Wuyuan, Jiangxi, southern Yunnan, plus Xiangxi, these are the three places I used to want to visit.

Wuyuan has been here twice, although the time is not long, but also to appreciate the "most beautiful countryside in China" beautiful scenery, this time the destination is southern Yunnan, the middle of the diversion, just to go to Xiangxi.

However, in order to be able to get rid of the stalkers as much as possible, we sat on foot, in a car and even in a horse-drawn carriage, and it was not until three days later that we came to the boundary of Xiangxi.

"Longshan County? How did we come in a big circle and come from the northwest?! "I was sitting in a restaurant in the town, looking at the map on my phone.

"If you don't go around in circles, how can you get rid of those people." Bao Weng said with a smile: "But I'm not sure that I can get rid of them, at least when we rented a car this morning, I seemed to have seen that Chai Lao Wu." ”

"If you can't get rid of it, you can't get rid of it!" The second uncle patted his stomach, picked up the wine gourd and took a sip of wine: "I haven't had a good meal for a few days, and I haven't eaten any meat, the oil and water are almost dry, let's have a good rest tonight, and we can go how we want to go tomorrow, I'm afraid they will do something!" ”

"Poof!" I was drinking tea and almost squirted out: "Second uncle, what you just said is like Li Kui in the Water Margin!" ”

"Hungry!" The second uncle waved his hand: "Little Er, serve the food!" ”

Bao Weng and I both laughed, in fact, we were both half hungry, so we hurriedly ordered a few "hard dishes", fiddling with chopsticks and waiting for the meal to start.

"Where are you staying tonight?" Bao Weng asked softly.

"I see there's a hotel across the street, just stay for one night." The second uncle raised his chin and signaled that there was a hotel opposite.

The food was served quickly, and we couldn't manage too much, so we grabbed the chopsticks and ate it. When the meal was in full swing, a long-haired beauty wearing a snow-white long trench coat came in from outside the door, sitting at a table and beckoning the waiter to order.

As soon as I threw a piece of pork ribs in my mouth, I was instantly stunned: this woman's skin is as white as jade, her eyes are like stars, her lips are like congealed fat, her delicate and perfect facial features reflect the hair at that end, coupled with her slender body with outstanding grace, she is definitely a beauty in the city.

It's just that how could a girl with such a temperament appear alone in such a small town?

"Boy, have you watched too many martial arts movies?" The second uncle saw that the ribs in my mouth were about to fall, so he reached out and slapped me: "Where is there no girl dressed like this now, maybe they are the residents of this town, look at your unproductive appearance!" Dine! ”

I pumped my mouth and sucked the ribs back into my mouth: "Second uncle, you don't understand what I just thought at all, no wonder, you don't have a woman around you when you're old!" ”

"Hey, you kid, cancel your second uncle, right?!" The second uncle scolded and bowed forward: "Then tell me, what do you think?" ”

"Alas...... Second uncle, you are really a shame on a man! I didn't want to let go of this kind of opportunity, so I teased and said, "I look at the temperament of a girl, what about you?" Just look at the appearance and dress of others, I look at the inside, you look at the outside, the difference is too far! ”

"Cut!" The second uncle took a sip of wine: "Do you believe that I recorded the audio just now, go back to Xiaoxiao to listen?" ”

"Don't!" I hurriedly waved my hand: "That second uncle, I didn't see anything just now, I didn't see anything, don't let Xiaoxiao know, her little face pulls, my heart can jump out of my mouth!" ”

"I'll just say it!" The second uncle stroked his swollen belly: "What's so good about having a woman?" It's not affectionate, it's boring to quarrel all day long; It's too affectionate, like you, you have to be nervous to death when people frown, and it's even more boring! So, it's better to be alone! ”

"That's what you don'......t understand," I shook my head, talking to a person like the second uncle, who is more than a monk and a monk, is more uncomfortable than playing the piano to a cow. I didn't bother to say more, and continued to bury my head in front of me.

A few minutes later, the food from the beauty's side was also on the table, and I took a look, good guy, this beauty looks so slim, but she ordered a large table of dishes, both vegetarian and meat, with a reasonable match.

There won't be anyone else, right? I don't believe you can eat so much by yourself! I also ate almost enough, so I simply turned my head to watch the beautiful woman eat. After a few minutes, I overturned my idea that the beautiful woman was alone like a storm sweeping, sweeping the food on the table as if she hadn't eaten in days.

"Boss, serve food and wine, starve us to death!"

I was watching the beautiful women eating, and several men rushed in from outside the door, speaking Shaanxi-style Mandarin, shouting loudly.

The boss didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly trotted over to greet him.

"Who is this?" I turned my head to look at the second uncle and Bao Weng: "Dressed like a western cowboy, acrobatics?" ”

"Well, these people!" Bao Weng eats for a long time not because he eats a lot, but this food is too slow, I and the second uncle are full of him before he eats a steamed bun, has been chewing slowly, at this time heard me ask, then turned his head and looked at it and said: "They are the one who leads the car!" ”

"Hearse?" I was stunned: "Lead the car?" ”

"Get the car!" Bao Weng said while eating: "There are many mountain roads near here, but the general big trucks don't understand the road conditions and don't dare to go, but these big trucks will be overloaded or something in order to save costs, so the big road is even more afraid to go, once it is checked, the fine will be paid to death!" Therefore, it has derived such a profession, these people have all the nearby terrain, not only can take the field truck to walk the mountain road, but also the short road, saving a lot of costs, they just want a commission, so they are called 'car leader'......"

"Oh, I see, we have one over there." I nodded: "These people should all have something to do with Dao'er, right?" ”

"That's not necessarily, it's just that there is competition in every industry, and their competition will be simple and violent, but it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with Taoism." Bao Weng smiled and continued to eat his own meal, he heard the second uncle say that if he didn't rush tonight to rest, the speed of eating would be even slower.

"Hey, the beauty is alone?!" When the big man in the lead saw the girl eating alone, he suddenly had a bad thought, walked over and stood in front of the girl and asked.

"Is there something wrong?" The girl glanced up at the inch-headed man and asked coldly.

The sound is not bad! I thought about it.

"Is it really a person? Haha......" The inch-headed man smiled and sat on the girl's left side: "It's just right, there are four positions at a table, there are five of us, we can't sit open, how about I come over and share a table with the beauty?" ”

"Which eye did you see that I was alone?" The beautiful woman stopped her chopsticks, looked at the inch-headed man and asked.

The inch-headed man was stunned, seeing so many meals on the table, the girl looked confident again, and she was suddenly a little unsure, but soon laughed again: "Hahaha...... Want to bluff me? Forget it! On the table is a pair of chopsticks in your hand, look at your appearance, I have lived here for several years, I also look at the face, not one person can be two people? Doppelganger? Haha......"

The strong men who came in with him also coaxed, I clenched my fists, and wanted to get up to help, but I was stopped by the second uncle: "You can't beat people, wait and see." ”

When the girl saw that this man was a bit of a scoundrel, she simply ignored it and ate her own food.

"Hey, it's not a small temper!" The inch-headed man looked at the girl and smiled: "Beauty, you see that I am also single, and you are also single, otherwise, let's make do with our lives, okay?" ”

"Boss, check out!" The beauty suddenly lost her appetite and stood up and beckoned the waiter to settle the bill.

"Hey, don't go!" When the inch-headed man saw that the girl was leaving, he directly reached out and grabbed the girl's hand.

The girl suddenly looked at each other angrily, and before she could speak, I stood up with a "pout": "Let go!" ”

At this time, there were only three of us left in the restaurant, and when I shouted, the four big men all looked at me with brushes, which made my back suddenly break out in a cold sweat, but the words were shouted, what else could I do!

"She's my friend, we just had a bit of an awkward fight, so I came here to eat by myself." I quickly found a reason.

"Friends?" The inch-headed man looked at me with a sneer: "What friend?" You think Lao Tzu is a fool, you say it's a friend, then do you know what her name is?! ”

When I asked this, I was stunned for a moment: "Call, call Ami!" ”

"Come on, let me tell you, either you get out of here now, or I'll kill you first!" The inch-headed man said, stood up, and walked straight in front of me.