062 Kuixing Kick Fight
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After waiting for about half an hour, the two fashionably dressed girls walked into the woods and exclaimed when they saw Wang Juan and Zhao Yun. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Oh Mom! Wang Juan, your progress is too fast, isn't it? Took down Mr. Zhao so quickly? One of the girls with dyed yellow hair said excitedly.
These words made Zhao Yun and Wang Juan's faces red, and Wang Juan said angrily: "Hu Fei, what are you talking nonsense? I'm looking for you in a hurry! ”
"Ahem, yes, something's wrong!" Zhao Yun coughed lightly and said.
"What's the matter? Let's be witnesses? It's too early, isn't it? The other girl said with her eyes squeezed.
Wang Juan said with some reproach: "Oh, Zhao Yan don't make trouble, let's talk to you about business!" ”
Seeing that Wang Juan and Zhao Yun didn't mean to joke at all, the two of them also knew that something was really wrong, so they listened to Wang Juan tell the story.
"Really, really?" Hu Fei and Zhao Yan asked in disbelief.
"Of course it's true, I don't believe you ask Mr. Zhao!" Wang Juan said with an oath.
Zhao Yun actually didn't know the bottom in his heart, after all, he didn't see Xiaoli, and he didn't know if Xiaoli's situation was the same as what Wang Juan said, but he had to nod.
"It's horrible, so what are we going to do?" Zhao Yan asked scaredly as she hid behind Hu Fei.
Wang Juan leaned into everyone's ears and told everyone what she thought.
"Isn't that right? Besides, I can't get into the girls' dormitory. Zhao Yun heard that he was going to go to the girls' dormitory for one night, so he hurriedly said.
"Find a way! Teacher, if you don't go, we won't dare to go back to sleep! Hu Fei said with a look of hope.
Zhao Yan also echoed and said, "Yes, why don't you tell the truth to the building manager directly?" ”
"You can pull it down, then you can't arrest a few of us as mentally ill!" Wang Juan directly vetoed.
Zhao Yun wasted a long time before he could think of a solution, so he hurriedly said, "Why don't I disguise myself as a man!" ”
The three of them looked at Zhao Yun with wide eyes almost at the same time, and then said in unison, "Try it!" ”
This afternoon, the four of them were busy, dressed up Zhao Yun, wiped cigarettes and powdered, I don't know where Wang Juan got a wig, changed into Hu Fei's clothes, and put on Zhao Yan's shoes, not to mention that if you don't look carefully, you really can't see that it's a man!
"How?" Zhao Yun asked the three of them.
"Well, a great beauty, teacher, you can actually go to Thailand for a walk, maybe you have the talent to be a ladyboy!" Hu Fei looked at Zhao Yun and said.
Zhao Yun wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and said helplessly: "Don't be kidding, these shoes are too small, I'll change them first, hey, the whole heel is outside!" ”
Everyone laughed, and then the four of them saw that it was still early, so they went to dinner together, and after nightfall, they led Zhao Yun into the girls' dormitory, but they didn't expect the building manager aunt to pay attention to Zhao Yun at all, and came to Wang Juan and others' dormitory smoothly, but they met a few scantily dressed girls in the corridor, and Zhao Yun was enthusiastic.
Zhao Yun thought to himself, no wonder the male classmates wanted to run to the girls' dormitory at that time, this is really satisfying!
"Teacher? You'll have to pay attention to who you are! Don't look at what you shouldn't! Wang Juan pinched Zhao Yun's waist and reminded in a low voice.
Only then did Zhao Yun realize that he had lost his temper, his face was flushed with shame, and he didn't have the meaning to say anything.
After returning to the dormitory, they found that Xiaoli had not come back, and several people hurriedly cleaned up the house, because the house was not so neat, Zhao Yun used to think that the girl's bedroom must be very clean and neat, but now at a glance, it is not much better than the boy! All kinds of garbage are everywhere, and even panties and bras are thrown everywhere.
"Xiaoli goes out at this time every day, and she doesn't know where to go, she usually comes back around eleven o'clock, let's pretend to sleep before she comes back, and then find a chance to start!" Wang Juan suggested.
The four of them were all nervous, and they waited until half past ten before they lay down and pretended to sleep, Zhao Yun was more miserable, not to mention the man pretending to be a woman, he had to hide under Wang Juan's bed, and the most embarrassing thing for Zhao Yun was that there was a pair of pink underwear under the bed...
Time passed little by little, just when Zhao Yun was about to fall asleep, there was a slight sound of footsteps in the corridor, and he gradually walked to the door, and then the door of the bedroom was opened, Zhao Yun could only see Xiaoli's feet under the bed, and after Xiaoli came in, she walked directly to Wang Juan!
Zhao Yun was a little scared in his heart, thinking, could it be that this guy found out?
Zhao Yun was thinking about it, and a pale face appeared in front of Zhao Yun, "Who are you?" The face said in a stiff voice.
If it weren't for Zhao Yun knowing that everyone else was pretending to be asleep, and it was in front of a woman, Zhao Yun would definitely scream in fright, because this face was too similar to the face in his dream!
"She's a cousin, something fell under the bed, she's looking for it." Wang Juan saw that Zhao Yun didn't say anything for a long time, and she said in a trembling voice.
Zhao Yun dodged the face and got out from under the bed, looked at Xiaoli fixedly, her face was pale and almost bloodless, and it was even more weird against the backdrop of the moonlight, and her eyes were blurred and dull, and after hearing Wang Juan's explanation, she said 'oh', and then went back to her bed and lay down, no longer moving.
Zhao Yun didn't know what to do for a while, turn his face and make a move, he hasn't figured out what the situation is with this Xiaoli, if he doesn't make a move, he can't stand here stupidly for a night!
"Cousin, come up and sleep, I'll find something tomorrow." Wang Juan didn't know if she was afraid or wanted to relieve Zhao Yun, so she asked Zhao Yun to sleep with her.
Wang Juan said so, Zhao Yun had no choice but to go to Wang Juan's bed, fortunately Wang Juan did not take off her clothes, or Zhao Yun would have died of embarrassment! Wang Juan put the quilt on top of her head and covered Zhao Yun and herself in the quilt.
Wang Juan leaned into Zhao Yun's ear and whispered, "Teacher, what do you think?" ”
"This, she does have a lot of yin qi on her body, she should be possessed by a ghost!" Although Zhao Yun didn't know the specific situation, he felt the same based on his intuition.
"What do we have to do?" Wang Juan asked.
Zhao Yun replied in a low voice: "I'll observe and observe!" ”
Zhao Yun exposed a small slit in the quilt, which was right in front of Xiaoli's bed, but when Zhao Yun looked over, Zhao Yun was startled! Because Xiaoli is gone!
Zhao Yun lifted the quilt a little and found that Xiaoli was staring at herself! Zhao Yun screamed, raised a kick and kicked at Xiao Li, this kick just kicked Xiao Li's face, Xiao Li just snorted and fell backwards.
Hearing this voice, Wang Juan and the other three all screamed and got up from the bed, Zhao Yun forced his nervous mood and said, "Don't panic, everyone! Come as planned! ”
Xiao Li had already fallen down on her back, and stood up directly like a zombie, Zhao Yun hurriedly took out a gossip mirror from his arms, this gossip mirror was invited by Zhao Yun to the Buddhist hall next to the school, it was a wooden gossip, there was a round mirror in the middle, not to mention, when Zhao Yun used the gossip mirror to shine, Xiao Li actually stood still.
"You help me take care of her, and I will find a way to force out the ghost in her body!" Zhao Yun handed the gossip mirror in his hand to Hu Fei and said, who knew that Hu Fei might be afraid, but he didn't catch it, the gossip mirror fell to the ground, and the mirror in the center fell to pieces!
Zhao Yun didn't take out other magic weapons for a while, Xiaoli instantly regained her mobility, because Zhao Yun was right in front of her, she was directly grabbed by Xiaoli's shoulders, and she didn't know where this Xiaoli got so much strength, so she lifted Zhao Yun up! Then throw it out!
Zhao Yun first hit the wall and then fell to the ground, this Zhao Yun fell dizzy, and the magic weapon bag on his body fell to the ground, Xiaoli did not stop attacking, and then grabbed Hu Fei, Hu Fei hurriedly put the underwear that had already been folded on top of his head, and put on a Kuixing kicking posture, Xiaoli was frightened and hurriedly stopped attacking, and then attacked others!
The so-called Kui Xing kick fight, is the posture of the five Kui Xingjun to catch demons, standing on the head with one foot, the other foot up, holding the pen in one hand, holding the bucket in the other hand, implying that Kui Xing points to fight, the meaning of dominating the leader, Wang Juan said that this posture has the effect of warding off evil spirits, Zhao Yun did not believe it at all.
Because Zhao Yun remembers watching a movie played by Jacky Cheung when he was a child, which said that using Kuixing to kick and fight can ward off evil spirits, but after all, it is a film and television work, and it can't be taken seriously at all, but now it seems that film and television works are not necessarily made up.
Xiao Li attacked a circle and couldn't make a move, and then attacked Zhao Yun again, because the magic weapon bag was at Xiao Li's feet, Zhao Yun didn't dare to take it, and he finally sobered up just now, if he was thrown like this again, it was estimated that he would have to vomit blood.
Zhao Yun found that Xiaoli was attacking him, and hurriedly put on a Kuixing kick fight, but Xiaoli didn't care at all, and threw Zhao Yun out, Zhao Yun rolled several times before stopping, Zhao Yun secretly complained in his heart, it turned out that it was not this Kuixing kick fight that could ward off evil spirits, but a woman's underwear that could ward off evil spirits!
Xiaoli didn't stop at all, chasing Zhao Yun to attack, Zhao Yun remembered what Zhang Lin said about the yin and yang shoe array, and hurriedly took off the shoes, one up and one down, when Zhao Yun's face was scratched by Xiaoli, Zhao Yun shouted: "Zhang Lin, you lied to me!" ”
But this time the luck was much better, Zhao Yun found that the magic weapon bag was beside him, just before Xiaoli arrived, he took out a money sword from the bag and stabbed it at Xiaoli, because Zhao Yun's strength was too great, the money sword was directly stabbed, and the copper coins were scattered all over the ground!
Xiaoli shouted and stepped back, Zhao Yun took this opportunity to hurriedly look for a useful magic weapon from the bag, it was really good, and found a magic statue of Second Brother Guan, but to Zhao Yun's disappointment, this magic statue was directly beaten out by Xiaoli, Zhao Yun scolded in his heart, damn, fooled! No light!
Zhao Yun dodged away from Xiaoli's attack, and was secretly anxious in his heart, if his spiritual aperture was not sealed, this kind of trivial matter would not be captured, and a Five Elements Divine Thunder would hit her soul!
Thinking of this, Zhao Yun suddenly remembered that Zhang Lin had given Zhao Yun a black talisman before, Zhao Yun wrapped it in a red cloth and kept wearing it around his neck, and tore off the red rope with all his might, and took out the black talisman in the red cloth!
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