Chapter 18 You Want to Blind My Eyes with Gold?
The two fat men walked with cheerful steps, leading Shen Sanniu and the others to the back mountain, not far from the thatched hut where they lived, there was a big sinkhole, and a circle of pine trees grew densely around the sinkhole, if you don't look carefully, no one will find the existence of this sinkhole.
The sinkhole is covered with snow all year round, like a natural freezer.
Grain and beef are put in this and will not spoil.
The two fat men commanded everyone, stacking all the bags of grain, mighty and dense, like a mountain of grain.
The beef is also piled up together, and from a distance, it is really a mountain of meat.
And the silver of the white flowers, all poured out of the wooden box, piled up together, like a mountain of silver.
Two fat men were intoxicated.
All the villagers who entered the sinkhole were shocked.
It's so extravagant.
It is simply ensuring that a small mountain gate and a small force that does not enter the stream have gathered so much wealth at once!
"Okay, okay, put down the grain, beef and silver, you all go out, all go out!"
The two fat men were very snobbish and began to drive people out.
After driving everyone away, the two fat men look at me, I look at you, and the two big fat faces are smiling like big chrysanthemums.
"Senior brother, we have made a fortune!"
"Second junior brother, we have made a fortune!"
"Hahaha......"
The two fat men hugged each other excitedly, and that kind of picture was just two words...... Hefei!
The two laughed, waved their arms, and yelled, they were simply two crazy people.
I don't know why.
The two fat men laughed and laughed and suddenly cried.
Crying is a mess, crying is a heartbreak.
"Senior brother, what are you crying about?"
"Second junior brother, why are you crying again?"
"Senior brother, I'm worried. ”
"Second junior brother, what are you worried about?"
"Senior brother, I'm afraid that our grain and beef will be stolen by mountain rats. ”
"Second junior brother, yes, I'm also worried about this, but I'm more worried that someone will come to steal our silver. ”
"What should I do?"
"What should I do?"
"It would be better for us to keep watch here day and night, and if we find a rat stealing food, we will beat it to death with a stick, and if we find someone stealing money, we will beat him away with a stick. ”
The two fat men said in unison.
Sure enough, idiots can influence each other, and the two fat men actually came up with such a wonderful idea.
Suddenly, their faces fell at the same time.
"No, we still have to carry water to water the garden every day, and we have to sing war songs every day. ”
The two fat men sang war songs, and they were already addicted to singing, and if they were not allowed to sing war songs for a day, they would feel uncomfortable.
"It's a real problem, and we're going to have to get the boss to figure it out for us. ”
The two fat men scratched their ears and cheeks, and for the first time in their lives, they began to think about life.
......
In the thatched house, Fan Jian met with the royal physician of the Yun family, Bao Songzi, and his hostess with the highest hospitality standard of the nameless yam herb garden.
Holding pine nuts was flattered.
In fact, Fan Jian had seen the woman in red a long time ago.
Her red dress was outstanding, dazzlingly red, coquettish, even mixed with hundreds of villagers, as dazzling as fireflies in the night.
After seeing the woman in red. Fan Jian instinctively remembered the red-clothed woman he met when he went to the toilet in the village yesterday and didn't see her face.
They can't be alone, right?
If it's really a person, then it's fun.
"The host is prompted not to forget to complete the daily system tasks. Today, the host must complete a life-saving mission within 24 hours. ”
"There will be a reward for completing the task, and if the mission fails, the host will explode and die. ”
The crisp and pleasant voice of the system suddenly sounded in Fan Jianzhihai.
Fan Jian responded impatiently: "Okay, got it." ”
Then, his gaze turned to the pine nut.
"Your Excellency, please have tea. ”
Although the mountains are poor and the families are surrounded by walls, hospitality is indispensable.
Tea is a wild camellia planted by Li Yaowang's master and apprentice in the herb garden on the mountain.
The water is the crystal clear mountain spring water halfway up the mountain.
Although the tea set is a little worse, it is so-so and passable.
However, Fan Jian's hospitality, in the eyes of Bao Songzi, is a different situation.
On this hill, there are three thatched houses.
One is the kitchen, and by the way, there is also a utility room.
One is the room of King Li Yaowang earlier,
The remaining one is the room shared by the three brothers.
When King Li Yaowang was alive, the three brothers lay on the floor and slept in one room.
At that time, the little junior brother Fan Jian was not less bullied.
Two fat men sleeping, snoring, farting and grinding their teeth, there are a lot of things.
The little junior brother was squeezed into the corner, barely sheltering.
Fan Jian found out from the memory of this little junior brother that he was indeed too honest and cowardly.
Working more than two fat men during the day, but eating less than one-third of each fat man, and enduring the edification of stinky farts at night, and enduring the troubles of earth-shattering snoring and grinding teeth, I really don't know how this little junior brother survived these ten years?
But.
Since Fan Jian tamed the two fat men with sharp croton powder, he took over the position of Li Yaowang and became the new head of the Nameless Yam Herb Garden.
So, he was grandiose and had a room to himself.
Leave that broken hut and let the two fat men hurt each other.
Now.
The place where Fan Jian entertained was his living room, the best and most complete thatched house on the mountain.
Of course.
No matter how complete and good the thatched hut is, it is like a kennel for the woman holding pine nuts and the woman in red.
But.
They came here today, and naturally they did not dare to have the slightest disrespectful attitude towards this thatched house.
The table in the hut was old, with only three legs left, and the broken leg was supported by a wooden stick.
On the tabletop, there is a teapot, the teapot spout is missing half of the side, the broken teapot spout when pouring tea is straight to the water, and there are four teacups on the tabletop, all of which are mutilated.
Such a despicable tea set, holding pine nuts and the woman in red is the first time in her life.
This is also called a tea set?
To them, it's garbage.
No!
It's not as good as garbage at all!
They are the high-ranking Yun clan royal family, one of the ten major vassal states under the command of the Python Empire, and an orthodox royal family that has been inherited for hundreds of years.
Not to mention the royals, even the tea utensils used by their servants and slaves are ten times stronger than this.
Therefore, even the little maid behind the woman in red scoffed at Fan Jian's tea set.
Fan Jian greeted the two of them and let them drink tea, and then he picked up a teacup by himself, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.
This posture is like drinking, happy and free.
The woman in red frowned slightly.
Holding pine nuts also feels a little awkward.
How can there be such a tea drinker?
Are you good at drinking like this?
When drinking tea, you should take small sips and peck slowly, and savor it carefully.
In fact, how did they know that when Fan Jian was eating breakfast, he gnawed on a whole old pimple pickles, and now he is thirsty, so he naturally doesn't talk about any demeanor when drinking tea.
Hug Songzi and the woman in red glanced at each other.
The two of them couldn't bear to touch the tea cup on the table, let alone take a bite.
Even the little maid behind the woman in red frowned secretly.
If it weren't for her master's advice, she would have covered her nose and ran out.
This room stinks!
Not to mention the dirty tea sets on the table.
She knew that her master had always had a habit of cleanliness, and she would definitely not touch the teacup on the table.