Chapter 71: The Zombie Triumvirate
Chapter 71: The Zombie Triumvirate
After listening to Zhang Yu's answer, I suddenly said angrily: "Brother Yu, what did you say? Did the yellow glasses woman kill my zombie army? ”
Zhang Yu was stunned for a moment, and replied calmly: "No...... Not a yellow glasses woman...... It's the Cobra Queen...... It was the Cobra Empress who ordered the three of us to kill all the zombies who betrayed her here......"
Zhang Yu's words were so angry that I gritted my teeth, I clenched my little fists tightly, stomped hard and shouted: "Brother Yu, you nasty guy, you actually listen to the orders of that nasty yellow glasses girl?" I'm mad at you! I...... I'm going to have to eat that yellow glasses girl! Hum! ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Prototype...... You...... You get dressed first...... Good no good? As soon as Zhang Yu said this, I realized that my dress was scratched by the high-speed claws of the claw zombie just now.
So, I pouted and said to Zhang Yu, "Hmph! was seen by the hated Brother Yu again...... But...... If Brother Yu sees it...... It doesn't matter...... Anyway, I'm going to marry you when I grow up......"
After I said this, the old horse and the stupid big man standing behind me exclaimed in unison: "General, aren't you going to marry the black dragon?" ”
I covered my mouth and smiled at them, "Hehe! If you marry...... There has to be a first-come, first-served basis! I promised to marry Brother Yu first......" As I spoke, I looked at Zhang Yu again and smiled at him: "Isn't that right, Brother Yu, did I promise to marry you first?" ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu panicked: "Prototype...... You...... Hurry up and get dressed! You forgot...... What did I say to you before? ”
"What did you say to me......" I muttered in a whisper, and then immediately said urgently, "Ah! Yes! I remember! Come to think of it...... Heron, where's our clothes? ”
"The host...... Our clothes are all ...... Camp ......," the heron replied nervously.
"Clothes...... Clothes...... Clothes...... What if you don't have clothes? I said urgently.
As soon as my words fell, I saw Zhang Yu walk up to me, take off his shirt and drape it over me, and whispered, "Prototype...... You put on my shirt first, and then you can change it when you find the right clothes. ”
Zhang Yu's movements made me feel warm in my little brain, and I even wanted to pounce on him immediately and rub his face with my little face. But when I think of him and the other two zombies killing my zombie army, my anger doesn't come to me!
"Brother Yu, why are you so good to me now?" I pouted and said, "Instead of being nice to me, why don't you tell me where you have been since we first arrived in W City?" Also, the last time I saw you in Y City, why did you run? Also, why do you obey the yellow glasses woman? That's right, that's right! After talking for a long time, who is the yellow glasses girl? Why would you and these two powerful zombies listen to her? Why do many zombies in Y City listen to her? ”
After I asked this series of questions, Zhang Yu frowned slightly and thought for a long time, then said, "Prototype, the question you asked...... Too much...... I can't answer you at once......"
I said angrily: "Then answer them one by one!" I ask one, you answer one! First, after we arrived in W City, why didn't you say hello to me and disappear? Where have you been? ”
Zhang Yu replied calmly: "After we arrived in W City, I saw ...... I see my ...... It has been dark before...... Crush Girl ...... Xiaoli ...... I'm going to chase her......"
"Crush...... Girl? I wondered, "What is a crush?" Can you eat it? Brother Yu, you actually left me alone for a girl? Hum! I don't care if my crush can eat it or not, anyway, I must eat the girl you said! ”
After saying that, I looked at the heron next to me and beckoned to her. The heron immediately came up to me and lowered her head to my face. I put my mouth to the heron's ear and whispered, "Heron, do you know what a crush is?" ”
Lu Lu was stunned for a moment, and said hoarsely in a slightly stiff tone: "That...... Master...... Crush is ...... I secretly like someone...... Just secretly liked, that person didn't know he liked her......"
I wondered, "That'...... Is Heron and I crushed? I like the heron, and the heron likes me, right? ”
The heron said firmly: "The heron likes the master, and the master knows." The owner loves the heron and the heron knows it! We shouldn't have a crush......"
I nodded, "Oh...... I don't seem to understand ...... But the feeling is amazing...... Okay, let the first crush issue pass! However, Brother Yu can't be forgiven for dropping me for a girl! It's okay for me to forgive you, unless you make me your crush girl too! Hum! After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu was stunned again.
I glared at him and continued, "Now for your second question...... Why did you turn around and run after the last time I met you? I chased you like that, I shouted at you like that, and you ignored me, and I didn't stop. That's right! You're stealing food from me and taking the humans I'm going to eat!" ”
Zhang Yu calmly replied: "Prototype, last time I had to grab food with you...... I'm going to give the food to Xiaoli as soon as possible...... Because she's hungry......"
"Xiaoli...... Hungry? I exclaimed, "So, you found Xiaoli?" You're still helping her find food? ”
"Yes...... I found ......," Zhang Yu replied calmly.
"Nasty Xiaoli! Not only robbed my brother Yu, but also robbed me of food! I'm going to eat you! I was angry and said, "Brother Yu, you're angry with me!" Now to answer my third question...... Why do you listen to the orders of the woman with yellow glasses? That's right! Also, we went to W City together, what did you do in W City after you separated from me? Why did you come to Y City again? ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu panicked: "Prototype...... Your question is too jumpy...... I'm not too good to answer...... Well, I'll take my time...... Reply...... Why should I obey orders with the Cobra Queen...... I don't know how to answer this question...... Because the Cobra Empress is the lord of Y City, the Empress of Y City, so it is natural for us as zombies to obey our own domination and our own Empress, right? ”
"It's right for you!" I yelled, "What bullshit dominate? The Queen of Shit? I think it's a lot of an ...... with eyes Yellow Girl! ”
"Prototype, have you ever seen the Cobra Empress? How do you know she's wearing glasses? Zhang Yu wondered.
I said angrily, "If I had seen her, would she still be alive?" I ate her a long time ago! Hum! Nasty yellow glasses woman! ”
After I finished pouting, Zhang Yu continued to explain: "The prototype is like this...... After I found Xiaoli in W City, I learned that she was also a subordinate of the Cobra Queen, and the Cobra Empress ordered her to investigate the situation in W City and prepare for the next attack on W City. ”
I listened to Zhang Yu's words and nodded incessantly. After Zhang Yu finished speaking, I suddenly realized: "Brother Yu, when you say this, I understand everything!" The zombie army besieging the base in W City was sent by the yellow glasses woman! She's good enough, huh? Not only the zombies that rule Y City, but also extend their claws to W City......"
Zhang Yu ignored my words and continued: "Xiaoli is a zombie in charge of investigation, and is not responsible for attacking. So after she had investigated the human situation in W City, she returned to Y City to report to the Cobra Queen, and I followed her to Y City. ”
I nodded and said, "Well, Brother Yu, your explanation is quite satisfactory to me...... However, there is one thing I don't quite understand...... Since your Xiaoli can go to W City, which is far away from Y City, to investigate the situation, why can't you find food by yourself? Do you want you to help her find food? ”
Zhang Yu replied calmly: "That's right, after Xiaoli and I arrived in Y City, we met a group of humans. One of the humans in this group is a very powerful guy with a Japanese sword, who not only cut off Xiaoli's legs, but also severely injured Xiaoli. Xiaoli lost her legs and couldn't hunt on her own...... So, I grabbed humans and gave them to eat. Later, I took Xiaoli to find the Cobra Queen. The Cobra Empress said that if I would obey him, she would take care of her for me and provide her with food. I've been playing for the Cobra Queen ever since...... The Cobra Empress did not break her promise, took good care of Xiaoli for me, and gave her fresh human food every day. Every time I come back from a mission, I can see Xiaoli...... The last time I saw you, Xiaoli had just been injured and urgently needed a lot of food to regain her strength...... I was really in a hurry, so I ...... I'm sorry...... Prototype ......"
When Zhang Yu said this, I hurriedly stretched out my little hand to interrupt his words and said, "Okay! You don't have to say it, you don't have to explain it! In short, in your mind, your Xiaoli is much more important than me! For her sake, you can leave me from W City. For her sake, you can snatch food from me. For her sake, you are willing to obey the orders of the yellow glasses woman...... "My words made Zhang Yu speechless, and after I finished speaking, he couldn't say anything for a long time.
I continued: "Humph! Nasty Brother Yu...... I ask you, what would you do if the woman with yellow glasses asked you to kill me? ”
After I finished asking, Zhang Yu replied without thinking about it: "Impossible! I can't kill you! You are my companion! It's my friend! We...... We are ...... Prototype...... You make me think about what to say...... Eschatological...... Right! Pre-Apocalypse...... Prototype you and me...... Before the end of the world, they were companions, friends! So I'm not going to kill you! Never! ”
"Before the end of the world?" I wondered, "Do you know me before the end of the world?" Didn't we know each other in a village on the edge of the Gobi Desert? ”
"The Gobi Desert? Village? Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "I don't remember...... But I only remember the prototype of you...... You are my companion and friend! ”
I waved my hand and said, "Okay! All right! Brother Yu, for the sake of you saying so firmly, I am your companion and friend, I will forgive you! I don't care about all the things you were sorry for me before. Also, Brother Yu, you can't remember what you said before the end of the world, and I can't remember it either. Let's remember these later. But now I want to ask you one more question...... In your mind, who is more important, me or Xiaoli? ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu was stunned. After thinking about it for a long time, he said, "This ...... This...... Prototype...... You're mine...... Companions and friends...... Xiaoli is mine...... It's mine...... I don't know what it is? I...... I can't compare ......."
I pouted and said, "If you can't compare, don't compare!" Anyway, I'm going to eat Xiaoli's sooner or later! When I eat her, you'll know who is important, me or her......"
After speaking, I pointed to the corpses of the claw zombie and the blade zombie that fell to the ground, and asked Zhang Yu, "These two guys are with you, right?" You're all at the mercy of the woman with yellow glasses, right? ”
Zhang Yu nodded and said, "Yes, the three of us are known as the Y City Zombie Triumvirate. ”
After Zhang Yu finished speaking, I couldn't help but laugh. Covering his mouth, he smiled: "Ahahaha! The Big Three...... I think the giant of the giant should be replaced with a sawed off. Both of their heads were eaten by me and the heron! Aha! ”
After finishing speaking, I thought about something suddenly, and immediately glared at Zhang Yu and said angrily: "Brother Yu, what did you just say?" You say, the three of you are called the Zombie Triumvirate, right? ”
Zhang Yu nodded and said, "That's right...... The three of us are really good...... Until I met you......"
I said angrily: "I'm not talking about being powerful, it's not powerful!" It's a zombie! The zombie triumvirate is three zombies, Brother Yu, you are not a zombie, why do you want them to say that you are a zombie? ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu was completely stunned, and wondered: "Am I not a zombie?" Xiaoli is a zombie...... The Cobra Empress is a zombie...... Talon is a zombie...... Sharp knives are also zombies...... I...... No...... Zombies? ”
I hurriedly said: "Brother Yu, of course you are not a zombie!" You're the same superpower as me, with the heron, with the old horse, and with the stupid big guy! We're all superpowers! Therefore, whoever says that you are a zombie in the future will commit a capital crime, and whoever will be killed! ”
After I finished speaking, the old horse and the stupid big man shouted at the same time: "The general is right! The general is right! In the future, whoever says we are zombies, we will kill them! After they finished yelling, Zhang Yu looked at us blankly......