Chapter 0003 I don't hate being hit by a car and being killed
"Are you questioning a prehistoric civilization that could destroy the entire galaxy? You still don't understand the transformation of mass and energy? "Tian Haiyi's expression of saying that you are barbarians overestimates you.
"Mass-energy conversion is easy to understand, the key question is, are you converting energy to mass?!"
"Don't question me, besides, I don't want to explain, you don't understand." Tianhai Yi said, "Originally, I was going to receive all the radio waves of prehistoric civilizations. But the truth is that you are still too far behind to store all of the Earth's storage chips combined. So I chose option B. ”
"Then tell me about your plan B." Shang Yue stretched out his hand as he spoke, and then his hand passed under Tianhai Yi's skirt, and it really wore it.
"Take your hand away, I said I don't like people in my body!" Tsubasa complained, "Looks like I should consider generating a stereoscopic image of an entity. Then you probably won't come in. ”
"That's a good offer! I'm for it! Shang Yue immediately expressed his attitude, but after seeing Tianhai Yi's skeptical gaze, Shang Yue immediately changed the topic, "Tell me about your plan B." ”
"Plan B is-" Tian Haiyi stopped halfway through speaking, "Forget it, it seems that your current civilization level plan B can't be implemented, so let's talk about plan C!" ”
"Okay, you say."
"I need someone." Tianhaiyi looked at Shang Yue directly, and Shang Yue was hairy.
"Don't look at it, I know you're talking about me." Shang Yue shifted his body, trying to look away from Tianhai Wing's gaze, "And then?" ”
"We can make a simple deal." "You want to help me receive all the prehistoric civilizations, and in return, I will use the fruits of the prehistoric civilizations to help you achieve all your goals before you die, how about it?" ”
This deal sounds quite tempting, if he has the help of prehistoric civilization, why is Guo Dayou not stepping on it like an ant? What Lily's is not obedient upside down!
"The point is, how can I help you?" Although Shang Yue was very tempted, Shang Yue still had one last question, "What is your purpose in receiving all prehistoric civilizations?" It's not going to destroy the earth, is it? ”
"Where do you think you're going! The purpose of sending me in the form of radio waves was to one day bring the earth back to the era of high-tech civilization, okay? This is a great blessing for you savages! Tian Haiyi said, "What you have to do is very simple, let me enter the brain through your brain waves, and the capacity of the brain should be enough to store." ”
"Damn, what should I do about myself?" Shang Yue immediately didn't want to trade.
"I'm just borrowing 90% of the idle storage space in your brain, and when all the prehistoric civilization radio waves are received, you can immediately build a carrier the size of a fingernail and store me inside!" Tianhai Yi said disdainfully, "Then I will keep my promise to share the prehistoric civilization with you alone before you die." ”
That sounds a lot more reasonable.
"So, how are you going to get in?" Shang Yue asked.
"It's very simple, put your phone close to your brain, and then you can think of something more exciting, preferably very pleasant, so that the brain waves are fully active." Tian Haiyi said.
Shang Yue decisively picked up his mobile phone to make a call, and then began to think back to Su Xiao kissing himself in the car last night.
"The level of activity is so low that it takes a long time. I play an active role a little! Tian Haiyi said.
Shang Yue could only kick Su Xiao out of his mind for the time being, and put one hand on Tianhai Yi's chest.
"I don't know why, but your brain waves are really more active, keep going." Tian Haiyi said.
Shang Yue put his hand on the bottom of Tianhai Yi's skirt again, although his hand still wore it.
"Oh! Excellent! It's faster! Tian Haiyi said, "It's going to be good!" Hold on! I'm here! It's in your head! ”
"It's already there?" Shang Yue asked, "Then your stereoscopic image is still Mao?" ”
"Because it's just a stereoscopic image." Tian Haiyi symbolically pushed Shang Yue, "I said I don't like other people's images passing through me. ”
Although Tian Haiyi's hand passed through Shang Yue, Shang Yue still took a step back very cooperatively: "I mean you're using my brain to generate stereoscopic images?" ”
"It's through the phone, and I can control the phone through your brainwaves. If you want me to use your brain to generate stereoscopic images, I don't mind modifying your brain. Tian Haiyi said, "Now there is good news and bad news, which one do you listen to first?" ”
"Don't, give me a good brain! Let's talk about the bad news first. Shang Yue couldn't help but complain, prehistoric civilizations also like to play this hand?
"The bad news is that the radio waves of prehistoric civilizations have bounced off after a brief contact with Earth. I just thought that prehistoric civilizations could capture radio waves, but I forgot that there are not all prehistoric civilizations now, and the next time radio waves reach Earth will be hundreds of millions of years away. Tian Haiyi said with an apologetic face, "Don't get excited! Listen to me! The good news is that you can restore prehistoric civilization little by little through the core of civilization, which is me! You can also recover if you don't receive it! ”
Shang Yue couldn't wait to screw off his head and kick it as a ball: "You are a cheater!" As a prehistoric civilization, you will forget this kind of thing! ”
"Don't worry about the details!" Tianhai Yi immediately said, "I said that with me, I can slowly restore the prehistoric civilization!" So in that sense, I'm pretty witty! ”
Witty Nima Coins!
"You seem to be using an unfriendly word to describe me." Tian Haiyi immediately said, "Don't forget that I'm in your brain now, I want to modify your brain!" ”
"Tianhai Wing for thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes!" Shang Yue immediately felt that he had already boarded the thief ship, "So, how can you recover?" ”
"Simple, eat more, sleep more, let my stereoscopic image bask in more sun!" Tian Haiyi said with a relaxed face.
What a reason is this? It still doesn't sound reliable! Stereoscopic images bask in your sister's sun!
"Eating more can store more mass for me to use for mass energy conversion, I can make full use of your brain when sleeping, and more sun exposure is all because it helps calcium absorption."
What the hell does it help with calcium absorption!
"Anyway, you can just do it. I'll keep you updated on the progress of prehistoric restoration, and you'll be able to use these technologies to accomplish your goals. ”
"So what do you have to share with me now?" Shang Yue immediately asked.
"If you go eat ten kilograms of food at once and sleep for seventy-two hours, maybe I'll have something new to share with you." Tian Haiyi said, "After all, I just used the last bit of energy I stored to help you heal your broken leg. ”
Shang Yue immediately surrendered: "I think let's take our time, it's not realistic to eat a big fat man or something in one bite!" Anyway, can you change your image, the image of Haiyi is too ostentatious, and there is no way to take it out to bask in the sun. ”
"It's simple." "Imagine in your mind the image you like to see, and I can generate a stereoscopic image like that." ”
Shang Yue created the image of a man in his mind.
"I refuse!" Tian Haiyi, who had turned into a man in front of him, immediately said, "My setting is a woman!" And it's Lori's cute master! ”
Whose setting is this? Is there a Lori who has to transform other people's brains at every turn?
Finally, under the threat of me to reshape your brain, Shang Yue finally completed the design of the stereoscopic image - a little girl less than 1.5 meters tall, with a face like a Barbie doll, with double ponytails flicked at the back of her head. was originally equipped with a pair of big breasts, but it was too discordant, and Shang Yue regretted changing her to a little girl's flat chest.
"In the future, I'll call you Mina, or sister, and you're going to call me brother, understand?"
"No problem. By the way, if you want revenge. I've left beacons in their brains when those guys hit you, and you can track their location with your phone at any time. After saying this, Xiaomina disappeared immediately.
"Of course you want revenge!" Shang Yue gritted his teeth and said.
"Revenge?" It was Su Xiao's voice, "Ah! You were beaten?! Who did it! ”
Before Shang Yue could speak, his face was anxious, and Su Xiao, who was full of tears, had already thrown himself into Shang Yue's arms: "I'm sorry, Shang Yue, it's all my fault that caused you so much trouble." ”
The softness on Su Xiao's chest squeezed on Shang Yue's chest, and it was really a living person! -- At this time, Shang Yue can think about these things, and he is losing.
Shang Yue naturally hugged Su Xiao tightly: "I'm fine." Isn't that what I'm doing? ”
"Who is it?" Su Xiaolian cried and shouted, "Who beat you like this!" I'm going to make him walk around without eating! ”
Shang Yue shrugged: "I think, only Guo Da has it." You should thank him, Su Xiao. ”
Su Xiao's eyes were red from crying, and when she heard Shang Yue say this, she raised her head and looked at Shang Yue in confusion: "Have you been beaten stupid?" ”
"Nope." Shang Yue said fiercely, "If he hadn't found someone to beat me, I might have taken the train back to my hometown at this moment." But now, before I go back to my hometown, I have one more important thing to do, and that is to beat him back ten times more than a hundred times the pain in my body! ”
Su Xiao looked at Shang Yue, who had a sinister face, and suddenly seemed to have turned into an unknown demon, and even Su Xiao was terrified.
At the same time, in the office of the chief engineer of the 109 special cable factory, the chief engineer Li Quan was furious with Shangyue's technological innovation report in his hand, and even the factory director on the side couldn't hold it.
"I'll just ask you, such a good technical talent, why did you drive people away!" Li Quan pointed at Song Liming's nose and scolded, "If this technological innovation is successful, it can save tens of millions of costs for the factory a year!" It's all the profits that technology brings! You're going to drive them away?! ”
Li Quan gasped, and read the report in his hand carefully from beginning to end: "And you!" You are also a master, Liu Jian, how can you lose the most important page of technical data! ”
Li Quan looked at the factory director angrily, and the factory director was afraid that Li Quan would roll up with him, so he hurriedly said: "Who is that!" Song Liming! Hurry up and get them back! If you can't find this Shang Yue, I think you can just get out! Also, Master Liu Jian, hurry up and take someone to find that page of technical information in the factory, if you find it, you will replace this eyeless Song Liming as the workshop director! ”
Song Liming and Liu Jian glanced at each other and hurriedly ran out.
"Talent! A once-in-a-millennium talent! Li Quan looked at the innovation report and admired, "Such a good talent actually drove away this dog-eyed Song Liming!" I can't get rid of my hatred when I go out and get hit by a car! ”
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