When I was a child, I lived with my grandfather all the time. Children, they always have to listen to stories around the elderly. And the story I heard the most when I was a child was the story of my grandfather. And the story of my grandfather is the starting point of my story.

I heard my grandfather say that my grandmother is from a big family. My grandmother's father, who is also my great-grandfather, is also a landlord. It's the same as the image created in the TV series. The landlord Lao Cai didn't have a good cake, and my grandfather was like this. Every day as soon as the sun came out, he led a group of people to stand on the side of the dirt road, and the girl who saw it would go up and touch it. They didn't dare to resist (everyone in the village farmed for my grandfather, and whoever resisted would go to whom's house to smash things.) In this way, my grandfather was really happy for a few years.

As the saying goes, how can a person walk by the river without getting his shoes wet. My grandfather has been in love for a few years, and he really met a girl who resisted. Here's the thing, one morning. Grandpa led a group of younger brothers to a neighboring village to talk to an old man about buying a house. said that it was an acquisition, and the price was given to be a robbery! Of course the old man doesn't do it, so it's a rented house. In fact, my grandfather just took a fancy to the "feng shui" of that room - sitting on the side of the road, you could see the big girl from the window. You don't have to go outside in the sun and rain. If you want to say that my grandfather is really domineering, not to mention the low price, I still insist on going back, saying that I am a reasonable person and will not bully people who are dying. Alas, there is no one in the country who doesn't know grandpa.

It is not surprising that the old man is not sold. crying and kneeling begged grandpa to let him go. Grandpa sat on the stool like no one else, with his legs still on the other stool. You have to spit out a bite of an apple. In fact, before the negotiation, Grandpa Tai had already thought that the old man would not sell, and he had another purpose. Needless to say, the judges know it in their hearts. The old man was old, but his youngest daughter was in the prime of her life. Smooth skin. Grandpa Tai couldn't change his lustful nature, so he said to the old man: "Who wants this broken house, if it weren't for the fact that you are dying, I will give you a coffin book, I can spend so much effort to come to you to see the house?" You're breaking the covenant, okay. If you don't sell the house, it's okay, give me your little daughter as a little wife, and the money will be given to you as a gift money. After saying that, a few gentlemen next to him were about to leave the house with the old man's daughter. The old man was also in a hurry, so he picked up the stool and hit my grandfather, who was young and vigorous at the time, and his hands and eyes were quick to turn sideways and let the old man come to eat. But he still let the stool make a mark on his arm. Grandpa was very angry, so he let the old man hurt him, and he couldn't laugh to death if he spread it? Grandpa gave an order: "Demolish the house for me!" "I really didn't expect that the act of demolishing the house would affect three generations in a row.

Outside, the sun is lazily spreading the sun, and the house is lively. Everything was dismantled. After the East House is demolished, go to the West House. There was a crowd of people at the door, and there was a lot of discussion. But I didn't dare to see the unevenness of the road, I was afraid of my grandfather. Grandpa Tai happily walked to the back room alone with a stick, and saw the Baojia Immortal who was basically worshiped by every family in the Northeast. At that time, Grandpa Tai was also carried away by the excitement, and smashed it at Xiantang while having fun, and he had to scold in his mouth: "X fuck you!"

After a while, the crying outside the house resounded in the sky, and the younger brothers also rushed to the back room to report to my grandfather. As soon as I entered the house, I was dumbfounded, and I saw my grandfather slamming the ground with a stick and scolding with joy. It's extremely weird. His subordinates didn't want him to be embarrassed when they saw this situation, so they quickly helped him up, but who knew that at this time, Grandpa Tai was as powerful as an ox, and he casually twisted and knocked down 3 or 4 young men. In this case, people who understand it can see at a glance that this is evil. There's a stupid brother who gives his boss a big mouth when he goes up and picks it up. Somehow, it really woke up my grandfather. Grandpa Tai rubbed his face, and he didn't care about scolding his subordinates. Looking around, I realized that the way I played was not a demolition of the immortal hall at all, but just a trick. made a fool of himself in front of so many people, and his grandfather was about to smoke. Pointing to the fairy hall and shouting to his subordinates: "Go and dismantle it for me." "Although the younger brothers don't dare to disobey the eldest brother's order, looking at the situation just now, it's a bit evil. They all cowered and stepped back. Hey, don't say it, just the stupid guy who slapped my grandfather's mouth just now rushed up with a stick. When the others saw it, they had no choice but to demolish the fairy hall. Grandpa pinched his waist. In the midst of the crowd, he yelled at the enshrined Baojia Immortal: "Fuck you, fucking play Lao Tzu." I'll see what you're capable of, and I'll do it against my boss Wang! The old man's wailing had ceased, for he was crying to death.

Although Grandpa Tai is a figure in the village who even has to walk away when the village chief meets, a dead person is like a trivial matter to him. But in order not to let others pay attention to him, he still bought a straw mat for the old man to be buried with that little money. The people in the village are also poor old people, and they specially went to the town to invite Mr. Yin and Yang to come and see the burial day. The surname of Mr. Yin and Yang is Bai, and everyone calls him Mr. Bai. Although he is a character in the town, the stories of his ghost catching have spread to the backwoods. It is said that when he was young, he followed his master to move the grave for others, but I don't know what happened. turned out to be a corpse, and it turned out to be at the level of a zombie king. All the laborers around him, even his master, died. He also learned that the situation was serious, and that if he was not destroyed, there would be great disaster. He sacrificed all his essence blood and 30 years of life to open the Five Emperors Bronze Coin Sword. Makes the sword exert great power to destroy zombies. He also immediately turned white and his legs were paralyzed. It stands to reason that if you sacrifice all your essence and blood, you will definitely die, maybe this is the way of heaven. But then his wife became pregnant and gave birth to a boy. That's for another time.

When Mr. Bai was pulled in a donkey cart, the whole village except my grandfather and his gang went to greet him. Back to the main story, how is my grandfather? On the night of the old man's death, Grandpa was still drinking with his brother. I drank too much, so I helped me out to pee. When I was urinating, I heard a movement in the grass next to me. Although Grandpa Tai is usually very arrogant, he is still a little stunned because he indirectly killed someone today. Scratching his head and looking over there. I saw a few weasels staring at him in the grass, and my grandfather was stunned. Scolded: "Look and see, I'll kill you in a while." With that, the weasels ran away as if they understood. Grandpa Tai laughed when he saw them fleeing in the wilderness. At night, he dreamed that the weasel was still there staring at him. I was in a very bad spirit, so I didn't go to Mr. Bai to come and stand next to the little girl who greeted me.

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