Chapter 35: Friends
Early the next morning, Mr. Tan went to the bitter monk to "discuss", and the general content was that I should be released after the goal was achieved, and I should not be killed completely. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
As for Xiao Rulai, he didn't follow Mr. Tan with him, and followed me back to the house.
In a small room.
Xiao Rulai sat on the chair.
I sat on the bed.
We looked at each other silently, our expressions a little complicated.
After a long silence, I couldn't help but open my mouth first.
"What's .........?"
"Huh?" Xiao Rulai stared at me intently.
"Tell you something." I said to him seriously, "Get down to business." ”
"Say." Xiao Rulai nodded, cherishing words like gold.
"If I die before your purpose is achieved, tell me ......." I touched my chin, "This should affect you, right?" ”
Xiao Rulai stood up without saying a word, put the chair back, and his eyes were already full of vigilance.
"What do you want to do?"
I spread my hands and said innocently: "I don't want to do anything, I just want to remind you to ......."
As I spoke, I took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it leisurely, with emotion on my face.
"Dinner is good, but the elbow is a little salty, next time let the chef save a little, I really think the salt doesn't cost money?" I said angrily: "If you salt me to death, count it as his, or count it as mine?" ”
"If I die, you won't have a good time, and the overall situation may be affected!"
"Hey, I didn't say it, you should really fry the cook........
At this time, Xiao Rulai couldn't help but interrupt my words, with an angry face.
"That's what you want to say?!!"
"Or else?" I laughed and said, "Can you please let me go?" ”
"I ......."
Xiao Rulai seemed to want to scold, but when the words came to his mouth, the grandson was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then an expression similar to loss appeared on his face.
"Is that elbow really salty?"
Hearing this question, I couldn't help but be stunned, and said in my heart that this bastard didn't scold me but asked about this, what's the situation?
Is he mad at me??
"yes." I looked at him cautiously and nodded: "It's the same as killing the salt seller, the salt that is put is called a life, and it doesn't take the province!" ”
"Oh....... Then I'll have to remember to put less ........ next time," Xiao Rulai muttered in a low voice.
"Holy shit."
I looked at Xiao Rulai in a daze, and asked in disbelief, "You made this elbow??" ”
"Ah....... Yes, I did. Xiao Rulai nodded, and seemed to think that it was a bit too much for a monk to do elbows, and smiled weakly: "The gentleman who cooks the dishes has left beforehand, so I can only make the dishes later." ”
"Awesome, hey monk, come, tell my brother, how did you learn to make elbows?" I handed Xiao Rulai a cigarette, full of gossip.
Xiao Rulai looked at the cigarette in my hand hesitantly, as if wondering whether to take it.
After a while, he reluctantly took the cigarette, put it in his mouth, and skillfully took out a lighter and lit it.
"You're a smoker." I was surprised.
"Rarely smoked." Xiao Rulai sat back, smoking a cigarette and replied.
I smiled and said, "Smoke it when you pick it up, you kid aren't afraid of me poisoning?" ”
"If it was in the original, I would definitely not dare to take the cigarettes you handed me, but now it's different, your pack of cigarettes is given by us, we know if it's poisonous or not, so ........"
"I forgot to tell you." I spread my hands: "I didn't wash my hands after pooping, and I just accidentally wiped a handful on your cigarette holder, you don't smell anything else, right?" ”
When Xiao Rulai heard me say this, he suddenly showed an expression of eating, and glared at me angrily and angrily: "How can you be so damaged?!" ”
"If I, Yuan Changshan, are I still Yuan Changshan?" I grinned: "Monk, did you originally graduate from New Oriental?" Although the elbow is a little salty, it is okay overall, and it is quite standard! ”
I guess Xiao Rulai thought it was difficult for me to praise them once, and when he heard me say this, he laughed proudly, but he also thought that he wanted to maintain his image and not be too friendly in front of my class enemy, so he looked at it as if he was holding back and refused to pull it, and he couldn't help but frown when he laughed........
"It's okay, I can cook a lot of dishes." Xiao Ru said.
"When a monk cooks meat dishes, there is no psychological burden?" I asked tentatively.
"Nope." Xiao Rulai shrugged.
"Have you been in trouble with Mr. Tan lately? I think there's something wrong with the two of you, he's robbing you of your old ...... Oh, yes, you're a monk and don't have a wife......."
"I have a conflict with him, what does it matter to you?" Xiao Rulai glared: "Can you be nosy?" Why is it so gossip like a woman? ”
"What do you care?" I gave him a blank look, and when I saw that this grandson was determined not to say anything, I didn't ask any more questions.
At this moment, I only heard the knock on the door.
"It's not at my house, why are you so polite?" I said impatiently, "Come in." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the door was pushed open by the people outside.
Standing outside the door was Mr. Tan.
To be precise, it is Mr. Tan with a blue nose and swollen face.
"What's wrong with you??" When Xiao Rulai saw that Mr. Tan was like this, he immediately stood up and asked with a worried face, "My master did it with you?!! ”
At this moment, Mr. Tan's originally white and pure face was already full of bruises, and there were still some blood stains on the corners of his mouth that had not been wiped clean, and he didn't look like an ordinary embarrassment.
Seeing him like this, not to mention Xiao Ru came, even I was a little surprised.
Damn, the bitter monk, this old Wang Ba is very ruthless, even his own people can be ruthless to beat like this, then don't mention an outsider like me!
If it comes to my death, then my grandson will definitely not be soft-hearted, is this still a fucking Buddhist cultivator??
"Your master is not going to accept my opinion." Mr. Tan wiped his mouth, staggered in, and sat side by side on the bed with me, his eyes were very complicated: "He is determined to kill Yuan Changshan." ”
"If he wants to kill him, let him kill him!" Xiao Rulai anxiously persuaded: "Yuan Changshan is not our own person!" My master wants to kill him, let's leave it alone, it's ........ at all."
Mr. Tan looked at Xiao Rulai's face, then at the cigarette between his fingers, and was silent for a while before finally asking Xiao Rulai.
"Your master wants to kill him, I want to protect him, which side are you on?"
"I ........" Xiao Rulai didn't seem to expect Mr. Tan to ask such a question, looked at us speechlessly, and after saying the word "I", he was speechless.
"Although we people who teach life are unscrupulous in doing things, in the final analysis, we are not some miscellaneous in the three religions and nine streams, and we still have this thing in the bottom line." Mr. Tan smiled as if self-deprecatingly, and said slowly, "What now? everything, is this still our home? ”
"No, isn't there something you came up with??" I looked at Mr. Tan suspiciously: "Hearing you say that, I don't think you are quite innocent........"
"Most of the things about your three sects and nine streams are decided by my master, and we are just carrying out his plan, and it has nothing to do with Xiao Tan." Xiao Rulai explained.
Hearing this, I couldn't help but be stunned, and then I looked at Mr. Tan with a surprised face: "Feelings, you are not the grandson who came up with a bad idea in the back?!! ”
When Mr. Tan saw me ask him, he didn't mean to answer, so he smiled and didn't speak.
"Are you thinking too much?" Xiao Rulai asked Mr. Tan, his expression was very complicated: "Our ultimate goal is good, even if the process is a little dirty, it can't be said to be our ........"
"I don't care if he chose to come back with me when he was desperate, I just remember that when he did it with me, he didn't intend to kill me at all, and in his state at the time, it would have been easy to kill me." Mr. Tan raised his hand and pointed at me: "He thinks, I am his friend, I feel the same way, he is my friend." ”
As soon as the words fell, Mr. Tan patted me on the shoulder, and a bright smile appeared on my blue nose and swollen face.
"Maybe next time we will fight to the death, but this time, if I say that I want to thin him, I must be thin him."
Xiao Rulai heard Mr. Tan's words, was silent for half a minute, and finally sighed.
"You wait here, I'll go talk to my master and see if there is a turnaround in this matter."
"You don't have to go, you don't have to beg him." I said, glanced at Mr. Tan, and smiled from the bottom of my heart: "It's just a plan for him to kill me, and he hasn't started to implement it, what are you anxious about." ”
As he spoke, Mr. Chong Tan, who was a chicken thief, raised his eyebrows, leaned over to him, and whispered.
"I'm not begging you to let me go........ What's that........ Brother Xiaotan........ Can you give me my phone? I said, my tone was very helpless: "I want to call my wife to report safety........ lest she weep ........"
Without waiting for Xiao Ru to say anything, Mr. Tan nodded.
"Okay."