Chapter 243: Fat Monk

Black Moon Tiger looked at Granny Yun and said angrily: "I'm just asking two words, my son was beaten, can't I still ask?" Look at Ou Qiankun's virtue, it seems that his grandson can take advantage, and my son deserves to be beaten? ”

Granny Yun was speechless for a while, Black Moon Tiger, an old thing, was unreasonable, few people could stop him, although Granny Yun was treated as a guest in their village, sometimes she was helpless.

After all, in their eyes, it was a matter between children, and now it has become a household matter.

It is difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, let alone her as an outsider.

So Granny Yun didn't know what to say.

At this time, a rough voice suddenly came from outside the house, and it was actually a Buddha call: "Amitabha, I think we should put this matter aside first, and everyone will work together to rescue Lord Ning Shi first, and then talk about these miscellaneous things?" ”

I saw the smiles on the faces of my grandfather and Granny Yun, and everyone turned their heads to look out.

I saw that outside the door, a stout calf wearing yellow monk shoes and white monk socks stepped into the threshold, followed by a yellow coarse cloth monk's robe, and entered the door.

Why is the monk's robe the first door? Because the monk's belly was too big, the door was only opened once, and it was slightly narrower, and the monk came in sideways, and his stomach was dangerously stuck there, and he finally squeezed in, and his head was still crooked outside.

When he was all in the room, it startled me.

This monk is two meters tall, and if this canopy is not high enough, I am afraid that he will have to bend over and walk.

The question is can he bend his waist? The answer was obviously no, he couldn't even sit down, he could only stand, or go down with his hips back.

This monk was tall and fat, and his belly was as big as the big iron pot buckled on his body in front of his eyes, surprisingly big.

Guangguang has six ring scars on his head, and it is obvious that he has been ordained deeply.

On his chest hung a string of tiny beads, which was extremely incongruous compared to his figure.

In his hand, he was holding a bowl, and there was a roast chicken in the bowl!

Because he was too fat, the flesh on this guy's face was squeezed into a heap, and he couldn't tell how old he was, but from the white hair on his sideburns and the attitude of my grandfather and Granny Yun, I could guess that this monk was not young.

As soon as this monk entered the house, he suddenly had a feeling of light shining on his body, this guy was like a moving light bulb, lit up wherever he went.

When Black Moon Tiger saw this monk, his brows furrowed like twisted flowers: "Three non-precept monks, when did you come?" ”

Burst! I couldn't help laughing, this monk's name is so weird! Three non-abstinences, too bullish.

How did you develop this figure? If he practiced in any temple, that temple would definitely be poor by him.

Everyone looked at the monk curiously, but the monk moved his nose, glanced at the room, staggered to Yun Yun, snatched the beef jerky in her hand, stuffed a piece of it into his mouth, and chewed it with his eyes closed.

Although the people in the room were very curious, no one said anything, even the Black Moon Tiger didn't say anything again, just stared at the monk with unkind eyes.

The monk chewed the piece of beef for a long time before swallowing it, and then burped and said: "Recently, this appetite is not very good, a small piece of beef will feed me, alas, it's a pity that it's so delicious."

Recently, this tooth mouth is not very good, a small piece of beef is stuffed with teeth, what did you just tell me at the bottom of the black pot? I'll explain to you a thing or two after I'm done picking my teeth first. ”

I'll go! Where the hell did this god come from? Why is it so windy?

The problem is that he scolded the Black Moon Tiger for being the bottom of the black pot, and the Black Moon Tiger's face twitched, and he didn't dare to fight back, but seemed to stand there helplessly, as if he was a little afraid of this fat monk.

The fat monk turned around again, and didn't seem to find anything to pick his teeth, so he had to walk to the door and stretch out a hand.

The palm of the hand is fat, and the meat is like a pig's trotters.

The pig's trotters knocked lightly on the door panel, and the door panel suddenly shattered into several pieces, and the monk carefully put down the bowl in his hand, as if he was afraid that the roast chicken inside would run away, and then picked up a broken wooden strip on the ground, broke it with both hands, pinched and twisted, and finally made a thin head, and began to pick his teeth.

This guy also has a lot of personality in flossing his teeth, and the stubble squeaks and creaks on the tooth flowers, like sawn wood, and I can hear it.

Everyone waited for the monk to finish picking his teeth, and the monk took two breaths of air, and the flesh on his face shook twice: "Amitabha, the poor monk has finished fasting, what did you ask me just now?" ”

Nobita and I couldn't help laughing, and Yunyun's little girl began to laugh out loud, 'clucking' like a silver bell.

Black Moon Tiger's face darkened, he took a deep breath, calmed down and said, "I care when you came." ”

The fat monk said 'oh': "That's such a problem!" Then don't worry about Lao Hei, the poor monk has just arrived, and he has not moved in for a long time outside the crescent moon door at the door of the backyard, listening to the quarrel in your house, I am in a hurry, I can't help it in the end, just think, think......"

The fat monk raised his head to the sky, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and made a contemplative state.

I'll go! This fat monk is actually cute! He's actually selling cuteness! I can't stand the birds at all, I really want to go up and slap the.

However, his figure is really terrifying, and his seniority is high, I have no courage but no courage to endure it and see what kind of tricks this old bald donkey wants to play.

I can bear it, not necessarily some people can bear it, such as the Black Moon Tiger who was so angry with the old monk that he vomited blood, and then for example, the person behind me who has always allowed himself to be the first and second in the world, and now he sees an old monk who is more stylish than him and more bullish than him, how can he bear it?

So Nobita, the bold guy, spoke again: "Think about a fart, you can't get in the door and go through the window." ”

Burst!

My grandfather choked on an old cigarette and almost fainted.

Granny Yun was also completely speechless, Wu Chen and Yun Yun both held back their laughter, and the Black Moon Tiger was also not lightly attacked by Daxiong Lei, but Xiao Yizi, who had a black face, scolded: "Idiot!" ”

Nobita immediately retorted: "You are an idiot, a second force, a stupid lack, a fool, a neurotic ......"

The fat monk slowly took his cute eyes back from the roof, stared at Nobita's gushing mouth, and then never moved his eyes, he kept staring like this, staring, staring at Nobita and noticing that something was wrong, scolding Xiao Yizi, looking at the fat monk, scolding Xiao Yizi, and then looking at the fat monk.

After going back and forth like this three times, Nobita didn't know if he was confused, so he actually changed directions, scolded a fat monk, and then looked at Xiao Yizi, scolded a fat monk, and then looked at Xiao Yizi.

But no matter whether he scolded the fat monk or Xiao Yizi, he couldn't stop these two people from slowly approaching him. R1148