Compared with the happy news of the official personnel God Slaughtering Machine, the next news is not so joyful.

Peerless Sword Queen: Teemo, this little guy can hurt us Demacia a lot! Although the official weakened it accordingly, it is still useless! Just yesterday I went to the Summoner's Rift to play a game after teaching class, and when I played against Teemo, it was a frustration! And after reaching the sixth level, I hardly saw Teemo's kid show up!

I went ahead and a mushroom exploded!

I stepped back, and a mushroom exploded!

I turned left and a mushroom exploded!

I turned right and a mushroom exploded!

I was so bloody that I didn't dare to wander around, so I went back to the city, but Teemo, who had been hiding in the morning, suddenly appeared and killed me!

……

Han Xiao looked at this news of the Peerless Sword Queen, and could imagine the despair when a smiling Timo appeared in front of him to give him a poisoned arrow when he was bloodless!

Therefore, he expresses his deep sympathy for Kenhime!

However, after these interactions with the heroes, he learned that the summoner canyon of this Valoran continent is not as rich as the items and skills in his world League of Legends game, but is in a relatively embryonic stage, and many equipment, such as the True Vision Guardian (i.e., the True Eye), have not yet appeared! Many skills, such as Teemo's mushrooms, have not yet appeared!

Of course, it's only a matter of time!

Han Xiao didn't have to interfere too much, he just had to go with the flow.

But right now, since Teemo has made Fiona so angry. Then why don't you tell her a few jokes about Black Timo and make her happy! The deeper reason is that he wants to ask while helping Fiona. How about the more than 100 sets of women's underwear that were sent to her last time? Did you let Ahri, the policewoman, the female gun, and the piano girl try them on?

He can't wait to see it here!

So, Han Xiao, who had this kind of calculation. Collected and sorted out some black Timo's unworthy jokes and sent them over, but after posting, he folded his hands, "Teemo, you can't blame me for being so dark!" The main thing is that your mushrooms are so hateful! ”

The other side.

Fiona laughed when she saw the contents of these pages!

Hahaha!

Teemo was so unlucky!

How can you guys bully Teemo like that?

And the mood that was originally very depressed by Teemo's mushrooms also disappeared with these laughter!

……

……

A new day.

War College.

An elementary school classroom.

With a few minutes to go before the start of the school year, the students were talking to each other, mostly about Teemo, of course. The main reason is that the sensation caused by Timo the other day is so great that it is difficult for them not to notice.

"Ahem!"

"Teemo's side has won again!"

"Winning is winning, but this mushroom is so hateful!"

"As a Demacian, I hate Teemo and his mushrooms now!"

"I'm not from Demacia, and I hate him! Especially that mocking face, I want to kill him as soon as I see it! ”

"That's right, Teemo was born with a mocking face! Especially with mushrooms, the taunting attribute of this face is even more perverted! ”

Fiona happened to pass by the window and heard everyone's chatter. He laughed in a low voice, "I didn't expect that I was not the only one who hated Teemo, even these students hated Teemo, it seems that the Riot seniors let me see those things yesterday." I'm going to tell the students about it so they can have a good time. ”

So, after holding the textbook and walking up to the podium. She announced to the students in the audience, "Let's stop telling fairy tales today, let's have something fresh." So, let's make a few funny jokes today. It's related to Teemo, and I hope that after listening to these jokes, the depression caused by Teemo can be better. ”

When the students heard this, their eyes instantly burst into dazzling light!

"Wow! Jokes about Teemo? ”

"Can it make us feel better?"

"Teacher Fiona, I love you so much, it's so good for you to read us!"

"Teacher, please speak, we are all listening!"

"It would be great if we could tell a joke and tell Timo to death as well!"

All the students looked at Fiona on the podium expectantly, hoping that they would be able to laugh after hearing the jokes, as she said!

Fiona looked at the expectant faces in the audience and began to tell the first joke!

"One day Panson boasted in the streets of his spear and shield, saying: My spear is the sharpest spear in the world, and anything can pierce it; My shield, the strongest shield in the world, cannot pierce anything. Then Galen jumped out and said, "What would happen if you pierced your shield with your spear?" ”

Fiona stopped at this point, and the students below were already talking!

"Isn't Galen looking for a draw?"

"That's right, people Pan Sen tried his best to think of some good words, just to be able to praise him, you Galen is good, but you asked such a tricky question, isn't this sincere to make Pan Sen unable to get off the stage?"

"I think it's going to end with Panson getting angry and fighting Galen! You're right? ”

"Yes, there must be a fight, if you don't fight him, you won't scream - Sparta!"

"Haha, if you dare to say Spartan in front of him, it is estimated that he will not fight Galen first, but you!"

Everyone is talking about it, and there is nothing to say anyway!

At this time, Fiona announced the correct answer: "As a result, Panson stabbed the onlookers to death with a single spear." Said: Just TM you have a lot of things~"

it!

The students were dumbfounded!

And after reacting, they all rolled on the ground laughing and laughing!

"Laugh and cry!"

"Is that okay?"

"It's obviously Galen asking a difficult question, why did Pan Sen stab Timo to death with a spear?"

"That's right, Timo messed with you? I didn't even say a word from beginning to end, so I was poked to death? ”

"Lying down is also a spear! It's so pathetic...... It's very happy, let your sister blow up people with poisonous mushrooms all day long, and now you will be retributed! Ha ha! ”

After watching the students start laughing at the joke, they moved on to a second little joke!

……

Teemo went out happily early in the morning, and met Galen while walking, Galen grabbed Teemo and snapped! Pumped him in two big mouths, and then said, "I told you not to go out of the red fork!" (Note: The Red Cross is a piece of equipment that has been removed.) ）

The next day, Teemo went out with a red fork, and as he walked, he met Galen again, and Galen grabbed Teemo again, and snapped! Pumped him two big mouths: "I'll let you out of the red fork!" (To be continued.) )