98 Funeral in the Blue Sky II
readx;?ā Yes... My head still hurts, and the sound of chanting around me reminds me of the last time... If I come back to life in this situation, I will definitely be killed this time, it's better to die, cremation it, burn me to death!" When Lan Tian was accidentally spitting, the whole person stood up, from the coffin without flowers, dressed in white, or without a hand, with the scars of the fear cloth on his face, he stood up. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Just when Lan Tian was thinking about something bad in his heart, everyone didn't even react, chanting the scriptures, incense on the incense, everyone didn't seem to see it... What, is this the state of the soul in the first place? Burned your soul? I'm still alive... Die well.
Well? What are Monli and perverts doing, and what are they playing at my funeral to fight the landlord! Want to be killed by me?
Meng Li and Pervert glanced at the location of the mourning hall, and then sweated all over their bodies with fright.
"Hey! It's like a Resident Evil funeral... Mourning... Corpse-like guys, that... Is that a blue sky?" The pervert's whole face turned blue, and the cards in his hand shook and fell to the ground.
"How is it possible, what is superstition, how is it possible... It really appeared!" Monley's cards trembled and fell to the ground.
"What to do! He was staring at us, he must have come to see if the funeral was done, and we were actually playing cards here!" The pervert already wants to run at this moment and is ready to escape.
"Wait a minute, calm down, pretend you didn't see it, pretend you didn't see anything, just go back to your seat and attend the funeral!" Monley made a very constructive proposal.
Well? They left the cards in place and sat back, so they wanted to walk over and slap them, but everything was packed up, just to scare them, and suddenly they were packed up, their expressions would be beautiful, right?
Feed! Why does the mourning king of the blue sky clean up the cards for us, he is such a clean person? The pervert moves with a mysterious expression and is talking to Monley.
That's it, people always want to die a decent death on their last journey, so pack up that pile of things. Mengli also communicates with each other with a mysterious expression and perverts.
After cleaning up, did they see me cleaning up, and their expressions were distorted like that? It's a funny expression! If it weren't for the phone being gone, I would have taken a picture! However, I was also a little tired, so it was really amazing to sit down and watch my funeral go smoothly.
Feed!! He sat down next to us! It's all about following us, and you want to follow us to the end of hell!! The pervert's whole body was sweating, the floor was already wet, and he was shaking with fear, and his eyes began to wander everywhere, and he was about to pass out.
Hahaha, this blue sky is so realistic, make a three-dimensional image at the funeral, it's really innovative, speaking of which I'm also a three-dimensional image! Well, I don't have anything to fear! Meng Li's eyes were already looking into the distance, not only escaping from reality, but also accidentally saying that she turned around and spoke.
Their eyes have become strange, and their minds have become unclear, and it is scary to look at, but I am a dead man, even if they are crazy, what does it matter to me, looking at this group of relatives and friends before their death, it turns out that I am also a popular guy, people only know when they die, so many people shed tears for me, it is really touching, phew! I'm crying for me when I'm dead, these sluts!
"Now, please pay your respects in order!" Or the monk in the past, he looked at the posthumous photo with suspicious eyes, this guy won't be dead again, right? But the injury can't be alive, after all, it's not surprising that there are ghosts, so the corpse-like guy behind him is just a ghost.
When Lan Jin stepped forward first, looked at the coffin, and shouted, "Blue Sky, that guy's corpse... Gone!" So it caused a commotion, everyone was arguing, but no one said anything about perverting the Dongdong next to them.
Ahh Why don't people vomit, his body is right next to us! What are you discussing? Find a Taoist priest or something, and let him go back to where he should be! The pervert was sweating all over his body, and secretly looked at the blue sky next to him.
Even if you don't have a Taoist priest or anything, at least find a guy like Leon, Chris (the protagonists of Resident Evil) or something, and shoot this guy for me! Without him, the world is normal! Monli clenched her fists and peeked into the blue sky.
These two people seem to be so nervous! What? Could it be that these two guys stole Lao Tzu's body and went to do something that was not visible! Lan Tian approached the two of them with an angry expression, plus the burn marks on the eyelids, twisted with anger, and pressed his face to the nearest place, glaring at the two of them fiercely.
"Ahhh!!hhh The two of them were overly nervous and scared of a... Two punches, a hard blow to his jaw, knocked Lan Tian two meters above the ground, and then everyone stared at Lan Tian and said nothing.
Until the old monk pointed to the blue sky and said, "I said, that guy is not dead, is he?" You people in the city can play, old man, I don't care, it's good to give money anyway, but is it really fun for you to play like this?"
Everyone, including the blue sky, didn't find that everyone saw the blue sky until this moment, but everyone thought they had seen a ghost, and everyone silently pretended not to see it, and this made him even more determined that he was a ghost, and even the blue sky thought that no one saw him...
At this moment, Lan Tian pressed his heart, is it really still beating?" Obviously, my heart is not beating, I think I'm dead..."After Lan Tian said weakly, everyone present glared at him angrily, because this guy was already the second to play like this.
Blue Moon said everyone's thoughts: "Didn't you die again?" No, no heartbeat, right? That's the evil spirit, this time we'll help you ascend to heaven!" Lan Tian immediately turned around and ran, but there were so many talented people on the scene, it was impossible to run out...
When the blue sky turned around and ran, there were a bunch of earth, water, fire, wind, light, darkness, telekinesis, flying, fighting, dragons, all kinds of Pokemon... No, it was the terrible old, middle-aged and young people who rushed forward in one breath and smashed the blue sky into pieces.
"Wait a minute, even if I don't die, I'm still a seriously injured patient, and I'm really going to die if you play like this!" Lan Tian used his remaining hand to protect his crippled body, and after everyone fought for no less than five minutes, it was finally over after Lan Yue's punch hit Lan Tian to the ceiling.
"I don't know what this is, but we'll take him to the hospital for a check-up." The pervert said seriously.
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