Luo Yan is here, and recently because of the little Lori, she often needs to come over. A woman like her would naturally choose to seize this opportunity tightly, so she worked hard.

I know that she has been around the old politicians for the past few years, and she wants to come back to me, because I am neither an old man who smells of decay, nor a politician who is rotten at heart, nor a politician who is rotten and rotten and wears a suit.

I'm a madman.

But she didn't know.

At the moment I was holding the little thing that was nine points similar to the remote control of a time bomb, and she was lying on the floor in front of me, her restless body like a whirring earthworm.

The corners of her mouth were drooling, and she was as virtuous as a mother. Dog, she plays. Gasping fiercely, he said, "They are getting married, and they invited me to be a bridesmaid." ”

I pressed it, watched the dog's reaction, and felt like a serious scientist.

She asked in a trembling voice, "Do you want me to go?" ”

"Why not?"

"You don't want her? She likes that guy very much, he looks so much like you and is much more attractive than him, she will definitely be addicted to you too. ”

In my opinion, the institution of marriage, especially the existence of monogamy, is fundamentally contrary to human nature. People are creatures who have to look forward to Shu, always not satisfied, and want to have more, this mountain looks at that mountain high. So mankind has invented countless ways to compare: exams, games, competitions, flaunting wealth...... The strong person after the comparison will always get the most, the most resources, the most opportunities, the most women, the most and the best offspring......

Of course, human beings also sympathize with the weak, and human beings preach that everyone is equal, because the weak are the majority after all, and the strong need someone to accompany them.

The game has to keep playing.

And marriage is just two poor people staying together in the name of false love, but in fact preparing for reproduction. Or, an incompetent man trades his pitiful wealth for a woman who is willing to risk his life to continue his offspring, and a poor woman trades loyalty for a man with whom she will nurse offspring; Or, poor men and women use marriage to achieve their own rank, and the higher one gets his or her "ideal" partner.

Marriage is such a dirty existence in my eyes.

If it weren't for the sake of cleaning up the idiocy, I wouldn't marry a poor ghost with empty beauty and share with her the wealth I had acquired from birth and death.

I smashed the remote control into her beautiful, natural, but ultimately vulgar face, "I think you've been sick lately!" ”

She suddenly realized, "I'm sorry, sir, I ......"

"Get out!" I kicked her away.

I hate it when people talk to me the most.

Pu Lan always likes to pretend to be a gentleman, flaunting himself as gentle and considerate, and never being rude to women, which is actually a very ridiculous thing. He crawled out of the belly of his female cousin, and he didn't even let go of his father's little wife, and forced him behind his back. The women of a good family accompanied him. The night is more disgusting than anyone else.,But always pretend to be like an ignorant girl's sex.。 Fantasy. I want to be such a casual man as a subject.

Unlike him, I don't mind hitting women, because women are not all women, and some women are mothers in human skin. Dog.

Although boring animal protection people don't think so, but dog training is to use beating.

When the old man called me, I was busy enjoying a leisurely beach afternoon with my newfound beauty.

The old man smiled on the other end of the phone and asked, "What style of ring do you like?" ”

"Why don't you ask what style of handcuffs I like?"

"She can't stop you." He lewdly looked like an old liar who didn't do his job: "Tomorrow you have to come back, and I said that I would choose a ring with your little beauty." ”

"I don't think you want to pick it up. Ash? ”

"Chop. What is the word for ash? "This old guy's Chinese is very limited.

"It's nothing," he says, "I wonder why you're so aggressive?" ”

"After all, you're finally getting married, and the bride is so beautiful, so good, and heroic, like your mother when she was young."

"She's prettier than my mother."

"Listen," he said in a tone like a serious old man, "now I will begin to speak to my daughter-in-law." ”

"Are you okay?"

"A small thing that doesn't deserve to be mentioned." The old man lowered his voice and said, "She hasn't talked about a boyfriend." ”

"You're really trying to pick it up. Ash. "How can a father-in-law care about such a thing as a daughter-in-law?

"I think you're itching!" He raised his voice, "Don't think I can't understand your father!" Don't say things all day long! ”

The old man boasted that although he was in the underground business, he was also a man with a face on the road, so he must have been in bed in addition to. I usually try to be as elegant as possible, and I won't be as rude as I am.

I ignored him, and when he lost his temper, he persistently said, "I mean I can let her give you a baby." ”

"She was so poor that she killed her parents early in the morning."

"That identity isn't real at first glance, I guess she has a lot of background."

"Maybe it's a strip to put your son in a mental hospital." I said, "Send you to jail." ”

"Tiaozi doesn't arrange her identity like that," the old man said: "I see that she behaves like a well-bred family, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is extravagant, her background must be good, even if it is not very good, it doesn't matter, I see that she has a peaceful personality and is very ......."

I couldn't help but interrupt him: "Haven't you seen her before?" ”

"I've seen it secretly." The old man said sneakily: "After all, it is the woman my son wants to marry for the first time." ”

I said, "You're mistaken, the first time I wanted to marry was Amelie." ”

"You're mistaken," he said, "you never wanted to marry her." ”

I vacated my itinerary so that the idiot could accompany his little beauty to choose a ring, but I myself somehow suddenly came out.

For the first few seconds, I was a little dazed.

Until you gradually see your surroundings clearly.

In front of her is a slender back, her neck is really delicately maintained, delicate as the skin of a born baby, without the slightest roughness.

At this time, this little beauty was standing in front of me like an adult, and said to the stupid guys with guns in front of her: "The money is here, please do it." ”

The men were not Europeans in terms of skin color or hair color, and they were muttering in the language of their homeland, but fortunately I understood these few miscellaneous words, and they said that the girl was very beautiful, and they were deliberating whether to come one by one, or two by two.

I'm not going to allow these scraps to get ahead of me. Idiot women, but the guns in their hands are real guys.

And this idiot, not to mention a gun in his pocket, doesn't have a dinner knife.

Since I don't have the capital for a decisive battle, I think, if I am smart, I should shout "Heroic spare" and flee here as fast as possible before they think of killing me as a hindrance. After all, I am a person who cherishes my life, and I don't want to lose my life, which is mutilated but still there, for a woman who has nothing to do with me.

I think that's why that idiot ran away.

Therefore, women must be optimistic about choosing men, and if they choose someone like me, they will be completely blind.

But just as I was observing the nearby terrain and silently studying the escape plan in my heart, little Lori looked at me and slapped me with her elbow: "You run." She speaks Chinese.

I looked at her and didn't speak, wanting to hear what she meant next.

If her intention is to tell me to call for a note, then I promise she'll be here today.

But she said, "I don't think they understood what I was saying. ”

"...... doesn't have to waste time explaining something as obvious, right?"

"But I can see that they are mainly trying to rob. Hue. She said, "Before they even think about killing you, run away." ”

I still didn't speak.

"Run!" She urged anxiously.

I said, "Then I'll go to the police." ”

"Fools, don't look for them, they look like the underworld!" She said, "I'll take revenge on you, run away!" ”

The underworld isn't so blind, okay! I'm reluctant to enjoy such a beautiful Lori with a dozen or twenty!

I just said that I don't like women, and at critical moments, they are always emotional, and at this moment, I am sure that little Lori has not figured out the true meaning of the word wheel girl at all.

I wanted to reach out and pull her aside, but I thought that the time had not yet come, so I poked my head out of her side and said with a grin, "Hello guys." ”

……

Until lunchtime, the idiot still didn't come out, so I had to reluctantly continue to pretend.

Little Lori sat next to me, holding my arm and shaking, her red little mouth made that soft and cute tone: "Say it, Xiao Tiantian, what did you say to them?" ”

"Guess what." I won't tell her.

"Guess why I'm asking you?" She pursed her mouth and threatened, "If I don't say anything, I'll kiss you!" ”

Idiots will say!

She slowly approached, a menacing light in the corners of her half-squinted eyes. And I raised my eyebrows, and my eyes fell on the exposed legs on the side of her cheongsam. Her cheongsam is a pale cyan, and there is embroidered grass on the skirt, which looks very old and slightly ordinary, but on her, it looks beautiful and elegant.

I consciously read countless women, but I have to admit that in terms of posture and temperament, there is no one who can compare with her.

So only I knew how hard I tried to avoid her lips and say, "Don't." ”

She opened her eyes, thinking that because she understood that she was not reserved enough, a faint flush crept up her cheeks, and she must have been extremely embarrassed, and said, "Then you can say it!" ”

"I told them a story."

"What's the story?" Her eyes widened.

"The story of the Buddha feeding the tiger with his body."

"So what?"

"They were moved and put down their butcher knives." It's so tiring to keep pretending to have such a cute accent!

"Is that okay?" She said suspiciously, "How can I not believe it? ”

Of course it doesn't work, and even I can't believe it, because I don't talk about bullshit at all, I just tell them the model of their guns and the way they bought them, the names of their local leaders, and even their families.

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