"Poof", a long stream of water poured out from the mouth of Shen Er's fat man who had just sunk into the bucket, and instantly came out of his head, stretched out his hand and wiped his face from top to bottom, and then took a sharp breath: "Man, come in and serve the second master." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Shen Pre screamed and woke up Genyou's sweet dream, and he looked at Shen Pre with a look of pain on his face.

A guy who specializes in chores pushed the door and walked in, there are guests who need to wait, which means that they either order some wine, food, snacks, tea and the like, if they are lucky, some generous guests will generously give some tips as an affirmation of the guy's thoughtful service when they get satisfactory service.

The guy has been doing it for a long time, and he basically knows whether he is generous or stingy with all kinds of guests. Shen Er's fat man's "waiting", in his ears, undoubtedly means that there may be a good start for rewarding. When he saw the little second brother in the lobby, he was very respectful to this fat guest, and he knew that he must have received some benefits from him. Otherwise, like the little second brother, he congratulated every guest, and within half a day, he would be so tired that he couldn't move.

Therefore, as soon as Shen Er's fat man's cry fell, the guy pushed the door and walked in, as if he had been waiting there.

Feng Jiutian and Hua Can didn't know that when this guy was waiting for a few people to take a bath, they had already seen the shadow of the silver reward from Shen Er's fat man's fat face.

Indeed, he waited outside almost with his ears close to his ears for the greeting of the fat guest.

"Man, go and bring the bucket of Izuku, Second Master Shen wants to move his stomach." Shen Yu said as he put the palms of his hands on the sides of his cheeks, and wiped the water droplets on his face from behind to front.

Hearing that he was so requested, the man was stunned for a moment, and then he saw it, and one eye on his fat face squeezed a few times, and his heart smiled. However, he still said with an embarrassed and embarrassed face: "Master, in this guest room, there has never been a precedent for being courteous in the house, besides, you are like that, how can these three masters go down?" ”

"If you are told to go, you will go, where there is so much verbosity, go quickly, slowly, you have to take your own bath bucket." Shen Er's fat man looked impatient and said painfully.

Xiao Er stretched out his hand, took off the robe that Shen Er Fat Man was wearing when he got out of the car from the hanger, and said: "My lord, you can do it, pity the poor young man, if you force me to break the store rules, there will be no place for Xiao Er's mouth to eat!" The whole family depends on me to get by! Xiao Er continued with a sad face, "As soon as this house goes out, turn left to the east, and you will arrive at the inn's toilet not far away. ”

Hua Can frowned, and after thinking about it, people always have three urgencies, although the fat man has not eaten for a few days, but he has just drunk so much tea, maybe he will open his stomach.

"Xiao Er, our shopkeeper, is suffering from Shen Zhong, Lang Zhong takes care of him, he must not drink a drop of alcohol, otherwise, his life will be in danger. Our shopkeeper's wife said that if anyone gave the shopkeeper a sip of wine, she would send someone to raid the place where he was allowed to drink. Hua Can said unhurriedly.

"You wilt the grass, the little woman is in charge---- be careful. Otherwise, you let the guy come in with a bucket and let me be complimentary. Saying that, he grabbed Hua Can's wrist and continued with a wicked smile, "By the way, wouldn't it be okay for you to wilt the grass and go with me, if there is no hand cloth in the toilet, you can also come back and get it." ”

"I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen you so shameless, and you're a dirty shameless fat man." Hua Can frowned, leaned on the edge of the bucket, didn't even look at Shen Er's fat man, with a disdainful expression, and scolded with his eyes closed.

Looking at the back of Shen Er's fat man grinning and following the guy out, Feng Jiutian said: "Old flower, Erfat won't play any moths outside, right?" Although we don't know if the drinking will have a negative impact on his injuries, we are still cautious and do not let him get a drop of alcohol along the way. Now, could he be secretly out looking for a drink? ”

"I was also worried about this just now, so I said that to the guy just now, and I guess the guy would never dare to give him a drop of wine after hearing it. All the guys in the inn, their hospitality is not to seek merit, but to be innocent. If any guy does something detrimental to the store, let the boss know, he will leave immediately. Besides, the second goods also know that once he drinks, he can't hide it when he comes back."

When Shen Er's fat man came back, he had a relaxed expression on his face, and he exhaled comfortably.

The four of them all changed into clean clothes, and they swept away the sloppy appearance of the past few days, and they were already much more energetic. Shen Er's fat man begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother and finally got a bowl of porridge from Hua Can, and before he could taste anything, he let Shen Er's fat man drink it in a few gulps. He held the bowl and looked at Hua Chan with begging eyes.

Hua Can pointed to the food and dishes on the table and said: "You just let go of your stomach to eat, anyway, after getting on the car for a while, you won't have time to get off the car, you can hold your urine for a long time, and it can flow out of the gap next to the car, if you don't mind squatting in the car, we won't mind, as long as you stay away from your car, it's just that it will be bitter." ”

"I grew up naked with you, how have you ever seen me so embarrassed as I am today? Can you bear to see me drop all my rich flesh like this? Shen Er's fat man said hatefully, but he still put the bowl and the chopsticks that were not used in his hand on the table.

Shen Er's fat man took the tea bowl, poured most of the bowl of tea, and drank two big sips fiercely. Then, he touched the back of his head, watched the three of them eat meat, and unconsciously swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva.

"Would you like to listen to a joke and add some fun to your feast?" Shen Er's fat man said.

"What other jokes are you going to have, it's a big joke that you're sitting here. If it had been me, I would have gone back to my room and gone to sleep. Hua Can said sarcastically, but said to Shen Yu a little apologetically.

"It's been a long time since I've heard Second Master Shen tell jokes, but all the jokes you said before are no longer jokes compared to your Second Master Shen's face." Feng Jiutian served another bowl of rice, and then said, "You talk about it, let's listen to it, and see if your ability to tell jokes has improved." ”

"Once upon a time, when a man went to the toilet, he forgot to bring small wood, corn husks and other things to wipe his buttocks."

As soon as Shen Er's fat man's words fell, Hua Can had already scolded with a smile: "Don't you want to tell the story of 'wiping your butt and rubbing it on the leaves' locust tree spicy'?" Do you have any other stories to tell? ”

"People are eating, and you talk about going to the toilet, aren't you intent on adding to the blockage?" Feng Jiutian put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said helplessly.

"That has long been a well-known joke for passers-by, and the second master will give you all a different way of laughing today. You don't want to interrupt. Shen Yu then said, "That person forgot to bring something to wipe his butt when he went to the toilet, and after the matter was better, he was a little worried, so go out with his pants, there is the road outside the pit and people on the road." Don't go out, because I'm in a hurry, I forgot to bring something for a while. He thought about it for a while, forget it, it's better to wipe it with his hands, and when it will be a big deal, it will be better to go back and wash his hands, which is better than being greasy on his pants. He saw that there was no one else in the thatched house, and he was about to make a move, but who knows, a person suddenly ran in outside, and from the hurried posture, he knew that it was also in a hurry. ”

"Flutter", Genyou couldn't help it, laughed, and said, "Second master, why is it so coincidental, these two people touched together?" ”

The quilt smiled, and a few people dressed as merchants at the next table also laughed. They thought to themselves: Although, it is really inappropriate to talk about this at this time. However, when these words came out of the mouth of this fat man, they did not carry a little dirty. Listen to him.

Shen Er's fat man saw that other people's laughter was also kind, so he put one foot on the stool more energetically, rolled his sleeve and said: "That person was just about to wipe with his hand, and when he saw someone coming in, he thought, wait a while, wait for him to leave, and wipe it again." Coincidentally, the one who just came in, because he was passing by here, suddenly had a stomach upset, and he was in a hurry, and he forgot to bring something to wipe his buttocks. The later one is also pondering, waiting for the one in front to leave, while there is no one, wipe it out, anyway, he came earlier than me, and he must have left earlier than me. The one who came first thought, I forgot to wipe my ass, he must have come prepared, and when he is gone, I will get up again. The two of them, one who wants to come first must go first. One thought, the later one must have brought something, waiting for him to go first. In this way, the two began to get on the bar in the morning, and in the end, no one was willing to get up first. Seeing that it was afternoon and evening, both of them were on fire and decided that they had to divide the superiority. At this time, the son of the first man who entered the hut not far from here, shouting to him everywhere outside to come home and eat, came from afar. Hearing the sound of his son shouting for him to eat dinner, he couldn't help but start to get angry, and shouted loudly to his son who didn't know that he was in the hut outside, go, go home, serve dinner, bring it to me to eat, I want to be here, and I will survive his brother-in-law. ”

In all directions, there was the sound of everyone spraying rice and laughter, and everyone never imagined that the end of the joke would be such blood. For a while, everyone laughed so much that they couldn't even wipe the tears that came out of laughter.

The three of them had a good breakfast. Neyou was thinking about the horses, and after a few sips of tea, he got up to look at the horses. When the three of them returned to the guest room, Shen Yu had already fallen asleep, his pale face full of haggard and worried. Hua Chan looked at the gray corpse in the middle of the others. Stunned, he gently tucked the corners of the quilt for him.