Chapter 0011 The brick family slapped his face

At night, Shang Yue lay on the bed, nestled in the quilt, took out his mobile phone and chatted with Mina.

"What seed is there to plant for Mao?" Shang Yue complained, "Anyway, there are 100 acres of land, which is the size of four or five football fields, and you can plant a lot of apple trees!" ”

Mina's villain appeared on the screen of her phone: "This first tree is used to improve seeds, use the seeds grown from this tree to plant trees." ”

Looking at Mina sitting listlessly on the screen, Shang Yue asked, "Why are you so thin?" ”

"It's been a long time since I've been in the sun!" On the screen, Mina is locked in prison and shrouded in darkness, and there are steaming fragrant buns outside the iron window, Mina is lying on the ground pitifully and reaching out to grab it, but just can't catch it, "And food!" Food! It's been a long time since I've eaten my own food! ”

"Hey, hey, do you want to be so pitiful?" Shang Yue was speechless, "You're just turning food into energy, and isn't that a big apple a hundred times better than these foods?" When the time comes, you can eat more apples. ”

Mina sat up straight with her legs crossed, and said with a serious face, "You don't understand this, boy." The kind of junk food that french fries or something, even if you know that eating it is harmful and not beneficial, is there still a lot of people who can't put it down? Again, even in prehistoric times, these delicious junk foods were still very popular! So, 400 buns or something, you can't go back! ”

"Having said so much, it's all for the buns, right!? I'll buy it for you! Shang Yue complained, "By the way, Mina, you seem to be able to decide the direction of the recovery of technology yourself?" ”

"That's right, I have a complete tech tree of prehistoric civilizations, otherwise how can I restore prehistoric civilizations through me, right?" Having received Shang Yue's promise of four hundred buns, Mina has changed back to a cheerful background.

Shang Yue asked nervously: "Then can you get some black technology weapons for self-defense or something?" I myself was secretly beaten up, not to mention, it seems that there are still people staring at my father, and Su Xiao, a school-level beauty, in case I run into a hooligan or something, I have to have some ability to protect her. ”

β€œsoeasy!” Mina snapped her fingers, and a screen of weapon introductions popped upβ€”

Weapons: Jump Railgun: Medium shipborne artillery. Smash the Meteor Essentials weapon.

【Weapons】Focused Laser Cannon: Large shipborne artillery. The planet is in the way and it's not easy to blow up, so it's a good choice to make a hole and pass through?

"Can you get some normal weapons?" Shang Yue's face was black, "Such a weapon is gone to the earth in one shot!" ”

"Don't worry, don't worry." Mina's eyes turned into vertigo: "The technology tree of weapons is being sorted out, give me a few minutes to filter out those who meet the requirements." Tell us about your filters? ”

Shang Yue said while thinking: "First of all, it can't be exposed to prehistoric black technology, and it must be able to be carried around and hidden." Well, the most important thing is not to be fatal, even if you are stunned or something, or you can restrict the enemy's movements. ”

Mina's dizzy eyes spun wildly, and when she stopped, the screen was displayed, "There are no weapons that match the screening criteria." ”

Shang Yue sighed: "Sure enough, the weapons of prehistoric civilizations are all the same power as destroying a planet with one shot?" ”

"Not really, but your screening criteria are a bit harsh." Mina looked helpless, "Many weapons that are not lethal under the premise of prehistoric technology are also very lethal in primitive societies like today." ”

"Hey, am I going to sign up for a martial arts class or something to practice martial arts?!" Shang Yue complained.

Mina snapped her fingers and gave her thumb up, "I have something good to recommend!" ”

An introduction appeared on the screen -

【Children's Toy】Ring Air Cannon: It can shoot high-pressure air as a bullet. It hurts a little, but it's air after all, so it doesn't hurt at all.

Shang Yue looked at the introduction and said helplessly: "Hey, you don't have to prevaricate me with children's toys, right?" It hurts a little, but it doesn't hurt at all, it's useful! ”

Mina looked confident: "Naturally, there is no harm to children in the prehistoric civilization, and the bodies of prehistoric humans have been strengthened." For you savages, I'm afraid that a single shot will inflict internal wounds. ”

"Huh? Does that sound like a good deal? But can you not take a bite of a wild man? Although the current level of civilization is really only this level for prehistoric civilization, it will always make people feel awkward to say this! ”

Mina replied without thinking about it: "Mina, who is often unreliable, is so unreliable in her words~!" ”

Is this little guy waiting for me here? Prehistoric civilization should not be so small-bellied!

"I'm going to have to replace the savages with the barbarians." Mina pointed out immediately.

Shang Yue could only surrender: "Mina has been in power for thousands of years, dominating the rivers and lakes!" Mina is the most reliable! It's my pot if it's unreliable or something! ”

"Yes, Mr. Primitive, I'm satisfied with your attitude." Mina looked like she had succeeded in her conspiracy.

"But then again, even if you're an artificial intelligence from a prehistoric civilization, it's a bit too rebellious, right? It always feels like you have your own thoughts, emotions, and judgments. Completely beyond a piece of data, a category of artificial intelligence? ”

"Huh?" Mina paused very obviously, "Prehistoric civilization is so against the sky, young man, you think too much!" ”

Shang Yue and Mina chatted without a match, and gradually fell asleep.

Shang Yue was woken up by the sound of firecrackers and gongs and drums It was already more than ten o'clock in the morning, because he had been getting up early and greedy for a while, and he had been chatting late with Mina last night, Shang Yue reluctantly got up.

Su Xiao had already prepared breakfast and was waiting for Shang Yue in the big house. Daddy Shang is still not at home - since he was kidnapped, Daddy Shang has been getting up early and greedy like Shang Yue, and he can't see anyone until the middle of the night, so he doesn't know what he's busy with.

"What's going on out there? What's the excitement? Shang Yue hugged Su Xiao in a daze, "The noise in the morning is dead." ”

"It seems that there is an agricultural expert who comes to the field to teach everyone how to farm scientifically, anyway, it is to help everyone get rid of poverty and become rich, of course the villagers should warmly welcome it." Su Xiao said.

"Oh~ That's it, don't worry about them. I'll see if our apple tree seeds have sprouted. Shang Yue gobbled up the breakfast, not interested in agricultural experts or anything at all.

Shang Yue is not interested in agricultural experts, but agricultural experts are extremely interested in the small barren mountains contracted by Shang Yue. When Shang Yue dragged Su Xiao to Xiaobarren Mountain, agricultural experts were leading a group of villagers to a meeting to teach here.

"My suggestion is that it is better to bulldoze it, and then the earthwork can be evenly distributed to each family to increase the fertility of the land. This piece of land can be turned into a valuable piece of land. "The agricultural expert was talking eloquently, and Shang Yue rushed up, the land I just contracted, you let people bulldoze it?

"Bulldoze a hair!" Shang Yue pulled through the crowd and walked to the front row, "I just contracted this mountain bag, and you suggest that everyone bulldoze it?" ”

The agricultural expert looked at Shang Yue, who was stunned, a little confused, so everywhere he went over the years, he was held by the stars and the moon, and the farmers listened to his words as if they were sacred, how could anyone dare to collide with him? The expert's face immediately fell, but he said in a good manner: "This young man, I didn't say you, you really shouldn't contract this land." ”

The expert said and pointed to the small soil bag: "Look at it, there are barren mountains, and the soil has just been seen, and the fertility is extremely low." I wonder if this dirt bag was piled up by the parents who threw away garbage over the years. Also, it's so far away from the canal, even if the canal is right next to it, it's a lot of work for you to water, right? ”

Shang Yue waved his hand to interrupt the expert's list of the shortcomings of the dirt bag: "I understand the truth, but this dirt bag is very suitable for my apple tree." There is nothing wrong with what you say, but it does not apply to me, don't worry about bulldozing the earth bag or something, at least I have already contracted this soil bag, and no one can touch this land until my contract expires. ”

"Oh~!" The expert had a look of sudden realization: "Isn't it just to make up for all this?" Little brother, let me tell you, bulldozing the soil bag, although the cultivated area is smaller, but the benefit is definitely better than the current situation, you are sure to make a profit! But since you want to compensate, I think the village can also consider giving some. ”

"Damn, are you the village chief or Liang Bo is the village chief, you are quite wide!" Shang Yue said dissatisfiedly, "It's good for you to teach everyone how to farm, but it's not good for you to be so wide, right?!" ”

The expert also felt that he was a little overstepping, and he didn't answer for a while, but Liang Guangwu relieved the expert: "Hey, that Shang Yue, in fact, I also think that what Expert Zhao said makes sense, and people are also good for you, aren't they?" This compensation village can consider how much of the refund fee will be given to you according to the reduction of the area, what do you think? ”

"It's not good!" Shang Yue also lost his temper: "Let me tell you, I have sown the seeds yesterday, and they are estimated to have sprouted today." Don't even think of touching the idea of this land! ”

When the expert heard Shang Yue's words, he was angry: "Don't be funny, you sow seeds in the ninth day of the third year?!" On such a barren mountain?! What else do you say that it sprouted today?! If it sprouts, I'll cut DIAO live! ”

"Good, good!" Shang Yue was speechless, and he gambled on the sexual happiness of the rest of his life, "Forget it about cutting DIAO or something, just don't touch my mind about this mountain bag!" Walk! Mountain! ”

Shang Yue pulled Su Xiao, followed by Liang Guangwu and Expert Zhao, and behind him was a group of melon-eating people who did not know the truth. The small dirt bag was not high, and a group of people soon came up.

The green sprouts are full of life.

"Wow! Sure enough, it sprouted! Su Xiao hugged Shang Yue excitedly and kissed him on the cheek: "Shang, you are so amazing!" ”

The villagers were also stunned when they saw this scene, it turned out that they really had two brushes! As onlookers, everyone looked at Expert Zhao with a gloating face at this time, and the good people immediately coaxed: "Expert Zhao? Still not cut it? ”

Expert Zhao was slapped in the face in an instant, and he was swollen. If Shang Yue hadn't said earlier that there was no need to cut DIAO, at this moment, Expert Zhao didn't know how to get out of the way, "There must be something wrong here!" That's impossible! I'm going back to check the information! Throwing off this sentence, Expert Zhao ran away from the crowd without looking back, and the rest of the group laughed.