Entrance to the Summoner's Rift.

Ice archer Ash is shuttling through the crowd, trying to find the figure of her husband Barbarian King, and she has to take the little one this time. Three can't be found out, looking at this barbarian, do you dare to go out all day and fool around.

But at this moment, a song floated in, "Masturbation, Ashie's shooting, people don't shoot themselves to death!" ”

Ash burst into tears and shouted to the crowd: "Dead barbarian, come back quickly, your wife is being bullied!" ”

……

The atmosphere on the field finally became hot because of this song.

Originally, a few absent-minded people before were now like doping one by one, and their eyes were extremely round, just like two round beads!

Teemo was also overjoyed to see it in front, "Haha, this song, this instrument, it's so nice and funny!" ”

Even the blind monk, who had been concentrating on massage, followed the sound after the end, listened to the novel singing, and nodded happily.

As for the others, they blushed one by one, but they didn't applaud and scream, which is not to mean that the performance of the three is not exciting enough, but it is too exciting, so wonderful that they are afraid that the applause and screams will interrupt this unparalleled performance!

The three of them are still playing selflessly, and the song continues to fly:

“

The monkey is true or false~!

Masturbation, stroking, airborne Sparta~! ”

As soon as everyone heard these two lyrics, they immediately started talking in a whisper!

"Sparta?"

"Which is this Sparta?"

"I don't know, I've never heard of it!"

"Could it be the new hero joining the Summoner's Rift?"

"Definitely not, the game in the Summoner's Canyon, I watch it every day, and I haven't heard of any Spartan!"

"It's weird, according to the meaning of the lyrics. This Sparta must be a hero! ”

Everyone is very unfamiliar with the term Sparta, and the reason for this situation is because in the Valoran continent, there is no such term Sparta, which is the unique nickname of the hero of the majority of League of Legends players in Han Xiao's world, and the reason for this is that Pan Sen looks like Sparta in the cloak of his aunt! (I don't know the children's shoes, you can Baidu Spartan.) There will be new discoveries. ）

It is even rumored that when Riot designed the hero Panson, the king of war, it was based on Sparta.

There are still smart people at the scene, and they found clues from just a few words, "Airborne Sparta, airborne understand?" Just such a trick similar to an anagram stumped you all? ”

"Poof!"

"I thought of it!"

"It turned out to be the king of war, Pan Sen, the hero who descended from the sky, it seems that he is the only one!"

"Laugh and cry! Is it really good to casually give someone the nickname Sparta? ”

"It's too ruthless. Pan Sen doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate! ”

Being reminded like this, many people thought about which hero this Sparta was referring to, and they were immediately overjoyed.

The Lord of War, Panson, had just heard the movement here, and before he could get to him, he heard the lyrics, and his face was speechless, "I mean that my whole person is Spartan!" ”

The people around me laughed even more!

Your sister!

Do you want to be so funny?

……

Sanjiyou continued to sing affectionately:

"Masturbation, blind monk catching blind~!

……”

"Holy!"

"Hahahaha. Kill me! ”

As soon as he teased Pan Sen, this was transferred to the blind monk. You guys are going to offend all the heroes of the League of Legends! ”

The audience leaned forward and leaned back with joy.

The blind monk was originally enjoying the song, but when he heard this, his expression froze for a moment, and then his face was full of wry smiles!

Your uncle's!

I'm shot while lying down!

Sanjiyou didn't notice how many heroes he had offended by the songs he sang, and he was still immersed in his own singing.

“

……

The weapon master is a pick~!

Masturbation, nunu empty big~!

The widow is gone~!

……”

There was a man in the crowd holding a picture of a widow and a card walking into the grass hand in hand, "See, this is the widow's card, they're going into the grass for the second time this week!" "Huh~!"

"Really. The little couple wants to go home sweetly, what's the matter with drilling in the grass? "Is it so exciting for young people?"

These people, who were talking about the widow's pair, raised their heads in an instant when they heard this, and then they all laughed!

"Hahaha!"

"The widow is gone? It's so subtle! ”

"Fortunately, you didn't say that the reason the widow was missing was that she went to the bush. Otherwise, the widow will have to slash you with a sword." ”

The laughter of the three of them attracted the attention of many people, especially when they saw the photo of the widow and the man drilling in the grass, and they were also amused!

They have been curious about the reason why the widow couldn't see anyone throughout the game, but now that they are reminded like this, they instantly understand that they have gone to drill the grass with the cards!

The widow is also listening, still stomping her feet and listening angrily, these three friends are too shameless, how can they say such a shameful thing in front of so many people? Don't you three know that we women are naturally thin-skinned?

And you dead Timo, you dare to secretly take photos of the old lady and the card drilling in the grass, sooner or later one day the old lady will stomp on your little head with her feet!

However, the anger returned to the atmosphere, and the widow did not rush over directly to smash the field, because the people who knew her secret were only a small part, and more people did not know!

They are all asking each other why they have disappeared!

Of course, the most common thing is to ignore the lyrics completely!

Only then did the widow become a little relieved, "Even if you have some conscience, you didn't take away the last fig leaf from the old lady!" Otherwise, the old lady will have to fight hard with the three of you! ”

Just when the widow's hanging heart gradually fell to the ground, the next lyrics immediately hung her pounding heart high!

"Masturbation~!

The grass is the real home~! ”

Originally, this lyric refers to the three friends of the grass, but in today's world, the three friends don't know about the grass at all, let alone hide in the grass to shade people, and even the name of the three friends was given by others, so no one has heard of this grass three friends at all!

A lot of people are actually about the widow's wind. I've heard about it, but I'm not sure who I'm talking about and on what occasion I'm ashamed? But these two songs, "The widow is gone" and "The grass is the real home", are sung almost together, so it becomes a little meaningful!

They were stunned for a moment before they understood, and then suddenly burst into laughter!

I'll it, it turns out that there are still widows and people digging into the grass!

Do you dare to sing this kind of thing blatantly?

Sure enough, there is no most shameless, only more shameless!

I've really convinced you three friends!

And the widow blushed with anger, and the only thought in her mind at this time was to settle accounts with these three hateful fellows! (To be continued.) )

PS: In addition to the fact that this chapter is such an important thing as adding more important things to the weapon of the local tyrant slaughtering god, by the way, there are 14 monthly passes, and there are only 6 left from the addition! Let's keep up the hard work!