Chapter 15 The Straw House of Paper Man and Pig
"Take turns? Mom, there's only one guest here. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Pig said with a big gasp, "You know, our brothers have a lot of food. β
Xue Yuan felt a chill, this ugly-looking pig-headed man is really upright enough, this "victim" is still alive and well, the pig-headed man is so outspoken that he really doesn't consider other people's feelings.
"Pig big!" The pig-headed mother said in a fierce voice, "Do you think I'm as brainless as you?" You idiot, don't you know the truth that three pigs have no water to drink? β
"Whew, so what do you mean, Mom?" Pig scratched his head and asked in confusion.
"Only one of you can entertain this guest, understand?" The pig-headed mother spat at her three sons, "You three fools remember me!" Only after the house is built can you entertain this guest, otherwise the coyote will come to the door! β
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"What do you have? Pig two! β
Zhu Er, who was sandwiched between his two brothers, raised his right hand pitifully, "If you take turns, who will start first?" β
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"You two stupid people, you still dare to fight with my eldest brother." The pig waved his fist and looked at the two brothers who were beaten into pigs' heads, no, they were beaten into fat pigs' heads, these two pig-headed people were snorting in pain, but they still followed behind Xue Yuan without giving up.
Just now, in order to compete for the right to be the first to "entertain guests", the three pig-headed people directly moved their hands with the acquiescence of the pig-headed mother. In the melee of the three pigs, the pig took advantage of the big one, and beat his two younger brothers with one enemy and two to win the final victory.
"Boss, don't be complacent." Zhu Er covered his right eye, which was beaten into black blue, "If you don't build a house well, it's my turn next." β
"Coyotes are not easy to mess with, boss, you usually don't care when you learn to build a house, beware of being spoiled by coyotes, none of us will get any benefits." Zhu San was beaten worse than Zhu Er, and even two teeth were knocked out, and his speech was a little leaky.
"Humph! Don't even think about it. The pig spat out, "Even if I build a house with straw, the coyote will not dare to provoke me!" β
Xue Yuan walked silently in the front, thinking about how to get out of his mind, and suddenly found an old lady in front of him carrying a bundle of straw and walking slowly in his direction.
Xue Yuan's eyes couldn't help but widen, and he just wanted to say something, but he immediately swallowed back what he wanted to say.
These pig-headed people are already very weird, but the painting style of the old lady who is coming towards her with straw is even more evil:
If the pig-headed man is a humanoid, then the old lady is simply a humanoid evil - because the old lady looks like a paper man!
She walks in a very weird way, like a robot. On her plain white face, she has a pair of black eyes that sway up and down, and she has a weird smile that has not changed, and she is dressed in colorful and very bright colors, which looks ghostly.
"What's going on? How can there be a paper figure here? Even if it is haunted, there should not be a paper figure in the oriental funeral culture here! Xue Yuan took a step backwards and almost collided with the pig behind him.
"What's going on?" The pig pushed Xue Yuan aside unhappily, and the evil little eyes finally saw the old lady with the paper man.
"Hey! It's really lucky, isn't it just that the materials are delivered to the door? β
Pig Da sneered, glanced at his brother, and stepped forward to stop the old lady with paper.
"Old woman, if you're lucky, my pig has taken your bundle of straw."
"It'sβnoβcanβgiveβyou." The old lady of the paper man still had that weird smile, her mouth did not move, but the ghostly voice came from her abdomen.
"Old woman, I don't understand what you're saying." Zhu Da didn't seem to care about the evil of the old lady of the paper figure, he clenched his fist and made a rattling sound. He said maliciously, "Then why can't you give it to me?" β
"Even if you want it, it's only good to give it to you." The old lady bent down slightly, and a white mist rose from the ground, and when the white mist dissipated, it disappeared, and only the bundle of straw remained in place.
"Yin and yang weird old woman, count you as a fast runner." Pig Da muttered, then turned to Xue Yuan and the other two pig-headed people. "Just look at it!"
He lifted the bundle of straw high and threw it to the ground. After a burst of white light, a simple flat-roofed straw house appeared in front of them.
Seeing such a phenomenon that violates common sense in a row, Xue Yuan can finally be sure of his current situation. He once talked about a similar situation when he watched other gamers Kan Dashan in the gamer forum.
"It's definitely not a normal world." Xue Yuan secretly said that it was not good, "Damn, why did you enter the Lost Illusion Realm." It's hard to get out now!
"Then, this guest should hurry in and be a guest!" Pig Da rubbed his hands together impatiently and said, his saliva dripping to the ground.