Chapter 17: Two Swords Together
Seeing the little devil's call, how could Zhao Yingjie still be in the mood to answer it! I'm a dying person, and I still care about what kind of work!
However, the mobile phone rang twice, but Lin Jingran helped Zhao Yingjie pick up the phone.
"Hey!"
Lu Wei on the other end of the phone paused when she heard this, and asked questioningly, "Who are you?" β
"Me?" Lin Jingran thought for a moment before she said casually: "Oh, I'm Zhao Yingjie's sister." β
After answering, Lin Jingran asked rhetorically, "Who are you?" β
Lu Wei explained: "I am his leader, please ask him to listen to the phone." β
Lin Jingran responded: "Leader, I'm really sorry, my brother is in a very heavy mood now, and he is dying, can you give him a day off?" β
Lu Wei on the other end of the phone was completely blindsided, paused for a moment, and then asked, "What's wrong with him?" β
Lin Jingran replied: "I went out to fool around last night and contracted that kind of disease. β
When he heard this, Zhao Yingjie suddenly found that Lin Jingran was not afraid at all, no matter how good her mentality was, she would be very disappointed, after all, that thing was terminally ill, and she didn't seem to care at all.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yingjie suddenly realized something, thinking that this chick should not fool herself, right?
In order to verify whether Lin Jingran was really suffering from any kind of illness, he immediately got up and snatched the mobile phone in Lin Jingran's hand, and said apologetically to Lu Wei on the other end of the phone: "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, don't listen to my sister's nonsense, she is mentally abnormal and has a sick brain, I will send her to a psychiatric hospital for treatment in a few days." β
Lu Wei on the other end of the phone breathed a sigh of relief, and mistakenly thought that Zhao Yingjie was really suffering from some incurable disease.
Zhao Yingjie changed the topic and asked, "Mr. Lu, do you have anything to do with me?" β
Lu Wei opened her mouth and asked, "Do you know where there is a pharmacy around here?" β
Zhao Yingjie thought for a while and said, "After walking out of the community, there is a newly opened pharmacy at the second intersection on the right. β
"Okay, I got it." After speaking, Lu Wei hung up the phone directly.
When Zhao Yingjie wanted to say something more, there was no chance, but Lin Jingran put his ear to the mobile phone and eavesdropped.
She was surprised and asked, "Your leader is a woman?" β
Zhao Yingjie said angrily: "What's the matter with you?" β
After saying this, Zhao Yingjie suddenly thought of something, stared at Lin Jingran and interrogated, "Do you really have that kind of illness?" β
"That's right! Didn't I tell you about it last night? Lin Jingran replied naturally.
Zhao Yingjie directly demanded: "Let's go to the hospital for an examination now." β
Lin Jingran refused: "Forget it, right? The hospital is so bad, I don't have any money. β
Zhao Yingjie said insistently: "I have." β
Hearing this, Lin Jingran's eyes lit up, and she couldn't wait to ask, "How much?" β
Zhao Yingjie almost blurted out the 9,000 yuan, but fortunately he held back at the critical moment and said, "The inspection fee is enough." β
Lin Jingran persuaded: "I think it's better not to go, I've checked a few times before, and there's nothing else to check." β
As soon as Zhao Yingjie heard it, he knew that Lin Jingran was deliberately avoiding it, just like the last time he lied to himself that his mother was seriously ill, the words in her mouth became more and more unbelievable, and if she thought about it carefully, if she really happened to her last night, she wouldn't feel it at all.
So, there's something greasy in this, maybe this chick is deliberately playing with herself.
In this case, Zhao Yingjie plans to plan the plan and know the truth after a try.
So, he immediately fell on Lin Jingran's body with a dazzled gaze, and deliberately sneered: "Anyway, we are all people who are going to die, do we want to come again?" I was in a hurry last night, I don't even know what it feels like, you look at how good the scenery is on the balcony, it must be very exciting, I can't wait. β
Saying that, Zhao Yingjie planned to go over and hug her.
Lin Jingran hurriedly took two steps back and refused: "In broad daylight, people see how ashamed it is!" β
As soon as Zhao Yingjie saw it, he knew that this girl had revealed a flaw, so he insisted on saying, "Then let's go to the bedroom." β
Lin Jingran still didn't agree, changed the topic, and said: "It's time to go to work, you hurry up and go to work, otherwise your leader will criticize you." β
Zhao Yingjie smiled evilly: "It won't take much time, let's make a quick decision!" β
Lin Jingran had an idea, and hurriedly said: "What, my stomach hurts a little now, go to the bathroom first." β
Seeing Lin Jingran running away in disgrace, it was even more verified that she was acting again, if Zhao Yingjie hadn't kept an eye on her, I am afraid that she would have been deceived again this time.
So, Zhao Yingjie still squatted at the door of the bathroom like last time, but he took off all his body and only left a pair of boxers, the purpose! It's to prepare for a big battle for a while.
When Lin Jingran opened the door of the bathroom, the whole person was stunned, but he didn't expect this kid to take off his clothes, and asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" β
Zhao Yingjie smiled evilly: "Of course I'm waiting for you!" β
Lin Jingran reacted suddenly, and found a reason to deal with it: "What, I'm sorry, I'm here for my aunt." β
Zhao Yingjie still didn't care and said: "It's okay, anyway, we are all dying people, and we still care what the eldest aunt does, the main thing is HAPPY, right?" β
After speaking, Zhao Yingjie planned to go over and hug Lin Jingran.
This chick seemed to guess something from Zhao Yingjie's bad smile, grabbed a broom at the door of the bathroom, and stopped Zhao Yingjie: "Don't come here!" β
Zhao Yingjie said in the same way as Lin Jingran last night: "Good, come on!" Don't be shy! My brother will be very gentle. β
This time it was Lin Jingran's turn to be timid, waving the broom in his hand as a weapon, and kept threatening: "Don't come here!" If you dare to take a step forward, I'll shout. β
Hearing this, Zhao Yingjie immediately stopped, he had seen the voice of this chick, it was simply the roar of a lion in Hedong, this early in the morning, if he frightened the old woman in the neighborhood, then he would be in trouble.
So, Zhao Yingjie changed his strategy, smiled more evilly and said: "I'll give you a chance to confess and be lenient now, if you don't tell the truth, I'll strip you immediately, and then hehe, you know what I want to do, right?" β
Lin Jingran finally confessed and took the initiative to admit: "Okay, I'll be honest, I lied to you just now, nothing happened to the two of us." β
When Zhao Yingjie heard this, he nodded comfortably and said, "Oh! β
After responding, he continued to ask, "What about your illness?" β
Lin Jingran hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth: "I lied to you too." β
Zhao Yingjie nodded comfortably again: "Very good, this is a good child!" β
Lin Jingran immediately announced: "Okay, let's settle down now." β
Zhao Yingjie raised a finger and waved at Lin Jingran, shook his head and said, "NO!" You haven't told me yet, what do you do? β
Lin Jingran also talked to Zhao Yingjie about the conditions: "I can tell you, but you have to promise me one condition." β
"On what terms?" Zhao Yingjie asked curiously.
Lin Jingran said calmly: "I am penniless now, and I must temporarily rely on your house." β
When Zhao Yingjie heard this, Lin Jingran looked really impatient, if she could live in the same room with this chick, after a long time, she might not know what would happen, so she readily agreed.
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Lin Jingran continued: "I only know that my name is Lin Jingran, where I live, what my parents are called, and what I used to do, I don't know at all. β
Zhao Yingjie asked suspiciously: "You won't tell me, you have amnesia, right?" β
"Well, I seem to have lost my memory." Lin Jingran also replied with no certainty.
As soon as the words fell, Zhao Yingjie burst out laughing, laughing heartlessly, very happy.
Lin Jingran asked speechlessly, "What are you laughing at?" β
"Editor! Keep knitting! With the lessons of the last two times, Zhao Yingjie didn't believe it at all.
"What I said this time is true, if you don't believe it, forget it." Lin Jingran said frankly.
"If you want me to believe you, unless you kiss me, I will believe it." Zhao Yingjie thought of a clever trick.
"Okay!" Lin Jingran readily agreed.
Zhao Yingjie's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked excitedly, "Really?" β
Lin Jingran immediately walked in front of Zhao Yingjie and said gently, "You close your eyes." β
Zhao Yingjie was very obedient, obediently closed his eyes, and tilted his face to wait for the kiss to come.
However, what Zhao Yingjie was waiting for was a crisp slap, a snap, which made Zhao Yingjie rub his face in pain, and let out a hot and painful boo sound in his mouth.
Lin Jingran sneered and said, "You don't believe me if I tell the truth, tell a lie!" You just believe that you deserve to be beaten! β
"You stinky bastard!" Zhao Yingjie rubbed his face twice, clenched his fists and scolded, and planned to teach Lin Jingran a lesson.
However, Lin Jingran is not a vegetarian either, with a hook of the tip of his right foot, he lifted the broom that was thrown on the ground just now into the air, quickly caught it with one hand, and then in front of Zhao Yingjie's eyes, like Sun Wukong, he waved the broom into a golden hoop stick, so fast, after a few swings, he took on the posture of Shaolin stick.
Zhao Yingjie looked at it, he didn't expect this chick to be really good at kung fu, looking at this move, it was quite a two-trick, but he also wanted to learn and learn.
So, the corner of his eye swept away, and there was nothing beside him as a weapon at all, so he had to play a set of boxing techniques in front of Lin Jingran's eyes that he didn't know about, and the posture he posed looked quite **.
"Yikes!" Lin Jingran roared, waved the broom in his hand and slashed at Zhao Yingjie.
The other party shot so fast, he dodged in a panic, but with his bare hands, he couldn't always take advantage.
After the first round, Zhao Yingjie retreated to the kitchen, and his cheeks were swept twice by the broom, this chick's stick method is really impatient.
He retreated to the kitchen, swept his gaze out of the corner of his eye, and also found a weapon, holding a spatula in his right hand, a wok on his left, attacking with his right hand and defending with his left hand, which can be called the most perfect weapon in the world.
So, Zhao Yingjie knocked the wok with a spatula, made a clang, and said pretentiously: "Let you try it, what is a combination of two swords, look at the move!" β
As a result, when Zhao Yingjie was just about to counterattack, something unexpected happened to him.