013 The second master who eats ghosts
"Oh, second uncle, you're here! I miss you! Zhao Yun stepped forward with a smile and said.
The second uncle stretched out his pink fat hand and said to Zhao Yun: "Big nephew, you come!" ”
As soon as Zhao Yun squatted down, there was a sudden sharp pain in his ears, and the second uncle's small hand grabbed Zhao Yun's ear, and the little hand was twisted like steel pliers, no matter how Zhao Yun struggled, he couldn't get rid of it.
"Little rabbit cub, second uncle, I don't like other people's flattery the most, and I have the time to cultivate more and increase my ability." The second master taught a lesson, watching a child-like person teach an adult, not to mention how funny, but no one in the audience dared to laugh.
The second uncle squinted his eyes and looked at Old Ghost Xie, Old Ghost Xie knelt on the ground and trembled, "Brother Xie, this is my second uncle, his old man is fine, you don't have to be afraid!" Zhao Yun was afraid that his inexplicable second uncle would do something.
"Get up, come with me to Luofu Mountain to practice from today, so that I can help my eldest nephew in the future." The second uncle said lightly, Old Ghost Xie seems to be the same as me, and he doesn't know where Luofu Mountain is, so he has to nod his head and say yes.
"Why don't you hurry up and kneel down and thank the second master! Luofu Mountain is a holy place for ghosts and immortals to practice in the underworld! Zhang Lin said a little excitedly, Old Ghost Xie had already stood up, and when he heard Zhang Lin's words, his body trembled again and knelt down and kowtowed, and he could clearly feel that this time it was not because he was afraid, but excited!
"Okay, let's get down to business, the purpose of the original establishment of the Raiders Education and Training School, I think everyone knows, to put it bluntly, it is a trial operation office set up by the underworld in the Yang world, so far, the effect is not bad, because this is sponsored by me and my eldest brother, so I have always been in charge, we need to expand the scale now, it just so happens that Zhao Yun is a good child, I plan to let him do some things on my behalf, you have to cooperate with him as much as possible, but now the network is not enough, in the future, when Zhao Yun is formed, set up a hall, let all the immortals sit down." The second uncle said with a serious face.
After hearing this, the others replied in unison: "Obey the decree of the second master!" ”
At this moment, suddenly there was a commotion in the corridor, the second master disappeared in a flash, and everyone else in the office ran out to see what was going on.
Finding that the second master was already standing in the corridor, a leading ghost said: "Second master, there are a few ghosts who don't know what's going on, and they suddenly went crazy!" ”
The second master motioned for the other ghosts to retreat, and there were three ghosts in the field who were going crazy together, biting each other.
Zhao Yun originally planned to see how the second master showed his hand, but the second master's next move scared everyone, the second master snorted lightly, opened his mouth, and the three crazy ghosts in the field turned into a black light and were sucked in, and then the second master sighed and said: "It's really tasteless to eat little ghosts." ”
"Don't even look at the excitement! Do what you have to do! After speaking, he disappeared at the same time as the old ghost Xie behind Zhao Yun.
Zhao Yun saw that everyone present seemed to be in shock, so he coughed and said, "Everyone is gone, what kind of god are you still talking about?" ”
"Incredible, incredible!" Zhang Jianfeng said as he walked back with his buttocks twisted.
Zhao Yun just wanted to catch up and ask what was going on, but Zhang Lin stopped him, "Why are you going?" Go to Classroom 5! After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he turned around and walked into the classroom.
Zhao Yun listened to it directly, thinking that he had heard it wrong, and he didn't know how to teach ghosts?
I had no choice but to go in and have a look, just walked into classroom five, and saw that this classroom is different from other classrooms, this classroom has no podium, all round large tables, where is this classroom, it is clearly a hotel! It's just that it's not people here, it's ghosts!
"Hello, this is an introduction to your job, including the scope of services and responsibilities." A ghost sent Zhao Yun into the classroom, handed over a piece of paper and said.
Zhao Yun couldn't read it at all, what kind of language is this?
"Big brother ghost, what's written on this? I don't understand. Zhao Yun asked embarrassedly.
The ghost cha seemed to have known that Zhao Yun would ask this, and replied: "Teacher Zhang said, just let you sign directly." ”
Since Zhang Lin said so, Zhao Yun had no choice but to do so, when Zhao Yun wrote his name, the piece of paper in his hand suddenly became hot and then turned to ashes, Zhao Yun didn't know what was going on, so he heard a ghost with a sideways face say: "What are you doing standing?" Hurry up and entertain us! ”
"Teacher Zhao, you are serving ghosts, so try to meet the requirements of ghosts, after all, people spend money." A ghost said with a wicked smile.
Zhao Yun thought to himself, okay, it seems that he has been tricked, he is really a waiter for ghosts, he is really alive enough, he used to serve people, and now he serves ghosts.
This night almost didn't make Zhao Yun tired, one would light incense for the ghost, one would burn paper for the ghost, one would burn candles for the ghost, and one would burn ingots, and finally until dawn, an old woman said: "I've been queuing for many days, and it's finally my turn." Little baby, my house is in disrepair and often leaks rain, you hurry up and find time to repair it for me. ”
"Okay, okay!" Zhao Yun was already dizzy and casually agreed.
"According to the rules here, every time you go to class, you will help a ghost do things in the order in which you sign up, and you must meet their requirements as much as possible, otherwise your salary will be deducted for the month!" Onicha introduced with a smile.
Zhao Yun said yes and walked outside the classroom, and just after walking a few steps, he found that something was wrong, the ghost's house was in disrepair? How can this house be repaired? You won't let yourself go to the underworld, will you? Then you won't die! Although I am aggrieved in the yang world, there is a good saying, it is better to die than to live!
Thinking of this, Zhao Yun hurriedly ran back, and had to ask how to repair the house in the underworld, but when he returned to the classroom, there were still any ghosts, and they were already empty.
When Zhao Yun returned to the office, the other teachers had not come back, Zhang Jianfeng was playing with the ipad in his hand and humming and singing: "Wait for a thousand years, I have no regrets~"
"Crazy brother, after the second uncle left today, you have been talking incredible, can you tell me what's going on?" Zhao Yun leaned over to Zhang Jianfeng and asked with a smile.
Zhang Jianfeng said: "You wait for me to finish singing!" I'll wait for a thousand years~"
Zhao Yun thought to himself, if Zhao Yazhi heard this, he would have to go to the underworld to ask him angrily, is this song sung?
Just when Zhao Yun really couldn't help it, Zhang Jianfeng finished singing and said, "We feel incredible that the second master's Taoism is incredible!" ”
"Isn't he an old man? You all know, what's so surprising about that? Zhao Yun pouted and said.
"You know the! All of us don't know the specific origin of the second master, it was the judge who organized us, so we were asked to follow the orders of the second master, and we didn't say anything else, we did know that he was powerful, but we didn't expect it to be so powerful! Zhang Jianfeng said in horror.
Zhao Yun thought to himself, these two masters are quite mysterious, why don't everyone know about him, why is he a child, is he a child when he dies?
Zhang Jianfeng saw that Zhao Yun didn't care, so he continued: "Let me tell you, Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, have you heard of it?" The demon exorcism saint of the underworld, his old man is not so easy to eat ghosts! As far as I know, there will definitely not be more than 20 people in the underworld who can cultivate like this! ”