Chapter 0968 - Shot Pill Wen by the Gap
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"Oh, that means you're interested in Patchouli, Little Devil, Red Misuzu, or Sakiya?" Shooting Pill Wen nodded hurriedly, and then lowered his head and quickly wrote on the paper while muttering, "The newcomer of the Red Devil Pavilion...... After. Palace Project ...... ...... in practice"
'What the hell!? WTFοΌ Wang Dong and his little friends were stunned.
When Wang Dong was stunned, Remilia, who was sitting next to him, slammed the table and stood up, shouting, "Shoot Pill Wen!" Tear me up your nonsense! β
"Forehead forehead ......" Shooting Pill was stunned by Remilia's momentum, and then quickly lowered his head and wrote; When the reporter was reporting, he was threatened with his personal safety and was not allowed to report the truth......"
"That's enough...... Wang Dong covered his face and said weakly to the maid on the side: "That...... Are all of you journalists here like that? β
"No, it's not." The silver-haired maid bowed expressionlessly and said, "It's just that Gensokyo reporters are famous for making up fake news to deprive eyeballs. β
"I think I get it." Wang Dong nodded weakly.
"Aha, it's written! Not...... The title reads, "The Red Devil Pavilion newcomer [Gensokyo Paradise Plan] is in the middle of implementation...... "Shooting Pill Wen wrote on the notebook in his hand with a fluttering face. Completely ignoring Remilia's darkening complexion.
As the saying goes. Don't erupt in silence. She died in silence, and Remilia was clearly not a character willing to die - so she raised her right hand holding a red card with a cold face, and said coldly: "Spear.the.Gungnir!" β
The next moment, the red card quickly turned into a red spear, and was thrown out by Remilia with all his might.
"Oops, it scared the hell out of me!" The Shooting Pill Wen Monster screamed, and then the wings behind his back flapped slightly. The whole person quickly rose into the air at a terrifying speed, and forcibly threw off the red spear thrown by Remilia at a distance of nearly ten meters.
"Wind [Wind God Maiden]!" The moment the distance was widened, Shotmaru suddenly turned around, and quickly threw a card in his hand, and the moment the card broke away from her hand, it turned into a white beam of light and collided with the red spear thrown by Remilia, and then dissipated into the air in unison.
"Hush." Remilia sighed unpleasantly, and then said angrily, "If it weren't for the assimilation of Gensukyo's laws and star fields, how could she easily stop Ganganir?" β
"......" Wang Dong heard Remilia's complaints, and couldn't help but look at the silver-haired maid on the side with a curious look. The blinking eyes clearly express a question: "Why do you say that?" βγ
"The effect of the Reverse Cause and Effect of the Lady Gungnir's owner, that is, before the gun is thrown. There is already a [hit] effect, so as long as there is a cause to throw it, then it will definitely hit. The silver-haired maid explained calmly, "But due to the assimilation of the laws with the star field, the effect of reversing cause and effect was eliminated in the face of the Shooting Pill Wen, who was also a demon hunter. β
"Oh oh......" Wang Dong nodded with a sudden realization, if a creature that is not a demon hunter comes over, then the effect of reversing cause and effect can be as useful as it can be, but unfortunately, Shooting Pill Wen himself is a demon hunter, so this kind of planet-level secondary law has no effect.
"Oh ho ho ho, so naΓ―ve, Remilia, even if the laws of Gensokyo are not covered by the laws of the star field, your magic spear will not be able to hit me, which is known as the fastest legend of Gensokyo!" After Remilia complained, Shotimaru suddenly burst out laughing with his hands on his hips.
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Almost visible to the naked eye, a series of comic-effect green tendons erupted on Remilia's forehead, and she gritted her teeth and roared, "Die, die, die!" Red Never Sleeps ......"
Unfortunately, she was halfway through her words when Elric suddenly appeared behind her.
"Remi-chan, calm down!" Elric carefully hugged Remilia and came down, and then said with a smile: "If you throw this trick out, this banquet won't be opened?" β
"Then you should take care of her!" Remilia gritted her teeth and pointed at the Shooting Pill Wen, and said angrily, "This damn Tengu reporter is reporting nonsense again!" β
"It's not a matter of a day or two for her to report indiscriminately." Elric continued to laugh and cry, and said, "Besides, who in this Gensokyo has believed her report?" Everyone knows that this is just a pastime, and the credibility is zero! β
Just as Elric comforted Remilia, Wang Dong witnessed the whole process of the first death time in history-
"Whew-" With a sound, Shooting Pill Wen quickly landed next to Wang Dong, and then took out a pen with a snickering face and wrote on the paper: "Why does Elric have a Lori wife like Remilia?" Because his little Tintin is very small, he can only satisfy the loli body of Remilia...... Woo! β
Before she could finish her words, Elric, who appeared behind her and had a "kind" smile on his face, grabbed her head with his hand like a basketball.
"Shoot! Life! Wen! Pill! Elric had a smile on his face, but the words he said were like nine ghosts that made people shudder, "You actually broke ground on my head?" The guts are really getting fatter and fatter. β
βbβ¦β¦ bβ¦ uβ¦β¦β¦ No, no, no, no...... "After being pinched by Wang Dong's head, the whole person was like a person with a fear of heights who was hanging from a height of 10,000 meters, and the whole person trembled like a sifting chaff, "I, I, I ......"
"It's useless to explain, a day trip in between, goodbye." Elric snapped his fingers with a smile, and then a crack opened in front of himβa crack like the one the woman named Purple had when she appeared.
"Subordinate Tengu!" Shooting Pill Wen looked at the gap that was close at hand, and screamed in fright: "Boss, boss, if we have something to say, say it well...... Everything can be solved in words. β
"Really?" Wang Dong asked rhetorically.
"Really, really!" Shooting Pill nodded frantically.
"That's right." Elric had a smile as bright as the sun on his face, and then asked kindly, "Then you tell me, does Irin the spirit dove know that you are a stupid X?" β
"I don't know! Ah no, no, yes, yes...... Eh, wait...... Ignorance...... Forehead...... Know...... This ......" Shotimaru said that he was a little uneasy.,How to answer this doesn't seem right!?
"What's wrong? Can't answer? Didn't you tell me that anything can be solved in words? Elric grabbed the head of the shooting pill and asked with a smile, "If you can't answer it, it's just a gap!" β
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Shooting Pill Wen closed his eyes tightly, as if he had given up on himself, and shouted, "Spirit Dove Irin she doesn't know! β
As soon as Shotimaru's words fell, a girl who looked to be about twelve years old came to her like the wind, and said puzzledly, "I don't know anything? β
This is a girl with long silver hair, a red minaret hat nearly one meter high, a red and white long kimono with a long hem and a pair of stilt clogs on her feet.
"Ga ......" looked at the girl who suddenly appeared, and the sound of a duck being choked by the neck made by the sound of the shooting pill.
"Ah, dove, long time no see." Elric smiled and waved his hand, it turned out that this girl was the dove Irin in his mouth.
"Long time no see~" Lingjiu Irin replied with a smile, then shifted his gaze to Shotimaru's body and said, "What's wrong with her?" What I don't know? β
"Actually...... That is true. Elric pondered for a moment, then said with a sad face, "I asked Wenwen just now if you, that is, Irin the Spirit, knew that she, that is, Shotimaru Wen, was a stupid X, and she replied that you didn't know. β
ββ¦β¦ What the!? Wenwen, you're actually a stupid X!? Irin couldn't help but exclaimβthis was a terrible thing.
As early as when the shooting pill bun snorted "Lingjiu Irin she doesn't know" just now, the attention of the other members of the banquet was attracted, and this time Lingjiu Irin's exclamation was heard clearly by most of the people present......
"What!? Shotimaru is a stupid X!? β
"Really!? No wonder I always write about some fake news......"
"It's a stupid X!"
All of a sudden, the sound of everyone talking reached the ears of several people on Elric's side.
"I ...... My innocence ......" Shooting Pill was pale, staring blankly at his front with his eyes, and muttered, "Boss...... Please, give me a day trip. β
"Go, poor boy." Elric couldn't help but throw the Shooting Pill into the gap with a smile on his face, then looked at Remilia and said, "Are you happy now?" Madam. β
"It's horrible! Lick, you're terrible! Remilia crouched down with her head in her eyes with tears in her eyes, and said tremblingly, "It's terrible......"
"This ...... Be...... Subversive ...... Huh? Before Wang Dong's image of "elephant" could be spoken, it was interrupted by a few drops of red liquid that suddenly appeared on the table.
(To be continued......)