finished speaking, the super thin zombie was suddenly startled and panicked: "Benefactor! I was wrong! I...... Wrong! Could you please ...... Strict...... Severe ...... Criticize me...... Scold me...... Correct me...... All right? ”

"Oops, I'll go! The old horse of the zombie world was born......" Nana's words rang in my ears, and she didn't know when she appeared next to me silently.

I glared at Nana and said, "Sister Na, aren't you collecting food for humans inside, what are you doing here?" Don't you see me and my friend skinny sauce catching up? ”

"I'm cao! Skinny Sauce ...... What a loving and apt name! Nana covered her mouth and smiled: "Sister, I suddenly discovered another talent of yours......"

I pouted and said suspiciously, "What talent?" ”

Nana smiled charmingly: "Name someone else, give it a nickname!" Aha! ”

I pouted and said, "Boring! Hurry in and collect food for humans! After collecting it, we still have to find zombies with good brains! ”

"I'm not worried about you!" Nana smiled: "Since you know each other and are still friends, then you continue to chat, I won't bother." After speaking, Nana disappeared in front of my eyes in a blink of an eye, and when I saw her again, she was already in the supermarket, and said with a charming smile: "Brother Yu, don't block the door and guard your precious daughter-in-law!" She caught up with her acquaintances...... It's a woman, not a man...... Aha! ”

After Nana left, the super thin zombie asked me sincerely. "Benefactor...... Benefactor...... Please tell me...... Just now...... What was done...... What you hate the most...... All right? ”

I said with a serious face, "Okay, for your sake...... Heron, tell her what she just did! ”

"Yes! Master! After answering softly, Lu Lu looked at the super thin zombie, learned my tone, and said solemnly: "My master...... There are many things that are hated most...... If anyone has done what their master hates the most...... It is a capital offense...... The death penalty will be imposed...... I'm going to die! ”

Lulu's words made the ultra-thin zombie shudder a few times, and the zombies gathered behind her stepped back a lot.

Heron continued: "Just now you did a total of two things that your master hated the most! First, after the master asks you a question, instead of answering the master, you ask the master and ask the master a question. The second thing is what the master hates the most! It's you who say that the master is a zombie! To tell you the truth, I used to say that the master is a zombie, and no one in this world is still alive until I meet you! ”

After the heron finished speaking, the ultra-thin zombie shivered a few times in a row. The zombie group behind her took a dozen steps back, and many zombies had quietly run away .......

The super thin zombie looked back and said in a panic: "Hey...... You guys...... You ...... Cowardly guys! If it weren't for ...... Your brains don't taste good...... I've eaten you all a long time ago! ”

The words of the super thin zombie aroused my question again, and I hurriedly asked her: "By the way, skinny sauce, after listening to your words, I thought of another question, why are the zombies in S City and the surrounding villages and towns so stinky, and their brains don't smell good at all?" Except, of course, you...... Your brain smells good and enticing...... I want to eat your brain......"

Hearing my words, the super thin zombie hurriedly covered his head and begged for mercy: "Benefactor! Don't! I changed ...... I'm all changing...... Please don't eat my ......"

I laughed and said, "Hey, hey! I'm kidding you! I didn't eat you at the beginning, so I let you go. I still won't eat you, and I'll let you go! But you'll have to tell me all about it! ”

The super thin zombie said excitedly: "Thank you...... The grace of not killing! Your ...... Great kindness, I ...... It will definitely ...... Repaid! ”

I smiled and said, "Since you want to repay me, the first thing you do is to finish the words first, speak slowly, don't worry...... Second, tell me why the zombies in S City are so stinky! Third, tell me what are you doing with these zombies blocking us in the supermarket? Fourth, tell me why there are no humans in S City, and where have all the human survivors here gone? ”

The super thin zombie held back for a long time, and said slowly: "Okay...... I said slowly...... Speak slowly...... Zombie ...... in S City The reason why it stinks...... It's because ...... You let me think about it...... That's right! That is true...... After you let me go in Y City, I slowly felt it...... There are two of the most powerful zombies in Y City...... One is you...... The other is...... It's something I've never seen, let alone dare to see...... So...... I think...... I'm a little stronger than the average zombie and most zombies...... But in the shadow of the two of you...... I don't have the strength to snatch food with you two...... So I left Y City and headed north to S City...... When I arrived in S City, I realized that there were no humans here at all...... It was easy to find a few zombies who could speak and express their thoughts, so I asked...... It's been a long, long time since there have been humans in S City to eat...... That's why the zombies here are getting more and more stinky......"

I frowned and said, "What you say doesn't make sense! Based on my understanding of zombies, the more advanced the zombie that evolves, the stronger the stench on its body will be, but its brain will become more and more fragrant and attractive! However, the zombies in S City not only have super smelly bodies, but they don't even smell fragrant in their brains, which makes people have no desire to eat at all! ”

The super thin zombie hurriedly explained: "What do I know about zombies...... Far less than a benefactor...... But that's really all I know...... As for me...... With a zombie...... Blocking you in the supermarket...... I thought you were human...... Because there are only human beings...... will go to the supermarket to find food...... By the way, benefactor, you take so much human food...... Do you want to find a supermarket too...... Places like that, to human beings...... Make a trap and use the food that humans eat...... Lure humans in, and then ...... Take them ...... plugged inside, then ...... Get them! ”

I laughed and said, "Is this how you hunt down humans?" Have you ever succeeded? ”

The super thin zombie said helplessly: "It has never been successful...... It's so easy to see...... A few of you went in, but I didn't expect ...... Or are you the benefactor...... I'm so sad...... Ever since I left Y City...... I haven't met a single human ......."

I said sympathetically, "Then what do you eat to live?" Eat the brains of these stinky zombies? ”

The super thin zombie nodded helplessly: "When you are extremely hungry...... Grab a few ...... It smells like a good eat...... That's all there is to it......"