Chapter 28: Ezreal Kneels!
Ezreal, who used to be proud, is now as miserable as he is, and even fell into the well by a little fat man!
How could he swallow his anger when he thought of relying on the strategy of not being an elementary school arithmetic problem to get himself out before, his flexible brain turned like that again, so he thought about it and said to the wandering mage: "Wandering old man, you must have seen the answers of these little children before writing 5!" So this game still doesn't count! ”
"Hehe, I was standing outside the classroom all the time, I didn't even glance at the children's workbooks, and I didn't go to the window from beginning to end, and I ruled out the possibility that I looked down at the answers of the students who were sitting by the window, and these teachers could testify for me. If you still want to suspect that I was colluding with these students before, not to mention the difficulty of colluding with children, just that the class was also temporarily chosen by yourself, so there is no possibility for me to cheat at all! After the head of the wandering mage said so much, at the end, he said quietly, "However, I am a teacher, so I won't worry so much about you, and when I will let you know the answer, you will lose your heart!" ”
Ezreal's mind was full of black lines.
Mother-in-law and mother have said for so long, does this Nima call to care so much?
Fool it!
However, this wandering old man's incoherent words should have been messed up, and it seems that he didn't use that little trick in vain!
Only if there is a ghost in his heart, he will try to justify himself in such a way as to do so!
Who knows, what made Ezreal's eyes drop was that the wandering mage didn't look messy at all, but pointed at the little fat man in a leisurely manner, "This chubby male classmate, stand up and explain to the big brother how to do this?" ”
Let this little fat man give me a lecture?
Ezreal swore that he had never suffered such a disgrace in his life!
Think about being lectured in front of so many people, students, teachers, and being despised by a little kid who looks down on him!
The grievance in his heart!
The teacher watching from the window was even more interested, and to be honest, they didn't figure out how it was calculated after they knew that the answer was 5.
The little fat man stood up vigorously, seeing that everyone's eyes were converging on his body, and there was a little pride on his face, "Big brother, this question is very simple, do you see if this 7111 is equal to 0, and 8809 is equal to 6?" So, this 2889 is equal to 5. ”
Ezreal's head was big when he heard it!
What's the difference you didn't say?
What 7111 is equal to 0, and what 8809 is equal to 6? Say you know what you're talking about?
And in the end, how did 2889 suddenly equal to 5? That's unreasonable, isn't it?
If it weren't for the fact that so many people were watching, he really wanted to ravage the fleshy face of this little fat man at this time.
The little fat man shook his head regretfully, "Big brother, you are so stupid, you can't see it so simple?" ”
it!
Being said to be stupid by a schoolboy who he despised very much, Ezreal's face at this time was as black as it could be!
But since it has reached this level, he has to endure it, and if he can't bear it at this time, then he will completely lose the game against the wandering old man, so he said patiently: "Okay, the big brother is very stupid, then please tell your brother more carefully, okay?" ”
"Big brother, do you see that 7111 doesn't have a circle? Does 8809 have 6 hoops? Does 6666 have four circles? Seeing such a yellow-haired big brother asking his own questions so humbly, the look on his face became even more proud, and after explaining in detail, he pointed to the 4889 at the bottom of the blackboard, "Big brother, look again, the last 4889, does it have five circles?" ”
Ezreal was a little dazed and counted to the blackboard.
This Nima!
Five laps, really!
Ezreal, who knew the truth, almost burst into tears!
This isn't an elementary school arithmetic problem anymore, right?
This TM is already mentally retarded!
It's a mentally retarded problem, and he was stumped by the self-proclaimed mathematical genius, and even connected to the 13th power of X, and now he feels very blushing when he thinks about it!
The teacher outside the window suddenly realized.
"That's what I did!"
"The wandering seniors really taught us a good lesson!"
"The thinking habits of elementary school students are really not something that we adults can understand!"
"I can't help but wonder, did I think the same way when I was in the lower grades? It's incredible to think about! ”
And Ize's classmates over there also exclaimed.
"I'll go, it's just a matter of counting laps?"
"This is your sister, Izawa has planted a big heel this time!"
"Izawa doesn't complain if he loses, who would know that this elementary school arithmetic problem will be solved by counting circles?"
"I swear I'll never underestimate a magic teacher's math skills again! That's what I've learned from Ezreal's fiasco! ”
At this time, the wandering mage admired the mysterious fist senior even more, he couldn't understand that the fist senior's sentence was very different from the adult's thinking, and he even slandered it.
But now looking at this scene, I have a long memory!
So, he said with a lot of feeling: "So, you must not underestimate the arithmetic problems in elementary school, adults to do it, you may think of a lot of things, what arrangement?" What is the law? Or even bring them into equation solving! That's just falling into the trap! On the contrary, the children's ideas are very simple, and when they see numbers, they will even associate circles, so it is easy to make them! ”
Many people are convinced!
There are so many doorways for elementary school students!
Wandering seniors, do you want to be so rebellious? Can you see this?
Some teachers couldn't help but wonder, "Are the wandering seniors really doing magic?" The more I look at it, the more I think he seems to teach math! ”
The arithmetic teacher replied with a wry smile: "The wandering senior really doesn't teach mathematics, and he still teaches mathematics for other teachers, and have you forgotten that the wandering senior is the top magician in our continent?" ”
Many people looked at the wandering mage with admiration and horror!
This Nima's, from magic to mathematics, should this span be so big?
……
To say that the most depressing person on the scene was Ezreal, he even had an illusion of doubting whether he had learned arithmetic, it was such a primary school arithmetic problem, a question that even the primary school students he looked down on the most could easily answer, but he was stunned to watch it for a long time without a clue!
The wandering mage did not forget to look at Ezreal when everyone was watching, "Ezreal, you must remember, don't underestimate the arithmetic problems in elementary school, and don't underestimate the math skills of the magic teacher!" Today I just opened your eyes with an elementary school arithmetic problem, and I hope you can remember the lesson in the future! ”
Ezreal looked at the wandering old man's swaggering appearance.
I want to refute, but I feel a sense of powerlessness!
Who knew that this old man had such a set of arithmetic problems in elementary school!
This time I planted!
The planting is so thorough!
(PS: The exams are all over, and the double watch is officially resumed, and finally, everyone who has tickets is smashed!) Throw as many fighters as you want! )